Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard Review

[captainvideoblogger]

This game is nothing but bland empty environments, same boring gameplay trough out the whole game and the same 5 or 6 enemies all over again. Sometimes there is a joke or too but you will be to bored to care at that point.

[ZoanBlade90]

@stayal1v3 And now to state the obvious: GRAPHICS. Don't. Make. A game. Eat Lead is an enjoyable shooter that pokes fun at the gaming culture. I'd give it a 7 out of 10.

[ZoanBlade90]

I'm with Jim. I frigging loved playing this. Why? In what other shooter to get a water SMG as a weapon and Doom enemy clones as the baddies?

[LOSImovies]

I bought the game.

First 5 minutes: cool !

After 7 minutes: okay..

Atfter 10 minutes: Boring

After 15 minutes: I want my money back!

[Spindlysneaker]

to be honest.... the gameplaymechanics are quite shit, but the ingame dialogs and the story are fucking hilarious. Laughed my ass off.

[pshychogiraffe]

What, nobody likes my catch phrase?! I always thought it was kind of cool.

[KiiboodoSenshi]

Great review, gonna pick this up for £5. ;D

[Doom2Guy]

Bought it for ten bucks

Worth it, but not by much

[vikee234]

gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooood game

[darriond1997]

i freakin want this

[StMargorach]

laughed my ass off when he said

the gameplay is loose and sloppy, like miley cyrus in a few years time

[dreamcast98]

lol i just love this game. picked it up for £5 and easily worth the money. basic shooting gameplay, but ultimately fun!

[zamorachristian1]

lol i thought my friend was joking about getting an achievement by just pausing the game

[GormBerserker]

"fun piece of shit" hurrhurr

[psmgamer]

this game has easy trophies/achievements plus its funny making fun of videogames from the past 20 years. Worth getting or renting as its really short.

[SmartMiroku]

I bought it for 12.99 on gamefly.

[psmgamer]

bought for $20 brand new at Gamestop today.

[niceone63]

Just ordered this for a lovely £6.

[Joanthagangsta]

This is on its way to my mailbox, hardcore gaming 4 life!

[JoeFoShow95]

.......and this is why you get beat up in school?

[Joanthagangsta]

nah, thats why i put guys like you in the garbage bin :)

[JoeFoShow95]

yeah,.....definitly........

your a tuff guy, but still a hardcore gamer 4 life? i dont think so buddy

[PerryMartinGreen420]

it really is the most fun peice of shit on the market

[UnhappySquancho]

The most fun piece of shit on the market. That's gold.

[karlos7eberl]

that's *diamond

[dMemphiz]

MASTER CHEF!!! OK I'm Sold buying this new baby!

[2TrentSteel3]

Very good

[fixxxer928]

I'm SOLD! I'm buying this FIRST THING TOMORROW!

I saw a pre-owned copy for only £9.99, i was tempted to pick it up right there and then but i decided to watch a review first and i must say i actually laughed during this review (the part when you choke-punch that guy and he says 'your....moma' hahaha). REALLY looking forward to buying this now. Gameplay looks like Kane & Lynch and i actually really enjoyed that game contrary to what reviewers said so i'm hoping for a blast with this game! 5/5

[yaku3]

i bought this and the first "boss" character cracked me up hes so funny love this

[soccerdawg20]

this looks like a really ghreat game to me, and idont understand why it gets such bad reviews

[Jacketpotato1]

Theres blood in the game?

[stayal1v3]

yes if u can call that blood. its blue rent and u 'll see Graphics sucks story too , its not fun game at all

[Jacketpotato1]

i haqve the game and i find it fun and funny and the blue "blood" isnt blood its supposed to be pixels

[FatalJapan]

I bet your saying that just because they made fun of your precious Master Chief.

[ninjabrocly]

Ok, they parody master cheif, do you need another reason to buy this?

[Luffymon88]

I saw how to cover in another video, what's the problem with it?

It looks fine to me

[Defendire]

"well i like video games because they're fun, and if matt hazard wants to be most fun piece of shit on the market, well matt hazard has certainly achieved that" lmao. well said

i need to rent this...

[Rabite890]

The game is pretty damn fun. Definitely not worth the $45 used Gamestop wants for it though. $25 new? I'll be all over that shit.

[Quizzle1983]

I paid only 19.99 brand new in Canadian dollars. That's like 17.99 American.

[Rabite890]

Yeah I got it for $25 used a month or so ago. So fucking worth it.

[JukaDominator]

i'm buying this game because of the water guns lol

[brotherdudeman]

fun piece of shit lol

[zeedan33]

when it's 10 bucks i'll buy

[hotdoobie75]

@zeedan33 i just picked this up and got mass effect the first one both for ten dollars

[Duncham]

@zeedan33 Holy shit, its actually 10 bugs

[JOSHDILISI]

I love this game :D

[Swash1967]

Very interesting. Nice slam on HaMo too!!!

[SanBarzesco]

hahahahaahaaaaaaaa

[AngryJoeShow]

Nice, refreshing to see someone not completely take a dump on this game. I think its something me as a, parody video game reviewer, will enjoy despite its obvious short-comings.

[TwistedImp]

Wow I love the concept of this game. I'll have to give it a try some time.

[Overcow]

The best thing is that you guys spelld ReturN worng.

[Murdock667]

A game thats a paradox within itself sounds pretty fun.

[Bennyishere]

I love you, Jim.