Worf Birth Advice

[angelwing529]

Pfffffhahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahaha!!!!!! Lol computer simulation was not like this...

[smcneal057]

Worf it is moments like this when the human female is stronger then any Klingon. It is best not to piss off the human female now.

[destructodude]

This is the future, where people learn everything on Wikipedia.

[TheVargr]

He gives her the same amount of time to do it as he does ships to respond to his hails.

[SawdustProductions]

"THAT delivery was very orderly."

[AngieNesmith]

"the computer simulation was not like this"

No durr worf xDD lool

[INTPTT]

Then in DS9 when Keiko gets pregnant again Worf panics. Fortunately, Bajoran labor is much calmer.

[mmmmmarcus]

*Worf grabs Bat'Leth* "Would you like your offspring to have ridges?"

[drlee2]

Now THAT was funny! LOL

[xweetok100]

6 people have failed computer simulation.

[Fuleadeare]

I am surprised Worf still has his head intact after this.

Worf, you're great, but you're pretty damn thick sometimes.

[robm14]

I've just realised any clip of Worf could be improved if he said

'Ramming Speed!'

And it certainly applies here

[ensignlilyjavert]

-runs- HONEY?! I'VE CHOSEN MY MIDWIFE!

[planetary109]

*mumbles* the computer simulation was not like this...

[makutateridax200]

WHAT DID YOU RECORD THIS ON A POTATO

[EroticVultures]

On the back of my TNG DVD, for the episode "Eye of the Beholder" it says "...when a crew member kills himself, Troi and Worf Investigate". And I've always thought a great spin-off from Next Gen would be "Deanna and Worf Investigate". A close second has to be Worf, Son of Mogh, Midwife. I can just picture him doing c-sections with his bat'leth

[SPARTAN085B]

When my girl gives birth, I want Worf around!

[PokerJoker811]

There's a story to tell your child. "Honey, you wouldn't be here without the help of this Klingon "

[luccaskunk]

Worf would make an excellent midwife assistant... he should go boil water, I guarantee it will occur just like in the computer simulation.

[Amar7605]

So is Worf really looking at Keiko's personal area?

[Odbarc]

@Amar7605 He's a Klingon. It probably looks like a beautiful woman to him if she's unshaved. Just gotta add a pair of eyes and ears.

[Amar7605]

@Odbarc Do you think that Keiko was trimmed or bushy?

[Draknfyre]

@Amar7605

Doctors have a tendency to do that when you are giving birth. And seeing how there were no doctors available to help, and he had to assist, yes.

[Amar7605]

@Draknfyre Wow, thanks for that insightful revelation. I would have never figured that out. :P

[Amar7605]

@Draknfyre In fact, since you have given me this useful information, I am going to find the obstutrician who delivered my son and beat the crap out of him for looking at my wife's personal area.

[CuttlefishPi]

Worf has a black pixelated beard.

[dsagentutube]

The fact that he is using a tricorder makes this scene so much more funny.

[russetwolf13]

Worf is a rough and tumble, take charge hands on rough neck punchfest bitchslap party animal slamdunk kinda guy...

Oh, wait, no, he got all his training in everything on the Holodeck, so he's a very hands off kinda guy. Nevermind.

[davidsquall351]

I love this guy....lol

[Heya4000]

Computer simulation hey......

[Atalla]

Man, if I was in on that scene, there would have been so many bloopers from me just cracking up, lol.

[thediremoose]

I really have to wonder why Worf was running those simulations in the first place.

[murdock7x4]

cut out the punch line at the end. "it was much more.... orderly."

[BlueTeamPlayer]

Why is it not happening, do I HAVE GO IN THERE MYSELF AND GET THAT LAZY BITCH OUT OF YOU?!?!

[IceRich05]

lol @ "computer simulation".

[jebussaves1]

Is this when the galaxy's biggest nag gives birth to her daughter Molly?

[pzman84]

5 people are either members of the House of Duras or Gowron's family

[chrismc410]

@pzman84 Gowron's family doesn't really have much to say. Gowron died honorably and was felled by a superior opponent, Worf. No dishonor there.

[TheFounderUtopia]

He is definitely not a merry man.

[Samus312]

"You may now give birth." Uhh...Worf. Is that how it works for Klingons?

[FireGoliath]

I love the additional pay off for this years later on DS9,

Quark: Did you hear? Keiko's gonna have a baby!

Worf: NOW?!?!?!

O'Brien: No! Seven months.

...

Worf: Seven months? Unfortunately, I will be away from the station at that time...far away...visiting my parents...on Earth...excuse me.

[joen0411]

@FireGoliath I remember that scene. It was hilarious

[heymrk]

@FireGoliath I laughed so hard I scared my cat the first time I saw this scene.

[alweky]

-The Computer simulation was not like this...

-Looks like I will have to improvise

*Takes batleth...

-Congratulations you have sucessfully given birth... Keiko? Keiko?

[queerpriestess]

I don't recognize this!  :(

What episode is this?

[cantecleer]

@queerpriestess -- it's called "Disaster" . . . it's the one where Picard and three(?) kids are stranded in a turbolift (and sing Frère Jacques). Does it ring a bell now? =D

[queerpriestess]

@cantecleer

Oh, yeah! I remember it now.

Thanks!

[cantecleer]

@queerpriestess - yw^^ ... it's funny, after you asked it made me want to watch it, so I searched for it and it's here on youtube (I think most of them are). There are two versions uploaded. One seems to be a little fast and the crew sounds a bit chipmunky. But, if you search for "Star Trek TNG - 105 - Disaster Part 1" it should take you to the upload that isn't chimpunky...

[urbq]

@shankstko

yeah where he Screams in her face PUSH!!!!

right up to': I Will now Slap the child to induce Breathing

LOL

[zorokism]

"u may now give birth"

jeez thanks for that worf

[Ponce1390]

this is hilarious.

[TheTrekkie13]

LOL Worf!!

[golden24680]

"Congratulations, you may now give birth." Golly, thanks Mr. Worf, I couldn't until those words came out of your mouth!

[SA0muse]

Klingon babies are warriors from birth- Ofcourse they fight out the womb! :O

[CobraGTXNoS]

"Computer simulation was not like this!!!" Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

[Phantomerik24]

what episode is this? I can't find it anywhere.

[loqutor]

@Phantomerik24 Season 5, Episode 5, "Disaster". The power went out all over the ship, they couldn't get from Ten Forward to sickbay, and Dr. Crusher and Nurse Ogawa couldn't get to them.

[seclairty31]

computer simulation was not like this haha

[Forlo12345]

I wonder how Klingons give birth. Do the babies have to fight their way out of the womb or something? Seriously, it can't be that much different from humans.

[3in1master]

@Forlo12345 probably something like how Aliens pop out...

[jawharp1992]

I'm totally going to talk like this to my wife when she gives birth.

[lemonsquire]

@jawharp1992 she will kill you haha

[PrelifePreHatred]

LOLOLOLOL.

[inrii]

All that is missing from this is Keiko yelling at him - "I AM PUSHING!"

[thediremoose]

Worf definitely shouldn't quit his day job.

[nehawe]

"You may now give birth"

haha that cracked me up XD

[thegamerman7]

Lol you may now give birth.

I bet a klingon would just reach in there and pull it out.

[CzarScizor]

LOL!!! The picture of Worf computer simulating a birth just made me crack up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[witchinghour666]

lol what would a klingon midwife be like?

[Richierua]

simulations? What simulations?

(porn)

[Bartman954]

@Richierua

KLINGON PORN!!!

[Bartman954]

Ah well, imagine if Data tried to deliver a human child?

[Tzimnewman3]

Yeah I think he may stick his head inside to check around.

[aperson22222]

@Bartman954 He helped Troi to Sickbay in "The Child" and hung around to satisfy his curiosity. I agree it would be funnier still if he were to fly solo.

[Urkinorobitch]

transporting the baby out is a rather bad idea... If a woman doesnt give birth naturally there are a million of psychological problem that ensues, subconsciously you are missing something.

[jakemiller5000]

Since this is the stupid wife of Miles O'Brien, I have no problems if Worf cuts out the baby with his Bathleth sword. In fact it would have been a very nice and touching scene. Worf had to save the baby by killing that annoying Asian whore who just married O'Brien so she could live a nice life on the Enterprise.

[MrWooaa]

the enterpise almost gets destoryed evry other episode.... i dont think i would want to live there.

[aperson22222]

@Urkinorobitch It killed Naomi Wildman. Fortunately there happened to be a spare one lying around as a side effect of flying through a multiphasic transspectral inverted polaron field suppression nadion radiation matrix . . . or something. . . .

[ste309w]

worf missed his true calling in life - the first klingon midwife

[RocheanSkywalker]

When I saw this episode as a rerun I was like " OMFG!!!! Worf...helping a baby delivery...MY GAWD 0__o. " But of course I laughed my ass off and my grandpa stared at me weirdly. lawlz.

[kronk99]

You may now give birth-------HHHHHAAAAAA!!!!! Ah, Worf....don't you just love 'em....

[CrazyGood88]

ADORE HIM! LOL! HE MAKES ME SMILE!

[Treemeadow]

"You may now give birth"

Thankyou Worf...

[Miracle490d]

@Treemeadow Really. If women getting angry in labor happens I think my response would've been, "Thanks for the info einstien! I didn't know that! I've only been practicing moaning in pain! Thats just what the babys been waiting for your permission! Get over here, so I can yank you bottom lip over your head! This thing has hardly just started genius!

[metacarpied]

Speaking of having nerdy names, I was named after Major Kira from Deep Space 9.

[starlinej]

@metacarpied Kira or Nerys? Either way, that's awesome. Wish I could get my wife to agree to naming our kid after a Star Trek character.

[Knerdzilla]

xD I about died from laughter.

[LoveForChinaForava]

why don't they just beam the baby out with a transporter

[ToasterPig]

maybe they woudl risk taking some of the uterus with it XD

[ZivWar]

xD That would be an awful mess on the transporter pad...

[CountArtha]

Because the struggle to get out of the womb is one of the formative experiences for a human being. it's how we learn to breathe, for example.

[DMetroneis]

Actually, (at least according to Voyager) delivery via transporter is 24th-century medicine's main emergency delivery method. (Also, they don't have access to transporters in this episode, because the entire ship is on the fritz)

[Kadzait1]

Hahahaha.... the end is so funny!

"The computer simulation was not like this."

[ZivWar]

You'd think there would be an Intern around or something xP

[ZivWar]

procedure^

[ZivWar]

Why would the put a lowly SECURITY officer incharge of a MEDICAL prodecure. Nothings changed in the 23rd century

[acolyt3]

Only one available at the moment.

[NightwishRaven999]

Watch the entire episode...you will understand.

[NightwishRaven999]

Oh and btw, this show happens in the 24th century ; )

[78kokka]

I remember that in this episode there's a disaster on the Enterprise, so Keiko and Work got stuck there, no doctor available.

[ChelseatheHolmesian]

"You may now give birth." Thanks for giving her permission, Worf. LOL!

[wilky1189]

well if Worf DOESN'T give you permission, you better get a cork and plug that sucker up...

[737SYLAR737]

Ok, definatly NOT letting Worf help out when I give birth!

[kazeiki]

I would definately prefure to have Dr. McCoy there instead of Worf

[54viruses]

Even at one hundred plus years. XD

[RoseGirl1192]

"The computer simulation was not like this." Haha!

[AlyssaRosey]

just saw this episode like 15 mins ago... It was sooo funny

[Razgriz2118]

That was freakin hilarious! lol "You may now give birth." And then, under his breath, "The computer simulation was not like this." LOL!

[TheWiretap]

hahaha!

[Grykus7]

Kapla!

[leo7278]

lol computer simulation...

[BendyCowgirl]

I think I'd be strangling Worf if that was me giving birth lol

[golden24680]

lol he would be missing his head if it was me!

[chrismc410]

I wonder if being strangled by a pregnant woman in labor would be considered an honorable death for Worf lol

[BendyCowgirl]

I think that would constitute an honorable death

[chrismc410]

If you strangle and kill him, at least do the death howl for him. lol

[737SYLAR737]

probably not. lol

[Grykus7]

"You may now give birth."

I'm saying that when my wife has her first child. Thats just classic.

[BlueStarBurst1987]

As long as she gets the joke... :D

[Crowster12781]

lol

[FekLeyrTarg]

Push.

I AM PUSHING!

[weldonwin]

Well, its not Worf's fault. His job generally just involves hurting people and being serious all the time. Delivering babies is not in his job description

[chrismc410]

No, it's Chief O'Brien's fault. After all, he knocked her up.

[Grykus7]

Praise be the nerds!

[XxLadyxGaladrielxX]

I agree!

[Blackadder125]

It's a real shame they didn't have Worf deliver her second baby on DS9 too.

[maxcardun]

Yeah......Dr Bashir was having a boring day when he thought hey why don't i prove my superior brain and put this one baby into this other woman's body. A little reminder that all doctors are real real sick except for Doctor Who.

[chrismc410]

There was an episode where O'Brien told Worf she was having another baby, the look on his face and his reaction was funny. Worf said Now?! as if he wants to run

[BlueStarBurst1987]

Is there any chance you know where we could see that or what episode it was? I really want to see that.

You know, for someone so...gruff, Worf tends to be hilarious.

[chrismc410]

It was a DS9 episode. I dont remember which though

[raeofsunshine17]

It's the one called "Accession" in season 4. After Worf discovers that it wasn't "now," Doctor Bashir jokingly says he could give him a hand when the time came. Worf: "I will be away from the station...far away...on Earth. Visiting my parents." xD

[737SYLAR737]

Yeah. He and Data are the funniest on the series, because when they say something funny and people laugh, they don't get why it's funny, and that just makes it funnier.

[C3P0meetsData]

Every series has two funny characters. Spock and McCoy, Worf and Data, Quark and Odo, Tuvok and Neelix. A show like Star Trek needs a bit of comic relief, so that people don't have a nerdiness overdose and pass out.

[737SYLAR737]

Yeah, in DS9 I really thought one of the funny ones was Quarks brother, Romm. And Doctor Bashir. I am named after Jadzia, actually.

[C3P0meetsData]

It's a pretty name. My name is C3P0, just so you know.

[737SYLAR737]

Your real name isn't C3P0, is it? That's crazy!

[C3P0meetsData]

No! No, I'm just kidding. If you were hearing this instead of reading it, you would have sensed the sarcasm. lol. That's still cool that Jadzia's your name.

[737SYLAR737]

Ok, cause I was like 'What? You must have some weird parents!' But I'm seriously not kidding, my parents named me Jadzia. They are huge nerds, lol.

[slytherinbratz77]

LMAO Oh I love this clip! "You may now give birth!" Classic!

[crazypianolady]

I love how he's just standing there watching her!

[theshlauf]

Disaster

[ste309w]

And Midwife of the year award goes too..... lol

[wadyano]

"you may now give birth"....thanks for the permission

[wadyano]

i would go nuts if he was delivering my baby. i''d rip his head off

[funkfrost]

LOL. :P

[theshlauf]

Disaster

[grumpytosnowwhite]

"You may not give birth." LOLOLOLOL!

And: "The computer simulation was *not* like this." I almost died!

[mkabbz]

'you may now give birth'

[Phantom2454]

ROFL!!!!

[MurasakiYugata]

*LOL*

[Iamthejesus2007]

"The computer simulation was not like this!" XFD!

[NecessaryTruths]

Worf's line continued: ... that birth was much more orderly.

Kieko: WELL, I'M SORRY!!

That was the funny part.

[RedRobin2010]

"this wasnt like the simulation" lol

[ThePdubery]

You missed the rest of it where he keeps yelling "PUSH, C'MON, PUSH!!" lol

[Sei1863]

Keiko "I AM PUSHING!!!!" I remember that!

[SloppyCheeseFinger]

hahaha, iv never seen that before.funny

[KendrixTermina]

HEHEHE

[kristinalinda]

I remember this episode, it always kinda squicked me though that Worf, of all people, was all up in there.........ack LOL

[Popcornboy004]

OMG I WATCHED THIS EPISODE LAST NIGHT! ON SEASON 5! THE episode is called Disaster.

[LittleNerd]

Haha! "You may now give birth". This scene is ace. So many good things in such a short scene.

[LittleNerd]

PS. I like the video description hehe

[funkfrost]

XD That was classic.

[cantadora]

it's the 24th century, you'd think women would finally have more sense than to lie on their backs while giving birth...

[badgerboyUK]

too true

[chides87]

...why has it not begun?...

.....the computer simulation was nothing like this...

[stvandy1]

you should have shown the whole scene. you cut it off just before it got humorous