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  • disgusting video

  • i you pause at 0:31 it looks like he got molested by Shrek lol

  • Asdsadsadsadsadsadsadas :D

  • THUMBS UP IF YOU LAUGHD UR ARS OF THE FIRST TIME YOU SEEN THIS !

  • AWESOME XDDD

  • i find this hard to masterbaute to...

  • this video improves greatly at exactly 0:41

  • ATHEIST.

    I think this is funneh X3

  • this is not real jezus

  • i am muslim and i like this video..its too funny

  • this is like jesus singing to judas... yeah thats right!! sell me out bitch I WILL SURVIVE!!

  • i read somewhere where some guy was killed impersonating jesus in New York.....could this be it :O?

  • Hahaha made me laugh soo hard!!!

  • this pisses me off that ppl do shit like this jesus is holy and u r going to hell have fun burning

  • i cant wait ill that day that they say there is no god i can say this cause im athiest

  • @totalwipeout117 You can't wait, because it's not going to happen 

  • @totalwipeout117 thats like a white guy calling a black guy a nigger then saying it's ok i am white

  • ...Ok... So everyone religious is pretty much pissed off at this vid?... Why do you guys believe that Jesus has no right to have fun and dance?

  • Makes you wonder how religious people found this video... you must have searched for it. Stop trying to be a hero and admit you basically just want to cause trouble.

  • The bible IS to be taken literally? People are made from dirt and ribs and snakes talk? Children should be beaten for diobidence and owning slave is acceptable? Really? Tjhe world was completely flooded with only one family surviving and 2 of each species? My god sir you need to be checked into a mental intitue for such beliefs

  • atheists ftw!

  • fack, video stupid

  • I'm Catholic and this is a really funny video. My catholic school when i was in 7th grade watched and its was funny!

  • lool LOOOL xD!

  • Its sad how people mocks jesus these days

  • @natsbiggestfan28 Its sad how your own people changes there culture to something else..T-T

  • :O

  • makes meet regret my athiesm

  • ......im speechless :O

    :O

  • why the fuck will someone do this its stupid whoever is that dude ... good luck what jesus ganna do to u it aint ganna be funny fat ass

  • sucked in , thats what u get for been evil

  • 0:23 BUMP

  • why couldn't this be longer?? :(

  • Look this video is funny at all but could you think of other people to dance like shit at the streat. well i don't know maybe like justin beiber

  • yeah miss with every religion on this planet but you will always be so coward that you will not - ever - miss with the muslims

    it seems like who rules is who kills

    sounds so Neolithic

  • Not Jesus... just a hippie with a diaper on... Shrek depilates himself more often for sure 0:29

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  • You too dead spiritually to understand how foolish you are now, but one day you will bow the knee to Jesus. You will first have the opportunity to explain your foolishness, then you will be allowed to humbly repent and apologise for the offence you have caused Him. Finally, you will confess with your mouth that He is the Lord of all. Right now....you are totally lost and know nothing about the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. THIS PERSON NEEDS TO BE PRAYED FOR.

  • @Barbaragilliland lmao, the fact that there are people like you on this earth is a scarier thought that all the Somalian Pirates combined.

  • #OMG #OMG #OMG jajajajaj fuck jesus!

  • @G3NoC1D3 Don't you afraid of God ?

  • HAHA this made my day!

  • shut up greek 4 u its so fucking funny people have to shut up and lighten up like that catholic said why so serious you know you should listen to heath ledger

  • im orthodox and i find this funny but the last bit is to the extreme and its reallly disrespectful

  • show some respect for gods prophet

  • is the end real ?!!

  • this is wrong, this is sick, not everything is a joke, I am proud to be a muslim and this is another trick of Zoins to disrespect God's prophet like that....

  • disguisting....sick...im a muslim....if the maker of this comes infront of me i'll kill him.....my simple question why dont they make fun of hindu Gods or holocaust....stupid zions......bastards!!!!

  • @uneebb fuckoff then muslim scum

  • @FAMEROB dogs bark,pigs grunt but we muslims move on

  • hey guys , I'm a Muslim .. and this video is shit ..

    72 People still respect men like Jesus Peace be upon him ..

  • @66Fishie but its hard to stop laughing this shit is funny

  • @66Fishie your an idiot

  • @66Fishie i respect people like you my brother

  • @66Fishie you make this video even funnier xD

  • @66Fishie oh just shut up you cretin

  • @66Fishie People are allowed to laugh and like this video. It does not mean that we are Disrespecting Jesus. We did not make the video. Bit who CANT laugh at this. Its Hilarious!

    Thumbs Up For The Ending of The Video!!!

  • @66Fishie

    We can laugh about everything but not with everyone.

  • best video on youtube

    but offenseve

  • guys il prob go to hell for this but that jesus in that video is an idiot!

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  • LOL!!!!!!

  • legendry

  • why on earth is shrek doing there? did he lost his donkey

  • I BELIEVE IN SANTA CHRIST!

  • fockers, you will die in the hell, this is horrible, Jesus is the lord, he love us

  • @merenguin just sut up everyone knows its not the real jesus fucker so go shag ur boyfriend

  • @merenguin i agree with you.because although its quite hilarious,its a disrespect to God Jesus Christ

  • Ok. JESUS IS DACING, and people are talking about religious views. My God.

    Just realised my last two words could start a religious debate among the overly sensitive people.

  • Why debate about religion? It's dancing fucking Jesus. Just enjoy the dance.

  • I dont even belive in god well maybe he is somewhere like in the sky but not on earth i fucking hate god jews and all the rest of it im fucking proud to be scottish person and im nobeliver ps. i fuck bitches i had 14 girls in month so beat that wankers

  • Awesome

  • i believe....in dancing jesus

  • i am disappointed in you youtubers yet again.....

  • Did they have cameras in 30 A.D?? Yees yeeeees I know it was a stupid comment...

  • This is not funny jesus should not be made fun of! >:|

  • @XwJosephwX agreed this is not funny :( its not wrong they will just have to pay for it at the end this is not right

  • @portyfive christian religion is very serious to me and i dont appreciate people doing this type of thing it really irritates me and god bless you man ill see you up in heaven bro :)

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  • @ProgDrummerJDG how dude he died for you on the cross and he before he was beaten and he had to carry it up the hill so you say whatever man but o love him a lot :) bless you

  • @XwJosephwX

    lol man sayin shit to say shit.

    plus i'm jewish. you inconsiderate assfuck

  • @ProgDrummerJDG dude i have no idea what you are trying to say but ok thats cool lol and im not trying to start anything im just saying this vid isnt funny

  • i replayed it like 827419832740183times

  • Love the hustle hip bump he gives the gay on the street!

  • jajajajjaa

  • LMFAO WTF

  • OH MY GOD lmafo i love this video sooooooooo much!

  • LOL

  • this shit happens everyday in LA. Fuckin crazy ass drug addict hippies.

  • I'm sure Jesus is watching this and having a good laugh.

    OKAY?

  • this is not good

    jesus was not like that

    i am a muslim and i feel its an insult of jesus

  • @usmanninjabutt don't watch then -.-' to people that don't believe in him, like me, this thing's as funny as hell! no offence though.

  • @usmanninjabutt HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHA

  • jesus was a hippie

  • THIS VIDEO IS SO FUNNY OMG LOL LOL LOL I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!

  • pobresitoo

    pero

    asuu

    jajja

  • OH MY GOD I JUST CANT STOP LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHA

  • I'm Catholic and I found this really funny. xD I bet Jesus is laughing at this video too. I don't blame Him. Honestly people, lighten up! I don't know why people think of Jesus as someone so serious. Why so serious?

  • @NightShadow2013 Try reading Isaiah 63 and Revelation 19:11-16 on the second coming. When Christ returns He's not going to be doing some stupid musical number, He's going to come back as the Lion of the Tribe of Judah and will travel 176 miles killing people until His garments are stained red with their blood.

    This video is pure blasphemy, "Where then will be...the resting-place of those who have denied the Lord of Spirits? It had been good for them if they had not been born" (Enoch 38:2b).

  • @ClassicCartoonsGuy Okay, Let me set something straight..Just because I'm laughing at this, doesn't mean I'm denying Jesus. That type of thinking is just plain stupid. I love Jesus with all my heart and I'm not going to let people tell me otherwise. The Bible is not supposed to be taken literally. You know what happens if people take the Bible literally? Bloodshed happens! And Jesus doesn't kill people. He forgives them. NO ONE will know when or what's gonna happen by the end of time. Only God.

  • @NightShadow2013 The Bible IS to be taken literally; that does not mean that there are not any figurative parts, but as a whole, it is literal. And though we cannot know the day nor hour, the Bible lays out the events of the last days in great detail and we are being plunged into a time about which the Bible speaks more about than the time that Jesus walked the shores of Galilee or climbed the mountains of Judea.

    Currently, we live in an Age of Grace but at Christ's return, that will end.

  • @ClassicCartoonsGuy Oh, and, if the Bible IS to be taken literally, then God's not a very nice person......he's basically a mass murderer. And hell is like his personal torture chamber. And the only way to get to heaven is to assume that he is real even though there are no PROPER signs of his existence.

  • @RamonTheMighty You want absolute proof that the God of the Bible exists?! Watch the video at this link:

    watch?v=u7gcOsMnyCY

    If you had even READ the Bible, you would know that hell wasn't created for man, but "for the devil and his angels" (Matt. 25:41). As of now, we are living in an "age of grace" in which God is calling all people everywhere to repentance (Acts 17:30).

    He is NOT a "mass murderer," but the Judge and we are all criminals, but through Christ we have the chance to be redeemed.

  • @ClassicCartoonsGuy yes!, now I believe, this names translation makes that law of physics allows to god exist!.

  • @ClassicCartoonsGuy OH.....FUCKING.....DEAR. FEAR THE RAPTURE!

  • @RamonTheMighty I was talking about the Second Coming, not the Rapture. The Rapture occurs before the Great Tribulation...the Second Coming is when Christ literally returns with the Church and descends onto the Mount of Olives, which will split in two.

  • @ClassicCartoonsGuy OH NOES :(

  • @NightShadow2013 is curious how you being a christian find this funny i think they are humiliating jesus....

  • @MizhiiMitch You know what's funny? How I made that comment 6 months ago. And during the 6 month period, I began to think. Some things have happened and now, I'm questioning Christianity. As I should have done a long time ago. I have been stupidly following what has been said to me. As If I was blind. Now please don't take offense if you're a Christian or whatever. I'm just trying to sort out some things in my life.

    Peace Be With You.

  • @NightShadow2013 No, it's wrong Jesus is the Lord

  • @dionis198686 Honestly, we all have our own opinions. Why can't Jesus dance and sing a little? I may like this video, but that doesn't mean I don't respect Jesus. In fact. I respect Jesus so much, I won't believe any lies that were spoken about him. I mean for all we know, Jesus would've been the fun, singing, dancing type of guy. The bible DID skip his teenage years, so...yeah. C'mon dude, I really don't want to partake in a pointless religious debate. I was only stating an opinion.

  • @NightShadow2013 An opinion must be right, this video isn't good

  • @dionis198686 IN MY OPINION YOUR A DICK.

    KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

  • @TheFagOfChrist what did i say wrong explain. You are not a Christian it is your choice but leave the Christ alone you don't have the right to insult Jesus or the Christian

  • @dionis198686 I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO INSULT MYSELF!

    I MEAN JESUS FUCKING FAGOFCHRIST, IM THE SON OF GOD FOR FUCK SAKES SURELY THAT HAS SOME PERKS! DAD DIDNT MAKE ME OMNIPOTENT SO I COULD LISTEN TO WHINY LITTLE BITCHES LIKE YOU! HERE HAVE SOME CANCER! AMEN BROTHER!

  • @TheFagOfChrist That caused much loling from myself :D

  • @RamonTheMighty BLESS YOU MY SON!

    REMEMBER WERE GAYING IT UP FOR GOD!

  • @TheFagOfChrist I WANT TO TASTE YOUR "HOLY WATER" :D

  • @RamonTheMighty YOU CAN WITNESS MY SECOND COMING!

  • @TheFagOfChrist Third coming is more like it.

  • @MebefromBelgium YOURE RIGHT I LOST COUNT, JESUSJUICE FOR EVERYONE! YAY!

  • @TheFagOfChrist Oh.....oh god...

  • seee even jesus gets bored lol

  • i'm a "Godhead", n not a mad, The "Nature" is our "mother", n The "God" is our "Dad", i just feel like The "God" luvs me more than anybody else, n when "He's" The "King", i'm The Prince..! though, i don't contradict, that The "God" sees all "equally", but i'm reluctant to believe that, "He" may do as much for others also, what does "He" do for me, actually!!! hahahaha...

  • @ohboynikhil He doesn't see gay people equally... the bible says. I'm not gay, but, just stating.

  • Jesus the Christ is such an example to us. If only we'd follow His teachings.

  • Que gran perdida !! :D

  • Thats the Fat sound 

  • lol im Christian and i find this pretty bloody funny lol

  • 0:38 So much for the second coming of jesus.

  • JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAAAAAAAAAAA JAJAJAJAJAJAJAAAAAAA

  • funny video haha

  • Pretty f****n funny when he strips and the girl in the pink pants stares for like 10 seconds.

  • Fu.k YOU WHO EVER MADE THIS........im not christian btw...

    EVERYONE WATCH "The Appreasal" on youtube

  • This is just disrespectful. I'm not Christian btw

  • we shouldnt make fun of Gods messangers

  • I'm pretty sure that Jesus would find this hilarious and have a good chuckle. He was a good-humoured guy who didn't get his panties in a bunch about the small stuff... clearly, he knew that he could trust his uptight, humourless followers to take care of that for him.

    Seriously, lighten the hell up. This video is hilarious.

  • 48 people who disliked have a heart

  • hey you guys are bad framing jesus and acting like that ..??

  • i thought jesus died on the cross and not on a bus

  • Efff You Guys I see no savior.. I see Dancing Jesus!

  • what is this?

    some ppl like this video why? it is so shameful that you are liking such videos in which your own prophet is dancing

    whats wrong with you people ? people are making fun of Jesus so shameful

  • @hessenclever This is not making fun of Jesus. Since when is dancing shameful? What is wrong about seeing Jesus in this light? I am pretty sure Jesus dances in the Kingdom of Heaven while listening to some music.

  • @KanameKuran13 yes they are

    just look at the video what this guy is doing ,,,, at starting i thought its good see at 0:30 n at the end Jesus met with an accident what is this ???

    HE was a great Prophet n people are laughing at Him

  • @KanameKuran13 well i dont believe in jesus, of im buddist (im australian tho) but if i did believe in him i would say that ur right (btw im not saying he is not real im just saying i dont believe

  • @hessenclever if jesus watches this video he would smile, but people like you killed jesus.

  • @synergysouls i do believe on Jesus, n i do respect Him, people like you have no respect for Him if you really do then you would never be in favor of such videos. Shame on you.

    just look at video he is dancing almost naked n teasing others n in the last met with an accident , n you like such videos duh,

  • @hessenclever dude its supposed to be a joke, i know at the end of the video is cruel, but c'mon man ...

    thats just part of life you know how many people dies in cruel accidents? you have to accepte it. it is what it is. you make your own decissions either you like it or not,your happy or not, its the duality of life ...

    I make my own decission to be a happy person. period. and I always look at the bright side of life.

    thank you good night.

  • @synergysouls YEA, many people dies in accidents but Jesus was not n people should respect Him, people got diff. thinking n they think they are right in their own way , take care.

  • Seriously

    It's Just fun why cry about it is discrimination and stuff, then don't watch it ;)

  • Seriously Just fun why cry about it is discrimination and stuff, then don't watch it ;)

  • you called your self chiristans you racist ppl how you made this ugly video on jesus (p.b.u.h) we respecthim & love him like our prophet (p.b.u.h) never can think like this get f...k

    burn in hell

  • @TheDeadboyxxxxx Dont worry, the bible says that in the last days there will be mockers, and they will have thier Reward!

  • tht is wat hapns wen u make fun of jesus....DO IT AGAIN!

  • god did something about it

  • Oh shit,LMFAO!!

  • Good Good Gooooooooood................

  • man this is funny man, i don't get you christians this is just an joke -.-

  • Lol my friend recommended ver ver funny :D

  • thats a straight fuck you you stupid atheist

  • wierd guy its obvious

  • Im pretty sure Jesus is up in heaven laughing at all you christians who got offended by this brilliant piece of comedy.

  • 0:41,

    Holy Crap, is that real?

  • *masturbates violently*

  • You Bastard dietcokea!What harm did JESUS do to you to insult Him?

    Even if you dont believe Him,what defect did you crazy animal see in JESUS to insult Him! He lived a life of Holiness, Love, Service, Goodness, Non-violence, Compassion, Human & Humane etc.For which of these do You crazy dog insult Him? Hell with you,damn!

    Dont accept JESUS & His Love & Salvation!OK!

    You long to go to hell!Go get damned & eat the shit & drink the piss of Satan lucifer!You illegitimate & illegal Pervert bitch!

  • @rajtamilloveschrist - Glad to see at least one other person recognizes that Jesus was the unequivocal socialist, liberal role-model for humanity. As far as your profane language and condemnation of one of our fellow Youtubers, I believe that you may have lost your Jesuit mentoring...

  • This is a mockery to God & His Son. And to religion.

  • @Luminousboi1985 -Umm, ... what was mockeryish about it? It just was a, 'what if' possible scenario. Let's face it, anybody cavalierly dancing and getting joyous in the midst of NY traffic could easily get creamed by a fast-moving vehicle. And if he was singing, "I Will Survive", when he got wiped out, well you gotta admit that was reasoably funny. N'est pas?

  • hope you will delete this video cause it irritate's me >:(

  • And the ad on the right says Zombie Yourself