How to Pronounce Nietzsche

[stephymuffin]

How do I always end up on the weird side of YouTube....

[EastCoastPeace3]

:DDDDDDDDDDD LOOOOOOOL

[tomili1986]

Nyan Cat is dead, now its Nyan nZZche!

[therwbrman]

"God is dead."

- Nietzs dzstz n' che.

[TheAngelsSecrets]

You should pronounce the swissgerman word: Chuchichaeschtli

[chrome381]

is it really how u say it

[MultiTrackyBoyz]

@chrome381 Hahhahaha no :)

[TheBermuda]

@chrome381 It's really 'nee-shee' or 'nee-chuh.' I've heard both, but the former from Germans.

[MISTtumbles]

UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ

[Souldestroy199]

GAHHHHHHHD ISH DEED

[NumberXXXIV]

Suddenly existentialistic techno, everywhere.

[mauricio7294]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkk

[Sauerkrautron]

It would have been funny if the video had no sound. Think that over for a moment.

[MsPoisonMusic]

Why am I laughing so hard XD

[MrsBrainwash]

why do i laugh about this?

[R4nd0mn33s]

Sounds like a rave party in the middle there.

[mwhite112393]

I am how you say it and this is exactly German.

[Laeiryn]

I clearly recall the rule from German class where, when two vowels are together, the second is pronounced, so Nie- would be the same as the lie- in liebe, and therefore pronounced Nee.

Now let's have fun with Fuchsia!

[Ealija]

I am german,but the real pronouncation is like that:Nyan-TSHayer.

[thewrokman]

kern that shit

[666Leosch]

Hahahah i can't breathe xD

[LightDragon777]

you gotta be freaking kidding me... Here we always say "Neech" or "Neechee" or "Neetchee". This is ridiculous...

[TheAlexisIsabel]

@LightDragon777 this video isnt actually serious. awk.

[PwnzyUberleet]

@TheAlexisIsabel you stupid dumb fucking dildo, learn to understand things.

[TheAlexisIsabel]

@PwnzyUberleet that awk moment where i know this is a joke and you were just a really bad troll.

[PwnzyUberleet]

@TheAlexisIsabel i wasnt trolling , though i do love to troll. i was calling you out on your immense stupidity. that dude was making a joke about this video and you didnt get the joke, you said something like "awk this video isnt actually serious", well no shit it's serious thats why he was making a joke. and by not understanding yet a second comment once agin, learn to understand shit you dumb fucking dildo. go back to 8th twilight club you prepubescent whore.

[PwnzyUberleet]

@PwnzyUberleet *no shit it's not serious.

once again dumb bitch. it is painfully obvious this video isnt serious.

[PwnzyUberleet]

@TheAlexisIsabel and quit saying awk, it makes your autism all too apparent.

[nisbahmumtaz909]

@LightDragon777

I still think 'nyat un zzt zzt chay' is pretty correct.

[PaulThePuppetier]

This CANT be serious. please tell me is a joke

[Taryawen]

@PaulThePuppetier No, of course not! You should come to Germany, it's EXACTLY how we say it.

[SNESIvan]

@PaulThePuppetier OF COURSE IT IS A JOKE.

[PaulThePuppetier]

@SNESIvan SKULL JOOOOOOKE YOHOHOHOHOHOHO

[1995JWard]

Dawg I know all about Fredrick Niaetn untz untx unche, don't play

[Lateralus03]

Nyat nzz zz nnche.

[Gajebi]

Close enough.

[Leizazure]

Google Translate : This page is in Thai. Would you like to translate it? Translate Nope

GOD DAMN , GOOGLE , USE YOUR NEWFOUND TECHNOLOGY TO FIX THE AUDIO TRANSLATE.

[SabDaKing]

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[anikinskywalker32]

@SabDaKing wtf?

[SabDaKing]

ส็็็็็็็­

[KevinGenoves3]

ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็

[Ryolkar]

I can just imagine all the hundreds of people who don't get it and then talk about how they read so and so by Ni-ut-untz-untz-un-chay.

[toobeaucoup12]

you're a genius!!!! i haven't laughed so hard in forever!!!

[jakub155time]

ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็­็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็­็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็­็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็­็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็­็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็­็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็­็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็­็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็­็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็­็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็­็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็­็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็­ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็­็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็­็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็­็็็็็็็็็็็็็็

[xXsh4nkedXx]

my words are flying off the page ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็oooo­oooooooooooooooooo.

[Ohmayfriggingosh]

Fuck this shit, I was lost on the pronunciationbook videos!!!!!!!111111

[777RedSkull]

I'm Naientzscsznché and I find it offensive.

[CouncillorDayv]

Fryerdorish Nyets-s-she

[benehan]

does anyone else find themself laughing before theyve even watched the video?

[Gummiebaerin]

@benehan ooooh yes :D

[EmHenn11]

God bless you!

[theguywhomakesmovies]

hey dj, change the record!

[AsiniusNaso]

Nia-n-zt-ztnche declares: Pronunciation is dead!

[vimesx]

I am German and this is exactly how you say it.

[mentemia]

@vimesx It would be really cool if we would say it this way. Next time i say it so in the philosophy lesson.

[Android5001]

@vimesx was heisst es denn? noch nie gehört...

[thisisalexblabla]

@Android5001 nietzsche ist doch ein philosoph oder dichter oder schreiber oder so was, oder?

[ntedrain]

@thisisalexblabla Friedrich Nietzsche war ein Philosoph..

[BigManator]

@vimesx

you troll them like a boss ;D

[sommersonne94]

@vimesx i am german too, and you LIED

[TheShreder1000]

@sommersonne94 I'm American, and you obviously didn't get the joke! :D

[Aschekristall]

@sommersonne94 oh man.. *facepalm*

[spore637]

@vimesx Your profile said you're from Madagascar XDD

[jaffsong]

Fuck you

[RandomSpectrum]

NIAETN UNTZ UNTZ UNCHE

[anonymozable]

seems legit

[links212]

I thought this was the actual pronunciation...?

[HappyIsFleeting]

@links212 Oh nein xD This isnt how you say it but its dammed funny!

[petethetechguy]

@cadenFeldman havent we all?

[gambit7775]

SOPA would remove these videos because those words are copyright Websters Dictionary.

[SuperGauntlet]

@gambit7775 Not sure if serious..

Or just trolling.

[JonathanArsenault12]

That awkard moment when you try to look intelligent by talking about one of the greatest mind and don't know how to prononce his name.

[BestVidsRightHere]

@JonathanArsenault12

That awkward moment when you dont realize this video is a joke

[JonathanArsenault12]

@BestVidsRightHere that awkward moment when people take your comment seriously, like when asking for the name of the Black Keys album.

[KearlyTheBrit]

Seems legit.

[TuascoBR]

Nyen-n-tzztzz-n-chey

[KidKlassic91]

lol omg , i can't watch these anymore, may actually say it like this

[RASTATROK]

It would sound well in beatboxing

[RASTATROK]

Is this a joke? Neientstschts n ... chè

[UnknownTru7h]

Video ended.

Wild "Penis" appeared.

Unknown Tru7h has fled... but then out of curiosity, came back and clicked video anyways. :/

[blutundeisen]

lol this is so wrong xD

[bornbefore1900]

Neientensthchsthsch Chè

[gambit7775]

ive watched 200 or more of these in the last day or so... i cant speak anymore!!

[snappy2332]

@gambit7775 good thing theres only 145 videos

[Staudinka]

That's probably how he pronounced it after the insanity kicked in, yes

[mentemia]

@Staudinka Nietzsche was it to, it would be only consequent ;)

[tombraidermasterman]

In Soviet Russia, word pronounces you!

[katherineisastar]

@mumbleman89 there is one lol

[mumbleman89]

i want to see one on worcestershire sauce!

[AndroidPolitician]

@PronunciationManual

Do one about noam chomsky

[jscrock13]

why am i watching these...

[CruzzioXT]

How to pronounce it correctly (for slow people):

N - like the 'n' in 'neat'

IE - like the 'ee' in 'keep'

TZSCH - like the 'ch' in 'choke'

E - like the 'i' in 'with'

[Vanthaera]

@CruzzioXT You should learn how to pronounce it properly before trying to correct people. In German, it is pronounced Neets-sheh.

In English, we pronounce it Neietntstsnche.

[CruzzioXT]

@Vanthaera Well, I am kinda German, and my description was flawless.

[Vanthaera]

@CruzzioXT stimmt gar nich. ich meine, vielleicht sagt man's so, wenn man saublau is. Aber nur Amis sagen Nietzsche, wie du's beschrieben hast.

[CruzzioXT]

@Vanthaera Lol, vielleicht bin ich ja blau. Ne mal im Ernst, wo liegt denn das Problem? 'Neets-sheh' is schon eher falsch ...

[Vanthaera]

@CruzzioXT Ähm... Wie? Wie is'n "Neetscheh" falsch? Du hattest doch Recht mit Neets, wir ham dasselbe dafür geschrieben, aber das "i" im Wort "with"? Niemand, den ich kenn, sagt "e" wie "i". (vielleicht bin ich aber n bisschen zu pedantic; ich hab zu viele Amis gehört, die "Neetchee" sagen. Es tut SO SCHRECKLICH weh.)

[Vanthaera]

@CruzzioXT Also, there wasn't any REAL problem, I just liked the way it flowed into "and in English, it's Neientstsnche". Alles klar, mann? ich hoff wir können noch freunde sein.

[CruzzioXT]

@Vanthaera Beste Fründe 4 eva.

[42JohnnySmith]

In Australia we say 'Nee-cha'

[fulanos007]

who the fuck is EUGINO??????!!!

[Warboyism]

I really should finish my health report ...

[Liadoc]

lol i was expecting something like Nazi

[CasperFrisk]

Niotonzzntchey lol???

[PeleGiannisGalpe]

fuck eugenio

[Atsunijo]

Euginofags UNITE! This looks legit!

[DaFlaminTiger]

Eugino has beckoned me, under the status of this seeming 'legit.'

[Franeyyy]

Eugenio sent me. :)

[teejay98100]

EUGENIO SENT ME .

[Zuretis]

EUGENIO!

[SoundHippo]

Eugenio sent me.

[jchxxh]

cant. breath.

[strathmann2007]

Sounds like Borat when it says Niet haha

[dfghj241]

NIE TZH TZH CHEEI!

[afen12]

repeatedly press the number 5 on your keyboard and your suddenly in a night club! :D

[brandonpatrik]

@afen12 -- lol!

[snickyp]

why yes, youtube. i would like to take to take a break form phonetics and learn how to kiss,

[FuckingDracula]

Pronounce "Also sprach Zarathustra" now

[MeltedGecko]

Niatentzenzenche

[alemaniafino]

What tha fuck??? that word is german!!! naaaiiieeennntznsnsntnntscheee­e!!!!!! jajajaja.

in german and exactly: nitshe

[good2goism]

@alemaniafino It's a joke, you silly goose

[killfoo]

Niatzen and Che!

[DylanNes]

29 dislikes. God really is dead..

[english1d1]

anyone else think its the same like 30 people going through and disliking these videos?

[KamikazeLive]

My philosophy teacher would have killed me if he heard me pronounce the guys name like that. It's nee-cheey but that kills the joke right?

[Theelepeltjel]

@KamikazeLive Yes.

[TheVideoSupreme]

thumbs up if you laugh like a retard after each one of this

[Gallers]

Related video: How to Kiss.

[mattb521]

Hahahaha

[CadenFeldman]

Oh fuck, why have I watched like sixty of these

[ArcticFoxKit]

@CadenFeldman at least

[BlueDew12]

Sounds like Google Translate XD

[abetco]

just casually watching all of these pronunciation videos for the past hour

[TheSuperCommentGuy]

Niet-nn-zz-zz-nchay

[PowerhouseTom]

Thats what she said

[MarcellusTheGreen]

This guy's a total retard.

[Mosixman]

@MarcellusTheGreen He's a genius.

[ovarly]

ok .. i know , but in the middle i think you put the mic in your ass .. ! .. srs!!!

[sodazman]

NEI IT N ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ N CHEY

[Rolly196]

nie-n-z-z-che

[auroravienna]

why are these so goddamn funny?

[FedeleEFX]

we should change the pronunciation of "sche" to "zz-nn-chey"

[chewbaccha]

well, my featured video is "how to kiss." and the thumbnail under it says penis......

[XheraPhine]

@chewbaccha Hahaha - that was EPIC!

[EggsAndHaggis]

@chewbaccha :LL same

[AxlCake]

Then how do i pronouce nitch?

[StolenGear]

Try doing an oral presentation with this guys name.

[thedem0niac]

why do i watch these videos lmao

[ilovedolls8]

Ironically,A sims 3 as is on the right of this page.

[DytonBrothers]

Nainnnnnzzzzzzechay

[JazzBozz]

that's exactly how we pronounce it in Germany! :D

[jorgebarraf]

@JazzBozz That isn't true, right? I mean, according to wikipedia's article about nietzsche the phonetics are almost the same. Sorry if my question is too stupid, I'm not a native english speaker xD

[JazzBozz]

@jorgebarraf haha no problem, you would pronounce it more like "neatshe" (as an english speaker)

[Comicosh]

Naya-n tz tz chay

[maatoon]

well apparently its neets-chey

[thesmuuuuggh]

@maatoon no it's not.

[tomislavlac]

thank God im not alone who talk like that!

[terceldude]

lol, you forced it! :D

[wtfomgstudios]

Nietz zhuzhuchey

[Andersodeg]

i actually said it like this in class.... then i found Pronunciationbook x3

[Bluxen]

knifekitchen?

[coprographia]

neechee is peachy but niuhnsnsnche is a... actually i don't know what the fuck that is

[tommyrharper57]

WHY DO I KEEP WATCHING THESE

[RearEndCollision]

sounds like a Missy Elliot song

[JaiixVee]

Oh my gosh, you can play some beats on this thing. Play, pause and press random numbers. Epic af.(: