CONTEST!!! - ASK A ROBOT! to WIN submit question!

[ILoveAlyssaMc]

does anyone like me exept kimi

[eatmyshots]

i bet you want a fruit cooler.

[Kairix1]

do you have a pet? what kind is it? what color is your pet? do you hang out with it everyday? do you like it? do you want to return it? how does it treat you? does it even likes you? what does your pet eat? it is just a baby, child, kid, teen, or an adult?? how does it look like??

[1DAWWWG]

hahaha the way he spits in his face TWICE ! LOL !!

[tbonepearson]

The new episode of "ASK A ROBOT" while be released tonight!

[stevenscottoddballz]

How can I make my computer faster? I have a Microsoft Windows XP Professional - Version 2002. The SmartRam is 21% Free (109 MB). Pentiun(R) 4 CPU 2.80GHz 2.79 GHz 504 MB of RAM. This computer is SLOW! So many times, in the middle of a program it will stop running, & I go to close THAT window, & ALL the windows close! HELP!

[ChemicalRobotiks]

does 10 chicken McNuggets taste better than a taco?

[sunshineMAGG0T]

Does anyone on this planet have any morality

or wisdom anymore?

[sten52]

what does your fish look like ?

[sten52]

how many colours are there on your socks?

[sten52]

can a van drive upside down?

[orph3um666]

what is the point of this dumb contest?

[orph3um666]

why do all these black people walk around like they own the world??

[orph3um666]

who is worse god or marilyn manson??

[Dansalot1233]

Whats your moms favorite colour?

[Dansalot1233]

How many questions are we allowed to ask ?

[Dansalot1233]

Do you like penis? No? Hows about vagina? not convinced ? so you must like Shemales? Eww ?

[dwightscrute]

will you ever stop doing the things you do?

[sweetliltia17]

Dose Chris Angel really have any real powers other than the power of illusion?

[livinIt]

who would win in a fight between Barney and Mickey Mouse?

[JesseRhymesWithMessy]

WHere do you get your amazing jokes? DER!

[rkolegendkiller31]

Who's going to be the next president hillary obama or mcain

[xXflamingwolfXx]

Is the future really a better place are there any inethical treatments of elephants, do robotic beings rule the world????

[Charliemurph69]

did bush really plan 9/11?

[LoneW0If]

What is the definition of 1 and 0.

[ThaPlatform]

look in a dictionary

[ObviouslyJacques]

If you could get one human body part, what would it be?

[MerEdwards]

Do you have a robot vagina?

[allmuppetcaligula]

I'm not questioning Tom Cruise's sexuality here. He's straight. Happy for him. My question is: In Vanilla Sky, did Tom momentarily break character when he delivered the line, "I'm STRAIGHT." to Tech Support, or was he still David Aames?

Back-up question: Do marshmallow Peeps ever really make it past the colon?

[sten52]

are meals free here

[HackTV]

Robot, do you dream at night of being cast on Futurama?

[samaquinoesta91]

do aliens exist and if they do why the hell do they keep stalking us and keep watching our every move??!!

[samaquinoesta91]

what would happen if you have sex with a monkey since we have a 2% difference in dna?? ive always wondered what would happen o.o"

[samaquinoesta91]

hey what happens in the future????

[WHATevaTV]

I said Gin and Tonic!

[TheEvilDucklings]

Dear robot are you environment friendly?

[ciaBLUEBIRD]

In space can anyone hear you have sex?

[VPplaya]

Dear PAL, how does it feel to be the star of the show?

[VPplaya]

Dear PAL, why are you a fugitive?

[VPplaya]

Dear PAL, why do you talk with a speech impediment?

[toppop109]

dear pal are you afraid of derk

[toppop109]

dear pal none of the girls in my class like me what should i do so thay will go out with me

[toppop109]

dear pal what would you do without derk

[toppop109]

dear robot do you really like derk

[oooowwwwdddd]

You're such a card mister Robot man. Is this just another way for you 2 get comments posted for your bosses video mister Robot Man? And, do you like Madonna and Star Trek mister Robot man cuz I made my very own Madonna and Star Trek videos 4 YouTube on YouTube.

[PuddingFace27]

How does it feel to be a robot?

[prettypinkcupcakes55]

how do they spit the water/drink out like that? X__X

[sten52]

why do elephants fly many times during weekends?

[mikestheman2b]

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood???

[kiwibaby3p]

will i win the lottery?

[kiwibaby3p]

which is better, nerds or geeks?

[myofb07]

lol... man where do u get these funny ideas anyway... rofl

[SillyOclock]

great.

[P1Mp5L0Rd]

Do you leik mudkipz?

[czechdominicka]

Do you have any pets? If yes, what are their names?

[czechdominicka]

Which songs do you sing while having a shower?

[P1Mp5L0Rd]

Did you know you're Adopted?

[P1Mp5L0Rd]

How do you have sex?

[tbonepearson]

The contest is still open, will be shooting the new episode shortly though, so get your questions in!

[benderxrd2]

Has anybody won yet??????????????????????????

[187onthecop]

pal what is your full name

[VampirePrincess645]

should i stop making stupid slide shows vids cause they suck?

[Akillian1]

how are babies born?

[killah20100]

Who shot tupac?

[killah20100]

that is a very good question

[KJ0012]

GUILTY!!!! XD... You know he is...

[greenpresent72]

lol

[runescapewizard]

Pal,

Whats your favorite food?

[kaz011890]

how are you robot

[rachelroxmyhatoff]

which robot would you most like to invite to dinner and why: the Iron Giant, C-3PO, Sonny (of I robot), david (of AI), Bumblebee, Bender, Dr. Robotnik, or others?

Also, what would you serve at this dinner party?

What would you talk about?

[rachelroxmyhatoff]

do u use a green screen?

[alfa1leoni]

ROBOT,

When you ejaculate do bolts and nuts CUM out?

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[outofwoodstock]

dear robot,

when are you planning to take over the world?

[Emy1708]

whos hotter the girl robot from the Jetsons or Karen from SpongeBob??

[bumpkin57]

Robot,what turns you on...Alkaline,NiMH,Plutonium?

[CoD4STOKES]

Dear Robot, How do you make babies? I mean you have Robot sex organs?

[1805movie]

Do you like books, If so what is your favorite genre?

[1805movie]

Dear Robot,

What do you think about being on the show S.E.X.?

[mybigcackitch]

Why can't farmers play with there cocks

[benderxrd2]

should Brittney spears get fixed

[LittleRedFox1991]

cool man!

[sephyr242]

Hey Robot, Pizza? or Hamburgers?

please, quickly, I haven't eaten in days...

[mybigcackitch]

Should you tube allow you to edit your comments after you post them?

[mybigcackitch]

chris chocker and perez hilton would they make a good couple

[gnom1gnom]

Why are such a looser?

[freesk8]

What brand of lubricant do you use?

Ahem, that's for your moving parts...

[freesk8]

Dear Robot,

You can live forever, just by replacing your parts as they wear out, or you can choose to "die" at some point. Since immortality is possible for you, do you want it? Or do you expect that some day you will choose to be destroyed? Should we humans be happy that we are mortal?

[freesk8]

Dear Robot,

In the future, will humans be out-competed and replaced or enslaved by superior machines with artificial intelligence?

[freesk8]

Dear Robot,

If I had only two questions to ask you, what should my first question be?

[freesk8]

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

[freesk8]

Dear Robot,

What do you think of the Turing test?

Is it fair to humans?

Please type your answer so I can't tell if it is a robot or a human who is answering.

Oh, and did you know that Alan Touring, the great mathematician who invented the Touring test was gay?

[shaysboiisback]

why does this video suck?

can i have 2 minutes of my life back?

[phrmcysk8er]

mac or pc?

[chowmander]

what is the purpose of the male nipple?

[emochick956]

will the world end in 2012?!! =O

[xFLFNx]

whats the meaning of life?

[credit14]

Check out my cod4 montages if you dont like it dont hate thanks you =]

[VampirePrincess645]

am i a bitch?

[VampirePrincess645]

do you think jeffree star would make a pretty girl?

[VampirePrincess645]

should chris crocker be banned from youtube? ^^

[deepakheer]

What is the purpose of life?

[cosio]

Do Robots Dream of Electric Sheep?

[sm2142]

robot, do you think windows vista is good or bad?

[astrologies]

What is the most interesting place you have traveled to?

Do you believe that humans and robots can peacefully coexist?

Boxers or briefs?

[PositiveChillout]

How do robots make sweet sweet love?

[mouatazhesham]

what would you do?...If this is the last day of your life.

[DunnJH4]

Does your mom know you are gay?

Have robot what would happen if you told him to say:  The next sentence is false. The previous sentence was true.

[nerice6]

Where should I go tomorrow?

[bossman0888]

Why do you work for that guy?

[KJ0012]

if a robot owned a heavy metal band what would its name be?

-Kyle J. (KJ0012)

[afkag]

do robots exist?

[kleaNmik3]

hey robot.who would make a better couple.chris corcker and clay aiken or chris crocker and lance bass.

[moepippy]

if normal people go to heaven or hell when we die, where do scientoligists go?

[mybigcackitch]

should Chris crocker get a sex change

[mybigcackitch]

If the power goes out and you have A candle and a kerosene lamp what would you light first

[mybigcackitch]

If the power goes out and you have A candle and a kerosene lane what would you light first

[mybigcackitch]

If a hair and a half cost a cent and a half how much is a dozen?

[Bubblezbigd]

If qiuizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

[Bubblezbigd]

If qiuizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

[Bubblezbigd]

If qiuizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

[BustosT]

fgj

[benderxrd2]

Why can I prick my finger but I can't finger my prick???

[benderxrd2]

how do I get Klingon's off Uranus????

[randomchatlova]

Oh all great Robot...What celebratity will be in rehab next?

[Patnificent]

will my math teacher assign any homework on monday!

[Patnificent]

Is Alexsys Cooper a bitch or whore

[Patnificent]

what happens when you die!!

[pennygoo]

what does "luego" (spanish) mean?

[pennygoo]

Why do i love someone one day and hate them the next?

[pennygoo]

Why does my history teacher keep assigning copious amounts of notes?

[ShadeC4]

At the same moment, two trains leave Chicago and New York. They move towards each other with constant speeds. The train from Chicago is moving at speed of 40 miles per hour, and the train from New York is moving at speed of 60 miles per hour. The distance between Chicago and New York is 1000 miles. How long after their departure will they meet?

[wizart49]

if i were to diappear would anyone miss me

[leland12cool]

robot: How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

[VampirePrincess645]

was the bible really writen by god or whoever people said wrote it i dunno or was it just some kid doing a joke that went wrong?

[michael2128]

what is the meaning of life?

[CheeseyFlame]

If You Fuck Your Mom, Are You A Whore?

[fkfan92]

One more what is life like as a robot, how do you pee and crap?

[fkfan92]

Can you dry underwater? Like take scubadivers for an example.

[fkfan92]

Why is it that bra is cingular, and panties are plural if it just one thing?

[fkfan92]

Is the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section in a library?

[McrDemolition]

Robot: if a man speaks in a forest, is he still wrong?

[jeagle101]

Will noobs every shut up in life?!

[tommy2longview]

how many robots does it take to screw in a light bulb???

[tommy2longview]

why did the chicken cross the road???

[tommy2longview]

how do we stop global warming???

[tommy2longview]

bubble bath or shower???

[tommy2longview]

how would you impress a woman???

[greenpresent72]

What does a robot do for fun?

[NALTSified]

Oh. Geezus. Awesomee!

[cheesyguy2]

Lol....... Nice mansion.