Police Answering Machine

[Irakproductions]

Not one god damn time have the policed saved me what the hell! Where the hell are they when my little brother got robbed oh yeah ghats right petroling the god damn schools churches and seven elevens why do we need you there at seven at night!

[1856blue]

@Irakproductions learn how to WRITE dumb ass!

[bryanfam142]

lol too funny

[thejuggernautbitch7]

fuck the police

and have a nice day :)

[Dressagecompete7]

@dgs20904 I totally agree with u I coped the phone book ova the head 4 not giving up my coeys!!

[YaikonMetal]

fail

[yooper4lyf]

@YaikonMetal  Could you try and be more specific on your Comments Doh !

[YaikonMetal]

@yooper4lyf I was being stupid lol this makes perfect sense :P

[batterygrunt]

Funny!! pigs are pigs but sounds about right. Cop out.

[majorryan1]

I laugh how people are hating cops but something happens and Everyone reachs for the cops and if something happen like a hostage dies people say it the cops fault

[halofable574]

and unfortunately innocents do get caught in the crossfire and (not always accidentally) implicated. No one is perfect and like I've been trying to say in the real world sometimes people who are supposed to be the good guys do terrible things and sometimes even the good guys end up hiring bad people to help them.

[halofable574]

would be in lockup for stuff they had no idea about about while everyone else would be extorted by police and terrorized by the real criminals. That just isn't true! As much as some people don't want to admit there are also quite a few cops out there who want nothing more than to do their jobs and keep people safe. It may seem like the police are power hungry corrupt pigs to some but if that were true then society simply couldn't function at all. Like they say they are here to protect our buts.

[halofable574]

Ok some of my friends are polcie officers so naturally i get upset when people say "fuck the police they is all pigs". But I am not an idiot. I realize there are quite a few cops out there who do some pretty terrible things, and some of the commenters here have probably endured some stuff I don't even want to THINK about at the hands of police officers. But seriously! If half the comments made by the f the police types on here were true then half the people of the world

[dgs20904]

@thriller2324 You obviously lead a very sheltered life. Try growing up in the South as a teenager and getting beaten by a cop with a flashlight because you signaled him for having his high beams on. Or deal with a cop that plants dope in your car because he failed to find anything after he pulled you over. Spend some time in Brevard County, FL, and see how long you it takes for you to change your mind. I am 55 now, I will never forget what those pigs did to me as a kid 40 years ago.

[jcreamx23]

HAHAHA so funny i forgot to laugh. fuck the pigs

[Physico90]

Fuck cops......they took my weed

[yooper4lyf]

@Physico90 are you over this yet?

[kedla17]

8!.....

[RazorHardy]

It's all known fact that when somone has been hurt in a crash or acident they reach for the police to help them not the firemen for somereassion. Don't know why but that says alot. It's a hard life seeing people die, people hate and wanna kill you just because you took a job to help them.

[RazorHardy]

When someone pulls out a gun everyone runs away but police run towards. I'm tierd of hearing o I have been stop or aressted so now I hate every cop. It's like saying this guy driving a truck had taken my parking spot so now I hate everyone in the world that drives a truck. Alot of people don't even understand all the gore they see at acidents.

[TheJockman117]

Lol were here to save ur but, not kiss it roflmfao

[NCOProductions]

lmfao

[GoIsles8083]

fuck the police

[dgs20904]

Ha, Ha, that's so funny! Who cares if the cops don't care about the constitution? Who cares if they beat you to a pulp and then lie and tell people you assaulted them? Ha, ha, ha!!! So funny! Who cares if a few citizens die, or are severely injured because a cop can't control his behavior, or act according to his/her training? Man, I am just laughing my ass off! Gosh, we need to respect the police because they are never wrong, and democracy means that we never criticize the police! HAHAHA

[thriller2324]

@dgs20904 Yea every one who says they were attacked by cops are complete saints. lets see why did you get into a situation at all that required cops to be there lets think oh wait it may be because you were being an idiot who was fighting or breaking the law. the best is when ppl complain about the cops who shot and kill someone and totally leave out the part that the guy had a knife or a gun and was attacking ether the cops or innocent ppl criticize all u want just dont call when u need them

[darkshadowsrok]

some cops r bad, but not all. my dads a cop, and he treats everyone nicely. but still the vids funny:)

[joshcop69]

Funny shit. Not just the recording, but a good percentage of the comments! It's hilarious to me that what was intended as an extemely tongue-in-cheek comedic bit turned into a flaming house of cards as those people who aren't in law enforcement get a slight taste of the perspective that officers have regarding a certain element of society that can't run itself without police interaction and intervention........ but it's job security for me and my fellow cops!

[JanettesMyName]

i laughed at the picture that said "All Cops are Bastards."

[jeffytime]

I'm sure it gets frustrating as a cop dealing with angry, dumb people, but the problem is many cops aren't able to treat any legitimate complaint as they should without applying that "I'm just keeping your dumb ass in line", bs.

[mrchaos831]

AHAHAHAH, OH WOW, A DOUGHNUT JOKE.

Very original. We'll see how much you make fun of cops when your shit gets stolen.

[mindylinky]

lolol

[MonsterMetalMusic]

lol look at these people talking shit about cops like they think anyone cares about there own delusional opinion. It's almost as bad as the 9/11 conspiracy theory

[halofable574]

I know, look at pml08usaf, he is a deluded freak who is convinced cops are just gestapo and crime doesn't exist. he probably is a criminal, i mean i know some cops are corrupt, but its not the way he says it is. I couldn't help but get on his case.

[JustinDejong]

It's funny because no matter what they do a cop will never have to suffer the consequences of their actions. Commit murder? Judge will say it was justified. Rape a woman in custody? Payed leave.

Shove a bicyclist off his bike unprovoked into traffic, and have the entire even from start to finish recorded? No punishment.

Beat a retarded child till he has to be hospitalized for not tucking in his shirt? Abolutely nothing.

Cops were your friend, they're your master now. Deal with it America.

[halofable574]

its funny because no matter what they do cops will never be able to do anything right in the eyes of the public

Kill a man who had a gun pointed at you, people will say you were harrassing him and it was an unprovoked assault

arrest someone for having drugs in their car after pulling them over for speeding and driving erratically. 4th amendment violation

arrest a minority, period. racial profiling.

citizens always think cops are completely corrupt when they're not.

[alex3yoyo]

agreed

[mgaylordscpd]

I am a police officer in a fairly large town. If you had to put up with the amount of harassment and unappreciation in your job that we deal with on a daily basis I doubt the average person could handle it. If you hate the police. Next time you need help call a crackhead

[freehonkey]

You can also contact your local street gang. They get things done.

[windsofcolor]

There is good and bad in every profession. Police have one of the hardest jobs on Earth! They have to deal with out of control people on a daily bacis. People that don't want contact with the Police should not break the laws.

I think Police are un-song Heros!!

[halofable574]

hey if you hate the cops i have something to say to you, STOP BREAKING THE LAW YOU RETARDED ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!! You are an idiot, cops are out there to protect you and you spit in their faces, you ungrateful prick!

[halofable574]

no you do and so do your friends. Police do their jobs, i am sorry but unless you've done something illegal the police won't harass you. You hate the cops so you are a criminal.

[halofable574]

really? and you talk like a deluded activist, cops have a tough job made only harder by idiots who think they can do whatever they want like you. The cops don't harass me, why because I don't break the law.

[pml08usaf]

I'm not deluded and I don't think I can do whatever I want. You're an idiot. I'm done wasting my time talking to you. Please, PLEASE, go fucking read about people who have been sent to prison, harassed, and beat all without ever breaking the law. PLEASE LEARN SOMETHING.

[halofable574]

Take your own advice, and learn about cops. I am afraid to admit this because i don't want to sound like joshU2uber, but didn't you realize by the third or fourth comment I was just being a jerk? There is a level of corruption in every organization in the american government! do I think like an extremist like you, no. but am i dumb enough to believe all cops are angels, no. Do i think there are cops out there who legit do their job and try to protect people, yes!

[halofable574]

My main point is not all cops are evil. You'd have to be the most idiotic, close minded person in the world to think in black and white, like that.

[MonsterMetalMusic]

Well said

[halofable574]

why do you take the attitude that civilians don't commit crime? Maybe I am not the only one who sees the things in black and white...and maybe dirty cops aren't the only ones who think they are above the law....

[halofable574]

good we're getting somewhere with you! did you even read what i said after you said i you were never going to talk to me again...I said there are crooked cops. i don't think they are magical superheroes. You act like all of them are crooked bastards, by civilians i meant the layperson, people who aren't cops. In all your other comments you basically act like cops are the only ones who commit crimes and regular people don't. you take the attitude that cops have no function and shouldn't exist.

[narred]

u ever been arrested for something you didnt do because you lived in a 'certain area'? i have. twice. THAT'S why i HATE ALL COPS. they're a shower of twats. i have only met 2 decent cops.

u r the kinda prick who says "the police don't arrest ppl unles they've done something... they don't arrest for nothing". then one day? it WILL HAPPEN TO YOU! put a uniform on one of these pricks and they behave like they own you.

[offcenteredpotter]

I think their are citizens that mistreat the cops and there are cops that mistreat the citizens. I think the cops forget that we don't have the context of their jobs, and even though it might have been the 10th call for them that day, it might be the first call the citzen will ever make in his life. People just want to feel heard, and cops don't do a very good job of understanding that, sometimes.

[kalahariuk]

very good point !

though I DO believe that the police in 1st world countries are 99.9 % doing their job to the very best of their human capabilities, just as the rest of society are, though they get more shit and hassle than the rest of us, because they are expected to be supermen

[seraph313]

People have no freking idea what happens at night, on their street, in their 'safe' neighborhood. Sheeple....yeah, we'll save your ass....again.

[pml08usaf]

Bullshit. Fuck the cops.

[pacificguitarist]

Obviously , you don't live in a country where there is no good police force. Feel lucky.

[pacificguitarist]

I live in the U.S. ( though I have lived in third world countries before.) Are the police here perfect? No. But to call it tyranny is such an overstatement. The vast majority are just looking to get their next paycheck. In other countries, most are corrupt, idiotic and violent.

But not here.

[pml08usaf]

They are corrupt, idiotic, and violent. They are experts at corruption and violence.

[halofable574]

you are such a prick, wait until you need them, then the ywill be the greatest people ever you ungrateful loser hypocrite! GTFO!!!!

[pml08usaf]

Right. I'm glad you can see the future. I'm not a hypocrite. Also, it's hard to be grateful to people who don't do shit. Police will NEVER, let me repeat that, NEVER, be the greatest people ever to me. I'm not a prick. Fucking pigs are.

[halofable574]

Oh wait, I forgot they won't because you think you are above the law.

[halofable574]

no, like ihave said, they make people oney the law, i namerica we have citizen who are too stupid to know that "free country" does not mean "anarchy" so they think they can do whatever they want. And when the cops step in and try to maintain order, the civilians decide that they are living in the Third Reich and cops harass them for no reason, even if they have basements full of their kidnapped murder victims filled with illegal guns and drugs. it is okay you are too stupid to know this.

[Drumzncymbalz]

Instead of "Fuck the Police" why don't you stop breaking the law you retard.

Suppose the police pulled out of your neighborhood for one night and left your dumb ass to your own devices?

You sir are very very ignorant and I bet your level of education is limited and your IQ is intrinsically low..

Maybe I am wrong but if I had to bet a buck or two I would feel good about my bet.

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[pml08usaf]

I don't break the law. You've obviously never been harassed by cops who break the law to accuse someone of something they didn't do. I've seen police corruption first hand, and I've been harassed and bullied by people claiming to "protect and serve." As for my IQ it's quite high and probably higher than most of the idiots on here and in the police force. I'm actually a very intelligent person. Trust me on that. I'm not saying all cops are like this, however, there are too many who are.

[halofable574]

no you are not, you are retarded and your parents spoiled you and babied you so you have the maturity level of an infant. You say the cops are vicous, because they make you obey the law. I bet this "corruption" was just the police busting you and your pals for running a prostitution and drug smuggling ring. you are a crackhead and a criminal and you deserve to die.

[pml08usaf]

Let them go out of their jurisdictions just to harass you, threaten you, and accuse you of things that you aren't even aware happened. I'd put money down that you'd have a different opinion, also.

[jdmisfit]

well when your car gets stolen I hope your 3030 can enter the vin# into fcic as stolen.

Or, when you are victim of fraud under false pretense, I hope your .38 gives you a case number for your bank.

[bearsbugs]

@jdmisfit

It would get as much done as our local police dept. did when my truck was broken in to and someone stole the stereo, ripped out the dash and stole all our CDs, fresh light snow on the ground, perps tracks clearly visible, perps were on foot, police did NOTHING. They just got in their cruiser and drove off, away from the direction the tracks lead. As this was the only interaction I have had with them, this is all I have to judge them by, and so far they seem a waste of money to me.

[Orgysnumber9]

LOL xD

oh my god, this is right on track.

[deenotheman2]

HAHAHA lol. Is that real? cos if it is that'd be funny.

[MegaJmovies]

I love this!!

[darigaaz06]

I use this as my answering machine, get people I don't like to hang up really quick.

[A1l2l2e2n4]

"...And please remember, we're here to save your butts, not kiss them."

[stadalberts]

Oh Yea!!!!

[nakedbrosrawk]

pfft!!!

ahahahahahahahhaahaa

[StrangerFalling]

I actually heard this for the first time today at my police academy the Deputy Chief played it, it was freakin hilarious and some people actually thought that it was the actual voicemail!

[yooper4lyf]

just fyi I am a civillian and am out raged how the public treat law enforcement hope this honors Our Police in some Demented way

[xXAkridXx]

I agree, it's like its cool to hate cops, except for when they need the police to put their life on the line to save their ass.

[xXAkridXx]

That's funny because if I call the police they come. So I guess they aren't just out to protect businesses.

[stincoolaid]

@yooper4lyf hey stfu its funny

[POLICEcall911]

HELL yeah!

[negkwi]

I liked the ending."we're here to save your butts, not kiss them"

[SnarkLicker]

This has got to be a cop joke. And, btw, *you* spend a few of *your* Saturday nights taking shit from drunk people who think they're lawyers and we'll see if you don't crack a few jokes at their expense. (this is the kind of "blowing off steam" that normal, decent cops do. the bad ones blow off steam by putting random civilians in intensive care. if all cops were like this one, the world would be a better place.)

[iceshadow625]

I agree with ya there. Wish more cops would take the peaceful route and make jokes, that throw civilians in intensive care

[mortadelka]

u dont know anything about whatever

[ben2028]

Why does no one have respect for police anymore? They do keep our butts safe.

[Shadowcaster316]

Because for the past 20 years ( it's starting to change now) we've had a victim mentality culture that says, it's not their fault that they can't follow the law. It's society.

[halofable574]

no meaning he was committing a crime...are you ready for this retard , this is apparently to difficult for you to get...so the police did their jobs and arrested him to stop him, and he tried to hit them or pull a weapon on them , so the cops defended themselves and arrested him. go away you conspiracy theorist nutjob.

[chowner]

fucking pigs

[zachsanarchy]

so true

[yankeesangel03]

I agree with the below. Lol! Was this made by an actual cop?

[happybee0801]

lol!

[tejastrex]

when you need help, call a crackhead...

[zachsanarchy]

YES!!

[monk4491]

Great!

[nopantslanse]

niiice

[wakewarrior]

awsome.

[reeserthegreaser]

This is too funny! But its very true!

[GindaUP]

Now I know who to call for help with those same issues Ive had all my life, thanks man. Oh, ah, do you know the number for 911?

[tonywaterhouse]

OUTSTANDING!!