100 Seinfeld quotes [Episode 1]

[Jok3rDicE]

137 people are FUCKING IDIOTS

[pnaik57]

Fantastic editing... you're a genius!

[ggmann13]

this is fantasticaly well put together. amazing editing.

[SweetChick10101]

Fantastic editing.

[DarkLightPR0ductions]

Jerry said I got Jiggy with it? did he coin that Phrase was it way before Will Smith made a song about it?

[ClimateChangeGuide]

These pretzels are making me thirsty not that there's anything wrong with that.

[democrat1515]

This video is so great that I am speechless. I am without speech.

[fmalphons]

maybe the DINGO ATE YOUR BAYYBEEII

[globetroter6666]

This sitcom is a masterpiece, haven't hot topped since !! NO SOUP FOR YOU ! COME BACK ONE YEAR !

[GeorgeGeeBoy]

Ohh, it's Hanaran, now, is it ? Ohh, you're good. You are really good.

[carlsetzer]

Frank Costanza: "Get outta here!" and "You got the A,...the B,...the C,...the D,....that's the biggest"

[itaialter]

Great job on the vid! I'm speechless!

I am without speech.

[ClimateChangeGuide]

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

[simplifiable]

"Not that there's anything wrong with that" is my favourite. Classic!

[disconabisco2234]

YO YO MA

[IDUZINTERNETS]

jimmy's gonna put the moves on elaine.

[velourina]

no chance of getting the make-up sex clip anywhere?!?!?!?

[beuns123]

I love Seinfeld so much, and I feel it will last for ever!

[andros1984]

Bosco!

[dedpxl]

hahaha nice montage.

[ritasps]

oh god best sitcom ever

[WeRmath]

:D

[mahmoudyzadeh]

I like this, I like this very much

[gottamatch]

hahaa this is fantastic. You are a genius, video maker...

[templeofthestargazer]

Amazing!! NO COMPLAINTS WHATSOEVER :D

[arrrn70]

"I'm out there, Jerry! AND I'M LOVIN' EVERY MINUTE OF IT!!!"

[petrilassila]

Why cant every other comedy shows be as smart as Seinfeld? If it were like that so everyday would be festivus, yeahhhh!

[saskLS1]

0:46 Is that guy on the right the one that plays the soup nazi?

[ale5punk]

@saskLS1 you men the one that's seating with a soda when Kramer got hit with a baseball ball????....then noo...he is an extra

[jx14aby]

These people are revolting.

[LASuperboy]

"significant shrinkage" LMAO

[liquidspounch]

The Best Show Of All Time!

[seealsoidiot]

"I got jiggy with it!!!!"

[hookahsmokingkat]

The guy on 3:20 is a god.

[oppenheimr]

Good editing, good job.

[VideoGamerDude1]

i like the tune in the background! It goes well with the video and I like how it builds!

[ReyaitheShadowWolf]

You stubborn, stupid, SILLY MAN!!!

[roxasora888]

Yo yo ma

[historyfreakfroman]

What's the name of the episode at 2:53 with Babu?

[spongeman537]

@historyfreakfroman Season 4: The Visa

[historyfreakfroman]

@spongeman537 Thank you! I heard this episode mentioned in the finale but never saw it along with the sex sponges and the poison envelopes that killed Susan

[TheArthkm]

The close talker social awareness was one of the most hilarious moments in television for me.

[8nikolas8]

Good job. Jerry is a man who respects a good coma, I'm a man who respects a good youtube video.

[gregorymwishart]

thiis montage show how genious this show is. ya i am batman

[scootieboytom]

Awesome!

[TheTommyology]

is this on itunes?

[MUFC127]

0:57

[candygirl021]

Best show ever!!

[ThePregnancySlaves]

Scary...like a bone protruding through the skin....

[swiftfox2010]

A good clip montage can be a hard thing to do well and this vid has surpassed many expectations. Great job!

[zebrachick129]

Tippy toe tippy toe!!

[zebrachick129]

Maybe the dingo ate ur baby!!

[shorts]

nothing comes close to seinfeld

[tonybklyn]

It's unreal...it's been 13 years since Seinfeld left the air...and these episodes haven't lost an ounce of relevancy. :-)

[PepsiGolem]

@tonybklyn

Totally, to this day I can still enjoy the antics of those four.

[belziebub]

friendship smiendship

[belziebub]

Queen of the Castle

[belziebub]

pml@ Im a day person -- that is funny

[belziebub]

ive never looked and all video footage clears me

[APviKINGsz28]

you double-dipped the chip!

[xkelvin]

this is AMAZING

[michelthegreatable]

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

[OUfan316]

ive seen every episode at least 3-4 times. but they never get old, always put me in a great mood. great video thanks for the upload

[Blacklemon67a]

junior mint!

[moharm09]

I Totally Love this Video <3

[hollydog29]

anyone know the name of the music?

[kingmangalego]

123 People have Significant Shrinkage

[JudeBarrett]

Very nicely made...xD

*In Jerry's Apartment*

Jerry: "I'm just saying, you should've kept your big mouth shut!"

Kramer: "Well, if you feel that way, I think one of us should leave!"

-stare intently at each other-

[cs512tr]

this is awesome!

[onsenfoudunomful]

Great video dude, keep it up

[melagads]

no idea who made this video but this person has to be a genius

[heyheybp]

Does anyone know which channel in southern California still airs reruns of Seinfeld? I miss this so much. I don't have cable, only digital TV.

[quotemeonthat]

@heyheybp KTTV (FOX) airs reruns at 10PM & 10:30 every weeknight.

[bigmonya]

Mad!

[deformedstarfish]

Vandaley-Van-Daley-Van-Daley lmao

[KumaChannanoda]

121 people are anti-dentites.

[BeanZx13]

great job but you forgot "look away im hideous!" and "look to the cookie eilen"

[komedydude]

I'm telling you, one of the best compilations I've seen on Seinfeld...one of the best...great job, whoever you are.

[bo3abd96]

seinfeld has the best stars+ best guest stars!!!!

[democrat1515]

yo yo ma!

[WaywardSun]

You stubborn, stupid, SILLY man!

Wonderful.

[JackImbo44]

i dont know whats more brilliant; the incredible run this show has had, or this amazing video clip reminiscing over their genius

[kdick14]

119 people don't have a sense of humor

[UsernameRogen1978]

Let's CUT THE BULL, SISTER!!

Fucking amazing!!!!!! LMAO

[bigabs18281]

JEESUS u ruined it with the music,,, sorry i couldnt hear half of them :(

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

WHO LEAVES A COUNTRY PACKED WITH PONIES TO COME TO A NON-PONY COUNTRY?

[bilboen]

If u've watched almost all eps, and liked em, ur gonna laugh maniacally or at least smile with a grim of nostalgy:D

[babler08]

119 people have not mastered their own domain.

[MatthewLedZepfan]

funny but the song was a little irritating.

[MurdocLC]

@MatthewLedZepfan I just think it was a tad loud.

[MatthewLedZepfan]

@MurdocLC since the seinfeld quotes are really fast paced, the music is kind of overkill haha

[rastogivimal]

I can't believe she used the "it's not you, it's me" routine, I invented the "it's not you, it's me" routine!!

[143ilalaloveyouxo]

@rastogivimal if it's anyone, IT'S ME!!!

[jimsaunders85]

for a show about nothing....it sure has captured my fancy ! I dare say I'll be watching Seinfeld on my deathbed wishing I was I could have the allure of Cosmo

[danere1]

40k views in one day, sweet fancy moses!!

thanks for stopping by and leaving such kind messages, facebook fans!

[onurerk]

Great job, thanks danere1!

[CoIinThomasLyle]

simple

This show should be known as G.O.A.T.

Greatest

Of

All

Time

I wish I could have a clean slate to see it all over again for the first time.

[vitordemario]

this was beautiful!

[hslicee813]

i pity those who dont know about this aweeesooommeee show.

[Georgeuklondon]

love this show !!

[AnotherSchmoe]

"I'm sorry... the card says, Moops!"

[monkeytruble]

this was excellent! it loses points tho for not having elaines signature push and "GET OUT!"

[bootzilla86]

i had this mp3, then i lost it somewhere. i miss it so much! thank you for posting this!

[heyyoitsmebrian]

Yo Yo Ma!! hahah love that 

[jonaska80]

OMG the Stella! that was just epic!

[Paxel911]

No Soup for You!

[kevinerosa]

wheres "i think it moved"

[lovesbela]

im a daaaayyy person XD

[lilvigs44]

im gonna need some water here

[Wishfuleyesmedia]

thumbs for a .mp3 link to this.

[jadaismia]

STELLA!!!! 

[Rickyandme1]

But very entertaining.

[Rickyandme1]

Most of these clips are from season 2-4

[dunasfish]

What a great composition of Seinfeld Clips ! VERY ENTERTAINING, WITH THE MUSIC YOU PUT #### AWESOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!  THANKS danere1

[PeterZeeke]

no, "who ARRRRREEE these people"

[Rickyandme1]

Im a day person

[hallowedbeeddie]

@Rickyandme1 that is one of my favorite lines from the whole show. I was smiling while I was watching this video, but when that line came on, I just exploded in laughter. awesome

[TheHyde55]

Seinfeld set to Booker T. & the M.G.s.... Fuckin' nice!

[Protains]

very well done, a nice compilation

[Ryand0g]

Significant Shrinkage

[AighceTV]

now when i see the english original, i have to say that the german translation is very good (Y), the perfect voices (Y)

[deitzlydia]

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

[PlanetSeinfeld]

That is one magic loogie

[rosscart123]

yeah i thought archangel was saying jerry had the best shoes ever on 3 mins 36 into the clip. it was an extremely confusing 10 seconds...

[Archangel3583]

@rosscart123 Hahah, that's awesome!

[rosscart123]

yeah i thought archangel was saying jerry had the best shoes ever on 3 mins 36 into the clip. it was an extremely confusing 10 seconds...

[panzermatt]

whats the music?

[ArEaCoDe619]

I love this! Seinfeld and Friends have got to be my all-time favorite shows! <3

[mydemon]

music is too loud..

[cs512tr]

this was a well made mix up

well done to who put this together and their effort . a show clearly worth the effort of course :D

[AronAgmar]

I don't wanna be a pirate!!

[jupiterabc123]

Good video but the background music was too loud.

[acmilan34]

YO YO MA inclusion is great, hope there comes a remix where more YO Yo MA is included :)

Seinfeld the best 4 ever. Thanks buddy.

[jtwashere44]

good job! nice mash up

[eMeRaLd77884]

so random.

AMAZING.

[brucefwaaa]

No soup for you!

[badcompanyization]

One of my favourites is 'The door...MUST BE CLOSED!'

[xavierpaquin]

clever editing, but would have been better without the music

[sovietsentinel]

Kramer: YO YO MA.

[Archangel3583]

This three minutes and 36 seconds is why Seinfeld is one of the greatest, best shoes ever.

[danere1]

@Archangel3583 For another 4 minutes of Seinfeld fun see my new video in the responses below!

[Archangel3583]

@Archangel3583 Oh good gravy, did I actually type "shoes"?

What the hell. Yes. Seinfeld is one of the greatest, best shoes ever.

[ItWasAllPlay]

@Archangel3583

i prefer nike

[nethoser]

@Archangel3583 u said shoe lol

[TheTommyology]

@Archangel3583 shoes?

[crucifax]

@Archangel3583 Seinfeld truly is the most comfortable of shoes.

[brassmunk]

yo yo ma!

[xReinhartx]

"Oh I'm looking right at you big daddy!"

[beatle11]

Funny story...I work he drive though window at a fast food joint. Well the other day someone ordered and came to the window wearing what had to be an exact replica of the puffy shirt! No joke!...but I don't wanna be a pirate!!

[GWARsleazy411]

awesome!

[0n3m4n4rm33]

You should have got a job from this on doing cuts or bumps...

[jessandgaara]

"stella.......STELLLAAAA!!!!"

ahhh Elaine..she`s awesome

[drainspout]

This was so much fun!

[kleutertjes]

How come the quality is so crisp?? Great job. Also best show ever. Why did he have to stop?? Bee movie, Marriage Ref...

[johnlennon1970]

STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! ```

[hfaceyjr]

wow greatly put together I bout woke the kids...LOL mercy!!

[haproductions01]

this would be a great trailer for the series on DVD

[Sebella28]

@danere1 Lolol, i bought it at the start of the year. Why would i have had it for 5 years? :s

[theas780]

is there a name for the background song?

[pthodor]

Fantastic mix-up, man. You really know your Seinfeld, congrats!

[Sebella28]

I have a shirt with Cosmo on it and the quote under "These pretzels are making me thirsty" :D

It's my favourite shirt :)

[gunzanammo]

but i dont want to be a pirate

[Equilibr1st]

STELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLA

[chubbbhead]

Festivus?

[sweetshopdesigns]

love it !!!great job!

[dovestones]

I laughed for 3 minutes 36 seconds.

I wish it was 1989 again so it could start all over again:)

[Fatboyfilmz]

i recently was at a relatives house and i was watching season 3-6 and its like one of the most brilliant shows in the world i laughed my ass off at every single one ive loved Seinfeld since i saw it like 5 years ago and my friends are like WTF are you watching that for (im 16) and im like cos its funny but they dont see it and i always say that they have no idea what there missing too bad for them aye?

[gamefreek24the2d]

Yo yo mama!

[williamraymusic]

Helloooooooooooo!!!

[lilsorms202]

No Soup for You

a brilliant video made up of clip from a brilliant show,