Weird Al Yankovic - I'm Fat Lyrics

[brobroskies]

i love this video

[Bloom12301]

I have more chins then china town XD Love this song!

[zetixrage]

this song makes even fat guys look awesome

[ilikepie000000000001]

Michael moore hated this song

[qp100100]

I'm not fat

[amazingcolororange]

Epic

[Kaylotron]

Haha that's the funniest song ever!! I -3 that song! It's super catchy!!

[minicremeegg]

hey nerdnerdypants :D

[MrSeventhplague]

You ain't fat! You ain't nothin',YOU AIN'T NOTHIN!

[HalaBugga123]

This is Fuckn' HALARIOUS!!! My friend started singing this at school, and I said no you're not!!! she was like ITS A SONG!!! Oooooooooh :D

[minecraftgamingvids2]

Can't wait to sing this to a fat kid i know

[amandavideomaker]

perfect theme song for cartman!

[WoodrowWaffles]

lol i thought he said your butt is wide minus 2 im like wtf thats no wide....

[TheShottyCutScene]

WAR Roy Nelson.

[draculon5]

I have to say, my favorite thing about watching this is knowing that due to copyright laws, Michael Jackson actually gave this his approval!

[SuperRaven1230]

You just made my day XD

[angeleyescu]

Omg I lmao thank youuuuu

[sanaasunny45]

this is sooooooooo funny:):):):)

[katlover0501]

lol

[Ohiomachinerocks]

@BOSSAdamOCKE Lol your a dumbass you know that weird al DOES make his own music. He has tones of originals! U need to think before making repetitive and ignorent coments.

[gaby98tj01]

Hilarious! I love it! But wait a minute. In the very beginning of the video, did you say you've never heard of "Bad" by Michael Jackson? WTF is wrong with you?!?!

[YouLoseAndIWin]

@gaby98tj01 I think it was the first time I heard the "Fat" song. But that was 3- oh wait its 4 now-years ago. I pretty much have every Weird Al song :)

[YummyTheSmoothie]

Rofl

[Resis96]

XD this is great

[mysticsapphire11]

O.O THIS IS HILARIOUS! I CAN`T STOP LAUGHING! XD

[pinkbluegreenanime]

I used to be fat, but then I flipped off skyrim jokes!

[Ypeaceman]

The best thing is that i am fat

[mnkygrl1234]

24 peepz r fat

[TheYuriFreak]

This is one of my favorite songs to sing at random, which ticks my mom off, cos I used to suffer from an eating disorder and am actually really skinny because of i

[xiiZiGz]

:) lol hate michael jackson nice one

[thehalfblood2011]

Man I love this guy and I need this song as my ringtone

[shringannathanli]

lol

[ama1992101]

lol that's all i need to say

[DisneyPhantasma]

HAM ON WHOLE WHEAT xD

[captainjman1976]

While I have a very healthy sense of humor, and I actually really like this song a lot - and michael's original, someday it will be socially unacceptable to make fun of fat people - many of them do not eat as much as skinny people. I myself had an out of control weight problem my whole life until just recently we found that my thyroid glad is messed up. Just like its not acceptable to make fun of whites, blacks, mentally challenged, gay or any other - but fat jokes are tolerated - why? It's un

[ama1992101]

@captainjman1976 true someday fatty jokes will be gone and not allowed to be used and i dunno why they still are i mean it'd funny but to only do many people... ia gree it's unfair either let some other pretty innocent onces out or ban them all

[YouLoseAndIWin]

@BOSSAdamOCKE Says the man who Favorited this video.

[SophiaVIP]

@BOSSAdamOCKE lol you hate this guy and u have it on your Favorited videos XDDDD

[Gungho73]

@BOSSAdamOCKE M.J was asked by Weird Al if it would be ok. He stated he loved his parodies. I believe he even lent him his jacket.

[BigTimeRushWorshiper]

I'M IN SHAPE!!! Round is a shape....

[ama1992101]

@BigTimeRushWorshiper nice lol comment so true

[YouLoseAndIWin]

@BOSSAdamOCKE He does. He's just mainly Parody.

[cicipuff123]

@BOSSAdamOCKE he is haveing fun!! LIVE LIFE FOR ONCE BRO!!!!

[MMAfan11]

@BOSSAdamOCKE Think before you speak.  Try it sometime.

[simonsevillelover211]

@BOSSAdamOCKE at least he has made music

[BOSSAdamOCKE]

holy shit weird al gotta make his own music micheal jackson sings this much better and if u bann this comment u can suck my cock

[BOSSAdamOCKE]

who the fuck is that fat ass

[jjjmail]

Anyone notice how the 23 'dislikes' here matches Al's line: "when you're having seconds, I'm having twenty-thirds". Are these the same people who always have 23 helpings of everything?

[StickManVideos12]

23 people who dislike cant see their toes



[XxBuCNaStYxX13]

Rick Ross

[princessfajardo]

when your only havin seconds and im havin twenty-thirds when i go to get my shoes shined i got to take ther word because i'm fat im fat come on [pronounced shamone]

[princessfajardo]

next do billie jean by michael jackson

[MichaelJacksonlov891]

hahaha lol i like it.......

[TayTayLovesU121697]

This song is so insulting. Weird Al isn't even fat. That's just not cool, dude.

[Hypercookiechick]

@TayTayLovesU121697

He wrote it. It's not insulting since he wrote and sang it.

[CrashBandicoot68]

Michael Moore's theme song

[daguywitdagun]

22 people are fat

[sexywhorses]

lyrics are too slow-.-

[Link9315]

Its called " Bad" not " Im Bad" by Michael Jackson

[theNXTenigma]

Big Country lol funniest guy

[lordandriolf]

As weird al said:

''IF YOU AIN'T FAT, YOU AINT NOTHIN!''

[CaptJiggles]

I liked there part where he said he was fat.

[oksanka5275]

its called "Fat" and the original is "Bad"

[suzannali]

22 people who hate this is fat people

[RENAMADBRITTEIARRA]

@suzannali  i dont hate it and im kinda fat....-.-

[razzbooty]

@suzannali no dumbass this is fat peoples theme song we jam to dis shit

[wet6u3576]

@suzannali im fat and i like this so it must be skinny people that get sit on

[gunmaniac272]

R.I.P Michael Jackson! :(

[bandfreak457]

omg your fat cause your not bad be proud micheal BE PROUD DARN YOU

[brinkadink93]

YOU KNOW I'M FAT <3

[357hunterman]

my teachers got more chins than a hong kong phonebook and she would hate this song. thumbs up if u have a fat teacher

[vizoredchris]

as a teenager i find this f*cking hilarious. As someone who is overweight themselves I find this... F*cking hilarious. Everyone who has a problem with this song needs to lighten up because at the end of the day it's a joke, not meant to hurt anyone

[MegaTexasnigga]

lml this song is strange

singing bout your fat

then not wanting to admit your fat

oh no this is compelety normal

[MrEmogirl666]

XD r.i.p mj <3

[simonsevillelover211]

everyone tells me im fat but i only weigh 80 pounds

[IvaAdams]

@simonsevillelover211 They're jealous because they weigh more.

[simonsevillelover211]

@IvaAdams thx but one weighs 70 pounds

[b0bings0n]

omg.weird al made my theme song.:D

[DarkChocahaulic]

I'm fat, but I find this song funny because a lot of it is over exaggerated! XD

[Falloutfan0117]

Im fat and this is my new them song

[Man101202]

Wow

[DarksydeAngel]

20 people got sat on

[dogloversunite]

i just happen to be fat :D

so singing this tommorow :P

[TheAjai1234]

i've got more chins than chinatown lol fav part of song

[theboyzinblue98]

the other day some kid called me fat at school can u guess what sang

[Load0Sheep]

the thing that makes you feel bad about being fat is that you're afraid to admit the truth

[jordansallclean]

20 people are fat people 

[TheAtomicMushroom]

im fat and im proud :)

[Giselle76502]

Ham on,Ham on, Ham on whole Wheat, all right XD

[ThePuppylover1234]

this is mean,mean,mean,mean,mean. and an insult to my step dad

[poop12345681]

@ThePuppylover1234 HOW ARE YOU IMPLYING HES FAT TOO?

[ThePuppylover1234]

@poop12345681 nooooooo i just.......:'-( you make me cry sir

[TheMikolasss]

lol :D

just smile

[wesmellbad123]

I hate it when people say "thumbs up if u agree". Thumbs up if u agree.

[nicklebackgreenday]

iz "fat" not im "im fat"! get it right!!!!!

[saaaarrx]

@nicklebackgreenday If it was 'fat', why is the song called 'I'm fat', then?

[ThePrestonskinner]

@saaaarrx they put the wrong name

[nobleteam1231]

I like the part when it says "when i walk out to get my mail, it measures on the richter scale lol it made me laugh soooo much lolololololol

[mcgeeslover]

I always sing these lyrics to "Bad..." LOL

[mrgreatninja]

0:50-1:05

those can be good yo mama jokes

[mwstudios11]

IM PODGY N PROUD!

[KittyIvie]

MY THEME SONG!!!!!

[fantage6060]

funniest song ever!! :}

[Dappledvine]

I want to send this to a girl in school I Hate, she is FAT and a (BLEEP BLEEP) oh so tempted

[masterburry123]

@Dappledvine is that the only reason you hate her??

[Dappledvine]

@masterburry123 no no, i love fat ppl. /she is annoying, rude, stealer, among other things

[masterburry123]

@Dappledvine OHHH THATS understandable

[musicmann271]

what song is this a paradoy of?

[pokemonteknical808]

@musicmann271 Bad,by Michael Jackson

[musicmann271]

@pokemonteknical808  thanks

[musicmann271]

this mad eme laugh my ass off

[CuteKittensAww]

its shamone not come on the first itime

[Mrsbieber405]

sha mone?

[XFireyFlamesX]

No, I'm not that fat, thanks xD

[sadieECHIDNA]

fat ppl r gaint pillows id like to date more fat ppl

[bruiser9222]

im a fat guy but i stilkl love this song cuz i kno it aint true

[Hermionefanatic]

18 people are fat



[CatCandy122]

Hehehehe I'm fat. =^.^= I LOVE this song.

[DamonSnelling]

mmm pie la mode

[customkid17]

Some people are afraid to admit they're fat.

Others will sing a song about how fat they are.

See the problem here?

[ChrisERiley93098]

@customkid17 Weird Al isn't fat. He is skinny, he made this as a parody of Michael Jackson.

[customkid17]

@ChrisERiley93098 I know, I was just stating a point :3

[TheNintendoHELPER]

@customkid17 but hes not really fat.... hes just playing

[TheNintendoHELPER]

@customkid17 but hes not really fat.... hes just playing

[357hunterman]

@customkid17 yes

[theluigifan1]

@customkid17 And what's even funny is that Weird Al isn't even fat. Now there's an even BIGGER problem here. No pun intended.

[customkid17]

@theluigifan1 Yes, I know he's not fat. ._. He's pretty skinny, and the song is singing about fatness.

Problem, solved.

[theluigifan1]

@customkid17 I know you knew i was just going along with the joke.

[candy12343625]

Makes u wanna eat.....den work it off .-.

[RagnaShinigami]

damn you have more tires that a tire store

[Tonyshawnw]

my grandma has more chins than a Chinese phone book but she's awesome...

[Tonyshawnw]

now im craving a ham sammich :)

[CocoaBear67]

@Tonyshawnw me too

[DaisyRay123]

Cause...

IM FAT ! IM FAT ! YOU KNOW IT !

XD

[gameplaya4lyfe1]

man when i go for a walk i have to be carries by a crain

[gameplaya4lyfe1]

man trust me even that fake costume doesn't make him as fat as my uncle

[Lensie1able]

i like the part where it goes "when i sit around the house, i really sit around the house." i lmao`d. :D

[Dre259]

ROY NELSON BABY

[tesseraehonor]

How many chins does China Town have?

[awesome7954]

@tesseraehonor a lot



[AnwarLee24]

lol funny video like it please people

[werewolfgirl52]

when it says the pavment craks when i fall down it should have saidsomething like causeing earthquaks when i fall down

[newfiecodjigger]

@werewolfgirl52 He actually references earthquakes a few lines later when he mentions the Richter scale, which is designed to measure the strength of earthquakes.

[LOUX4862]

Damn! Sorry! I diden't mean to offend anyone with my comment. And stop calling me a fag because that isn't any better than what I said. And I wasn't even trying to hert anyone. Your all telling me to watch my mouth?! Take a good look at yours! And you say my spelling is bad? Some of you can't even write a full sentince.

[MsZathras]

Weird Al sure has a way with lyrics! Very talented guy!

Great song - first I've heard this one. I'm afraid the lyrics will stick in my mind and I'll remember this song at inappropriate times and burst out laughing.

[GaraaNKiba]

Reminds me of Choji from Naruto XD

[xvickyxclarkex]

hee hee just watch you mouth or i will sit on you :)

[3greenmonkey]

Bitch the original song by MJ isn't "I'm Bad" it's called "Bad"

[JB17Wagna]

i was eating a bowl of popcorn while hearing this

[Vikkiclark1999]

Once in science class we were talking about the richter scale and earthquakes, my teacher asked me a question about it and when I mentioned weird al, he seriously laughed his head off. He was the best science teacher EVR.

[CreeDaylen]

"See you at the party Richter!" That just popped into my head when I saw that word there. LOL Weird Al is weird, but in that cool '90's kind of way!

[whyusocereal]

i have more chins than chinatown XD

[KatieNessBot]

You know I'm HUUUUUUGE, I'm fat... xD

[Pikman01]

I was getting my mail in Haiti, but then I had to get my mail in Japan.

[kalisa151]

this is soooo funny

[twkrt104]

this is LOL

[angela122345678]

I'm writing a fanfiction about the crime drama Criminal Minds, and I'm planning for the agents to start daring each other...and Garcia must dance to this song, as a dare from J.J.

[CuteKittensAww]

pause it and hold down the left and up button at the same time and you play snake thumbs up for truth!

[TheHappyLittleKitten]

I'm too much man, for you to take.

[TheWishkitty]

THE KING OF PARODIES 0.0 awesome!!!!!!!!

[djd717]

16 people are skinny

[paperluigi345]

thumbs up or Weird Al will sit on you.

[Lan1hug]

top ten best songs ever..

[Wolfkid122]

so werd X-D

[XDeVaStAtOrZ]

lolololollololol following chunky people playing this song is hilarious.

[bcec03]

@LOUX4862 bad one dick head. go back to school little gay fuck learn how to spell. thats offensive to lots of people. i bet youre fat.