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  • stupid...

  • OMG! I wanna see more vids like this! HAHAHA! have part-"no no wait lets take more shots"

  • A little scorpion stung my toe and I thought I had stepped on a needle. It hurt too much to ever let it happen again. But bees never sting me anymore.

  • what a dumbass

  • You guys are fucking retarded and don't deserve to own pets.

  • Desert hairy scorpions are harmless with a sting no worse than a bee sting. Although the number of times they've been dropped means they'll probably die before the day is out.

    These guys should be a bit more respectful towards these scorpions ans stop being cruel

  • I bet they got their stingers cut off or made not sharp enough to hurt. Otherwise they would have shit their pants after a few stings

  • this is so funny hahaha, the dislikers are just some faggy wannabe greenpeace trolls

  • you guys are idiots..

  • Scorpion Guy: " Don't worry about it! I got a POTATO MASHER! "

  • Why don't u do that with a death stalker scorpion u scorpion sodomizer and u will get the lethal injection u deserve u asshole

  • your suppose to boil crabs not fry them

  • LOL I MADE IT 274 likes and 274 dislikes but it is hella funny but dumb very dumb lol

  • Fucking dum ass. Butt some funny shit.

  • Guy1: ALRIGHT I HAVE FOUR SCORPIONS IN MY HANDS, WHAT ARE WE DOING NEXT?

    Guy2: We have Hermit crabs.

    Guy1: NO!. .... . Alright.

  • lol so manny gimme one

  • Scorpion: *stings him* LICK DAT YA HAIRLESS APE!

  • Poor scorpions...

  • Retards

  • that slow-mo was fucking loud and annoying

  • Let me guess the desert hairys are dead, at least one is cause u droped him from a pretty high level

  • wtf?

  • buy a damn playstation.

  • This is one reason why "Darwin Awards" were started.

  • @itzkramer is he dead

    

  • You Guys Are FUcking FEARLESS .... or high

  • ok wouldnt he die if he got stung

  • @killer2165 no...

  • HAHAAH LOVE IT :D

  • SERIOUSLY, leave the pets alone!! =(

  • oh my effing god. No wonder it stung him. "BITCH stop being obnoxious and licking me for no reason!!!"

  • now do that with 3 deathstalker scorpions and then take a vid of the after effects lol

  • Idk if he's drunk of what but I noticed after the stings he started slurring his words lol.

  • still wouldnt want to get stung even if i was drunk

  • these guys are awesome LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

  • What are we gonna do next??? love it haha

  • oh yaa, thats why u dont mess with mother nature

  • U know what's sad? Stupid people never die.

  • As an owner of exotic pets i would usually be going mental right now about how you should not own pets like this and fuck about with them like you are. but this shit is too funny lol.

  • lol imagine if that got him in the eye, wouldnt find it fun anymore!

  • Where the hell did they get all of these?!

  • where is second part?

  • drugs are baaaad, mmkay?

  • They're Desert Hairy Scorpions right? Those things fall in my pool. The sting doesn't hurt that bad. They aren't toys you idiot

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  • these scorpions are not lethal!!their sting is just like a bee sting..i wish they'd play with a. bicolor or a. australis and better yet a DEATHSTALKER!! bunch of fuckers!!!

  • ON THIS EPISODE OF INVERTEBRATE HOBBYIST GONE WILD... !

  • i had a desert hairy for a pet ...... and i know they can kill ..... wtf is wrong with this guy ?

  • "what are we going to do now that I have four scorpions in my hand" (silence)..."we got hermit crabs"  bahahaha

  • animal abuse!!!

  • what idiots those scorpians are the poisinous kind, dumbasses

  • i would rate it but i don't want to mess it up

  • Dude, u realize that the smaller the pinchers are, the more poisonous they are, right?

  • @JestersHacksaw as a general rule, yes

    it's a desert hairy scorpion (Hadrurus species)

    the chelae are large compared to the size of the scorpion.

    it's venomous, not poisonous too

    venom is injected, poison is injected

  • try putting one on ur balls

  • Obviously these are pet scorpions....meaning the venom's been removed at the pet shop. Harmless.

  • @aLinuxTV As dumb as this video is, I don't know of any pet shops that remove the scorpions' venom.

  • @whackowitch

    Well, they should. Ever watch Man vs. Wild? w/ (Bear Grylls) He's always saying a few scorpion sting(s) can take down an entire flock of geese or a herd of raging buffalo.... and that's the exact reason scorpions LQQK like crabs, cuz they mostly sink instead of float. With that said, On every full moon, rituals ... take place on hilltops, beaches, in open fields and in ordinary houses.

  • @aLinuxTV do you know if they got it from a shop or not ?

    scorpions can't have their venom removed, it would kill them as the venom gland would need to be removed

    please don't make points, about things you do not know about

  • Job interviewer: "Alright, well everything checks out, but I'm afraid we will never hire you."

    Scorpion licker: "WHAT?? I'VE SPENT MY LIFE WORKING TO GET THIS JOB"

    Job interviewer: *Turns computer screen, this video is on*

    Scorpion Licker: "......ah."

  • ziek en dom zo behandel je een beest niet

  • These drunk guys are just snow balling. Using the scorpian stings as the dangerous CNS stimulant! Darwin said these guys should be dead by now...

  • These kids got a death wish playing with venomous animals like that. Pull that shit off with a brazilian wandering spider or an Arizona bark scorpion and you're as good as dead.

  • lmfao

  • this guys got some serious problems i think u need sum help

  • is there a part 2 to this? I wanted to see ring battle

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  • if only they were androctonus...............

  • idk y all of yall r complanning about this..i meen yea that stupid to do all that crap but its freaking funny

  • Lol...IDIOTS

    

  • he's pissed

    

  • bwahahahaha!

  • Scorpions win!

    FATALITY

  • Your pet scorpions are bigger, but try doing that with some Arizona bark scorpions and you would be fucked. You're obviously not getting too poisoned or numbed.

  • thats what you call playing?...idiots!

    poor animals....

  • its like a fucken zoo in his house lol

  • r u fucking crazy

  • "Your body is riddled with scorpion stings, how do you feel?" Like an idiot, mommy must be nodding her head in shame and regretting she gave birth to you.

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  • FAKE

  • Twats.

  • Freakin' insane and not to mention just plain gross!!

  • hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Your The Kind Of People That Make Other People Want To Kill Themselves,

  • @Rocketshiippp Know what makes me want to kill myself? people who use random caps and put COMMAS at the END of their sentences.

  • 8:06 i got a spider lol

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  • white guys are stooooopid as fuck!!

  • @BenEnyuh Calling white guys stupid and you spell it like that?

    Yeah, that's the pot calling the kettle black, isn't it?

  • @Blastrix1 it's all about style....excuse me, STILE.

  • 225 likes and 225 dislikes. Remind me NOT to go to the Lakewood Zoo!

  • This guy is awesome!

  • im glad this clown got stung in the face..... licken his scorpions?? wtf is wrong wid this guy?

  • @emorywomack He was...drunk, dude.

  • @emorywomack i know right. These idiots are so screwed up

  • @emorywomack its called having balls and having fun mate try having fun one day

  • @emorywomack say like it is

  • whoa thats awesome man does it sting you immediately when you pick it up and does it hurt real bad im wanting to catch ne here in oklahoma near poteau ok was just wondering will it kill you or make you deadly sick if you pick it up and get stung swesome video a++++++ dont listen to the other jackasses this is awesome plz reply back you can send a message to my inbox if you would plz on how to pick it up and stuff

  • This video is AWESOME!!! Nice assortment of critters!

  • I remember stepping on a small one a few years back when I lived in new mexico. I remember it hurting like a bitch.

  • Flagged this shit, scorpions are live animals, not toys. You all are fucking idiots, and shouldn't be allowed to own pet. Grow up.

  • @AnObeseAardvark

    You're a big gay baby. Animal abuse is cool and funny.

  • Hi guys. Check out the negative comments you got from boring losers. That looks awesome fun when drunk. Id be up for that any day.

  • u guys are retarded

  • ALSO WHO IN THE HELL GETS DRUNK AND SAYS I THINK ILL JUST GO LICK MY SCORPIONS U ARE SICK I WISH THAT AWESOME CREATURE WOULD CUT YOUR TONGUE OFF GO ABUSE YOURESELF AND LEAVE THEM ALONE I AM AT THIS MINUTE REPORTING U 2 ANIMAL CRUELTY I DONT PLAY AROUND WITH SHIT LIKE THAT AND THEY DONT EITHER

  • @kele0675 STOP TRYING TO GET ATTENTION WITH THE CAPS LOCK, DOUCHE!

  • THIS IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL THOSE HAVE FEELINGS I MEAN REALLY WHY DONT U GET DRUNK AND FIND SOMETHING ELSE MORE ENTERTAINING TO DO LIKE MAYBE GET U AND A BUTCH OF YOUR OTHER FRIENDS TOGETHER AND JUST BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER UNTIL SOMEBODY [PREFER THE 2 OF U KILLS OVER] INSTEAD OF ABUSING YOUR ANIMALS AND DONT SAY ANY OF YOU IDIOTS OUT THERE THAT THIS ISNT ABUSE BECAUSE IT IS WOULD U LIKE 2 DRINK PSYCHOS MESSING WITH YOU LIKE THAT LEAVE THEM ALONE OR GIVE THEM 2 SOMEBODY WHO WILL TAKE CARE

  • @kele0675 STOP TRYING TO GET ATTENTION WITH THE CAPS LOCK, DOUCHE!

  • so high

  • You definitely win the brainless a hole award!

  • This guy is nuts!!!!

    Scorpions are not pets. Any kids watching this DONT DO what this guy is doing!!

  • idiot

  • Haha Poor Little Hermit Crab With A Smiley Face On Its Shell, Surrounded By Mean Tough Scorpions.... Hahahahahaha XD

  • i wanna see part 2

  • u guys got balls doing this o.O i would kill them all exept for the crabXD

  • lol at the people saying poor animals.

  • You treat those like shit, theyre delicate creatures, ill glady house those scorpions correctly in a none violent environment.... give them to me you careless fucker :D

    Ive plently of pinkie mice to fatten them up... try gettin stung then

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOL. I love this..and they're my phobia. :O

  • its funny tho

  • Well i have a scorpion and a crab, wait, what do I do next?

    PUT THEM IN THE POT!

  • I flagged this crap. I do hope they find these low life sons of bitches and ticket them! thats ridiculous! Im not a fan of scorpions, but this is BULLSHIT! to bad they weren't drunk enough to try that with a rattlesnake or brown recluse. assholes.

  • it's a scorpion, here come all the animal freaks. you're going to report this guy for playing with 2 scorpions while drunk? get the fuck out of here.

  • Another promotion for US animal care!

  • And the Darwin award goes to .......

  • dumb fucks.

  • Death stalker! Death stalker! (Chant with me)! Death stalker! Death stalker. Your destiny says lick the deathstalker

  • Ha·rass -- verb. To disturb persistently.

    If the scorpion wasn't being disturbed (harassed), it wouldn't be motivated to sting. That's the whole point. Dipshit isn't licking it for the taste. He's doing it to get stung or to see if he can get away with it; either way, it's harassment by definition. However, as stupid as the licking is, putting animals together in a skillet to see if they'll fight is unethical, harassing and borderline abusive.

  • this is what happens when u dont have a life ^^

  • Everyone who is comenting: go to fucking hell. When your drunk you dont know what your doing. Licking a scorpion isnt harassing it, its a good way to get your tongue stung though. And they way they are handling them isnt hurting the scorpions.

  • @lasmonster22 Spoken like a true 12 year old. Alcohol impairs your judgement, but you still know what you are doing, and still know right from wrong. Trust me, as a tarantula and scorpion owner, it IS harassing it. They are fragile creatures, and ones that are very affected by stress. And by putting several, even different species in the same hand, you are just asking for them to get scared and kill eachother. You have no idea what you're talking about.

  • @AnObeseAardvark Yeah I do know what I am talking about, I have three Emperor scorpions, a deathstalker, and a scorpion I caught in Arizona, and I keep the emporors and the one I caught in the same cage, and they have shown no aggression toward eachother at all

  • @AnObeseAardvark

    You're a big gay baby. Animal abuse is cool and funny.

  • replacing those scorpions with deathstalkers wouldve made this video more interesting and alot shorter.

  • pets should be taken away from people like these retards

  • your just fucking idiots.... poor animals i would say

  • Omg crazy ass people!

  • Truly an interesting activity, one that illustrates your level of both intelligence and maturity. With the understanding that you'll continue to lick and harass your venomous pets, I would love to consider donating a more dangerous, perhaps lethal variety of scorpion to your efforts.

  • band of turds..i hope you died btw..let them live in peace and go hit by a truck,, for the sake of humanity. who need turds humans like you ? seriously ?

  • Who's laughing now when the scorpion pinches his toung and Takes of a chunk

  • This is almost if not the stupidest thing I've ever seen the second stupidest was a guy forced a bullet ant to sting him... fuckin fools. Dare you to do that to a death stalker then see who the hell will be laughing.

  • hi manny

  • please keep this up. it is so fucking funny its my fav video on youtube

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  • its all fun and games until someone's dead right?

  • hahaha why are you guys licking scorpions??

  • hahahaha funny drunk

  • U ALIVE ? xDD

  • Good thing they are fucken huge :P The bigger the fucken better >.<

  • "Lick the Scorpion" ha ha ha ha.. shud be pet the OBT i wish u wuda had one of those... pyshco spider

  • idk why everybodys pissed i find this video hilarious

  • "no wait i got a potato masher"

  • DUMB ASS MORONS!!!!!!!!!

  • you dont hold them you fools

  • Morons

  • how animals to yu have Jesus Christ

  • u guys r dumb fucks

  • haha "he's weak though! he aint got shit!"

  • U GUYS ARE FUCKING IDIOTS

  • RETARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

  • lol its kinda funny but wait untill he passes out

  • woooow that's sad now go lick a full grown funnel web spider and see wat happen's 

  • hahah the emperor scorpion is black and big and im scared haha the most common line from white people

  • I collect scorpions and you give serious people who are actually fascinated and in a weird way, care about ecology and these arachnids (not insects) a bad name. Get a grip and a life!

  • ha ha fannies

  • ha ha fannies

  • im glad u got stung. too bad it wasnt serious u pair of idiots!!!

  • im glad u got stung. too bad it wasnt serious u pair of idiots!!!