WTF Is... - Burn Zombie Burn?

[ertleon1]

i like it on ps3

[picklechiken16]

lol i spent 5 mins figuring out what to press... 5mins later spamming pistol on auto aim

[picklechiken16]

fucking binweevles!

[TheSephiroth5]

To all you idiots who say John sucks at this game. Look first at the upload of this video. I tried this game at that time too and it was just not playable in any shape or form. The aiming was bad. And the game running was just godamn abyssmal. As TB says. Absolutely bloody pathetic.

[wertio7]

aiming is incredible easy just press lock mode all the time...

[cool4345]

TB, if you hate low frame rates, you'll love warrock, a free online FPS.

The game isn't graphically demanding at all and it's designed to be able to run on low end machines.

The game has existed since 2004. However, it's plagued with issues.

Issues such as:

-Frame rate drop (lower than 20 fps). An issue for at least 2 years.

-Tremendous lag. REALLY bad lag. Imagine everyone in battlefield 3 in a server, but with 1,000+ ping.

-INFESTED with hackers. 1 hacker almost every game.

[TyonGera]

@cool4345 Aw shit, I thought I would never have to hear or read about that horrible game again.

[Tray2323FTW]

My pc runs it fine.

[xxZubzer0xx]

@Tray2323FTW Look at the date of the upload, now look at the date of your comment. It's obviously been patched

[cdebov]

That's wierd. I can run this game at 35 fps and my computer is nowhere near your pc's calibur

[SuperJerbos]

looks like minigore , on the appstore

[rpwilliams1976]

I have no problem playing...you just suck.

[v0ngolavsky]

@rpwilliams1976 They probably patched it, this video was uploaded in 2010. Also, how can he suck? He could barely play it, look at his computer's specs, it was the game. Not sure if troll or just stupid.

[Ensiferu]

omg i've never seen (heard) TB ranting in such a way...which he should do more often tbh, since quite a few other games looked similarly awful but were reviewed in a rather neutral/positive way

[HighVoltageTurtle]

You're English, it's 'arse', not 'ass' >:(

[stjackie]

.. It`s fun if you`re not a noob like this reviewer.

[Fowethebox]

@stjackie its first impression video not a review in shape or form..

[MaxPwnageIII]

My desire to hear TB rant brought me here.

[Phoosh]

It's too bad, I reeeeaaalllly wanted this game with co-op on pc. Dissapointed.

[Maxxbrazuca75]

Occasionally updating your hardware's drivers solves a LOT of problems, including this one. Awesome computer specs aren't worth anything without the proper drivers. Ultimately, you wouldn't want to play this game anyway.

[jebugers]

The framerate doesn't look to bad to me...

[ju5raj]

its not THAT bad...

its pretty fun

[Paradox127]

El oh el.

[SUPERMADIDIOT]

...Well that was to the point.

[GreenMini111]

LoL

[ButchInZero]

@ThatGiantRussian Did you look at the specs of TBs PC it's fu*king ridiculously overpowered and couldn't run this, that is the very definition of a terrible port.

[Roflmatsz]

@ThatGiantRussian Quit trolling, everyone had the fps issue. Check tbs specs, and look at yours. You will shit yourself.

[Roflmatsz]

@ThatGiantRussian Also, you like this game. The only reason you would is if you played on the PS3.

[Dragoon0099]

@ThatGiantRussian yes your ps3 runs it perfect shitlord

[Timeflare123]

@ThatGiantRussian Specs. Nao.

[Dragoon0099]

@ThatGiantRussian May i have the pc specs my dear 12 year old.

[ThatGiantRussian]

@Dragoon0099 Nah.

[Dragoon0099]

@ThatGiantRussian why not mother fucker huh HUH!!!!

[ThatGiantRussian]

I Like This Game You Asshole.

[Dragoon0099]

@ThatGiantRussian so you like this game who gives a shit you five year old

[Skullface551]

Burn game burn!!!

[kiwi20069]

on ps3 it is good

[worldwar360]

this looks like CoD zombie mode

[UnWantedTroll]

Totally agreed with you, TB, this thing for the PC is just a rape... I feel scammed, but it was only 3 bucks... So, whatever...

[WickedRed99]

Fps*

[WickedRed99]

A game on my GODDAMN PHONE has 59 dos

[OriginalDanteFilth]

I Can't Speak For The PC Port, But I Can Say This Runs Great On PS3.

[realanimation2]

i played that game..it fucking sucks

[racooncitysurvivor14]

I got it for free on PS3 from a friend and it's an ok game. There's nothing special about it and i only play it for like an hour when I'm really bored. I'm just glad i didn't use my own money on it.

[iamthejuggler]

Just watched this after the "all zombie's must die" one. Hahahaha! Never heard tb so angry!

[blackhoofs]

in the vedio you said it will lag yet i see no lag is it just me?

[jamesthejam]

It isn't bad on ps3

[cylindrichail]

wow this game looks pretty much lile shit no fucking crosshairs!? who fucked up that bad!?

[R1DDL3RS]

0:57 Blind review? I thought TB didn't do reviews...

[Caggen218]

thought TB sounded a bit tense during All Zombies Must Die review :3

[Kpopbest]

@Caggen218 LOL i was thinking that too, im like "this game.... is mighty similar to that "all zombie's must die" and tb hates this game... hmm"

[HartAHart]

decided to watch this again b4 the gamescon coverage of all zombies must die..to enjoy the awkward. Not bragging but i run l4d2 at over a 100 WITH fraps on.an this game at 20.....holy shit .

[fabbes123]

lol and now he does an interview with the producer on the next game they made :/

[GRGO0152]

i really enjoyed this game though :(

[MagicIsntReal]

lol /watch?v=zStBuRqAa_c

[KITT171]

Only get/play it off the PSN I guess. Dead Nation is way better though.

[inurfacemusic]

I bought this game. I enjoy it. I have a laptop and I get 30+ fps. I don't know if there's something special about it, but it plays fine for me. I kind of like the game. It's not the best thing ever, but its fun to blow off some steam.

[gladiatorgodclassic1]

calling it a game is mean to all real games

[lego1agent]

everyting has been patched

[Bonez0r]

It's Steam's daily deal right now, 72 on metacritic, i was going to buy it for €2.66 but THANK GOD I SEARCHED FOR IT ON TB"S CHANNEL.

Avoiding it like the plague!

[AnarchoHumanism]

Wow you just saved me $3.33 on steam!!!!!!

[EvilsAngels94]

@AnarchoHumanism Glad u enjoy TB videos!

[akmct9]

@AnarchoHumanism

its good on the ps3

[omgitskj223]

35 people want to play this game... if i can even call this peice of crap a game

[SilentDesease]

lol my pc is 100 times worse then yours and it runs faster XD

[Lonewolfpackleader]

I would like to point out that this game on ps3 is actually very good and plays well will no issues whatsoever, just had a crappy pc port

[imegalovehalflife]

this sucks...this game sucks ide rather have to pay like 20 bucks for dino d-day and not be able to be a dino or anything cool XD

[ddsupa1]

no wonder the guy ur plyin looks like a mindless IDIOT

[ddsupa1]

35 ppl want to get eaten by zombies

[daftfunkyboy]

its way better on PS3 small tip

[LilDP]

@MrMaxPwnage ...lol I was just saying he sounds like The Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) at the end...quit raging.

[Linkz8000]

It was made for ps3. running it on the cpu is retard.

[iPerfection68]

@Linkz8000 PCs are stronger than any console,no reason for a game like this to run this badly.

[DylanFHardy]

The developer probably didn't care about pc as much since they put it on console first and the aiming in the console version is hold a button down to lock on to the nearest enemy I agree though crap game but I got it free so yea

[attackzac21]

I can run this fine I get 30fps with this

[LilDP]

Lol...Angry video game nerd...

[warnick150]

@LilDP didn't he say he is CYNICAL? oh wait the CYNICAL BRIT thing that is on basicly every video isn't a sign?oh btw, "Lol...Retarded moron..."

[Kasparovwannabe]

@LilDP Do you know anything about TB? He has a fair point and besides who wouldn't be pissed at throwing money down the drain.

[LilDP]

@Kasparovwannabe Once again. I was referecing AVGN the Angry Video Game Nerd. He sounded like him at the end. That is all.

[jawkyjonson]

game doesn't even look fun lol

[PapaDeNitro]

On LoL i have 7 fps max.

[SuperDemon1245]

magicka i get about 5 10 tops for fps

[PumpkinRain]

@lotmein20 not really, it's normal. I see lots of people with horrible framerates on minecraft- at least, under 30 anyway. My minecraft isn't always 10, it's actually usually around 20-25. But still under 30. Anyway, I think TB just got himself pampered, because fps isn't unexceptionally bad until around 15 and under, personally!

[08316012]

60 for normal..

[Potatogalaxy]

This was a short WTF Is? wasn't it?

[PumpkinRain]

"anything below 30 fps is unexceptionally bad"

minecraft is about 9-12 fps on my computer. Without fraps. Lowest possible graphic options.

And my computer is actually new, and not bad at all. 

[Laroac]

@PumpkinRain

well that's weird i get much more ^^

[connorkwl]

@PumpkinRain Your computer isn't bad but plays 9 fps on Minecraft on lowest options? Are you sure it isn't bad? Is it made out of wood?

[animaster9]

that character looks like a complete douche bag, and his asshole nature becomes immediately more apparent when he gets the smg.

[Hoezi02]

"Burn Zombie Burn - IN SPAAAACE" You are so hilarious TB :'D

[ryan0ff]

he's ranting when everything is running fine?!?! WHEN I RECORD MINECRAFT WITH FRAPS I GET 1-7 FPS!

[SnaredArrow]

@ryan0ff When you spend more than $2000 on your computer and it runs like shit, you have the right to complain all you want. Why doesn't anyone understand this?

[ryan0ff]

@SnaredArrow your missing the point, it was running fine.

[calvinandhobbes730]

its not realy a fail game its actualy pretty entertaining

but ive also played sooo many better zombie games

and finaly the game dosent lag on my on my pc

[thedemonslayer51]

i get like like 5 fps on minecraft. so does minecraft suck?

[centy64]

@thedemonslayer51 No your PC does. Did you look at the specs of TBs PC it's fucking ridiculously overpowered and couldn't run this, that is the very definition of a terrible port.

As TB said why on earth would you buy this in a world where Nation Red exists?

[thedemonslayer51]

@centy64 oh, I did not look at his specs but that's because I never understand that type of stuff.

[centy64]

@thedemonslayer51 No your PC does. Did you look at the specs of TBs PC it's fu*king ridiculously overpowered and couldn't run this, that is the very definition of a terrible port.

As TB said why on earth would you buy this in a world where Nation Red exists?

[rogierpoep]

@centy64 NERF TB'S COMPUTER IT IS OP!!

[SnaredArrow]

@thedemonslayer51 No, your computer does.

[GrizzlerBorno]

The dual stick Zombie shooter that came with Call of Duty: Black Ops was better than this. Heck the secret ZORK game in Call of Duty: Black Ops is better than this

[Rocker4206969]

everytime i watch one of these videos i buy the god damn game. your a good salesman you know?

[wackoman28]

i think this game got the idea on Boxhead, which i think it's better than this one.

[I3ass0]

This game is so bad that the suggestion box won't show up.

[BondarenkoNikita]

About FPS: Im am happy to have above 15 FPS xD

[KingCheesyPants]

Sounds like you must LOVE this game. Do a lets play of it? Just maybe? I KNOW YOU WANT TO.

[MajikPro]

so much 4 burn zombie burn more like this game is a bigger waste of time then watching commercials on a saturday

[danielkronos]

I love how he played it for about 1 minute and then rage quit XDDDD!

[xyzqwa]

PS3 version seems to be good, but the game sucks

[deathknight73]

I also thoroughly enjoyed this game the unlock able features this game gives really gave a proper sense of completion that most modern games seem to miss :(.

[stickinittotheman1]

WHAT A SH@# GAME!!!! 

[LiamDeGreat]

lol only 4 mins long XD avg of like 20 plus

[stratoging]

"What kind of an idiot you have to be to port a game and put no cross heir in it?" the person who made Dead Op Arcade

[killerkityisbackman]

press five repetily it sounds like he is saying gumie XD

[EmpireMate]

@killerkityisbackman Grow.....A......Humour

[DrSmotpoker]

i can tell u'd be good ay CoD Zombies in black ops XD show those zombies whose f-ing boss!

[hunterjohnson772]

IT RUNS LIKE ASS!!! lol

[Sw1fterly]

YOU SHOULD DO WTF IS BALLSACK BOB :D

[imstillmenotyou]

@Croashot4 You don't have to be a master chef to know when food tastes like shit

[tehPunizher]

nerd rage :P

[Hankatu]

@tehPunizher Regular rage.*

[Astn666]

"It runs like ass!"

[Croashot4]

Dude,when you make a game even closely scripted and programmed like this,then critise it,british ass

[eleminatus]

@Croashot4 thats a juvenile argument! Are you gonna first make a movie to criticize another movie you did not like? Are you gonna try to manufacture a car,before you criticize the one you dont like? People understand the complexity behind creating and making things, and that understanding is what allows people to critically analyze them. Thats what Totalbiscuit is doing! If you think he lacks qualification because he never created a game, you are a fool!

[CrimsonSigma]

@Croashot4 dude, what he does is rate games. when a game is bad, its bad. thats like saying "ew this food is crap" then someone saying "when you make a gourmet meal then you can talk you dickface" when something is bad, its bad, no matter the experience. and if he was able to make games like this, he'd be even harsher on it because he would know what to do to not make this game shit.

[mollebjornen]

@Croashot4 Totalbiscuit is nearly the closest you come these days to a man who knows enough about what he is talking about. Probably also one of the only ones i want to listen to when it comes to games except for a few other people who also know what they are talking about. - Your argument is invalid.

[belagiorgo]

WTF THIS ADS 14 SEC

[TheGhostLP]

@belagiorgo black prophecy ad is 3 min... dont complain

[Gobywolf]

Lol I like 4:10 on ward

"Don't go near this game with a ten foot fricken barge poll"

[UltromanTheTacoman]

That fps problem is...weird. Runs perfectly on my PS3 ^^

[Marioxas77]

@UltromanTheTacoman well, the problem is not the game, but the pc port of the game ;D

[gameplayvideoful]

I don't understand your FPS problems guys. I've never been lower than 40. Check your hardware.

[DonWoschto]

Thx for keeping this vid short.

[isidrooil]

dude u think u got it bad my framerate on a GOOD day is 12

[micmastaz]

15 FPS is bad? I get 10 FPS on a good day

[zearsocom]

@micmastaz i play at 4-6 at in pong... u jelly? (btw i love my calculator)

[micmastaz]

@zearsocom I can run crysis at highest graphics at about .1 FPS JELLY BRUH?!

[KodiUchiha]

@micmastaz

Wow, get a better computer. My old computer which was barely decent got about 30 fps on any game like this

[micmastaz]

@KodiUchiha Oh shut the hell up I was joking stop bragging about 30 FPS

[Rall94KC]

@KodiUchiha Did you try this particular game? Because TB's PC can run Crysis 2 on the highest settings.

[KodiUchiha]

@Rall94KC

No, this is obviously a bad port and has problems with FPS

[Rall94KC]

@KodiUchiha My point excatly...

[TruFox22]

@micmastaz I get 5 FPS on a GREAT day on mine.

[AjarJunkman]

@micmastaz do you run games on a toster?

[kaltsukka]

Dont hate the game, hate the player

[dragonsammy1]

@kaltsukka so u hate TB? or u talking in General

[NeptuneMS385]

No crosshair? I don't think you'd like Killing Floor that much, then..

[Blade8745]

@NeptuneMS385 Eh, but atleast you get iron sights, and scopes.

[danvann654]

It doesn't need a crosshair... It has lock on... I have this game on ps3 and think it's great lol

[CardboardJesusWoWTCG]

I can't defend the PC port, but from personal experience, I blindly downloaded this on PS3's Store and I fucking love it. It's the best $9.99 I've ever spent. The PS3 version is A+.

[songfrog89]

"It runs like ass."

[Jackcave1]

burn zombie burn is alot like the call of duty black operations zombie mode in dead operations arcade

[AShiftyDealer]

@Jackcave1 at least that plays well

[filipfenix]

rage win

[imapplhelper]

this game rules!

[Pinkiecat101]

This is the best WTF video I've ever seen for anything.

[dkdkjakob]

rage!!



[dragonforce5679]

Surely if you burned them it would release the virus into the air.......

[TheTraveler12]

@dragonforce5679 the at of burning cremating them would kill any virus.. you might die from the smell of burning necrotic flesh though..

[benetti32]

I had problem with low fps too, then I disabled Threaded optimization in nVidia panel and it's OK

[SoulReaver9510]

@ieetmelon PC is better for gaming these days due to more power and higher capabilities than the consoles, despite this the games are just the same due to the fact that developers tone down the game so that the consoles can handle it :/

[Ismerich]

wait does that mean my mind will be blown when i get new computer and able 2 play wow with more then 17 fps? :o

[danielkronos]

@steamgamesfan Oh, that i am certain, i fucking hate fanboys when they start getting retarded on the internet, if they love their PS3 so fucking much why are they accessing the internet on PC? I though they said PSN was better, lol.

[Eat420Shrooms]

i think tb liked it

[SirNikko422]

its really simular to dead ops arcade  in black ops

[xaechireon]

I bought this game on a Steam bundle sale, and was wondering if I should try it out sometime. I know better not to now.