I F*%#ed Her, a Time Travel Joke

[putthisonmytab]

Awsome

[kitten11917]

LOL

[sheppaul]

Klfly Glad to see you back in action. I want to thank you , and others for helping me thru my transition into athiestism ,Your videos have help minister klfly

[tsm124]

5 stars

[Mathenaut]

LOL Keith.

I really like this brand of humor.

[dtm52]

It is a Great CD. I recommend buying the CD.

[klfly]

Thanks. :D I really appreciate that.

[dtm52]

Keith, i didn't have an older evil brother. But my younger brother was an evil genius. One time he did something bad and dragged me in on it. My mother took out the leather belt and took care of me. Then she went after my younger brother. But he kept saying, don't hit me with the yard stick, don't hit me with the yard stick. So she got the yard stick, hit him with it and it broke. She started to cry and left. My brother laughing me, he said was glad he didn't get the belt. Evil genius.

[klfly]

Ha ha, rad. I'm assuming you got my CD and heard the title story then eh? Cool. Thanks.

I should share some stories of my little brother being as cunning as yours. Little creeps.

[dtm52]

Well I just have to support the Atheist Church. Good Job Keith. My son hears some of my stories and he just can't understand how Uncle Ron could be so smart. All I can say is that he was smart and I was a goof.

[garydupuis]

That was really funny! It's like my stepdad

always said- "Fucking causes kids". So crude but so true!!

[GoblinXXX]

Life is a sexually transmitted disease

[RealityBend]

Congrats klfly, your kids gonna be so cool!

[klfly]

:D I think so. I can't wait to meet her.

[BrunoBash]

it really isn't that funny. it's just stupid. wow you effed your wife. it's called the LIFE CYCLE. ITS ONLY FUNNY WHEN YOU'RE 12 YEARS OLD IN SEX ED! GET BETTER JOKES!

thanks,

have a nice day.

[klfly]

I like your videos of you and your friends wrestling. Very cute.

[BrunoBash]

hmm. well at least they have more views than your shitty comedy :).

thanks,

have a nice day.

[klfly]

Ha ha, apparently your math skills are as shitty as your grammar.

If you'll write me some better jokes I'll tell them on stage and put a video up. What do ya say?

[BrunoBash]

what would be the point? people aren't even gonna go to your 20$ a night yuk yuk performances, so they couldn't hear someone as bland as yourself say my comedic gold. you wouldn't do me justice.

thanks,

have a nice day

[klfly]

It was put up or shut up time and you failed. Congratulations, you are a troll whose greatest contribution to the world are shitty videos of people getting hit by a big ball. Run along now before mommy and daddy catch you being naughty on the computer.

[ihavenospaces]

ha ha klfly getting a little pissed? You just owned that asshole though. Well done!

[klfly]

Heh heh, not pissed but convinced that dude is worthless. I was excited at the idea of going on stage and reading some youtube trolls' jokes. That would be too funny. Maybe the next one. :D

[ihavenospaces]

that would be really funny

[GuerrillaAtheism]

I love it! I f**ked my wife. Yup, I f**ked her. LOL!

[BioMechGlitch]

You really need to come to Chicago. BTW why does being a thin white atheist male seem to always get us labeled gay?

In all seriousness the shit happens to me too

[kvbeek]

Hey, I've already heard this joke. Wait... I bought the CD and listened to it this weekend. Enjoyed it!

[TLSlayer]

well,at least youre being honest about her having the baby,christians would give GOD all the credit...hell,when women do achieve orgasms,they give that to god too.

[enochalvarado]

Klfly:

¿Do you realize that there are very few atheist comediants? On the other hand, believers are funny by themselves.

Greetings from Mexico

[klfly]

Actually, there are LOTS of atheist comedians. :D

[enochalvarado]

Yes, but there are more than five billions "funny" believeres.

[klfly]

Ha ha. Alright, you got me. :D

[shaggyhudds]

Maybe not your side of the pond but in Europe they seem to be the majority, thank......well no-one I suppose.

[DarkMatter2525]

Congrats!

And laughed my ass off again.

When you're famous, you don't forget about ol' DarkMatter, ya hear?

PS. You don't have to tell me how you fucked her, but if you did, which of these adjectives would you need: "style", "reverse", "inverted", and / or "flying"?

[klfly]

All of the above my friend, ALL of the above.

[DarkMatter2525]

lol

sweet

[silntdoogood]

5/5 awesome

[klfly]

Thanks you! Much appreciated. :D

[rmac40]

epic. Im goin to buy this cd

[klfly]

Thanks! I hope you like it much. :D

[TomMSTie]

LMAO! That was great, Keith.

[klfly]

Thanks! Glad you liked it.

[TomMSTie]

You're welcome. I'll have to check the track lists again, but last night I had the thought, "I wonder if Keith has any Bill Cosby-esque stories of his childhood."

Oh and right now...666 views!!!

[klfly]

The title track, To The Moon is a ten minute story from my childhood. :D

[TomMSTie]

Oh for neat. I'm so glad I have a job again. There's so much stuff I want to buy. Besides your CD, I need to order a Plushie Tom Servo.

[guitarplayer654]

I cant wait to see the look on her face when she finds out these two things...

1) She was hoped to be a boy

2) Well hearing what you said during the routine :P

[klfly]

Not hoped, just thought.

I always wanted a girl. My wife was SO sure we were going to have a boy, but I'm really glad she turned out to be wrong. :D

[NeverEnoughBall]

... really wanna fuck with ur kids... i was going to be named Scott cause i was concieved in Scottsdale AZ. and my bro was going to be Victor cause he was concieved in Victoria BC. lol. fuckin.. dont like knowing that.

[klfly]

They decided not to do it, but still had to make sure you knew where they conceived you? Rad.

[NeverEnoughBall]

not only that. they were on vacation in Scottsdale with my dad's parents when i was concieved and on vacation with family friends in victoria when my bro was concieved... so that's their excuse for not going on vacation more often, dnot want more kids

[CousinoMacul]

Congrats!

[klfly]

Thanks! She's do pretty soon. Matter of weeks. :D

[Booyah130]

FIRST! Cool. What are you going to name the kid?

[klfly]

Turns out it's a girl. I'm thinking we'll name her FIRST. :D Whadaya think?