Karl Pilkington - Firemen

[MrMaxistandard]

bullock..

[MultiLiam5]

Steve is absoutely on form in this one!

[ShoeEaterThe2nd]

biggest load of bollocks karl has ever said

[TheMaggotmeat]

Those 4 people who disliked what are they thinking

[DMTwannaB]

are the ricky gervais show made of the podcasts and then visualized?

[RodgersCromartie]

@DMTwannaB yes

[Jonnybarbs]

@DMTwannaB yes

[DrAmorphos]

@DMTwannaB yes they were all podcasts first...later turned into these cartoons.

[DMTwannaB]

@DrAmorphos I just dont think Ive heard them before. Ive heard ones that sounded like but not exacly those. And Ive been through all xfms and RG show

[Ackmad22]

HAHAHA YOUR AN IDIOT

[chuckyoofarley]

The thing that cracks me up about these animations is Stephen's caricature. It's the way he looks sideways out of his glasses while he's nattering and the animators have got his eyes spot on.

[kookymoo]

"ha ha ha ha! your an idiot!"

[Tjockisolle]

Bollock... s

[zimNvgcatsfan]

They are kinda mean to Karl, but he brings it on himself :P

[hardcorejoey88]

also Steve, Koko is a gorilla!

[hardcorejoey88]

the best bit is the fireman stood on the tiny ladders lol

[GreenBrigade88]

@worldfastestslug Yeah, that's what I should've put! Well, there's four little snidey ones now lol

[InfinityBlazer]

There's a lot of grippage!

[Floodlezoot]

he must be refering to september 11th. The monkey could be refering to Bush.

[david21085]

thats a chimp, not a monkey.

[xeokym]

@david21085 the "Monkey News" always seems to be about a chimp, not a monkey (most times). Also on Idiot Abroad, Karl constantly referred to frogs as "toads," about 100 times, which is really annoying if you're nitpicky over details like I am.

[david21085]

@xeokym haha, we just cant help it.

[xeokym]

@david21085 well it's like the slug Karl talks about, and the animators drew a snail with a shell...they do it on purpose, I think, for the humor of it. In the name of comedy it's OK

~___^

[Zeta9966]

@xeokym Well, don't forget apparently all doctors replace lungs... only... How many times has he used that as reasoning for some theory in the medical community?

[SuckMyRightToe]

@xeokym In all your wisdom you seem unaware what 'idiot' means? If you rely on Karl for your facts you're bound to get confused

[xeokym]

@SuckMyRightToe When did I suggest I relied on Karl for my facts? That's idiotic. =P

[SuckMyRightToe]

@xeokym If you're getting annoyed with the fact he gets facts wrong, you rely on him to have facts, he's an 'idiot' abroad, it's hardly surprising he'll get things wrong

[95jonnymcfc]

Karl Pilkington is a Genius.

[jarvinator100]

thats weired there's a monkey in the window

[JckHanrahan]

NYPD firemen? Really, let's noodle this one through Steve.

[SpockIOM]

I'm amazed Ricky and Steve didn't bring King Kong into the conversation!!

[llagin1234]

chimp off the old block

[TheEvilelvis89]

HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......you're an idiot !

[Jojoateyt]

Spiderman: "Everybody gets one."

[apophis16]

Apply the grip

[5implesimon]

ha... Ricky usually tries to spot how quickly the monkey comes into Karls stories... think he lost that one lol

[painxtreme]

Im wondering why they dispute the strength of chimps in their argument. An adult chimp can rip a humans arms off, I doubt the weight of a human would pose a problem. Still, I don't for a moment think it happened. The ASPCA would go apeshit were a fire dept to use chimps to go into burning, smoke filled buildings. (puns are always intended)

[dublyooteeeff]

BOLLOCK!!

[ElijahsImpact]

I could show Steve some grippage.

[GreenBrigade88]

@butterzdan Hahaha! Nahh I don't think he did, mate!

[GreenBrigade88]

267 likes, 1 dislikes... There's always one dickhead!

[butterzdan]

@GreenBrigade88 the 1 dislike didnt feel any gripage

[worldsfastestslug]

@GreenBrigade88 always a little snidey one lol

[slobclothing]

@GreenBrigade88 now there are four

[james193945]

I think we should cut Steve a little slack on the NYPD thing seeing as he's British, not American. I've heard people refer to the British "Department of Defense" and you knew what they meant and it wasn't really grounds for calling them a retard. ;P

[blainyrules]

@james193945 We prefer English.

[painxtreme]

@james193945 Naturally, because Steve is really into cutting slack on Karl's missed details, eh? Yes I know its a show, so dont get all serious. Out of all of them, though, I do think Steve's temper does get the better of him sometimes. One can never tell in show biz, no matter what is said.

[ClimateOfFearUK]

@james193945 When i went to america a couple of months ago i had an argument with an american couple because they were telling me the UK's currency is euros.

[TheElg95]

@ClimateOfFearUK Fuckin hell........

[Zed1967]

If you have 1 monkey for an infinite amount of time or an infinite amount of monkeys eventually they will rescue a small person from a tall building that's on fire. :)

[hannesisnotstraight]

hahahahahaaaaa you're an idiot!

[jacobfkarlsson]

New York Police Department Fire Department??

[seventiesmovies]

1 person doesn't have any grippage on the situation.

[Dupe16118]

lol steve said NYPD Fire Department

[BoyInAWorldOfHisOwn]

you've got to think quick. so going to a zoo or shelter and finding a monkey is quicker than going back for a bigger ladder? o.O

[MissSmoshFan39]

0 dislikes!!

yayayayayayay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ladbrokes2810]

"NYPD Firemen"  tard..

[bassheadfucker]

@Ladbrokes2810 I noticed that when i first heard it, amazing that ricky didnt pick up on it. If Karl had said it, they'd have been all over it

[RubiixCat]

they brought a monkey but no long ladders? wow...

[woodbutcher1985]

theres no denying it, the show is all about carl. all u got is that bog eye'd cunt and that fat un-funny squeaky voiced twat taking the piss out of him and thats all the show is! they should call it "The Carl Pilkington Show"

Thumbs up?

[emzknow]

Thumbs up if after you watched this you google searched 'monkey fireman'

[sparkyinbath]

o chimpanze that its monkey news it is what an i don't.

[jarker1234]

"the NYPD firemen" lol

[TheGregaleg]

Does Rickey Gervais' cartoon-self remind anyone of Fred Flintstone?

[MrGregPotts]

@TheGregaleg yes

[Highlander01]

"There's a lot of like, grippage" - I've never laughed so hard in a long time.

[IAmJ03xX]

'Hahahahaaaa your an idiot' LOL

[macreviews94]

The guy in the building looks like George Jetson... xD

[thealien1947]

we'll just get it a small uniform hahaha yeah man :D

[ARHCxXxOO7]

140 people have been rescued by a monkey :)

[GilraenLuinwe]

'there's a lot of grippage....so they thought, let's get a monkey...'

HAHA brilliant!

[DelTheBoy]

Steve - "NYPD Fireman" ??

[TheHungryhamburger]

@DelTheBoy he was just clarifying

[GKFC]

New York Police Department Fireman you say...

[funnylittlegirl12345]

SAVE ME .. oh it a monkey

[UtterlyMoot]

i watched 0:04 to 0:07 like 10 times. its hilarious for some reason

[wsox1705]

There's a lot of grippage

[MsMarc1234]

@wsox1705 Somebody already wrote the EXACT same thing. No difference at all.

[wsox1705]

@MsMarc1234 gee thnx for telling me that :P that's cuz it's just that awesome

[yggdrasil89]

Whenever the day/week has got me down, this is THE number one podcast I listen to, to cheer me up. NEVER FAILS. I'm always in tears in minutes!

[JimmyColls]

Karl's seeming total confidence in the bullshit stories he reads gets me every time.

[karatepirus]

Love how the cartoon bloke says "Floor 100....or whatever"

[GuruBabadesh]

they should've just called spiderman

[jinkss111]

eh nah zzzzzzzzzz

[Lozimia2]

0:59 - 1:02

:D

[shadowace421]

So is monkey news just an excuse to try and put a monkey into any storie?? Karl isnt seriously thinking this happened does he?

[explodingplant2]

a stuffed animal monkey in a firefighter suit --> this story...

[Nickubus99]

Catfoods was infinitely better. This is lazily done.

[steveorunner]

There's a lot of grippage

[LEON13858]

where did they get a uniform small enough for a monkey.

[wyattda]

The cunting ladder!!!!

[HelterSkelterForum]

catfoodstinksabit did the best version of this about four years ago. HBO removed it.

[fagsshagskebabs]

@HelterSkelterForum

yeah gotta agree catfoods was a lot better

[merricko]

@HelterSkelterForum yeah i saw that a while back his version had me in tears of laughter. Really out of order HBO making him take it down.

[SirPimpinPeacock]

@HelterSkelterForum I miss that video so much.

[thestranger4812]

@HelterSkelterForum

HBO didn't remove shit. Why would they bother taking down other people's work, but not act when some random person uploads their own creation without permission (like this video)?

[HelterSkelterForum]

@thestranger4812 Shows how much you know, you atagonistic little cunt. Drop off your perch. 

[MadSkeelz16]

@thestranger4812 hahahaha You're a fucking idiot !!

[roselake89]

@HelterSkelterForum I used to watch that on a regular basis. The part when they go, "--No time" and drive off always killed me.

[jcmanc72]

Bollo... Ha ha!

[fagsshagskebabs]

look at the state of that fucking head!

[clickclocks]

@fagsshagskebabs It's a cartoon moron.

[fagsshagskebabs]

@clickclocks

i take it you never heard the podcast,

its a catchphrase from the show.

you stupid moaning twat!

[wuttproductions]

@clickclocks no its not....well not originally...these where audio podcasts and they where recently animated...look up karl pilkington HE HAS A HEAD LIKE A FUCKING ORANGE!

[clickclocks]

@wuttproductions That's not what I meant.