Weather Channel Accused of Pro-Weather Bias

[TheJuuchan]

obviously sponsored by the Umbrella Corporation. making zombie mutants is what they WANT you to think. they're actually a pro-weather bias corp which owns over half the umbrella production in the USA. we should act before they buy out the mom and pop umbrella stores and install their monopoly upon all umbrella production in the world!

[nightslayer78]

YOU CAN'T PAY ME TO USE INTERNET EXPLORER!! STOP TRYING TO GET ME TO USE IT!!!

[eleutheromaniac]

replace 'weather' with 'zionism' and you have every major news network ;-)

[SexyFish660]

@eleutheromaniac Paranoid much?

[ahaetulla]

How disgusting. The "Weather Channel" should be ashamed of themselves. You can tell they're biased just from the name. I weep for our nation's future.

[YaMumYaNanYaGran]

The Kinghts Doppler. Ha ha love it!

[SANTORIOBUSTANUT]

They fucked up when they got rid of locals on the eight,

[ancientwisdom2012]

in other news: A consortium of the largest news networks, expressed concern that growing numbers of small & independent media outlets had extreme "Truth bias" or "factual bias", "reporting what actually happened" bias, and the harshest claim of bias yet: the "no propaganda" bias. -- quite shocking. The news companies said they have worked hard to balance this horrible bias by reporting only baseless opinion, fear-based propaganda, and whatever reinforces the status quo.

[flyingspagetti]

I always see onion videos 2 times:

1)The first I pay attention to the reporters and the theme they discuss

2)I read the moving text at the bottom of the screen. It's always hilarious!

[KingOfTheCornChips]

WHY THE HELL IS THIS SO FUNNY?

[MaricaAmbrosius]

The red strip isn't moving, but the clip plays anyway. Kind of like a zombie film.

[Player201410]

OK lets see.. Ancient Kabbalah? Illuminati and those shit.

Nice comedy BTW xD.

[1342Mimi]

How dare they? /never watching the weather channel again/

[maverickmeerkat42]

Lol @ the Knights Doppler

[12qzwx]

cloud elders i knew it

[RaleighChess]

We all know that the weather is a conspiracy by clothing manufacturers to require us to maintain three different sets of wardrobes. One for winter. One for spring and fall. and one for summer.

[KridikJones]

LOL the knights doppler...

[GODZCAMERA]

lmao



[macgeek2004]

@dumpsky

And don't forget how The Onion will be the ONLY EyeStream news outlet to report on the wild Giant Blood Red Beetle attacks 126 years from now! LOL!

[fosterslover]

God, people are stupid, how could anyone think this is real...

If you actually scrutinize other news outlets without loyalties, you'll realize that they are ones who are imbalanced. In most cases, you're lucky if there's more than five minutes of weather coverage in a given hour. The weather channel is telling the stories that the mainstream anti-weather media doesn't want you to know.

[GoblinXXX]

Ah, I thought they were going to accuse the Weather Channel of rooting for the storms. "That tornado absolutely kicked Kansas' ASS!"

[KTVWeather]

Wow. Only 310 million people live in America and there are only 6 billion people in the world.

[l0ves2sp00dge]

who cares....

[ladychamberlainisit]

Isn't it called "The Weather Channel" because they are supposed to report on the weather? Just like @ one point in our lives MTV "used" to play music videos all the time, now cartoon network is going to live action shows that suck. Maybe someone should make an Info-mercial channel, and then just play movies all the time instead.

[dumpsky]

@ladychamberlainisit not getting the satire and then writing a comment on those grounds is probably the most embarrassing thing you can do on youtube. HILARIOUS!!!

[ladychamberlainisit]

@dumpsky Yep, very funny. I think they should do one on cartoon network now, you know, cartoon network? The channel that is "supposed" to be playing cartoons 24hrs a day, but instead found some lame ass reason to play stupid live action shows that only a 20yr old retard could think up. Adult swim is so fkn stupid, just like the weather channel & mtv. Are there any other channels out there that don't play what they are supposed to ? Maybe make a Boxing Channel then play baseball all day

[TakinYoCup]

@ladychamberlainisit ....THE ONION IS FAKE!

[ladychamberlainisit]

@TakinYoCup NO SHIT? REALLY? I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA THE ONION IS FAKE! I think the world already knows that you idiot. They "MAKE FUN" of other channels who aren't doing what they are named for, like " THE WEATHER CHANNEL" they make fun of how they play stupid ass shows all the time instead of reporting the weather. SOB, get some fucking sense before making stupid fucking comments that anyone with "common" sense already knows. btw, comment back and tell me that I am "BEING RUDE".

[TakinYoCup]

@ladychamberlainisit Lol you mad? relax seriously Chill pill all i said was the onion is fake and you have a bitch fit :P coulda got your point across without insulting me / Maybe less caps??

[ladychamberlainisit]

@TakinYoCup No, I'm not mad @ you, I'm mad @ the world, (to the goth freaks out there, see how stupid that sounds?) rofl

[TakinYoCup]

@ladychamberlainisit Im very confused xD

[kdraper2007]

The knights of doppler.. LOL!

[Wraythhmark]

This Onion vs The Weather Channel feud is ridiculous. Keith Olbermann is looking for a job now, I bet he'll end up on the Onion doing an hour of anti-weather propaganda every day. It's getting old!

[snakedemon11]

Omg, it is so true. Not this particular case which is just awesome obnoxious satire, but it is true that people are taking "fairness" and "unbiased" to a whole new obnoxious level that doesn't have to be, they just do it for attention or to feel that they are doing something with their lives. lol, this is a good hilarious representation of what really could end up being created by our modern "fairness" crazies.

[rileyk1998]

dont want to watch the adds click here --------> 0:01

[Ace4929]

its so stupid that its funny

[Tensaiga17]

Sad thing is, it's actually more like that now than they are kidding about

[noentrie]

Dumb people think that Onion is a real news source. Normal people just laugh at the ridiculousness. Smart people actually understand the contemporary satire.

[katsumorymoto]

@noentrie this comment is ridiculous. you actually seem to be supporting TWC's clear weather bias. you're practically bought and sold by the umbrella and sunscreen lobbyists.

I CANT FUCKIN STAND YOUR IGNORANCE ANY GOD DAMN FUCKING LONGER!

I'LL FUCKIN KILL YOU!!! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!!!! RRAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOARRRR!!!!!

poe's law .. u dial 911? ooh now it's gettin INTERESTIN! >:)

[JANUTHEBEST]

Hate ads before Videos !!!!!! Grrrrrr !!!!!

[RightWingCon81]

If this wasn't the onion, I would totally believe that some lib group was bitching about this. It's hard to find constructive things to do with your life when you're an unemployed hippy.

[Dathinkingman]

the cloud elders are watching....

[DillPickleSwimmer]

Thumbs up if after reading this comment, you rewatched the episode to read the tagline at the bottom :)

[codyisnice]

@DillPickleSwimmer I thumbed it down.

[thecapone45]

wow,,, at the end where it said nations pretentious mourn of death of author youve never heard of,,, reallllly reminds me of a few weeks ago on youtube where it was talking about this one woman who died and was an author and im like, "... WHO!????"

[TheCrawler333]

The onion is such a hypocrite. They themselves are pro-comedy biased.

[robi2000]

the Onion makes me want to become a journalist

[SCPH7503]

So THIS is why half the programming is Storm Stories now.

[jonmerifield]

"The Knights Doppler"! Brilliant.

[noodlesmealey]

hey, wha do you mean "tricked'?

[MRdaBakkle]

I'm a 6th generation Knights Doppler.

[tecknotroniks]

I am so frikin mad at the weather channel.

[CricketChapman]

The Cloud Elders

[greptor]

Wow! not just weather any more, the channel has grown up, green house this and green house that. Hotter than it should be, plant growing gases and natural conditions have disappeared and man did this and man did that. Yep sounds like the weather channel has got there liberal agenda on, and now local Obamacast on the 8's

[TheUnconvertible]

FUNNY AS A MOFO! BETTER THAN A NETWORK SITCOM/

[TWCandApple4eva]

If only this was true…

TWC has strayed from weather coverage so much.

[purgruv]

0:41, 0:58 Check The look on his face. You can tell he's trying not crack up...

[MrSafetymeeting]

I'm glad someone finally addressed this. I watch all day,every day and it sucks. They never show any war footage or even mention how the Giants did. Maybe now there will be some changes.

[DistractionCascade]

Don't forget to vote Weathercratic on November 2 people!

[xxVampirePenguinxx]

I hate it when people think the Knights Doppler are bad.

[EddieTheFishReturns]

@xxVampirePenguinxx: The Knights Doppler? The only orders of Knights I am familiar with are the following:

The Knights of the Round Table,

The Knights of the Templar Order,

The Knights Panther,

The Knights who say "Ni",

The Knights of the Brotherhood of Steel,

The Knights of the Garter,

The Knights of the Sleepless Order,

The Knights of Shanghai.

:-) I may have missed a few.

[MRdaBakkle]

@EddieTheFishReturns Of course the poor infidels forget about the Knights Doppler. We are the order you should all be afraid of. We were founded in the 18th century by Benjamin Franklin the only one to reach Head Adiabatic.

[EddieTheFishReturns]

@MRdaBakkle: I was very worried for a minute there, until I re-discovered this page and realised what the comment was about. Good one, you pulled an Onion!

[MRdaBakkle]

@EddieTheFishReturns What do you mean I really am a Knights Doppler :) ONN is awesome!

[jamick84]

Genius! Onion is the best!

[DasGreenCow]

Next, I think they should target PBS news for being pro dry and boring.

[RainbowManification]

I love how they make fun of conspiracy theorist there at the end.

[OfficialSonicFanboy]

The Cloud Elders lol

[hunterthetrainman]

this is a joke lol people take this so serious

[jrock19051]

@7chaydenj1987 its fake retard

[jrock19051]

@7chaydenj1987 its fake u retard

[jrock19051]

@7chaydenj1987 its fake u retard

[gerudgutierrez]

@7chaydenj1987 your a retard

[gerudgutierrez]

@7chaydenj1987 its fake u retard

[skarpzor]

0:01

[tricityladytn]

I think NBC took this seriously. Have you watched "Wake up with Al" lately?

[BrickMan5054]

@tricityladytn they're desperate to report on anything these days.

[kwellerprep]

How about today?

[kaje01]

Is this supposed to be a stab at people who stab at fox news?

[P2000Camaro]

LOL!! Read the scroll at the bottom!! It is hilarious!! "Retired Fidel Castro spends his days happily opressing his grandchildren"

[ToxicOdiousOne]

Always promoting their green climate change agenda. It's annoying.

[ToxicOdiousOne]

They overhyped Hurricane Earl. The floods of death missed their mark.

[aflockofmusic2]

anyone notice they look like brother and sister?

[nopancakemix]

Knights doppler, like knights templar...retards

[1vdog]

Crap umbrella From resident evil!

[blackhat2005]

Oh no... Where all gonna die... 0_o'

[kylrathin]

"Fairness In Media". Yeah, right. Just another bunch of anti-weather liberals who just can't deal with the fact that another viewpoint exists.

[donphonica]

@kylrathin We can't deal with the fact that another viewpoint exists? Dude.. how about the fact that The Weather Channel is CONSTANTLY tossing out pro-weather sentiments. They clearly have a pro-weather agenda, and a complete general disregard of other topics altogether.

And saying that doesn't make anyone "anti-weather" that is a COMPLETELY inappropriate label, and it's totally unnecessary to use that sort of language through a public medium.

[kylrathin]

@donphonica Clearly, your anti-weather bias is showing through with your strawman, ad hominem, and other sophisticated forms of attacks. Look, I deal with weather every day. EVERY DAY. Sometimes it's sunny. Sometimes it's rainy. Sometimes it snows. Sometimes? It's even partly cloudy. This s*!t is real. This isn't a game. Are we to become mole men? And mole women, as well? Is that realistic? Because I can't dig that fast.

[donphonica]

@kylrathin Look, let me clarify what I meant.. I realize that warnings of things like snow DO happen.. I never denied that (although the "partly cloudy" stuff.. lets be real, that's a bit of a stretch.) all I'm saying is that something seems suspicious, and it's the Weather channel. You pro-meteorologists are only damaging the minds of citizens who fall victim to your agenda. We as Americans should be able to view ALL sides of the truth, not just some pro-weather agenda.

Hahaha

[Darusdei]

@donphonica No. What some of you Americans such as yourself should do, is to stay in school...

[RYDERkN]

@kylrathin you got one thing wrong, the pro weather people are the liberals

politics... they just fuck everything up

[lespaulguy32]

This is bullshit.

[big3pats4lyfe]

Regardless of what she says the weather channel has gone down the drain completely!!!!!!!!! I've been a weather channel viewer since 2000 and since then its at its worst right now.

[lordbrixo]

Ha! this woman must be really dumb.

[TheA340guy]

@lordbrixo it's not real.

[Gormaoul]

real and straight

[roze08]

I WANA LIVE IN THAT WORLD LOL THESE VIDEOS RULE LOL HILARIOUS TO THE MAX.

[allwittynamestaken]

lol "the knight's doppler"

[yopeeps9]

It's ALL fake

[LittlPussi]

Yawn. Only the title is good.

[DEMONX212]

Love this!!! Seen the movie, got the app on the Droid, and now subscribing on youtube. And the crazy shit is, its all real but just possed as paradies

[TheElementalrocker1]

@DEMONX212 dude there's a newspaper too, i got while i was in new york once!

[sdog141414]

hahaha

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[drmayo65]

This has to be one of the best episodes.

[kingricky71]

it is kind of true if you ask me

[ADYHAX]

@kingricky71 especially in the umbrella industry

[happymarik]

wait is this realll???

[ADYHAX]

@happymarik you have got to be fucking shitting me

[PumaOPumaOPumaO]

@happymarik

YA

[TrueForlornhope]

hilarious as always the knights Doppler lol

[jrpink13]

OMG fuck these captions I can understand it perfectly fine.

[adi1096]

@jrpink13

Click the CC button and they go away.

[mjmegafan223]

Lol I thought at the end the dude was gonna say now to the weather or sunthib like that

[xXUnboxingzVideosXx]

news movie in europe, the onion movie in america people.Then come and see this news xD.Loved the apple wheel laptop, 20 min battery life and 8gb 2000 dolars xD so funny

[revolt1492]

It's insidious!!

[deathhell02]

Those weather channel bastards i want different news other than weather!!!

[hateutoo100]

The Knights Doppler. Lmfao!

[swissirish1]

Fucking Night Dopplers, i knew it all along

[MisterSir2]

lol the Nights Doppler :)

[AscottW]

HAHAHA! "the Cloud Elders, the Knights Doppler.."

[scbluesman13]

As long as the The Onion Network tricks 1 person into thinking it's real, they've done their job splendidly =P

[SoupIsMoney]

@scbluesman13 As a matter of fact, the Chinese state run newspaper in Beijing believed the Onion's article "Congress had threatened to move out of Washington unless a fancy new Capitol was built" was real and published it back in '02.

[fishgul69]

@scbluesman13 don't you love it!

[reddiredd1]

Funny

[dragonfly8756]

maybe americans arent all stupid

[WinOrFailProducts]

@dragonfly8756

Only most of us. Those who aren't make stuff like this to make fun of the idiots.

[dragonfly8756]

@WinOrFailProducts correct me if i am wrong, but as having contact (though limited) with americans would you say that your 'fellows' are overly earnest and immune to irony?

[1gucci71]

Haha congratulations themanofthefuture you are famous. I looked up this vid because some one informed me of your stupidity. I think we should let him figure it out. Funnier than the whole vid is your hate speech of legitimacy.

[RoboTekno]

smooth jazz

[Micmacimus]

BAHA the nights doppler... hehehe... man these guys are amazing actors...

[wfb975t]

this is comedy at its best!

[MrShom42]

@TheManofthefuture101 the onion is fake news.

[abkleo]

@MrShom42 that guy's seriousness just makes me laugh XDDDD

[mikejoemarrs]

@TheManofthefuture101 It's a fake news channel. The stories are as well.

[mcconaughy26]

@TheManofthefuture101 hahahahahahaha

[renediffie]

@TheManofthefuture101 AHAHA! How could you not realise this was a joke?

[VitaNuovaRevolution]

@TheManofthefuture101 Man of the Future, huh? Doesn't ONN report news from the future, through their wormhole satellite? Don't blame us, mate, it's from your day, not ours.

[ZippityBeans]

@TheManofthefuture101 are you a total doofus, or what?

[TheManofthefuture101]

@ZippityBeans

You like this fake news then your a ******* idiot. If you beleive such things reported by these guys then you fail because i'm one of the people who are more mature people who dis fake news and critics

[scoobyrds]

@TheManofthefuture101 Don't criticize people if you can't spell.

[fuckingcumification]

@scoobyrds And your a dumbshit!

[scoobyrds]

@fuckingcumification *you're

[ralykSNtepnatS]

@TheManofthefuture101 Not sure how many people have replied to this to tell you, but I will too. :) The Onion isn't real, it's all just to be funny! Read the other comments and you'll see!

[SGSHADOWOD]

@TheManofthefuture101 Just take your comment off of Youtube. You're embarrassing the world with this shit.

[TheManofthefuture101]

@SGSHADOWOD

No because this is the truth about Fake news if you hate that channel then don't watch it!!

it is comming out of your hard earned money just to watch cable tv and to watch this on the internet

[SullyIsPrime]

@TheManofthefuture101 im guessing they dont have comedy in the future

[legomation24]

@TheManofthefuture101 Wow your an idiot, this is a JOKE. A JOKE. GET IT THROUGH YOUR BIG FAT HEAD ITS A GOD DAMN PARODY! I swear what happened to the humor in America?

[AndrooUK]

@legomation24 "I swear what happened to the humor in America?"

It had humour?! The hundreds of identical sitcoms could have fooled me...

[bassmzero]

@TheManofthefuture101 I just wanna say... you and 15 other people have made me ROFL

[MICHAELJONSTON]

@TheManofthefuture101

HAHAHAHA XD

Come on everyone, point your fingers at the retard child and laugh! XD