opie's eye - Randy Couture chokes out Jim Norton

[MrTwat144]

I swear this guy gets choked out on every video lmao

[TrentUGA]

We miss you Patrice. "Don't start jerking off now!" What a funny motherfucker.

[529Jiub]

lolz jim norton is a douche

[SilverHaze284]

dont stop choke the ass hole.

[sOdonzOo]

wtf does this guy get put into random holds by every fighter lol

[infinity7231]

man if only randy coulda held that for about 2 minutes he'd be doin us all a favour

[hondaciviccoupe10]

Randy Couture is know as one of the nicest guys in MMA. Very respectful. BUT the look on his face as he choked Jim Norton was scary. I've never seen him look like that before.

[permos12345]

1:22 for infinite Randyrape.

[charvelgtrs]

Norton is one sexy man, huh?

[Vigda03]

Rip Patrice !

[canadianscot06]

I wish Jesse Ventura did that.

[RealLifeOmen]

Patrice.. XD

[pellypates]

he really does look like a lump of clam meat that grew legs and blinky eyes

[djsensounds]

jim norton is a real sport haha

[cottodabodykill]

the look on randys face man ... you know he'd think nothing to snap a dudes neck if it came down too it .. just no remorse no pain no amusment .. just let me choke this guy out then we'll go from there .. stone cold killer

[dynodin81]

HAA LOL!!!!!! 

[therealwarrking]

Where was the choked out part of the vid?

[macheetah49]

@therealwarrking you afraid pussy ....I will choke you out bitch

[BRADROCK]

@mongolenpup hahhahahahaah

[spinape]

If norton wasn't a comic genius, he would just be bobo getting chocked out!

[GodGivesGoodHead]

Choking out implies choking one out of consciousness. This was just him choking Jim.

[Kingofdaheavyweights]

I LOVE IT MAN. GOOD AND FUNNY SHIT. YOUR BRAVE. =)

[IronAries101]

wonder what kind of watch randy is wearing

[rezwanborja]

I could only wish to be half the man Randy Couture is...

[1Pantikian]

@rezwanborja Get out and do pushups and shit lol. You'll be surprised at how fast you can improve

[Netlocd]

Norton is a weak and annoying little fuck anyway who has nothing but a big mouth.

[yellowsneakers234]

That blank look the Randy had while he was choking Norton was pretty scary. That's the look of someone that's about to kill u.

[ChickMagnet1219]

is that the guy from the expendables?

[772117]

@ChickMagnet1219 the guy ? that is randy couture he is a legend where have you been living ?

[ClarkRandomness]

@ChickMagnet1219 yup

[jaspers107]

@ChickMagnet1219 Yep and he was also a UFC fighter.

[SilentMelody04]

That man can come to my house and choke me anytime

{and any way}

[chris03653837]

RANDY COUTURE, A LEGEND!!!!

[Marz916]

RANDY COUTURE - The cure for insomnia.

[lasneh]

''Don't start jerking off now'' LMAO!

[dmp220]

@lasneh haha XD

[jonnyv1nj]

Haha Jims the punching bag

[Sambuca6178]

Too bad he didn't snap that prick's neck right off his head. Then we wouldn't have to hear him run his mouth anymore.

[tumbipanther]

Press 6 repeatedly for jim smackn his lips, gett'n em ready to suck some crack heads cock:)

[arpolino]

Jim Norton is a FAG and an IDIOT!

[puddlemonster15]

@arpolino Tell us how you really feel.

[kaboom696]

jim ur a mad cunt

[takumisensei]

JIM is fucking awesome man! Dude get's beaten up by mma pro's for us to have good laugh's. THUMBS up JIMINATOR!!

[sparda9060]

choke holds is basically you pulling the power plug to your brain, it has to shut down. use the bicep to press against the jugular vein that pumps blood to your brain and blocks the blood flow and you black the fuck out lol never volunteer to be choke, you could suffer brain damage based on the seconds you are blacked out.

[FireRazor1]

@sparda9060 It's not so bad, it's much worse to have your lights shut off from a punch. That brain rattling damage is silly. I'm sure it can't be good to go out in any method though, so I'm sure your right.

[ChesterDoraemon]

not that hard to choke out that tiny bag of fat. would be like squeezing toothpaste out of a tube. try that choke against the great khali and see what happens.

[InAntWeTrust]

Machida called...he's not impressed

[06livefast]

@InAntWeTrust hahaha, the bottom of his foot is unphased.

[ANYNMYS2010]

@InAntWeTrust lol



[thirteenfingers]

Laughed my arse off.

Honestly the "wow!" moment sums up rear naked chokes perfectly.

Until someone grips you in your first rear naked there's honestly no way you can imagine what it feels like to have the pressure come on to the sides of your neck like that.

The downward movement tips your head slightly and immobilises it and then everything just shuts down. It's a truly incredible feeling that's difficult to describe but when he said "wow"... I knew he understood.

[mondaywar]

"uhhhhh-ebbaway, wow!"

[SuperiorNizzle]

His face is priceless after he taps the first time.

[BehindPaleBlueEyes]

OK to swallow now, Jimmy.

[Ninety9Soulz]

There's NOTHING you can do to get out of that..if you're me LOL

[WillyWobSk8in]

@Smokeallday47 they arent interviewers, they're comedians... you cant shut them up

[flatlinerking]

1:20 theres nothing your gonna do to get out of that ....... if your anybody

if a choke is in that deep tapping is your only option

[terrorblade70]

why the hell are you ppl calling him a fag just because he made that sound ? you do realize he's trying to be funny because its a fuckin radio show. relax, breathe and think before you speak people.

[yodda777]

randy couture chokes whole america :D

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[deuceswild76]

HEEL TO GROIN BEFORE YOU SEE BLACK>

[Hrko1992]

@deuceswild76 some martial artists can retract their testicles into the inguinal canal and then their ballsack is empty. So heel to groin might not allways work

[zarthered]

@Hrko1992 Wow, i don't know whether to be impressed or disgusted by that.

[railroadtrash09]

The bigger the mouth=bigger the bitch! Radio and TV host are the countries biggest punks...

[CoolerKing37]

@BroWhatever2 Shaddup, faggot.

[fyte4luv808]

randy took a shyt only once in his life.. he called it chuck norris

[The0extra0guy]

@fyte4luv808 haha I love you

[stewiedog01]

I wish Randy did choke that bug-eyed scrotum head.

[CinemaBiohazard]

Tonight on Jimcy, MD: "He made me sound like a little girl, Saaam!"

[machetephil1]

"theres nothing your going to do to get out of that.. if your me"

[bassivity]

wtf, this is not being chocked out, just choked.

[mrrogue72]

I wish he choked out that little douchbag.

[AFitz1174]

"Wow thats effective, would you do that again?!" Other Radio Host: "Dont start jerkin off now" "No im not."

[BJZnRPZ]

norton only likes when a woman with an adams apple does it to him at a rest stop.

[DoWorkNP]

@BJZnRPZ Why you so curious bro? If you want some just ask i'll hook you up.

[ahk408essj]

Kenny couldn't do shit ( unless he pulls his gat from his depends).

[hollyhillearly]

hey sk8forlife how bout you shut tha fuck up! if what this vid is called pisses you off that much go jerkoff in ur own mouth. maybe that will make u act like something else than a fuck stick. ur a fuckin buger eater if this is all you half to do. talkin shit about something thats so meaningless. fuck off fuck face!!!!!!!!!!!

[sk8forlife90]

@hollyhillearly your a buger eater if you got to get so offended by what people fucking say, i bet could kick your ass half to death anyways faggot so shut the fuck up when you talk to your master bitch.

[DoWorkNP]

LMFAO!!!! The last couple seconds of the video made me spit up my water.

[BJZnRPZ]

@DoWorkNP were you drinking pond water because i seen a ton of tadpoles in they creamy viscus.

[jadedmastermind]

Jimmy sounds like a bullfrog as he's getting choked.

[heluvspringnsd]

I would LOVE to get choked out by Randy Couture! ;)

[boebr1]

Sometimes I think a facial tic has a Jim Norton

[jakeshred]

he didn't choke him out, he just choked him...

[miguelitosanchez]

@jakeshred No shit. Thanks for the useless post.

[SEMICHUCK]

jimmy's choking sound would make a great ringtone!

[sk8forlife90]

chokes out means he's OUT, as in LIGHTS OUT, unconscience. randy didn't choke him out you dumbass, he just choked him. you are a idiot who knows nothing about fight, you sir fail.

[miguelitosanchez]

@sk8forlife90 What weight class do you fight in Mr. MMA?

[leglion]

If you look into Randy's eyes...just for a split second it looks like he doesn't want to stop.

[styx85]

He wasn't even close to choking him out. Being choked out implies passing out, which takes longer than half a second.

[bigtruckseriesreview]

Jesse Ventura could have done it better !

[BrendanIsCool]

when lil yimmy passes away from AIDS, he'll look like 0:48

[consywonsy]

kuwait wow

[rozzalenda123]

@consywonsy what?

[billbarton63]

Damn, Jimmy starting tapping out before he even had the choke in place.

[LeighMcGrath]

"EEEUUUGGGHHHHH I'm done."

[HeIIoHater]

randy like trying to teach them and their all just talken, STFU and left randy speak .

[rezmoneynwkubs]

@HeIIoHater its a radio show, filled with comics. its not going to be quiet in there.

[xwarchildx]

Randy is baddest mofo out there

[robertlamb1967]

@xwarchildx RANDY is a faggot yes sad to say it but he likes to suck dicks most mma dudes smoke cock thats why they rollaround for 15 minutes with ass and cock in the face .and when you do see blood the corner man makes a small cut so one little love tap starts gushing blood I SAY THE ONLY REAL SPORT IS MENS ICE SCATEING AND GYMNASTICS THEY EAT BOWLS AND BOWLS OF PUSSY. FUCK MMA THE FAGGOT SO CALLED SPORT ;-) THEEE AS THE GREAT Jimmy norton would say OPIE AND ANTHONY XM 202 O&A RULE

[weepaul666]

@robertlamb1967 the ironic thing here is that you come across as the biggest, whiney pussy ever. honestly, if your user name didnt say robert in it, i woulda assumed you were a girl. you need to chill out, little man. im guessin you dont get a whole lot of pussy, if any, so you vent your frustration anonymously on the internet

[robertlamb1967]

@weepaul666 IT WAS joke BAD JOKE JUST CHILL OUT LIL MAN!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW THE FUCK do you take me for real ? i said mens ice scateing and gymnastics are a real mans sportthat was the BAD joke. and you say i post it anonymously?? i use my FIRST & LAST NAME AND MY BIRTH YEAR YOU post as weepaul you are the whiney PUSSY THAT vents frustration anonymously so FUCK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY . MMA RULES ALONG WITH OPIE& ANTHONY, LIL JIMMY NORTON and MR Dana White . hows that mr anonymous or weepaul

[weepaul666]

@robertlamb1967 Yes, I post as weepaul. Thats my nickname, retard. So hows that anonymous? lol haha, and it seems as though you're the one needing to chill out. Haha, you're pissed the fuck off! XD

[weepaul666]

@robertlamb1967 And you dont like mma. You're using ice "scateing" (spelling fail! lol!) and gymnastics as if to say they're manlier than mma. You're pissed the fuck off, man. I get it. You're a middle aged man that doesnt get any pussy, so you vent your sexual frustration out on anyone you can. LOL

[robertlamb1967]

@weepaul666 weepaul i see you are in the UNITED KINGDOM ! have you ever viseted amsterdam and smoked that weed and hash? i want to visit and get stoned but i need hotel info i want a place just across from a coffee/weedhouse

i do like MMA i was just makeing a BAD JOKE for people that listen to that radio show opie and anthony if you havent heard them you may like the humor they have if you get paltalk on wednesdays girls show tits for whip em out wednesdays it is almst 2:00am here so 7:00 4u

[ChynaVsPotato]

Are wind pipe chokes legal in UFC?

[LemonNation]

@ChynaVsPotato Hands or forearms across the trachea is banned. Although if you incorrectly apply a guillotine or north south choke it becomes a wind pipe choke and some guys will tap from it. Some old school UFC guy once submitted his opponent with a school yard headlock, but basically anything that isn't a blood choke doesn't really work in high level mma anymore.

[Pipistrello]

Oh gutteral Jim.

[Pipistrello]

I heard that live but didn't get to see the vid until just now. CLASSIC footage.  Jimmy's sweet little "tea and finger sandwiches" tap out was hilarious.

[RssMMA]

Randy infecting people with zombie chokes

[7xrepiv]

he says uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggghhhhh airway. lol

[Biggshownob]

Im not saying i wouldn't do the same exact thing.... but damn that was funny. He didn't even try to hold on for 1 second longer but ehh..... i dont blame him

[esperanza31288]

lol look how big he is compared to jimmy... i wanna see lesnar or carwin next to jimmy...

[JeffHatfield]

*gurgle gurgle* wow!!!

jimmy ,you da man!!kick coutures ass

[kelleyfunnylady]

Poor lil Jimmy.

[minddia]

Funny :)

[studwelll1991]

HAHAH thats freakin hilarious dude!! me and my gf were just bustin up at it on tv wile were stoned LOLLL

[ASTRUBAL1334]

@studwelll1991 who cares if you are a damn junkie..

[Liddy567]

Another boring UFC interview? Let me guess there must have been 50 thousand jokes about how tough he is?

[iluvdogshit]

As Chip Chipersen, looks like he can't breeve or somethin'...

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[jonnychadootz]

@iluvdogshit

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Chip I hate u!!!!!!!

[AlmightyBrazil]

another victory for Randy

[rankarandas]

randy the living SUPERMAN

[jdlempi]

I think that was the sound of not being a man. Poor Jimb.

[chaset51]

@jdlempi dude. Randy is a fucking UFC hall-of-famer...Jim is a comedian. lmao most men on this planet would have a hard time in one of Randys chokeholds

[TalkingWithMeRADIO]

@jdlempi not being a man right? hmm ok all call Randy and ask him to do the chocker on you will see what youl do

[sitnasedordnas]

Jim's first reverse orgasm?

[viceGTO]

Christ....damn banana hands.

[kanguesso]

@viceGTO Hahaha reminded me of a similar line like that from "Shallow Hal" by Jack Black. Funny shit.

[viceGTO]

@kanguesso haha, that's actually where I got it from.

[kanguesso]

@viceGTO Hahahahaha I fucking Knew it. lol

[pablow2310]

hahaha i remember the first time i got chocked, i did the same face

[demo3456]

lol lil jimmy had to do it twice

prolly the first time he didnt pay some1 for it

[crimsonflare506]

lmao awesome.

[wd2son]

WOW

[JacksInn]

EEEEEEEEUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH!

[DeathstarGalactica]

That was great.

[Calsummersishere]

Jim Norton can be funny, but goddamn that is one ugly guy.

[Sage6058]

Awesome video! Lil' Yimmy is a trooper!

[evaunit73]

WHAT HAPPENDED?

[shedgen0]

i LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE lil jimmy

[OGdbleE]

Damn Jimmy looks awful I thought he was into working out now.

[BornIntoTheGrave]

I hate it when someone is trying to explain something and others talk in-between, & loudly. Couldn't understand anything! Next time let one person explain first. Other than that it seemed funny.

[timm63]

If they ever do the Don Rickles story Jimmy would be perfect he looks like a young Don! I think XM should give Jim and Patrice their own show the two together would be hilarious and it would be better to have more live stuff on the virus than all the replays ( I do love the replays cuz I miss the show sometimes) Jimmy and Patrice just have great chemistry together and Jimmy is probably the best interviewer I have ever heard period!

[bodrie4]

why was everyone yappin so loud you cant even hear randy.

[vegasadventures]

has anyone ever seen Randy's Heavyweight champion belt? check it out on my site. Last video. Signed gloves too!

[sn00py500]

Wow that's a great video...And then what happened?

[Uzuchiha08]

The dude with the Triple H shirt just got in the wrong sport.

[scott090919]

I got Wind choked just yesterday. like dan hardy says tapping sucks it's better to go to sleep and keep dignity

[BabyFawnLegs]

jimmy's looking really thin

[PerlePictures]

Hey Op...what software do you use to edit that Flip footage with? The cunting footage is such a pain in the ass to work with. IT STINKS...AND I DON'T LIKE IT!

[jargainjones]

Love randy. Wonder what its like to walk around knowing no one can kick your ass. That must be pretty awesome.

[BigHits4Twenty]

Hopefully Randy does this to James Tony.

[codgus]

Ha ha ha ha... I peed... That erghghghgh sound little yimmy made was pitiful and funny. I would have made the exact same sound.

[CelticPoison]

HAHAHA! The fuckin sounds he makes being choked, dude I fuckin love Couture!

[dethconcept]

Hershey.

[pokermon87]

damn he was out in a second

[heav0777]

Oh Lil Jim!

[Demendred1605]

I wish Patrice wouldn't feel weird bout hanging out at the show all the time. Hes radio gold.

[Obierock09]

e-rock has 6 necks

[livevil1989]

You gota nice back boy.

[gencrocop]

lol

[guitaristguy20]

LIKE!

[TheSkrtel37]

This dude is hilarious, who is he? Not Randy, the other guy?

[carlosHjrzz]

@TheSkrtel37 thats jim norton

[Takerkid14]

@TheSkrtel37 It's Jim Norton, comedian (and Tranny lover) extraordinaire!

[dbeezycentex]

see the way he tucked his gum under his tongue at :18??? BOOOOOOOING!

[dbeezycentex]

YouTube pool on EXACTLY what point in this video first started to pop a rod............I got :18