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  • Being gay isn't wrong; I honestly don't care if you are gay. But truth be told, it's pretty weird.

  • @xcoibyx hmmm. Not sure why you think being gay is a little weird. For the record, I'm not gay, but that doesn't make that commercial less funny. Now, being gay is something we find in all creatures. Animals and humans alike have variations in sexual preference. Why do you think that is weird? We have varying height, skin color, intelligence, strength, eye color. You name it. Most of the traits we have vary wildly from human to human, why would our sexual preference be any different?

  • @terjeber It doesn't contribute to the propagation of our species and it's gross to me. You don't have to agree. This is my opinion. Being gay is fucking weird. TO ME.

  • @xcoibyx hmmmm. So propagation is the goal? Would you then say it is pretty weird to be infertile? Is it pretty weird to be single? I am not saying that you are wrong, just that your opinion is not thought through and based on irrational emotion. If you want to let emotion and not rational thought direct your life that is OK, but it is extremely weird and more than a little dumb. That is my opinion, and I think you might agree with it. Emotions are not what should rule your life. Logic is better

  • @terjeber Fuck, dude. I just think it's weird. Anal sex is gross in my OPINION. You don't have to like it. Don't tell me how to live my life. I already said I'm cool with gays, you just will never catch me doing that shit. I couldn't care less what you think is dumb. You can go suck a dick.

  • @xcoibyx Sorry, I didn't mean to offend. I hadn't realized that you were the only person in the world who was allowed to have an opinion on something. I shall remember that for later.

  • Yea...you were being kind of an ass to xcoibyx...

  • @caliguy92 No, I was not being an ass to him. He was acting like a homophobic retard from the 1830s. Sorry, but blasting "niggers" and "faggots" for being black and having a different sexual orientation than most of us is mental retardation of the lowest level.

  • But he wasn't being homophobic...he just thinks it's "weird", as in different...I'm gay and I have straight friends that don't care that I'm gay and but just think it's "weird" as in different...it isn't homophobia...plus, he didn't say anything about black people so it doesn't make sense for you to bring race into the issue...just my opinion...But I guess in Western Europe, it's impossible to not be homophobic and think that gays are different...but we ARE different...

  • "Emotions are not what should rule your life. Logic is better" lol Honestly, if you said that to me, I would punch your gut...

  • @caliguy92 Wow. You would punch my gut for stating the obvious? Are you one of those hysterical individuals who allow your emotions to run your life? Are you offended when someone points out that your logic is flawed or non-existent? In that case I pity you since you then actually are one of those absurd gay caricatures.

  • Of course I am, totally...I'm your typical, overly emotional, irrationale, nonsensible, illogical, unstable and unbalanced, "flamming" stereotype *rolls eyes* You are just the WORST type of stubborn asshole you realize that? Just because people think differently than you and your brain can't seem to possibly understand, fathom, nor comprehend their way of thinking or belief system doesn't give you the right to call them irrational, stupid, and close-minded...for YOU are ignorant and close-minded

  • Fucking gays human garbage

  • @jjj50349 it is sad that you are gay and that you are afraid of telling your friends and family. Don't worry, your mom will still love you after you tell her you are gay. Too bad your dad won't, but the way your dad has been loving you is illegal anyway, so you should be glad.

  • Awww. I feel for the poor little guy. But, they get the same reaction when someone uses a condom. They come to the road block and can't get through.

  • 32 people went in the wrong way.

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  • Long time viewer, first time responder. To @terjeber, you realize that this is just a silly little video clip. Right?! @GreenSunThe Fur is right, you should seek professional help to deal with your indentity issues. All the anger/hate is unhealthy. BTW...maybe you should use a spell checker before posting comments. Seriously.

  • @reberletichjr Sigh. I don't have any identity issues. I am straight, father of one and happy about it. At the same time, I am also strongly in favor of treating all human beings like a human being. I don't care if you are gay, straight bi, yellow, white or black. Everybody is a person, no matter what color, gender or sexual orientation.

    Sadly, the narrow.minded gay-bashers, KKK members and other nazi style types disagree. They want to treat people differently. Which one are you?

  • @reberletichjr btw, can you be specific about my spelling mistakes?

  • I took 2 minutes to understand the ad. Very clever.

  • toxic.no/work/europride.toxic This is the page of the productors of the video

    Credits:

    Design And Animation: Rune Spaans

    Editing: Knut A. Helgeland

    Logo Design And Animation: Colin McMahon

    Music: Verdens Sterkeste Mann

    but it doesn't appear any song with that name

    soooo want this song!!!

  • Aw bless lol!

  • missundaztood :/

  • What is the name to the song at the end???!!!

  • Lol, very funny! Loved it

  • I liked that llittle music at thje end! =)

  • Awesome add!!!

  • hahaha the best

  • What's the song's name at the end?

  • Im not proud to be gay... Because fastivals like this. I will never go to a gay fastival, parade or thinks like that. I hate it... -.-

  • @GreenSunTheFur - You should not be proud to be gay, I am not proud to be straight. You should be proud to be who you are. If that includes having taken a stands in relationship to your sexuality, that should make you proud. A lot of people do not have the courage. Mostly due to the ignorance of idiots who thinks being gay is wrong.

  • @terjeber ,

    Well, everyone here know about my sexuality. But its so difficult to find a relationship. Im looking for the real love, but i cant find it because everyone want only sex.

  • @terjeber ,

    Jup, i stay at home and are heatly. You must have Aids i think.. sop go to hell an die. 

  • @GreenSunTheFur - wow, you really have some serious issues. Try to talk to your health care provider and ask if they can hook you up with a good psychiatrist. He has to be good though, because your issues are really serious. Alternatively you can, of course, shoot your self in the head and thus make the world a better place.

  • @terjeber ,

    Jup jup... Only you have to know it ;)

  • @GreenSunTheFur Then shuy up and do t go,with you or with out the festival will take place, dont worry NO ONE WILL MISS YOU,stay at home LOL hahhahhahahaaa

  • @GreenSunTheFur I completely agree with you!

  • @GAXAJeelof , Thaaaank you! :D

  • haaha lol f*cking gay...

  • ya gay guy here ... that wasn't very funny.

  • LMAO, that was hella funny.

  • who sing this sobg ''come boys and dance with me'' ? anybody knows?

  • As sperm said to each other on the way up the back. Stop the boys !!!!, we wade in a shitstorm ....lol

  • jajaj muy gracioso

  • come on boys and dance with me hahaha who is the singer?

  • norway is gay

  • xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LOL, that was awesome

  • LMFAO

  • this definitely isn't an ad for safe sex

  • It would've been funnier if it had actually found a piece of shit and was trying to fertilize it.

  • @frcluc lol, but that'd be going WAY too far on their part, but this is a funny, yet sad commercial of truth X,x

  • I dont know if I'm suddenly bipolar or something but this actually made me feel really bad for the sperm because they dont have long life spans and it tried sooo hard. Actually I feel really bad for all sperm... they try so hard. I dont know which is worse being splooged into a sock and never even having a chance or trying so hard when only one ends up surviving and that doesnt even always happen. I think I might swear off sex entirely now...

  • @Anaprince hahaha i felt stupid for thinking that too lol bc he beat all of the other sperm and now hes in a desolate gastrointestinal system where hes gunna die alone. =( poor little guy

  • @whosPEEDRO Its just soo sad. lol. I told one of my friends at work about this and he thinks I'm crazy lol :)

  • I dont get this either...how is this funny?

  • Somebody fooled that poor sperm. It's in a rectum.

  • It is a sperm. It is looking for something. What do you think it might be looking for? Now, what reasons do you think there may be for it not finding what it is looking for?

  • I didn't understand :S

  • @WesternPuchuu those white worms are sperms wich are floating in the....lol

  • ahahahahahahah!!!so goooood!!!!ahahahah!!!

  • This is freaking hilarious...poor little sperm, please use a condom next time.Lol

  • Thank you for proving to the entire world that you do not even have enough brains to utter something original and interesting. Only brainless sheep quote books, and only quote books, when they "debate".

    Thanks for proving that if you have a brain, the only way you can become a devout Christian such as your self is to first remove said brain.

  • Oh, and as I said - your Jesus could not possibly be the Messiah since he was NOT of the lineage of David. Your entire religion is based on a moronic oversight. Not terribly surprising of course, the religion was invented by ignorant sheep herders.

  • Ha, ha! Funny!

  • aww...i feel sorry for the lil sperm ^^

  • and education cures the belief in Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy and Jesus.

  • @hustlandflow21

    I love it when uneducated morons like you PROVE that there is no difference between you and the retarded suicide bombers that hit the WTC. You should all be locked up for the safety of the rest of the world.

    Get an education and you will stop being retarded.

  • @terjeber

    Corinthians 6:910 as follows:

    Do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived! Fornicators, idolaters, adulterers, male prostitutes, sodomites, thieves, the greedy, drunkards, revilers, robbers—none of these will inherit the kingdom of God.

    thanks for calling me a moron, I love you for that...may GOD bless you..

    eat and drink the FLESH and BLOOD of JESUS

    REPENT and LIVE

    JESS loves YOU

  • Here are some tidbits for you:

    Jesus was not of David's tribe and therefore he can not possibly have been the Messiah. Joseph, Jesus' adoptive father was of David's tribe, but Joseph was NOT Jesus' father. Mary was NOT of David's tribe either.

  • @terjeber sooo, your saying that not wanting to have sex with another man, and also believing in something greater than yourself constitutes equivalance to retardation??? interesting, to say the least

  • @Soowoo2006 No, I am not saying that not wanting to have sex with another man constitutes mental retardation, how on earth did you get that from what I wrote? Mental retardation? I do not, for example, want to have sex with another man, but I also couldn't care one way or another who has sex with each other in a consensual manner.

    As for believing in absurdities that can not possibly be true, yes, that constitutes a form of mental retardation.

  • @hustlandflow21 You are again showing your ignorance. Jesus was not at all from the line of David. Check your self. It isn't hard.

  • @hustlandflow21

    lol-only latent homos seek out these videos so they can IGNORANTLY rant about their religion.. FYI-if you're a Christian, you know Jesus NEVER said a WORD about homosexuality. Sex with men is soooo normal for me. Try it. Or have you???

  • @judd1157 Right... I believe the bible said that forsaking the unnatural was the sin... therefore, if jud1157 were to have sex with a woman, it would be unnatural, and, dare I say it, *sinful*. :) C'est la vie.

  • HAHAHA.... Great one. Poor sperm, all alone and lost.

  • hvaaa??????????????????

  • Bwahaha!

  • that was great

  • omg

  • I lol'd.

  • whats the song

  • Hahaha! I love this festival it is right during when my birthday is it is always fun lots of things to do... it sure is good to be in Olso! :)

  • lmao

  • hahah What a pity sperm!

    hahah but i love to load into ass hahah

    XD XD

  • Christianplague7 posts a comments (which he then removes, being too chicken to stand by his words). The second sentence in his comment is "Let's take it logically". After that he starts rambling about God and stuff.

    Hey, Christian, you can't put Logical and childish superstition in the same sentence. Stick to your childish superstition, you have all the right, but don't go around thinking your superstition is logic. It is still superstition.

  • Yeah... Fucking retarded christians...

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  • One of the funniest ads ever!

  • One of the funniest ads ever!

  • I think it's funny... LOL

  • Maybe we should film your ass for that

  • Not if you beat me to it. I'm sure you have quite a head start hahaha.

  • I don't like guys, I like girls. I do on the other hand have a sense of humor. I would suggest you try to purchase one somewhere they may be fore sale.

    In the mean time, get over your childish homophobia and grow up.

  • what song

  • VERY FUNNY...WEH HEHEHE

  • THAT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR OR BECAUSE YOU ARE DUMB. Since you have to write with all caps, we can assume the latter.

  • haha.. i get it its funny and im straight lol.. how do u no its not a girls ass? tell them that then they'd think its funny

  • lol

  • Aaaaaaw, poor little sperm! It looked so lost.

  • what is the song at the end?

  • Ah, yet another fag hating homo who is too scared to come out of the closet. Don't worry dude, it is the new millennium, nobody laughs at you gays any more. You make excellent hair stylists and interior decorators.

    Do your self a favor, come out of the closet.

  • Quit being such a homophobephobe.

  • Hillarious xD

  • HAHAHAHA

     thats pretty funny! poor little sperm!!

  • lmao...aw i tht poor little sperm

  • Oh I actually felt sorry for the poor little sperm, and I am gay!

  • hahahahahha

  • lol funny

  • This video is funnier:

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  • Zomg.

  • Neat, however the concept is a direct copy of a comic by Ralf Koenig.

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  • Aww, I actually felt quite sorry for it lol

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  • I remember the CG being showcased in a 3D modelling forum - there's actually a missing bit at the end where the sperm tries to enter a piece of corn, repeatedly bashing into it! I think the commercial was cancelled in the end, unfortunately.

    When I first saw this it took me a while to get the joke :)

  • lol awesome

  • Lol :P

  • Does anyone know the name of this song!!??? I love IT!

  • come boys dance with me!(8) : D

    tell me the end song!! pleaseee! ^^

    xD

  • i want the song at the end!

  • vad fan, den var bra

  • Lol!

  • simply cool!!!!

  • omg i LOVE that! Very nice animation too! ^^

  • Heh heh..."The Little Sperm That Could...Or Couldn't."

  • fking great song! jajaja

  • ahahahah...funny...

  • haha reminds me of a joke!

    what did one gay sperm say to the other?

    how are we gonna find an egg in all this shit! (you've prolly heard that before)

  • That means that you are gay right? I mean, people who hate gays enough to want to fuck them must be gay too, right?

    Research shows that people who hate gays are actually closet homosexuals. You should come out. Nobody will hate you just because you are gay.

  • jajjajajaja que gracioso

  • pleaseee tell me the end song!!!

    "came on boys dance with me...!"

    :D

  • poor little sperm. "where the hell is the egg? hello? helooooo?"

  • haha jack gibson u fucking queer

  • i love it hahahaa

  • What if that was you?

  • omg awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Very funny, poor sperm is all confussed.

  • Very funny! ;0)

  • if someone owns the song at the end,then tell it me please.

    I NEED IT!!!! xD

  • lol does anyone else feel sad for the serm?

  • Fucking hilarious!

  • I'm sorry I have a really great gay couple as friends, but I still think it would have been funny if the sperm bumped into a wall of poop.

    Sorry Alex and Mike.

  • what song is this?!

  • haha

  • Haha lol

  • what song is this? anyone know?

  • What would the sperm expect to find, and why do you think he can not find it?

  • Ok, I think i know what you're alluding to, so why don't I see any poop.

    This video can only be understood by someone who already knows what its about.

    If there wasn't that last message, saying its a gay festival, no one would get it.

  • Considering that the entire point of the video is the last message, and that the last message is INTENDED to make you understand it, your comment is a little odd.

    Think about it, twenty eight thousand people has watched it and laughed at it. One of them, you, apparently didn't get it. Perhaps you are just a little slow?

  • Maybe its a bad advert?

    An advert is supposed to be all about showcasing a product (or event). This is 50 seconds of a sperm swimming in a clean body cavity (which looks like a vagina) and 6 seconds about the Oslo gay festival.

    Its in bad taste and makes no sense to a non gay individual.

    As for 28000 people laughing, i wonder how many were confused or disgusted? Just look at the comments for this vid.

    Im sorry, but it just doesn't work for me? Its not my fault, I was born that way.

  • The point of an ad is to make people remember. In this case, people with a sense of humor will remember Oslo Gay Festival. The spot does what it is supposed to do.

    There is a handful of people, often religious nuts and the like, who will find it disgusting. Sad of course, people finding love disgusting, but then again, having a working brain is not a requirement for breathing and breeding, so they will always exist.

    The fact that you were born without a sense of humor is lamentable of course.

  • I have a sense of humor, it is just above recta and sperm.

    I prefer to laugh at irony, while you prefer to laugh at poo jokes.

    And who said anything about love being disgusting? I, for one, enjoy love.

    This commercial is not about love, it is about sex. Confusing the two shows you have poor emotional development.

    Sex feels good, so to give someone a good feeling is sometimes confused as love, but unlike sex, love does not depend on the body.

  • Nah, I don't prefer "poo" jokes, I prefer jokes that have a meaning, if it is political, that is even better. Given the extreme intolerance you find in many societies today in relation to same-sex love, this one is particularly good. Even more so considering that it was permitted on prime-time TV in a country which clearly has a much larger thinking population than does, for example, the US.

    The commercial is about sex, and sex is an integral part of love, it isn't the same, just part of.