YouTube Dating Service # 1764

[MeganPD]

Shoot'n rats? Baby I'm there!! lol

[15HeavyMetalHead333]

hahhahaaha youre too funny

[KulshanRecordings]

You're my hero. :D

[normalil]

Another side of you...a perfect narrator whatever you do! Loved this, and I do thank you for introducing me to RW Service.

[itsthejeff2001]

Hahaha! "I'll be the guy out back... shootin RATS!" Good line.

[maciejwrotek]

lol love the chain ^^

[thatslifebuddy22]

awsome! try my ex

[valtttu]

Funny shit!!

[ETV101]

lol hahaha epic funny

[a7xfreIk]

lmao!!! Hilarious = Urgelt

[tawniepdubs]

hahaha Ill be the guy out back, shootin rats!

lol omg such a hottie

[order57]

ahahhahahaha

Great fun!

Btw internet dating services must make us think that people can't have normal relations and relationships with other men or women.

Maybe a sign of the times.

Greets from Italy.

[theturdbucket1]

Urgelt your soo funny!! you need to post MORE videos like this one!69

[slovenianKiller]

"satanic rituals" , :D really funny! 5 stars!

[chocolate45689]

FUNNY VIDEO!

[walleyrt69]

LoL ,so that's the old whore I picked up on I90 heading toward Sturgis!LOL she can suck the chrome off an exhaust pipe.I dropped her off at the bar cause i couln't walk anymore.Tell her thanks!

[RasMajnouni]

You mean the one I saw thumbing west on I-94 towards Climax,Michigan?

[streetwhereulive]

I am the woman that you have been waiting for all of your life. I have a masters degree in hog killing, two time champion for twisting a cherry stem into a knot, Snap On tool expert complete with tools, chitterling and grits cook off winner four years straight, six penn reels with line, and a 1984 Suburban packed and ready to travel. Also, I'm from Climax Michgan. Call me at 1 800 down hill.

[marteen1990]

awesome must be tough

[ramraders]

lol

thats a fucking comical video (Y)

"shooting rats" - best bit

you should upload some more, I enjoy your prankish videos most =]

[Alex0009111]

lolllllllllllllllllllllll

[earthbowl]

I'm still laughing

Thanks Urgelt :)

[HarrySackthatsme]

im definately subcribed :)

this man is mythic

[gerry2345]

very funny .

[universalcitizen1970]

I can guarantee that you would interest many women if you trimmed/shaved  your beard and mustache very short like Sting - Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner.

[raptorcardz]

Intelligent and funny. Thank you.

[holzmal7]

we will date you ulgert

[hamykia]

oh, satanic rituals xDDD you rule, man ;)

[Halboy10]

Yo DUDE! Hope ya git yourself a new Bitch!! Now git on back to your trailer home!

[charlieboi1990]

haha!

you rock man!

x

[DeadVideoGamer]

lol ill be the guy out back shooting rats. That was a good one.

[celestialsam]

This video still cracks me up after so long. :D I don't think I can help ya with those Satanic rituals, but in regards to shooting rats....well, that I know I could help with ;)

[farbrorns]

Hahahaa! :D

[mystpddgs]

The Best!! Inteligently hilarious!

[mystpddgs]

oh - I misspelled intelligently

[chloroformo]

hahahahahahahaahhaah, genious

[mejordo]

You are a legend of epic proportions urgelt!

[loveearth56]

haha right on, you are hillarious

[ISeverythingOK]

funny...ur an actor as well!!!

[Urgelt]

Lulu inspired me.  :P

[ISeverythingOK]

hahahahhaha!!

[Vaskre]

Well done, Urgelt.

[mason9236]

Wow, intelligent and hilarious. That is a good combo. Any more talents for us to see Urgelt? ;)

[Urgelt]

Thanks, Mason, I'm glad you liked it.

Aside from a talent for writing essays, probably not. :-)

[a7xfreIk]

write my essays for me Urgelt Teh Great

[Azeztulite]

Love it :-) You're special and I feel privileged for having seen your videos. xxx

[Urgelt]

I think *humans* are special. :-)

[themightylex]

I can't believe i'd missed this one before! Brilliant. You must make more videos soon.

[Urgelt]

Once every so often is enough for me. Glad you liked it, Lex.

[DominickBlack]

5 more stars!

[Urgelt]

Thanks, Dom.

[n00blyf]

Dude, your voice carries some weight. Everytime I watch your videos I look away, imagining your voice as cartoon character. Have you ever considered becoming a voice actor?

[Urgelt]

Not seriously. I rather enjoy my amateur status, truthfully.

[Hunterery]

lol thats hilarious urgelt so funny....heh i needed that laugh...

[Urgelt]

Glad you liked it. :-)

[motivemotley]

I like the poems.Keep on Urgelt.

[ruhneb03]

LOL! Hahahaha! :O) (*Urgelt says: I'm looking for a goooood stroooooooooong woman, to watch my back. Share a little weeeeed, and bust a few heads........!*) (*Ruhneb03: can't stop giggling*) :O) The chain with your cap and your beard makes it more funnier. LOL! Great! Great! :O) How I wish we could hang out sometime and shooooooot some rats! LOL! :O)

[Urgelt]

Everyone needs to indulge in a little humor sometimes.

The "nightmare internet date" theme started up by Kimberleigh produced a lot of chuckles. :-)

[DarthBigBob]

I love this video! Funny and clever! Let's hang out and shoot some rats together! LOL! This one is a classic!

[paradoxbox1]

lolll

[beastinblack]

hey dad i didnt know you were online

[777john]

that was funny

:) thanks

[pixiesfantasy]

OHHHHHHHHH BABY!

lol

*chanting*

More, More!

[quitenice]

lmao u gotta tell me whos supplin u with the green!

i want whatever ur on!

[xJojOxBabYx]

will u marry me?

[bdhill77]

Urgelt you the man!!!! keep on smokin that good shit

[creolelatte]

Humm intriguing offer, you appear to be very knowledgeable, well-spoken, smooth skin, pretty eyes under those glasses, brave enough to show your face to the world; tell me more...you mentioned you walk with a cane, why is that?

[Urgelt]

The YouTube Dating Service exists purely in the strange minds of Kimberleigh and her loyal minions.

Any resemblance between #1764 and myself is purely coincidental, Creolelatte. I don't own a motorcycle (though I used to, years ago), I avoid bar fights, and I don't shoot rats. I don't even date over the internet. :-)

[edgecrusher7]

Urgelt you are the dude man!!!!!!!, I love ur vids! you make youtube worth while!!!! More vids please!!!!!!!! Yeah! rock on dude!!!!!!!

[Andreas900]

Loooolllll ur so funnyy

Respect

[gopherdude]

lol. Seeing urgelt act silly made my heart smile.

[Kikey06]

lmao bustin heads, oh boy :]

[ValentePlayer]

Ya you´r nice... Who i´m to talk with you... Come and see me. valentepvzhi5com Hey enjoy!

[brentalfloss]

You sound a lot like "Rolf", the piano-playing dog from the Muppet show.

[wimsattc]

ill date you

[Urgelt]

Well, heck! Make a video and attach it to Kimberleigh's! The YouTube Dating Service is looking for members! :P

[adamselstarr]

LOL blingbling rapcore Urgelt

[Urgelt]

Whatever that means, heh.

[ananthasree]

HAhahaha......I was really enjoying all of your other more philosophical videos, and I stopped over here and see another side of you. Very Funny!! I'm subscribing to you.

[Urgelt]

Comedy isn't really my forte, but hey, laughter is healthy. :-)

[OJODEHIELO]

JAJAJAJAJ

I don't understand anything but it's funny!

[Urgelt]

He's just a fellow looking for love on the internet, Ojodehielo. A "hog" is a motorcycle. He's *exactly* the sort of guy that mothers warn their daughters against! :-)

[raw420x]

Ha ha ha ha ha .... is this the real Urgelt?  I hear you can trade women in just like a used car.... ha ha ha ha ..thanks again

[Urgelt]

I have to wonder why Client #1764 doesn't just put some weights on the back of his "hog," heh.

[wmPac]

omg!you are awesome!...and very very very funny!!!

[Urgelt]

Thanks!

[antipax]

wow I just found out about this video after watching "What is dance to me"...I'm a subscriber and I hadn't noticed this one when you posted it. It was really fun to see a more wacky side to you, Urgelt. Keep that webcam busy and keep up the good work.

[Urgelt]

Heh, I do have a wacky side, glad you enjoyed seeing it. :-)

[Slayer7666COF]

i bet every "sirius" worshiping gal would be delighted of your galant maners sins your hunting dinner to assure its freshness :P then your stuck telling them your just some guy on youtube who is usualy phisolophic and extreemly nice with out making them get there double sided axe at hand :P i laughted almost at my blader limmit, ill watch the rest of your vids tomoro, i find it impossible to not comment!

[Urgelt]

Sometimes I am inspired to silliness. Be sure to watch Kimberleigh's vid, she did the inspiring. :-)

[ranmamylove]

Haha you're so awesome. This video was very funny. =P

[Urgelt]

Thanks, Jessica.  :-)

[noahdassat]

... and I am pretty sure the "car talk" guys shoot rats whenever they get a chance.

[Urgelt]

I think the "Car Talk" guys would dine on them, if nobody was looking. :P

[noahdassat]

Haha, no... not at all. I love your work, but it gives me that creepy feeling of being overtly methodical and self conscious ( Which is much better than disorganized and mindless mind you ). I dont know, you just remind me of NPR. "Time for health talk, with your hyperliterate rat shooting host, Urgelt". meh...

[Urgelt]

Heh, well. I doubt rat-shooters have much air time on NPR. :P

My videos aren't spontaneous. That's never been my intention.

My self-consciousness may just be an amateur trait. The pros do a better job of disguising it.

[noahdassat]

Well, I still think your videos are awesome. Don't let me throw any salt in your game :)

[noahdassat]

Man... what the fuck. I get the feeling that I am listening to NPR when I watch your videos. Why is that?

[Urgelt]

Would that be a bad thing?

[highwireart]

lol pretty good. i also really liked your,what is dance to me video. very enjoyable

[Urgelt]

Thanks, Highwireart.

[nutdzy]

it's funny this is how i expected you to sound- so i was blown away by your- what is dance post- it made me remember not to always trust my first impressions- thanks for that!

[Urgelt]

Even if I did sound like that... people are surprisingly complex creatures.

I'm reminded of the accomplishments of the "cowboy poets" in American literature. Just because you talk with a twang, chew tobaccy and chase cows for a living doesn't mean you can't be a great poet, turns out. As you say, it's always wise to look past the surface.

[hitman401]

nice wid :)hahaha i like.

[nomuleh]

damn funny, good work ^_^

[Pudsy440]

Shooting rats and smoking weed sound like a helleva lot of fun as long as you're taking your supplements, eating healthy and not losing more than 1 lb per week!

[Urgelt]

Heh, good one. :-)

[BeSmAHt]

This is not very funny

[metalgear8871]

Oh boy. That was funny.

[loomysh]

thumbs up hehe, nice one, liked your chains around your neck, lookin cool, eh? :)

[JackupCyrus]

Lulu!

[twang34]

"Perfect! Bring your own rats! :P" lol thats a good one, i watched that Jacey video of yours Urgelt, twas very kind and thoughtful of you, do you have myspace?

[Urgelt]

There is a link on my YouTube profile page, Twang34.

Glad you liked the video, and thank you for commenting.

[Dtwnwldcat]

haha cool man

[Ozzagn]

hahahaha

nice :P

[jp994]

Haha. Oh poor Lulu! "I'll be out back, shootin' rats!"

[LetsKillChavs]

haha your ace Urgelt! x

[Kevbo4]

"Please send picture of bike"

[Redmond91]

ahaha that was gold man i laughed my ass off

[SeanTheGuitarist]

Rofl XDDDDDDD

[hishcop]

wow your won well of a guy i mean damn shootin rats

[Urgelt]

Heh, what's not to like? :-)

[Urgelt]

#1764 is not Urgelt, Reid. Any resemblance is purely superficial! :P

[twang34]

nice one Urgelt, the cremation of Sam McGee is my favourite followed by genetically modified turnips.

[Brazdolph]

hilarious! I can help you with the voddoo,satanic rituals, as you already know...hahaha

[Urgelt]

Perfect! Bring your own rats! :P

[Sumduhmguy]

That was great, I laughed so hard it hurt.

[Urgelt]

I'm glad! Be sure to see Kimberleigh's dating nightmares. :-)

[celestialsam]

I'll be there...oh yeah:P

[Urgelt]

Wear long pants. The rats, you know. :P

[celestialsam]

O' course. I'll bring my double-barrel shotgun too!

[lolzore]

lol thats good

[Urgelt]

Glad you liked it. :-)

[nessiechic]

youtube dating??! crazy stuff.

'shooting rats'= definately a good quality in man lol

[Urgelt]

Probably about the best that can be hoped for from on-line dating, anyway. :-)

[downhill240]

I wonder who Lulu is dating now?!

[Urgelt]

Now there is a profound question. :-)

[Snoylnoj]

hopefully shes dead

[LiberalViewer]

A few more of these and I might actually subscribe ;-) Really, I am NOT a healthy eater, and I like the poetry readings well enuf, but I WILL subscribe if you do more of your original storytelling, fictionally like this one, or nonfiction like your vid "Lady" that I also enjoyed --- Not that u need 2 make your vids 4 me, but just adding my 2 cents > Thx 4 upload :-)

[chaguanas]

You are such a straight-lace in your health videos, I didn't know you cut loose and have fun. I think we have a character for a new series.

[Urgelt]

Hmm, I hadn't considered bringing #1764 back for a repeat appearance... he's a wee bit one-dimensional.

But you may be sure, I do have a sense of humor, and every once in a while, it demands to be let out of its cage. :-)

[SavannahLioness]

hahaha nice one Urgelt! Satanic rituals, shooting rats.. hahaha... awesome. good luck with that date :P

[Urgelt]

Glad you laughed, Savannah. :-)

[squirtlawirt]

hahaha I think I'm in love!

[Urgelt]

Well, he *is* sort of appealing if you're standing upwind. And are very near-sighted. And don't mind the clanking of chains. And think shooting rats is better than a dinner and a movie... heh. :-)

[Urgelt]

Thanks. :-)

[luvdabun]

darn! and me already wearin a ring.. first time watcher.. highly amused.... Happy Holidays

[Urgelt]

Thanks for stopping by. :-)

[JorjeWoW]

You're a god!

[Urgelt]

I wish!  :P

[hayatemarcantel]

heh that was funny

[Urgelt]

Glad you liked it, hayatemarcantel. :-)

[marcspoor]

My oh my, I really enoyed that! You're one funny guy :-D

[Urgelt]

Thanks, Marc.  :-)

[CGSPontif]

Urgelt For President!

[Urgelt]

Yikes, that's a mean thing to say! I'm *much* happier without *that* burden on my shoulders. :-)

[CGSPontif]

Urgelt for President!

[wvclaylady]

Oh my gosh!!!! Too funny!!!

[Urgelt]

Glad you were amused. :-)

[TracyInsomiac]

Shootin rats? I think I love you...

[Urgelt]

oh, *I* don't shoot rats.  That would be # 1764. I think that's his prison number, actually.

If you hurry, you might catch up to him before he goes back in the slammer; I'm pretty sure cops arrest him 3 times a week on general principles. :D

[RinionTheWise]

Good lord, you scared me at first.

However, I found it very amusing! Keep up the work, Urgelt.

[Urgelt]

Heh, thanks.  :-)

[mattywilson]

Hehe awesome man!

[Urgelt]

Thanks, Matty. :-)

[FreeWingz]

hahaha... I just love to see this comedic/acting side of Urgelt. We want more!  We want more!

[Urgelt]

Heh, thanks, FWz. :-)

[gemycat]

hahaha you better not be shooting any animals!

[Urgelt]

You'll have to take that up with # 1764. Me, I don't shoot anything. :-)

[ProMenthefus]

lol help me out with my santanic rituals lmao

[Urgelt]

Even satanic Muppet Santa bikers get lonely, it seems. :-)

[JewelAngel]

LMFAO "I'll be the guy out back...shootin rats"

Nice one!

[Urgelt]

Regular dream date, huh. :P

[SSanf]

Sounds good to me!

[Urgelt]

Hehe.  :-)

[LuckyPeter888]

cool man

[Urgelt]

Thanks!

[DahliaK]

LOLOLOLOLOL .... kiss

[Urgelt]

Heh, thanks! :-)

[altebanger]

Don't forget she needs her own meth recipe as well :)

[Urgelt]

Great point, David, I'll pass that on to # 1764, heh. :-)

[mejpye]

ROFL! So cool! You so totally rock! :)