Youtube Poop: Billy Mays is going to burn your family

[MrPhantaze]

My comment is popular, even it have made people call me balltripper and everything else. It's now crystal clear for me that billy mays says I'm gonna PLEASE your mom with my big egg

[Nik0Bellic95]

CALL CALL CALL CALL

[JackDaScarecrow]

I aint scared of no ghost...

[serb1020]

Where is the phone

[UselessJapery]

big city slicer?

big shitty slicer. lol?

[Funnyshiz001]

@rountree1985 YOU MAD BRO?

[Cyphon48]

FUUUUU CONGRADS WINTSCHEL OF PORT COQUITLAM THAT LIVES ON MY STREET AND WENT TO THE SAME HIGH SCHOOL AS ME AND MIDDLE SCHOOL.

[dimmywaywes]

@Cyphon48 Woah man you know THE KrappinBadur? You must be like an astronaut or somethin

[KrappinBadur]

1000 LIKES WOO!!!

[thewhiteknightman]

Holy shit, don't do it Billy, my sister is all ready hospitalized for third degree burns, have mercy.

[OniGundamSeed]

noooooooooooooooooooooooooo where is the number?

[tommymartin2001]

HI IM MUSHROOM

XD

[Rountree1985]

@tommymartin2001 He didn't say "Hi I'm mushroom", he said "Billy Mays here, high on mushrooms." Fucking idiot. Stop typing in all caps, you sound like a fucking dumbass. Oh wait, you are.

[FLYINGSUPERLUIGI]

scariest video on youtube but he does know ho to sell

[RitaMoulderAuthor]

thats how you sell right there

[SuperScaryZombie]

"You can watch your family die or you can order right now!"

LOL!!!!!

[SuperNoobdude]

"Im going to please ur mom wit mah big dik" 'COCK COCK COCK"

[IMTHEYELLOWDEVIL]

you can watch your family die or you can order right now!

[ARunawayTrain]

Damnit I miss seeing his crazy bearded ass on tv...I don't think there was much he couldn't sell.

[ComedyStanCam]

Wow, to think this was made 3 months before he died.

[hyperhippy92]

i'm gonna please your mom with my big dick. Cum Cum Cum Cum

[Patitapata1]

FUNNY STUFF FUNNY STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Hendrik1293]

0:27 IM gunna PleAse your MOM with my big dick lmao funniest part

[epiclyepic11]

u can watch your family die or u can order right now

[GR33NTHUNDAH]

BILLY'S GONNA BURN YOUR FAMILY!! WITH THE LEMONS!!

[a2redneck]

I laughed so hard at just the title!

[TheGiraffe101]

why do i find this SO HILARIOUS????

[Bluetiger457]

At the end I heard:

"I'm gonna please your mom with my big dick"

Who the hell comes up with anything else?

Hilarious tho.

[BluestreakPictures]

Click on the blue text below this comment if you want good videos.

[RealBleuTabbyII]

34 people got their family burned by Billy Mays.

[Pokemonlugialuver209]

"hi im mushrooms" lol

[Jess0914]

" im going to please your mom with my big d***" me: XD

[GreenToxicWaffles]

Hi I'm gannah burn ur family down

[SLIPKNOT4747]

im gonna please your mom with my big dick lmao!!

[mrhonk123]

Hes gonna burn your family down...WITH THE LEMONS

[matawin2]

iMushroom

[JerFish12]

wow... WOW very NICELY spliced, ive seen some bad splicing and this does not qualify! Nice job 5/5!

[Keeperofsecretsch60]

"I'm mushrooms for the Big City Slidder Station..."

Even if it just sounded like that i still ROFL-ed XD

[ShartCannon]

you can watch you family die or order now!!! best sales pitch ever, gonna have to try that one out!

[thisdude47]

i c 666 on the number of views

[yugimumoto1]

the threat fail\

[NonEternal]

i wonder if billy ever knew of all this YTP phenomenon of which he was a part of...

[smoshisdead1]

lololololololololololololololo­lololol. from 0:00 to 0:31 are the best parts:)

[Mikecraft15]

Billy mays here (high on mushrooms) with the big city slider station! You get it all, big city slider station, recipe guide, and quick prep slicer. Order right now 'right now' or Billy mays is gonna burn your family *pause for music*. I'm gonna attack 'em! You can watch your family die, or you can order right now! *music pause* I'm gonna please your mom with my big dick. CALL CALL CALL CALL

[weaponized666]

@Mikecraft15 you forgot measuring scoop :(

[mewmew5000]

YOU CAN WATCH UR FAMILY DIE OR U CAN ORDER RIGHT NOW! :3

[sinchydogtrainz]

mario disliked this video 33 times because billy mays stole all his mushrooms

[SpelignErrir]

I'm going to please your mother with my P P

[comeonewtf]

Great job man! This is great!

[zelda1fiction1child]

Hi, Billy Mays here, high on mushrooms, for the Big City Slider station. You get it all. Big City Slider station, measuring scoops, recipe guide and Quick Prep slicer, all for just 19.99. Order right now, right now, or Billy Mays is going to burn your family. I'm gonna attack 'em. You can watch your family die or you can order right now. I'm going to blaze your mom with my big egg. CALL CALL CALL CALL!

Epicness.

[TheGorrack]

WIN

[mario1136]

33 families were burned by Billy Mays

[jnk1296]

"You can watch your family die, or you can order right now!"

[MrPhantaze]

I'm gonna BLAZE your mom with my big egg. it rapes me, cause it means sonic character, blaze herself

[Wintschel]

@MrPhantaze what the hell?

[ShonowtH]

@Wintschel i'm guessing it's another nintendo fan >_>

[MrPhantaze]

@ShonowtH Sega Fan for you

[ShonowtH]

@MrPhantaze herp derp. SEGA's awesome.

[MsFunnyStuffz]

@MrPhantaze he said please your mom with my big egg

[SkyballsReturns]

@MrPhantaze He said I'm gunna Please your mum with my big egg...

[Sourdragon10]

@MrPhantaze Your a retard :P

[FrostbiteIceFox]

@MrPhantaze

ORDER RITE NOW.

[WhereFantsyRules]

@MrPhantaze BLAZE is name other than that stupid purple flaming cat. Blaise and Blaz. OR it means fire. Not everythingin a T.V. show is real. Okay? Okay.

[superluigi545]

@MrPhantaze i....dont know what you just said but im gonna rape your mom with my big d!ck =3

[Zoroark109]

@MrPhantaze  :o You make so much sense!

[judgeman090]

@MrPhantaze Nerd

[adamandsethdylantoo]

@MrPhantaze dude, you must be tripping balls. Sonc is so mainsream!

[totaldrybonesisland]

33 people had their family killed

[4C4rly4]

lmaoooo 0:18

[BallistixHawkz]

did he just say: im gonna laze your mom with my penis??

CALL CALL CALL CALL

[308stoner]

this is not funny to me

[maniamaster2]

Hahaha! It's funny because he's dead!

[cheesemster]

Man if I watch one more of these things, i'm gonna get heartburn

[navycommander1]

SO F'ING FUNNY

[jtsudinski]

you guys are assholes. no respect for the dead.

this was in my recommend, and i came here for the sole purpose of downing this.

[SouthwesternEagle]

@jtsudinski Self-righteous jerk. This was uploaded three months before he died. :/

[ABoredGreaser]

@jtsudinski You do realize not every video was uploaded the day you watch it right? Look at the date it was uplaoded,that was before he died.

[rfavro]

"Hi, I'm mushrooms" LMFAO

[aleathreas1]

DAS da bomb! good work!!!

[skinnyshit8888]

RIP THE BEST SALESMAN ON EARTH

[zacherymaloney]

It's obviously "High ON mushrooms"...

[Purplecatsoup30]

@zacherymaloney No! he says: "Billy Mays here. Hi! I'm mushrooms!!" Obviously he was going through a midlife crisis!

[TDTPstudios]

cool

[TheRallyFTW]

I can't watch this video without laughing, high on mushrooms lol

[TheLegendaryLuigi]

hes going to rape my mom... good luck Billy

[missgreene1999]

25 people were pleased by billy mays big dick...

[ProjectHelL8oY]

779 ppl are mushrooms too, 25 ppl aren't fun guys

[SCARxxSCAR]

rofl

im gonna-please-your-mom-with my-bigdick.

da-daaa-da-da-daaa

[Zomb1eX]

lol

[SilentBladeX]

YOU CAN WATCH YOUR FAMILY IGNITE OR ORDER RIGHT NOW 0:18

[narutofan933]

HI..IM MUSHROOMS

[Mocha2007andcoco]

I can't catch my breath! This is so darn funny!

[stupidnotfunny]

it was too funny

[geneward101]

you can watch your family die or you can order right now!

lol

[kainoamh]

Call call call call

[kassitwilight21]

umm he died

[W0LFB0i]

XD

[xXEViLLSARGEXx]

lol This is Perfect

[SideWinderMAMALUIGI]

at the end.... CAW CAW CAW

[VioletSable]

high on mushrooms, you dorks

[feioncastor]

@VioletSable I caught it, hah.

[Beatlenut63]

Hi, Mushrooms! XD

[linkman330]

hi im mushrooms i rofled

[conradragzoff]

I always knew Billy Mays was high on something, but I never suspected shrooms!

[zxas071]

726 people like this video and 23 dislike, 'nuff said

[SkylitDriveFan123]

@supertoontownmaster he said 'high on mushrooms' as in he ate sum shrooms and got high like cocane high

[supertoontownmaster]

Hi, I'm mushrooms for the big city slider station!

[vega3410]

Im on mushrooms for the big city slider station... lulz

[Reifizzle]

I'm Mushrooms :D

[herbienbrian2]

BIG TITTY SLIDER STATION!

[DualDeathShock]

@herbienbrian2 lol

[999videogamefreak]

Awesome!

Why do I always have trouble finding this video?

[superkhfreak]

The wierd thing about this ytp is that I can tottaly see him saying this

[Sarastrike48]

order right now or billy mays will burn your family.....im gunna attack them..you can watch your family die or you can order right now!

[HOLYCRAPITJACKIECHAN]

@kalin334 he pleased your mom! well... maybe he IS in heaven because of that!

[HOLYCRAPITJACKIECHAN]

@kalin334 he gonna strike you from hell >:3

[darnold728]

@kalin334 too soon, bro...too soon =(

[Ultima64]

20 families got burned by Billy Mays

[Gyarren]

Seeing all these Billy Mays poops on YouTube makes me really wish I'd appreciated his commercials when he was alive...

R.I.P. Billy Mays!

He's selling OxiClean to God now!

[mewmew5000]

Hi,i'm Mushrooms.

[BDesrose]

@umarazhan That is called extortion.

[jason994]

20 people didnt get pleased by billy mays big dick. 697 people did.

[Rabidhellbugs]

I like the part where he says Billy Mays

[bigglesbobitty]

WTF

[SabertheDoom]

I'd rather you score with my mom

[Rodolfomr12]

Or he could drug your family,haunt them, and kill them

[novalolmanzero3]

billy mays burned 19 peoples familys

[9Mexico9]

666 likes 0:

[pest0711]

*Quote from video*

[sdhdgasd]

Hi, I'm mushrooms.

[0verlord1841]

@sdhdgasd

Hello, Mushrooms. How are you today?

[Thompoux]

The ending is divine.

[TheElectricDreamer93]

Fine Billy! I'll buy one! Just don't burn my family and/or rape my mom

[mewto547]

@TheElectricDreamer93 wut i wated to be raped by his big dick D: lol im 16

[HorseObsessed97]

I feel bad for watching these videos but theyre just so funny! Rest in Peace Billy. Were not laughing at you, were laughing with you xD

[ww2buffbattlefield]

!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!o!

[antonbuckley]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Preditor117]

YOU CAN WATCH FAMILY DIE OR YOU CAN ORDER RIGHT NOW!

[MrDuckdude007]

18 people have watched their families die.

[SOCstudiosVideos]

good editing, but seriously u should respect billy mays, or atleast for another 20 so years... lol

[aperky97]

wow never knew my family looks so good when cooked lol

[Alfredo3250]

@kr3winsane

thats funny shit thar

[LtSurge659]

@kr3winsane

omg that was awesome :>

[PapaPandcakes]

@kr3winsane what penis



[ThePrinceOfSanDiego]

@kr3winsane HAHAHAHA niceeee one

[enterthevoid86]

@kr3winsane implying she has a penis?

[luvstartnshit]

@kr3winsane Roflmao, most epic comment ever

[Dillon1225]

@kr3winsane iT JUST GROWED!

[ThePhailed]

@kr3winsane Why do people keep on believing that he even have a dick

[BlackTigress777]

LOL! Thats a GOOD one.

[xWhatTheBOOMx]

Yikes! i better buy that thing then!

[mariothebirdie]

Hi, I'm mushroom.

[gametest16]

OK OK I'M GOING TO BUY IT

[Kittyman09]

HI I'M MUSHROOMS

[mariothebirdie]

XD Lmao 

[1221sonicspeed]

i, am a family guy, but this is rubbish, i will not buy it....

Mum-"HELP ME, I AM ON FIRE!!!!"

when i buy this stuff...

"Ooooh!! a big dick!!! Son, ready for a new brother <:-)" thumbs up if you like this fact :-)

[Peckzorable]

@1221sonicspeed You're sick dude.

[mewmew5000]

oh and i WILL NOT watch my family dine!

[mewmew5000]

0:11 ORDER RIGHT NOW OR BILLY MAYS IS GOING TO BURN YOUR FAMILY

[MERMAIDSEIRA6]

LMFAO!!!! yet another funny YTP hahahaha!!!!

[maxinmaniac]

This is funny as piss but still harsh, billy mays was like, the god of commercials, he slapped you in the face shouting FUCK YOUR ASS when he'd do em xD

[malastrome15]

RIP BILLY!

[1221sonicspeed]

sorry mushroom!

[BigBoyNoiz1]

Im going to please your mom with my big dick. hahahaha!!