MetroCard Madness and WritingHannah

[TheTwentythree23]

fuck u

[MisterMelancholy]

You're freakin' cute!

[cesarojedac]

aaaaaa, cute music :)

[47claymore]

Lmao Haha metro cards. I'm not in high school yet, but I'll try and talk my mommi into buying one for me. Yeah, last part was kinda creepy. Haha

[karcabel11]

hahaha DUUDE those are subway cards for nyc :D

i could reeeeallly use them right now hahaha!!!!!!

[kennyklove4531]

what the fuck.

[WhipItIntoShape]

You look like Tom Cruise in this vid!

[xXprocrastinationXx]

I love love love love your glasses. How much were they. Excluding the lenses. damn. i love you soo much. damn i wish i actually knew you. I'd like make you my best friend againts your will :)

[fugue10]

I think I saw my friend buy those glasses from Urban once....

[staceyandthesausages]

I'd believe it. Everyone has these damn glasses. Yet for some reason people continue to stare at me for wearing them. THEY'RE NOT THAT WEIRD!

[volnessj]

that was supposed to be a comment from me. Not staceyandthesausages.

[stroberimanisrasanya]

lol i love 3:44

[Shahzod8905]

who's Kyle ?

[volnessj]

my mother.

[Shahzod8905]

J look who ever that is, he (i assume it#s him) looks nothing like ur mother.

first of all quite young voice.

don't kid me

i take things serious (((((((

[MegamiofHibiki]

Oh come on, Jordan. Are you ever truly done being creepy? It's one of the things we all adore about you.

And the book is good? Truly truly so? I shall have to go read it then.

[volnessj]

Yes! So good! It's like reading mean girls, only it's realistic and more witty. You don't have to order it anymore. I saw it at Barnes and Noble the other day. GO GET IT!

[helloitsmaddie]

Yeah i kinda hate when you find out that the knobs dont exist

[omgrobbiee]

You live near the City?? So do I! I use my MetroCard as a bookmark when theres no more money in them lmao

[volnessj]

did you hear what i said?

I be livin' in minneapolis!

[omgrobbiee]

Oh, I didn't finish the video.

I just saw the metrocard and was like ":O"

[itsnobologna]

haha i do that too!

[brownestofbears]

we have the same readers :)

[11albinogiraffes]

(. Y .)

[hillgy33]

Did you get those glasses from Hot Topic? If so, I have the exact same pair. I love them! (:

[volnessj]

no. Ragstock.

[BRUCEkbg]

omg where did you get those glasses from?

[UncleBym]

They come from the Mysterious Missing Sock Dimension! The Little Gnome-people are screwing with you...don't believe your friend....they are from the Gnomes!

[OcTRaine14]

duende!

[Teddykid54321]

This video made me laugh sooo hard. Whenever i do laundry at school i always end up with clothes that aren't mine lol

[aeonbrit]

talk about agreesive advertising

[volnessj]

BUY IT OR IMMA PUNCH YOU IN THE ASSHOLE!

[alyaida]

Haha.. I read about the cards on your twitter... glad that was solved because it was starting to get creepy.

Silly Kyle.

[BilliLovesMargot]

she's amazing

[volnessj]

truely

[RaNdOmRyAn13]

I dont get it. You said you found four of them but that kyle guy said he only had two ????

Maybe i just musunderstood due to lack of sleep.

[volnessj]

it's because he's a fool

[juggleaid78]

kyles attractive :D

[windy135]

ok i do not mean to freak you out but I stayed in that same apartment/off campus dorn building you are now in. OMG how weird is that? I didn't want to say which one it is on here.

[volnessj]

371?

I'm not scared.

[exleo7385]

Great video! I love that cool oboe mystery music!  What is it?

[HelloPho]

i used to play the oboe!

[ghostgal18]

ja, gnomes are a big problem here in Minnesota.

[6fatchix]

tell kyle i said hi.

[bonezjc]

metro card gnomes?... i'm thinking norman

[diguitotheman]

davey wavey uses that same track in his videos. and u both are super cute :D is this what cool ppl have been listening too?? :D

[volnessj]

DO NOT COMPARE ME TO THAT PSYCHO!

[staceyandthesausages]

make a belt!! there was an article in ready made magazine a long time ago that used metro cards. but youtube is stupid, and i can't post a link here...err i'll just send it to you on facebook

[allphy]

damn man, that's a lot of cloths! what the hell are you doing! XD

[skyetl18]

i hate using those metro cards there annoying plus i lose them alot = P

[skyetl18]

i always gotta use those damn metro cards there so annoying = P

[balteb]

More Kyle videos...he's cute! LOL

[144md]

haha ;) fun dun!!

[penguin3647]

lmao xD

creepy

[Julieee0508]

Does he have a twitter?!

[volnessj]

KylFred

he's a slut

be careful

[ElectroMurphyVlog]

I love the glasses!

[richiesboringlife2]

oohhhh thas some freaky doctor who shit!

[Agriking]

Damn, here I thought it was the Metro Fairy rewarding you for being a good boy.

[jumboshrimp1000]

haha oh my god. creepy yes funny yes.

[superlupp]

such a fun vid

and u didnt have to be

all loud like other guys

:D

love the shirt

i have the GAY one

[suzannelindsay]

maybe they were in the washer and got transfered with your clothes

[Cristaaaaal44]

i'm glad you put that vag cream on your head cause your hair looks so much better, hahaha. your glasses are fab and it's obvious your friend is a complete whore. :)

[volnessj]

hhahaahahah everyone calls him a whore! haah

[darbat]

Where'd you get the glasses, Jordan?

Cus I have the same pair, but I got them from some obscure Japanese thrift store in LA.

[volnessj]

a high class thrift store called ragstock

[contrerazallie]

:):):)

loved it!

[getoffmysidewalk]

Oh, and it may have just been kyle, but I assure you there ARE metro card gnomes.

[getoffmysidewalk]

You remind me EXACTLY of a good friend of mine (only she's a girl) it's so crazy. Well, not that crazy, but you know.

[magnavox8]

'metro-card knomes' hahahahaha

[ArleneTheBlank]

i think you're the type of guy i'd just run up to in the middle of a random mall or something, give you a hug, and then run away.....idk, you seem very huggable ^___^

[djmarkcotter]

cute boys

[staceystars91]

i'm puttin it in your laundry!

writinghannah is mine bitch!!!!!!!!!!

[volnessj]

bitch she sent me a DM on twitter! What do you got? She loves me! haahah

[JpSr388]

Does Kyle have a channel?

[volnessj]

no. I'll tell him to get one.

[jazzw0rth]

I kinda wish there was a metro card gnome...

[citizensnetskyfish]

Gotta love the back and forth at 3:45!

[lamo4ever]

those r frum new york. i kno. i use the mta. :D

[pokethedot123]

lol dont throw wem out xD keep them for if you ever go to the new work subway xDDDD

but actually, they prob have an expiration date :3

[xNecroAnon]

How's Minneapolis?

[StevieSkyy]

you should sign the metro cards and auction them off for a charity :P

[Hebimaru112]

sell 'em

[alexismage]

Loved that hot steamy ending!!!

[TnDon]

I have always known that clothing hangers have sex and reproduce in a clothes closet, but I never knew that Metro fare cards did the same shameless stuff in the clothes dryer! hehe

Good Video!

[yakyakyuckyuck]

God I should of went to that Ai. My apartment sucked when I went to the Chicago one.

[Trekker787]

Great video!! =)

[scottklaw]

Awesome cool Dude That You Be.

[Goobian]

You are so funny. That is something that would drive me crazy too w/ the laundry. I do that too as well i am a fan of someone then all the sudden i am obsessed.

[dietcokeabuser]

im going to pre order that book now YAY!

[volnessj]

YAY! I did good!

[musicon1110]

holy ORB at the end of this video!

fuck! that place must be crazy haunted!

[volnessj]

there's a ghost putting subway tickets in my drier

[musicon1110]

could very well be

plus, I totally love Hannah, too

[jkgymnast49]

1) that is the nicest dorm room/ suite thingy that i have EVER seen.

b) kyle is cute

and

c) you have a SHIT LOAD of clothing if you have 3 loads of laundry to do.

ok thats it.

=]

[volnessj]

i washed sheets and towels as well. But if you do whites, jeans, and colors that's three loads so that's not a lot at all.

[jkgymnast49]

oh yeah, haha i forgot people sort thier laundry, cuz i never do.

[livelaughkristen]

i love youuuu

hope you're having fun in college!

[volnessj]

because i stole them from you

[mechmech101]

okay, so i hate you! your dorm is....AMAZING! haha my dorm consists of small room with four beds and a wall thats like 6 ft tall in the middle.

[volnessj]

i know right! They're nuts! But super expensive.

[lemoncookies321]

thank you for brightening up 5 minutes of my day. :)

[volnessj]

you're welcome!

[twistandshout90]

I'd thank god if metro passes appeared in my laundry.

They are wayy to expensive here!

Just sayin'.

[lovekimbra]

ha. i'm glad the mystery has been solved. i was getting worried there for a minute.

jordan, i love you.

[volnessj]

love. <3

[breeza44]

legalise what now? lol

[volnessj]

immigration!

[seaottersoup]

"Apparently I wasn't done being creepy."

Hannah can't buy publicity like this. Fortunately.

:D

[jabazzy]

Everything does suck....without you.

Love your AA shirt. I wanted that too :p

[volnessj]

I wanna suck you.

You can borrow my shirt if you want.

[Cadwaladr]

You are so awesome. I love you.

[castellijm]

I thought for sure there was a rift in the space-time continuum. Somewhere unsuspecting New York metro riders were putting their cards into the turnstile reader, only to have them sucked into a wormhole, at the other end of which was your dryer. Luckily, your dryer is safe. But it would have been cool to have your own portal to New York.

[volnessj]

i would be so happy. I need to go to New York. There is someone there I need to see.

[imzUnicorn]

Hahaha, as soon as I saw those cards I was like "You went to New York?!" xD

[volnessj]

I did go to NY. But i didn't use metro cards.

[p00pb33p]

When I do my laundry, I usually find pubes... and not the good kind. ¬_¬

[yzzabellishizzel]

is there a good kind?

[volnessj]

hahahahh unicorn pubes are always enjoyable

[p00pb33p]

Oh believe me, there are good kinds!

[JakeJealousy001]

SHE IS AMAZING

[bonbinallo]

i love love love love love her.

shes brilliant. i cant wait for my copy to arrive. Shes an inspiration. Im glad your plugging her, she deserves every publicity she can get!!

[volnessj]

she really is!

[SuperAmazingPeter]

Oh Jordan! I love you! The little nome people!

[volnessj]

in seventh grade i spelt gnome like knome. I got made fun of. Let me save you the embarrassment. hahah

[OLDS98]

The glasses are back again I see Jordan. The whole Metrocard thing was funny especially with the background music. You managed to make something that is mundane interestingly funny. Are you enjoying your stay in your new place?

[volnessj]

i am enjoying it very much. I would have been a bit louder and bit more insane but i don't want to scare my roommate. But on the inside i was freaking out.

[OLDS98]

I am glad you are enjoying it so far. You make the best out of it. I know you want to express yourself more, but you will find it easier to contain yourself over time.

[orbital151]

• It's a sign.

• Somebody wants you to go to New York.

• "I'm in the dryer and I'm spinning." Ahaha!

• 3:40. HAHAHAHA!!!!

• Neat bookage!

[volnessj]

I do know someone who wants me to go to New York. He's a very lovely man. He's going to buy me a ticket to NY and we're going to watch Disney movies and cuddle.

[spinkydoodle101]

u have vampire teeth.

[volnessj]

don't tell me what i know

[spinkydoodle101]

no is a good thing. a lot of people would pay good mony for that. i not qite sure what im implying exactly.

[CheshaRoo]

This video makes me scared to do laundry :O

[volnessj]

it's okay Kyle doesn't have any more metro cards

[dawsoninja]

derp

[volnessj]

de derp