TF2: Bonk vs Jarate

[WhynotMiha]

I can't believe the top comment isn't about Bear Grylls.

[halofan2525]

GAHHHH PISS

[Mattatasats55543]

How to make a Jarate: 1.Piss In a jar 2. JARATE READY!!!!

[Megaluigi93]

@Mattatasats55543 no

1. piss in jar

2. let ferment

3. Throw

[Mattatasats55543]

@Megaluigi93 LOL

[syrtsevser]

Jarate Wins :D

[jeztac100]

Bonk! *gulp gulp gulp*

NO! *gulp gulp gulp*

[bestdudeever765]

scout just drinks piss? WTF

[McMochill]

Better drink my own piss

[leoniskiwi]

@McMochill hes like bear grylls

[billthedestoryer]

@leoniskiwi worst case scenario haha

[palmbudist]

i wanna help scout :(

[Mrzane1a]

How about "Mad Milk?" :3

[lolwtfmanrofl]

equal number of likes and dislikes, more than likely due to one guy who didnt like this and decided to thumb it down to where they are equal, whoever you are out there, please, suck a fucking dick, k?

[BeconMovies]

??

[MrHellGnome]

great now make a vid called jarate vs. mad milk(jizz) plz

[Toasty278]

enemy is runnign away from me

better drink my own piss

[LuisReefTank]

Or "TF2: Nintendo 64 graphics vs pc graphics "

[SuperAwesomeTiago]

@LuisReefTank What's the point of comparing graphics? Graphics do not make a game,gameplay does.

[TheFourdrinier]

@LuisReefTank: Of all the people to be a graphics freak, I'm it. I think Crysis 2 looks poor in comparison to Crysis. Yet TF2 has something Crysis and Crysis 2 don't...good gameplay.

[LuisReefTank]

@TheFourdrinier Hell, i do't even remember why i posted that comment now, but i think i ws joking with the fact that he was using low res.

[TheFourdrinier]

@LuisReefTank: Lol, NP man. :)

[Lucero0709]

IT'LL MAKE YOU AS FAST AS KENYANS! 

[MrObliviously]

@Lucero0709

Are Usay'n Bolt fast?

[majorD01]

Aye'What just happand?

[RebelEmoGoth2180]

EEEEUUAGH!!!!

[Slade95594]

PISS VS ENERGY DRINK

PISS WINS

[PsychoCatIndustries]

Well one gives you a heart attack and the other one is piss

[Sargerama]

lame :/

[Rookie8254]

@bKcodes If it's going into a jar, then it's probably Jonk. If it's going into the soda can , it's probably gonna be Barate

[Thecouchbulldog]

what did that have to do with the jarate?

[likky1]

@Thecouchbulldog look closely at red scout's BONK or also known as jarate

[kidi1232]

I think the Scout was slightly faster.

[Tuxcz]

Scout is a fetisher!

[mikeink21]

you should change the skin of the bonk to the jarate so he drinks the piss

[umean123]

@Teisarr eh? how can that be? lol in some fake or something guard dog update i think it claimed that the urine whas from dogs... lol

[MrHellGnome]

the next update the scout will have milk that has radiation and a milk man hat,fish on a stick wraped in news paper and a pistol with 4 barrels in it.

[garrettjohn2]

Real Winner Is.....BONK

[NarutoShippuuden921]

hey can you please give me a link to the eyelander?

[RidgeRacerLord]

@Randomerst yer doing it wrong.

mentleGEN

[CoolVidsGuy911]

im pretty sure energy juice is better than piss in a jar :D

[bobsayshai15]

Is jarate honey or piss?

[ThorirEy]

@bobsayshai15 its the snipers piss

[theluiginater]

Bonks away!

[mcraregreat234543]

I wana see a sniper drink jarate xD

[yaktr12]

2scouts1jarate

[goluigi10]

Lol.

Piss > Caffinated beverage

[MOTORRAID]

Don't drink that piss!!

[coperlol]

Is That a Bottle Of Piss?

[zombiesrule0]

yes, yes it is.

[GamesValve]

Bonk got PISSED!

[randomhaz]

HALP!

[kilermitko]

this video might have been funny when we didnt know what the jarate was but now its just discusting

[Superunknownful]

if u played TF2 u would know anyway

[iparty999]

umm.. you know jarate is a jar of pee right?

[Sonnekalb]

no shit? did you miss the humor?

[GameFreaks24]

lol hahha awesome

[rockcabbage]

DX7 FTW!!

[amicianthony]

lol

[jigsaw838]

he drinking piss

[Nikolas1553]

Owh gawd did he just drink piss?

[nolyortiz]

so jarate wins?

[xCooler777x]

lol scout is drink sniper's pee))))

[gll50]

GAWD SAVE THE PISS!!! (a quote from the sniper! :D)

[PfaGGed]

What..?

[SuperDawgE]

Jarate- packed full of all your daily vitamins and enzymes to keep your body moving!

[FreakinOcelot]

yuk, win through sniper pee! XD

[thejurassicpark]

sniper piss FTW!!!!!!!!

[Mx718max]

Is the sniper takin steriods?

[arturoe41]

Jarate FTW!

[hennu50]

HOLY FUCKING CRAP .. thats worse then the weird scout dildobat skin thing :O

[TeratoMarty]

Oh gods, I gagged.

[speaknoevil77]

Wait.......the scout drank sniper piss?

[AlteredGuy555]

Deer urine, used in hunting, why he has it for THIS kinda stuff I have no idea

[Madsovic999]

I always thought it was his own... the way the jar fills up.

it's a disgusting thought

[AlteredGuy555]

I figured that out after going over the "Meet the Sniper" vid again, it is his...cause he ain't got the time to go somewhere else...

[DeDaDoDu]

nope... Its his own urine :)

[Gammerman12]

nah it's his pee. watch meet the sniper again.

[lolpringlezz]

1. hes a sniper

[XElliotSalamX]

microsoft sucks BALL SACKS

[keyonte0]

seriously SHUT THE FUCK UP about your damn consoles, The real reason Valve doesn't update the 360 version is because Microsoft charges them for it and the reason they don't update the PS3 version is because it's a pain in the ass to develop for. Also, the 360 version does get bug fixes. The demoman hasn't even been nerfed in the PS3 version yet.

[keyonte0]

That and the sales for the console versions are a lot worse, so why bother?

[TheShadowOfNobody]

I laugh at console fanboys who probably have never even played the console they're putting down and get the basis of all their arguements off wikipedia and websites/blogs/other information mediums made by other fanboys.

[KuperParker]

HAHHHA LOL

[uzzan101]

HAAAAXX!!!!

*throws computer screen at scout*

[iAreTehWigglez]

WK28: Completly legal

They only see it if they have it too

and no, you don't lag more.

[VVK28]

And is it legal:P

[VVK28]

And does other people see it too?

[VVK28]

Do you have more lag if you download that skin and use that?

[BridgerGLambert]

Ok, just so everyone will stop complaining, heres the deal:

1: The reason VALVe is updating the console versions of TF2 is because they WOULD update the xbox version, but if they did that, then the PS3 owners would get pissed. and they just don't feel like updating the PS3 version.

2: The only reason VALVe is making L4D2 so soon is because they have a partnership with EA and EA is making them make it. So quit your whining. VALVe is awesome ether way.

[BridgerGLambert]

Yeah, but they would all overreact and valve can't let that happen.

[MoonGaurd]

Damn you sony for bringing that piece of shit into this world!!! *Holds up fist*

[BridgerGLambert]

XD Well, other than Little Big Planet and inFAMOUS. :P.....

[MoonGaurd]

Little big planet lost its popularity long ago...and inFAMOUS is just an apocalyptic rip-off of crackdown...Really....Sony has been trying to copy the most popular xbox games for years....

[hackerhell900]

Wow I actually have a PS3 and an XBOX and I have to say crackdown isn't even remotely the same as infamous.

[MoonGaurd]

But it is....you have to game alot to see the similarities trust me....look it up!

[hackerhell900]

whatever you say man I just think infamous is much funner than crackdown.

[MoonGaurd]

Because its newer...and I never said it was less fun....

[ToxicatedLum]

it has far more replay value and it's not shit, lol

[kommandojoe]

PC FTW! To make you feel OFFENDED, we both have an operating system by Failsoft :P

[hackerhell900]

Actually IMO I like computer versions of most games more than their console counterparts.

[dashark831]

1. If that were the case then they never would have updated the 360 version of TF2 to begin with. Get your facts straight. They stopped updating the 360 version because they're limited by the amount of available space, it has nothing to do with the PS3 version. Valve has NOTHING to do with the PS3 version of Orange Box either, the only reason its on PS3 in the first place is because EA took the liberty of porting it there to begin with.

2. Could care less about L4D2

[broutchev]

well anyway even thought it's a fail we can't do much then anticipate. so we'll see what will happen. And the art style is a bit like tf2 but it's a lot more like half life I'd say

[legolas9007]

I heard that XBOX version is getting an update on the 21st of this month..... don't get mad if its not true but a server host on the xbox version was saying that it is.

[mauricio1gonzalez]

well good sir, he is a fucking retard

[RELLIKXXX]

They only update pc

[bainaka]

thats kind of shit, and unfair

[OldSuperMarioBros]

If you were stupid enough to buy a VALVe product on something other than the pc, then you deserve no better... :S

[bainaka]

and how does that make me any less of a person, your not making fun of me your technically mocking valve for putting their games on consoles instead of keeping them on the pc

[OldSuperMarioBros]

I apologize, no offense.

VALVe is in a difficult situation here.

They kinda have to release their games on consoles as well, to stay alive. Even though they are one of the companies less plagued by piracy, I believe.

But still, it forces developers to water down their products. Just seeing how they already release Left 4 Dead 2 proves that.

They don't seem to want to treat their games more as service than products anymore like they still do with Team Fortress 2.

[ERRORxakaRay]

They Were Forced To Put Them On Console...LOL jk

[broutchev]

xbox will eventually get updated, or not but ps3 and ea games with valve just do shit

[OldSuperMarioBros]

You know I really couldn't care less.

The console versions of the Orange Box are simply unnecessary.

They just downright suck.

And now VALVe apparently think they should fuck things up a bit more by skipping the whole support of L4D and already make L4D2.

THAT is bullshit.

[broutchev]

Yeah I agree with you and I do also thin that l4d2 is too soon. there was what one major update? one new mode? with one map in THAT mode? I was waiting to upgrade my cpu then buy l4d but then theres the 2... I dont even understand what they are thinking

[koopatroop123]

they should have it where

if you own l4d

you pay like 10 bucks for l4d two

[vsuksteel]

yeh like an expansion that would be cool (though I don't even have L4D I just want fairness :) )

[OldSuperMarioBros]

As I said, their thought process is most likely that their traditional and most noble approach of treating their games like a service with long times support like free updates for their multiplayer games won't do it for the xbox crowd.

Or maybe since they aren't used to that sort of treatment VALVe thinks they can make a quick buck here, I don't know... :/

[broutchev]

well I dont own a xbox but I think that xbox doesnt update a lot of games after theyr release. so maybe valve tries the formula because they're not making that much money with free update.

Anyway l4d 2 will still be sorta rushed on release

[OldSuperMarioBros]

Another reason could be the criticism.of Left 4 Dead not having a lot of replay value, which still makes me wonder why they would simply make another one.

It basically looks the same, except it has now this completely in appropriate TF2 cartoon art style & the characters look boring.

Also it has a chainsaw, but they could've just put that in L4D1 via update, don't you think?

Maybe they think it won't be worth it to update a game since not as many people play it as let's say TF2...

[broutchev]

... I think l4d has a good replay value, not the best but still. Like in a lan 4 vs 4 but anyway I think a major update of l4d would have done the trick. people would have bought. And as I said I was thinking of getting l4d sooner or later but if theres a 2 I wont buy both. And I do think there won't be that much people that will buy both.

Oh and you said that it has the tf2 cartoon art style, I didn't saw that in the videos or maybe not but youre right it would be inappropriate.

[broutchev]

sorry for the double post.

You're right about the part that if half of the l4d players find the replay value not so good, the second l4d won't be that much better so yeah it's kinda nowhere.

[OldSuperMarioBros]

Oh Left 4 Dead had one major update.

Not a very big one though. One more game time...

Watch the trailer of L4D2 again and tell me you don't see it bears and uncanny resemblence to the artstyle of TF2.

[OldSuperMarioBros]

What ever gave you that idea?

Did you buy the Orange Box on the ps3 or something? :/

Only time will tell what they're thinking, bringing out L4D2 already.

[IronSword007]

the scout can drink his own piss now .... .ehm ok

[bainaka]

why isnt bonk on the xbox version? in fact why arent the other maps on the xbox version?

[calapanpo]

They haven't upated it yet, memory issues.

but it's coming

[bainaka]

really? i thought steam released everything globaly together for everything, huh... well i just want the new mapes where you defend those bomb cart things, looks fun

[WindowsDavid]

there is no DLC

[bainaka]

DLC? what is DLC?

[WindowsDavid]

downloadable content

[Itsjustautubeacc]

they don't update console games, only pc

[mauricio1gonzalez]

they updated l4d :D

[WaffleBurgerz]

yeah they have updates for l4d2 on the 360 but u have 2 buy it with ms points :(

[nklapstein]

because it would take to much memory only the cps can take it dont worry they say that they will do it its just taking some time to get everything to a reasonable size

[bainaka]

i hope so, i like playing it online, i make a kickass demo, and their are loads other players who are kickass at it too, they would love an update for their favorite classes

[Theifofheart555]

holy shit..... scary...

[Demonicor]

Wow, snipers need to drink less sugars 0_o

[megaericzero]

Bet it's like alcohol: you only rent the Jarate from sniper. ;)

[thundercat287]

jarate makes you super slow!

[Botro1]

Are you retarded or what? The Blue Scout drank Bonk, the red one drank the Jarate...Now take a closer look at their colours while they race...

[HALPCat]

He ment the after effect.

[Botro1]

Not with that context...

[HALPCat]

I'm pretty sure that he did.

[Botro1]

Different perspectives...

Too bad I can't see yours atm...

[HALPCat]

Some people have bad English, simpe as that.

[Botro1]

And, imho, when they misspell, I can only understand my perspective, anyway, a simple, nice comedy proportioned by this video, don't you agree?

[HALPCat]

Indeed.

[Ahrussoh]

I suddenly stopped producing salliva for a good 5 minutes upon seeing this...

[lbayo12]

cool story bro..... get some halp

[Bearmonkey12345]

LMAO

[shirosaki97]

gee i would not like tto hear the side effects of the jarate

[CaptainPengu]

i didn't think you had it in you scout.

[AkaBob22]

BONK!

NO!

[Freekill33]

I'd run too.

[SegaMario]

eeeew he drank Sniper pee!

[saqifur]

OMFG tht scout just drank piss.

[Odinn08]

Disgusting. I love it!

[AFKNinja00]

lol epic

[TimStyler]

xD Thats dicusting xD

[FELIPEPKPK]

-Scout = need a jarate here!

[GrifsPDA]

wow thats so funny

[PurpleAlien73]

he is drinking piss omg

[ClosedSpaghetti]

And its coming from the Sniper.

[sk958]

now with 33% real radioactive piss

[asaguda]

I fell over laughing when the Jarate scout zoomed off into the distance.

[SuperDawgE]

yum.

[SorrowNight]

loooool

[Bestav2]

lol

[nubonamission]

hehe, good one :D

[SGTNAPALM333]

Clever.

[MeetSimmio]

I wonder what those Australians drink, their pee tastes pretty good!

[DarkSide173]

your fps i broken

[sykowarrier]

hahaha.

wtf??

He just rink the sniper piss

[impishrazor]

Hahaha XD Nice one.

Downloading now.