In reality I'm both a father & a son, but the truth is that I'm not ghost. Holy, or otherwise. I'm just a dude who is tryin' to abide, & I wasn't born on Christmas day. Let's just say it was the day before Halloween, but it might have been that night. Not that it matters, to the discussion.
I've been labeled Mr. Jesus 2.3 by the "International Fellowship of Christian & Jews", who have pushed the envelope with "The God of Abraham". The funny thing is, I'm a mastermind, who happens to be a Muslim.
@proprodigySD To tell you the truth, I'm made up of the same stuff as any old fool, & that would include a prodigy like you. It don't take a pro to tell it like it is, when you know what the truth is.
In reality I'm just a dude whose tryin' to abide, as I kill a little time. I'm not here to CHANGE anything, regardless what anybody HOPEs for. I make a little CHANGE now & then, but the woman HOPEs for more.
When I think of her, I think of WWJD, for in reality my wife's name is Joan . . .
@virtuallyjesuschrist . . . but I usually don't have a clue what she'd do at any moment, for in reality she's got her own mind.
Now, I hope you don't mind (but if you do, it won't change anything), but I'll tell you about a couple of mothers. Mary is the Godmother in my life, & Gabrielle is who gave me birth. I was nurtured in her womb, & delivered to an unsuspecting world.
Mary isn't my mother of course but the Godmother of my daughter.
@proprodigySD The truth to the matter is that I understand it well, this thing we call the internet. It's virtual reality, where I'm the master of my own domain. The obsession you see, is in the mind of yourself, while I'm just tryin' to abide.
In reality what I tell you is the truth, here & there, whether or not you believe it. It's all about the various mindsets of man. Can you understand what I'm tell you, fool?
@proprodigySD In reality that may be the problem with you then, just what you don't understand. You're the guy who keeps responding to the words that I choose, do you understand why you're doing that? Or is it that you're confused by it all. What kind of prodigy is that?
You've come to a guy who calls himself Mr. Deity, & you're talkin' to a guy who's virtually jesus christ, but yet you don't speak "religious internet troll". You seem to be the kind of guy who simply doesn''t have a clue.
"what about all the other fruit?". I've literally never heard anyone say that before and I've never thought it myself! And yet it's so simple! I wish Hitchens could hear Dawkins saying that one in a debate. Dawkins voice: "If bananas were designed with humans in mind. Pineapples most certainly were not!... Save that they stack into handy pyramid shaped piles for the market" (laying on their sides - probably)
Now, having responded to the fool, I would like to actually comment on the video. Thank you very much, Mr. Deity, for the numerous videos you have posted, all of which are thoroughly amusing (I particularly like this one). While I have no money of my own to spare, I have shown these to everyone I know (which is a lot of people), and they too have immensely enjoyed it. Perhaps some day I will come across a nice sum of money, and, after a few charities I know, I promise to send some your way.
@godsownphilosopher Thanks so much. And thanks so much for taking the time to comment -- especially the quantity. I really appreciate people who give their time. It's not always about the money, nor is money the only way to show appreciation. Well done!
@misterdeity most Mr Deity episodes don't have much going on visually (which is not a bad thing) ever thought about releasing some episodes as an audio podcast on iTunes?
@ImKukie Yeah, I've heard that one a thousand times. The problem is, no one can tell me how a specific bit of water can be all three at the same time and place. FAIL!
@misterdeity Well we can introduce quantum physics into water being in 3 states at once....but then the topic would get more complicated then the who's jebus fast. ;P
@whydid666 No, you can't introduce quantum physics and say water is in all three states at once. Here, the quanta are individual water molecules, whereas the phase (solid,etc), characterizes an ensemble of water molecules. For this, it is not a straightforward as superposition (there are weird density matrices to consider). You may have an argument about the phases all being in equilibrium (which is classical, not quantum) - but this too is flawed, as they are distinct.
@godsownphilosopher Additionally, you are attempting to employ the Copenhagen Interpretation of Quantum Mechanics, which is not decidedly true. There are many other interpretations which do not allow superposition. As an example, the many world's interpretation would have it that (in your flawed model) water, ice, and steam would occupy different universes (about as far away from the same time and place as you can get).
@godsownphilosopher Finally, allow me to elaborate on the notion of a density matrix. In quantum mechanics, we have a quantity called a Ψ, which contains all the information of a system. Superposition comes in the idea that for each possibility, we can identify an individual Ψ, whereas the total Ψ is just a sum.
For density matrices,we have an interacting system, in which case it is not a sum, but several different products, organized according to which systems they describe.
@godsownphilosopher Whereas with Ψ, we could simply act on it with a given observable A(which corresponds to a measurable quantity, that is, one with a distinct number), and find a superposition of possibilities (a distribution, in the case of more possibilities).
To account for interacting systems (like an ensemble of water molecules), we need to form the density matrices by multiplying each Ψ by its complex conjugate.
@godsownphilosopher We then use the resulting density matrix, and, multiplying it by the observable A, take the trace. This gives us the resulting distribution, which is not a straightforward superposition.
For the specific case of a water molecule, we can look at the momentum distribution. From this, we can make density matrices to examine the temperature, pressure, and other quantities of the ensemble. Finally, we can use the to identify phase relations.
@godsownphilosopher In this way, we find that there is equilibrium between the states, but there is NO superposition, and, changing to the position basis, we can verify that they are physically distinct.
So, please, before you invoke Quantum Mechanics, know what you are talking about.
@godsownphilosopher Thank you for the lesson, I was joking at the notion and saying how to make the "who's on first senario" even more complicated and less productive. Anyways hope you don't mind gona copy your comment thread and paste it to every 3 states of gawd I come across.
@misterdeity Well, just to play the devil's advocate - there's something called the triple point of water at −38.8344 °C and a pressure of 0.2 mPa (thanks wikipedia), where water is constantly shifting through all three phases at an equilibrium.
@misterdeity Well, yeah- it's a dynamic equilbirum, which means any sample of water at it's triple point is going to be equal parts liquid, steam, and gas- but it's never identical instant to instant. It's pretty cool. Although that's under the hypothetical ideal.
@ImKukie Pray to Chris-chan's GodJesus (look it up) to freeze some water into steam, and maybe you'll have some credibility.
Unless ya wanna default into "it's magic water" or "Thou shalt not tempt the lord" (aka, "Archaic Don't Taze Me, Bro!"), in which case, you're wasting everybody's valuble time.
@ImKukie People who talk to themselves to ask themselves for something. (forgive them father for they...) are CRAZY. Any attempt to justify it or rationalize it is CRAZY too. You would think its common knowledge. It absolutely takes religion to make otherwise reasonable people into IDIOTS.
@ImKukie lol I thought it was like the 3 dimensions; length, height and width, the trinity is just how we are able to perceive God in these 3 dimensions, or something like that
@SapphireMist888 We should come out with a solid chocolate Jesse -- like they do with the easter bunny around the time of the pagan spring celebration (can't remember what that's called).
@misterdeity if you make them, and bless them, all of those who believe in transubstantiation would have chocolate to eat instead of waffers. Chocolate Jesse is a win. lol. It's so stupid all in all.
@misterdeity How about your version of Buddy Jesse? (have to run that by Kevin)
(re: choco-Jesse) Jesse doesn't have particularly big ears, so where will people start nibbling? Maybe you'd consider a Jesse Pez dispenser, with the spear wound being the ejector site. :-)
@sapphireMist888 Brilliant idea! The body in chocolate, so much tastier than those little dry crackers. And for the blood? A (semi)liquid filling? Cherry or coffee go good with chocolate.
I'm not sure what's up with that low rumble, but it gives me the impression that you're having this discussion somewhere on the Enterprise NCC-1701-D :)
@LostInThought1972 Thank you for getting that!!!! So many people right to me complaining about the hum, but I actually put that into each episode because Mr. Deity's world should be powered by warp engines -- no doubt about it. And it works as a pun too, because no one is quite so warped as He.
Ok, enough about the theological meaning. I'm wondering how long it is going to take us poor english speakers to get different second person pronouns for the subjective and the objective, so that round 1 could be rewritten with four scores instead of just three. Thumbs up if you remember grammar?
god isn't like a human.. he's above them. so to us it's difficult to understand that god is two or even three people. but put it on Gods standards and it's very simple to Him.
@nekoblue14955 I love how you talk about this "God" being as though they have any idea what you're talking about. You don't. You have only what other people have told you. That's it.
@Craydon Yes, it certainly would have been more concise. But I've done this before and I knew where that question would lead. I'm just too impatient to go through the entire thread of reasoning with someone.
@misterdeity i've also felt. :D i was once a witch. and i was into the whole feeling. and i was very deeply involved with nature and everything. i know what i felt. wether i caused it out of my own will or it came to me on it's own. but as for me now as a christian. i feel there is something out there. ps- quantum physics
@nekoblue14955 Yeah, I totally get what you are saying the same thing happens to fools who dont understand the powers of Yoda, but to a Jedi, everything is crystal clear. Same thing with He Man, only the masters of the universe understand how the thing works. Its quite simple really I dont know what all the confusion is about.
I don't know if this is just regional, but usually when I'm on Mr. Deity I get a sidebar ad for 'submitting a prayer request'. I just send a request for everyone to pray that Mr. Deity gets a cable tv show :P
Yes, this is pretty much the trinity in perfect summa. Everytime i bring it up, i only get the response "you don't understand this complex philosophical standpoint", while not explaining it either. In fact the trinity was a historical need to bring together the different factions of christianity, who were saying, that jesus was fully human, only god, blablabla, so constantine just thought: "What a mess. Let's stick it together and we have it done." After a little persecution it finally worked.
@Xantese1 Yeah, like you understand the Trinity. Right!!! I've spoken with some of the most brilliant religious minds in the world, and they don't understand it either -- one of whom spent 5 years in the Vatican studying the Summa. But you, of all the people in the world -- you're the one who really gets it. So, go ahead... explain it to the rest of us.
@mrdeity being caught up as humans are with limited senses and narrowminded ways of thinking we will always fail to understand the divine plan if there ever was one. Trying to give names to and identify the divine and its avatars is a futile quest for ordinary men. Its Like asking an ant about DNA I would say the person spending five years in the Vatican could just as well have spent it on the toilet.The same thing came out, crap! But hey, you are so desperate you even ask me for answers ;)
@Xantese1 That was a pretty good dodge. But what is clear -- from your own comments -- is that we can know absolutely nothing about the supernatural and/or any being which may occupy that realm. We can't even know if such a place or "divinity" exists. I wish your fellow religionists would be more like you and admit those obvious facts. Maybe then, they wouldn't be so arrogant as to suggest that they know the divine will better than anyone else.
@misterdeity So what is the job performed by the least know part of the Trinity, the Holy Spirit? lol He breaks up the fights between Father and Son?... LOL
@Xantese1 Wait a second here. You started this by (not very) indirectly calling Brian an idiot for failing to understand the Trinity. Then he challenges you on that and suddenly your language changes from specifically Christian, to vague spirituality and no one can be expected to understand the divine. That's an unfair response when your original implied that you understood the Trinity.
But don't worry because I think I have a handle on it.
@Xantese1 So if we are all so incapable of understanding it, why did 'god' bother to put it all down in a holy book that we call the bible? And why didn't he explain it in a way that we could understand?
I mean if I was a genetic engineer that had just created my first ant, i wouldn't bother trying to explain genetics to it by getting it's offspring to write my words down in a book that no ant could ever fathom. Would just let the little things get on with with whatever they wanted to do.
@thejazzman1959 now "god" didn´t really put it down in a book called the bible. This is more a "best of collection" coming from a bunch of people trying to understand, comprehend and put their beliefs in writing. Compare the bible to the koran which really is the words of god, atleast thats what the muslims believe. I prefer to think that our mysterious lurking deity has put "it" down in the world all around us. The more we learn scentificially and grow mentally as humans we will uncover them
@Xantese1 and if God would have written a manual and explained it all for us, he really would have taken away all the challenges and we wouldn´t have evolved, grown and understand for ourself. After all Adam & Eve really took a bite of that big juicy apple and now we all have to pay for it! ;) Free will comes with a responsibility to ourselves and each other
(John 14:28) YOU heard that I said to YOU, I am going away and I am coming [back] to YOU. If YOU loved me, YOU would rejoice that I am going my way to the Father, because the Father is greater than I am.
(Philippians 2:6-7) who, although he was existing in God’s form, gave no consideration to a seizure, namely, that he should be equal to God. 7 No, but he emptied himself and took a slave’s form and came to be in the likeness of men.
@allinthethinking He is the son, just he son of who?, Im guessing not Josephs, otherwise Mary wouldnt have played the "god did it" card. Think about it.
technically, joking does get you "getting", but you lose "got"... I think you covered up the fact that you have no clue fairly well, except that (it appears that) for some reason you're afraid to say that it actually made more sense as you went along... was this by accident? LOL
Oh man, I’m more confused now. Who in the name of all that is cheesy came up with this insanity? I mean come on! Can anybody accuse the Jews with Deicide for denying this stupidly? Yes, the Christians did for hundreds of yours, its time to wipe out these childish fables.
Perhaps the trinity is just a human idea developed to try (emphasis on try) to help us understand the nature of God? Why does it have to be this unquestionable doctrine? We should seek better and more sensible concepts
heh kinda makes you wonder who Jesus was talking to in the garden:
"Dear Me, if there be any way, let this cup pass from Me. But not My will, but My will be done."
"C'mon, disciples, stop sleeping and help Me pray to Myself to try and see if Myself has another way around My own plan of salvation. If you hear from Me in prayer, let Me know before Judas comes according to My will to take Me away against My preferred wishes."
i'm going to create man and woman with original sin. then i'm going to impregnate a woman with myself as her child, so that i can be born. it means i'm my own father and son. and i'm talking to myself as myself. then i will sacrifice myself to myself. to save you from the sin i original condemned you to. and i shall sit as the right hand of myself. and i will adopt a pet bird in the form of myself. so that i have servant as myself to do my bidding. i'm my own father, son, pet and master.
The Bruce/Batman/Batgirl example fits in with The Gospel according to John, which says that "Jesus" was ALWAYS around...since The Beginning. So "Jesus" isn't the totally nice guy Christians like to pretend he is. Actually, the way the book is written, "God/Jesus/HG" is responsible for all of the atrocities attributed to "God" in the OT. It's like the nurse who first makes the patients sick, then comes and saves them. It would be pure hypocricy...if it wasn't pure myth.
I don't see why everyone has such a problem with the Trinity. We don't have a problem understanding that Batman and Bruce Wayne are the same person, right? Bruce is already fond of the tights and girdle - if he decides to go the whole way from time to time and throw on a bra and high heel boots - voila: a Trinity - Bruce Wayne, Batman and Batgirl - three identities with one consciousness, right?
@Maargen No batman and Bruce never talked to each other, they never did stuff for each other, they were the same person in the way that the werewolf of Hannover was Fritz Haarman. The Trinity is like 3 seperate entities, two work for one one is the leader, one is his son and one is their bitch who's given the shit jobs, the son sacrificed himself to appease the father but they were the same person and the father is in charge of the holy spirit, who is also him.
Nicely done. That is probably why you need faith to accept the nonsensical explanations that are given for these obvious inconsistencies that run rampant in these "sacred" texts.
@2gointruth The Father is Truth? But that would mean that Truth impregnated a woman with Itself to be born into Its own creation, to grow up, to be sacrificed to Itself in order to appease Itself enough to persuade Itself to forgive Its own creation for being as It designed us to be.
It gets more confusing in the scenes where Jesus prays.... And asks himself why he's forsaken himself as he's being sacrificed to himself for a purpose that only he knows himself, yet doesn't know in the person of Jesus because he has to ask himself.
Now I see why I have to believe this, science is SO much more complicated.
If everybody is a child of god, then wouldn't Mr.Deity impregnating the teen to give birth to Jesse be incest? And since Jesse and Deity are the same, which one is doing it? And if its Deity, would Jesse have the misfortune of remembering hitting home? And with all of that taken into account, what'd make Jesse so special?
@misterdeity dude, you're awesome... and you know you are... but why the begging section??? just kidding... I love the begging section!!! A lot of your best moments are on those sections. Keep doing such an amazing show please... and release the next video soon!!!
@bernytheman Sorry to port again, but when are you gonna make fun of the mormons? Mr Deity could meet Joseph Smith some time... it would be awesome...
Imagine Mr Deity complaining about Joseph Smith stealing the spotlight. Telling him they had a deal to give all the glory to Jesus and the catholic church, but instead he decided to make an alternative religion or something like that. Make that in your style and it would work beautilfully
Mind-boggling. That was writing and performing on a very high level. Amazing, in the truest sense of the word. Thank you.
TsunamiBeefPies 18 hours ago
Who's the baby's daddy?
Imperiused 2 days ago
This would be even more complex with the HS.
Requiemxtoxinnocence 4 days ago
Funny vid but I HATE GoDaddy!
Honeymaidg 4 days ago
In reality I'm both a father & a son, but the truth is that I'm not ghost. Holy, or otherwise. I'm just a dude who is tryin' to abide, & I wasn't born on Christmas day. Let's just say it was the day before Halloween, but it might have been that night. Not that it matters, to the discussion.
I've been labeled Mr. Jesus 2.3 by the "International Fellowship of Christian & Jews", who have pushed the envelope with "The God of Abraham". The funny thing is, I'm a mastermind, who happens to be a Muslim.
virtuallyjesuschrist 1 week ago
@virtuallyjesuschrist Or you're made up.
proprodigySD 1 week ago
@proprodigySD To tell you the truth, I'm made up of the same stuff as any old fool, & that would include a prodigy like you. It don't take a pro to tell it like it is, when you know what the truth is.
In reality I'm just a dude whose tryin' to abide, as I kill a little time. I'm not here to CHANGE anything, regardless what anybody HOPEs for. I make a little CHANGE now & then, but the woman HOPEs for more.
When I think of her, I think of WWJD, for in reality my wife's name is Joan . . .
virtuallyjesuschrist 1 week ago
@virtuallyjesuschrist . . . but I usually don't have a clue what she'd do at any moment, for in reality she's got her own mind.
Now, I hope you don't mind (but if you do, it won't change anything), but I'll tell you about a couple of mothers. Mary is the Godmother in my life, & Gabrielle is who gave me birth. I was nurtured in her womb, & delivered to an unsuspecting world.
Mary isn't my mother of course but the Godmother of my daughter.
None of it's a lie.
Do you think that it's Fate or Design?
Jesus2point3 1 week ago
@virtuallyjesuschrist Or you're a dude who doesn't understand the verisimilitude of the internet and who is overly obsessed with the CAPS button.
proprodigySD 1 week ago
@proprodigySD The truth to the matter is that I understand it well, this thing we call the internet. It's virtual reality, where I'm the master of my own domain. The obsession you see, is in the mind of yourself, while I'm just tryin' to abide.
In reality what I tell you is the truth, here & there, whether or not you believe it. It's all about the various mindsets of man. Can you understand what I'm tell you, fool?
virtuallyjesuschrist 1 week ago
@virtuallyjesuschrist Nope. I don't speak religious internet troll.
proprodigySD 1 week ago
@proprodigySD In reality that may be the problem with you then, just what you don't understand. You're the guy who keeps responding to the words that I choose, do you understand why you're doing that? Or is it that you're confused by it all. What kind of prodigy is that?
You've come to a guy who calls himself Mr. Deity, & you're talkin' to a guy who's virtually jesus christ, but yet you don't speak "religious internet troll". You seem to be the kind of guy who simply doesn''t have a clue.
virtuallyjesuschrist 6 days ago
Hey Mr. Deity. Quick question I just saw someone bring up.
1) God can't die.
2) God is Jesus.
3) How did Jesus die so he could be ressurected?
Stairc 4 weeks ago
"what about all the other fruit?". I've literally never heard anyone say that before and I've never thought it myself! And yet it's so simple! I wish Hitchens could hear Dawkins saying that one in a debate. Dawkins voice: "If bananas were designed with humans in mind. Pineapples most certainly were not!... Save that they stack into handy pyramid shaped piles for the market" (laying on their sides - probably)
McPrfctday 1 month ago
Now, having responded to the fool, I would like to actually comment on the video. Thank you very much, Mr. Deity, for the numerous videos you have posted, all of which are thoroughly amusing (I particularly like this one). While I have no money of my own to spare, I have shown these to everyone I know (which is a lot of people), and they too have immensely enjoyed it. Perhaps some day I will come across a nice sum of money, and, after a few charities I know, I promise to send some your way.
godsownphilosopher 1 month ago
@godsownphilosopher Thanks so much. And thanks so much for taking the time to comment -- especially the quantity. I really appreciate people who give their time. It's not always about the money, nor is money the only way to show appreciation. Well done!
misterdeity 1 month ago
@misterdeity most Mr Deity episodes don't have much going on visually (which is not a bad thing) ever thought about releasing some episodes as an audio podcast on iTunes?
insidejokesarelame 1 month ago
@insidejokesarelame That's an interesting idea. I'll have to think about that one.
misterdeity 1 month ago
Am I really slow for watching this three times trying to follow along?
timodilo 1 month ago
hahaha nice Abbot and Costello slip
barBEARianProduction 1 month ago
my mind is blown :D
beingmyownself 1 month ago
If it were possible to have a video tattooed on my arm, it would be this one. Brilliant, gentlemen!
PatrolmanDark 1 month ago
@PatrolmanDark
You could have it tattooed on your arm, chest, and back!
PillsC2E 1 month ago
I love theological statements from people who can't spell the word "infinite". Ridiculous and tragic at once, like human existence in general.
Cabochon1360 1 month ago
Simplified: Its like Water, Ice & Steam. It's all H20... Trinity = God the Father, Son & Holy Spirit = The big Kahuna
ImKukie 1 month ago
@ImKukie Yeah, I've heard that one a thousand times. The problem is, no one can tell me how a specific bit of water can be all three at the same time and place. FAIL!
misterdeity 1 month ago
@misterdeity Well we can introduce quantum physics into water being in 3 states at once....but then the topic would get more complicated then the who's jebus fast. ;P
whydid666 1 month ago
@whydid666 No, you can't introduce quantum physics and say water is in all three states at once. Here, the quanta are individual water molecules, whereas the phase (solid,etc), characterizes an ensemble of water molecules. For this, it is not a straightforward as superposition (there are weird density matrices to consider). You may have an argument about the phases all being in equilibrium (which is classical, not quantum) - but this too is flawed, as they are distinct.
godsownphilosopher 1 month ago
@godsownphilosopher Additionally, you are attempting to employ the Copenhagen Interpretation of Quantum Mechanics, which is not decidedly true. There are many other interpretations which do not allow superposition. As an example, the many world's interpretation would have it that (in your flawed model) water, ice, and steam would occupy different universes (about as far away from the same time and place as you can get).
godsownphilosopher 1 month ago
@godsownphilosopher Finally, allow me to elaborate on the notion of a density matrix. In quantum mechanics, we have a quantity called a Ψ, which contains all the information of a system. Superposition comes in the idea that for each possibility, we can identify an individual Ψ, whereas the total Ψ is just a sum.
For density matrices,we have an interacting system, in which case it is not a sum, but several different products, organized according to which systems they describe.
godsownphilosopher 1 month ago
@godsownphilosopher Whereas with Ψ, we could simply act on it with a given observable A(which corresponds to a measurable quantity, that is, one with a distinct number), and find a superposition of possibilities (a distribution, in the case of more possibilities).
To account for interacting systems (like an ensemble of water molecules), we need to form the density matrices by multiplying each Ψ by its complex conjugate.
godsownphilosopher 1 month ago
@godsownphilosopher We then use the resulting density matrix, and, multiplying it by the observable A, take the trace. This gives us the resulting distribution, which is not a straightforward superposition.
For the specific case of a water molecule, we can look at the momentum distribution. From this, we can make density matrices to examine the temperature, pressure, and other quantities of the ensemble. Finally, we can use the to identify phase relations.
godsownphilosopher 1 month ago
@godsownphilosopher In this way, we find that there is equilibrium between the states, but there is NO superposition, and, changing to the position basis, we can verify that they are physically distinct.
So, please, before you invoke Quantum Mechanics, know what you are talking about.
godsownphilosopher 1 month ago
@godsownphilosopher Thank you for the lesson, I was joking at the notion and saying how to make the "who's on first senario" even more complicated and less productive. Anyways hope you don't mind gona copy your comment thread and paste it to every 3 states of gawd I come across.
whydid666 1 month ago
@misterdeity Well, just to play the devil's advocate - there's something called the triple point of water at −38.8344 °C and a pressure of 0.2 mPa (thanks wikipedia), where water is constantly shifting through all three phases at an equilibrium.
DejaViewed 1 month ago
@DejaViewed I believe the key word there is "shifting."
misterdeity 1 month ago
@misterdeity Well, yeah- it's a dynamic equilbirum, which means any sample of water at it's triple point is going to be equal parts liquid, steam, and gas- but it's never identical instant to instant. It's pretty cool. Although that's under the hypothetical ideal.
DejaViewed 1 month ago
@misterdeity nice who's on first reference
Bicthslave 1 month ago
@ImKukie Pray to Chris-chan's GodJesus (look it up) to freeze some water into steam, and maybe you'll have some credibility.
Unless ya wanna default into "it's magic water" or "Thou shalt not tempt the lord" (aka, "Archaic Don't Taze Me, Bro!"), in which case, you're wasting everybody's valuble time.
Xunkun 1 month ago
@ImKukie People who talk to themselves to ask themselves for something. (forgive them father for they...) are CRAZY. Any attempt to justify it or rationalize it is CRAZY too. You would think its common knowledge. It absolutely takes religion to make otherwise reasonable people into IDIOTS.
jlc012 1 month ago
@ImKukie lol I thought it was like the 3 dimensions; length, height and width, the trinity is just how we are able to perceive God in these 3 dimensions, or something like that
SuccubusMagician 1 month ago
Technically, isn't the "Ghost" or "Holy Spirt" the "Dad?" That's how little sense theology makes :D
Kalevala87 1 month ago
MrD - You must have wanted to kill yourself hearing those dings while editing that baby. Brilliant work, as always, though.
bjjolley 1 month ago
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Evian622 1 month ago
I doubt I'm the first to notice but I love how the youtube add on the right is for earning a 'Bible Degree'. Oh the irony.
CathakLinari 1 month ago
Who's on first, right?
SierraBravoOneNiner 1 month ago
Is that some sort of drinking game? LOL
iatfai0428 1 month ago
Jesus is hot. I just want to lick him. Mmmm.
SapphireMist888 1 month ago
@SapphireMist888 We should come out with a solid chocolate Jesse -- like they do with the easter bunny around the time of the pagan spring celebration (can't remember what that's called).
misterdeity 1 month ago
@misterdeity if you make them, and bless them, all of those who believe in transubstantiation would have chocolate to eat instead of waffers. Chocolate Jesse is a win. lol. It's so stupid all in all.
whatothersee 1 month ago
@misterdeity It's called Ostara.
coragus 1 month ago
@misterdeity How about your version of Buddy Jesse? (have to run that by Kevin)
(re: choco-Jesse) Jesse doesn't have particularly big ears, so where will people start nibbling? Maybe you'd consider a Jesse Pez dispenser, with the spear wound being the ejector site. :-)
aikimark1955 1 month ago
@misterdeity That also works.
SapphireMist888 1 month ago
@misterdeity lol awesome
rallyfan916 1 month ago
@sapphireMist888 Brilliant idea! The body in chocolate, so much tastier than those little dry crackers. And for the blood? A (semi)liquid filling? Cherry or coffee go good with chocolate.
Sanebison 1 month ago
@SapphireMist888 HAHAHA ...me too
fate241 1 month ago
Bill Maher may have watched this video :D
AccaLarentia90 1 month ago
I'm not sure what's up with that low rumble, but it gives me the impression that you're having this discussion somewhere on the Enterprise NCC-1701-D :)
LostInThought1972 1 month ago
@LostInThought1972 Thank you for getting that!!!! So many people right to me complaining about the hum, but I actually put that into each episode because Mr. Deity's world should be powered by warp engines -- no doubt about it. And it works as a pun too, because no one is quite so warped as He.
misterdeity 1 month ago
Ok, enough about the theological meaning. I'm wondering how long it is going to take us poor english speakers to get different second person pronouns for the subjective and the objective, so that round 1 could be rewritten with four scores instead of just three. Thumbs up if you remember grammar?
ahgflyguy 1 month ago
god isn't like a human.. he's above them. so to us it's difficult to understand that god is two or even three people. but put it on Gods standards and it's very simple to Him.
nekoblue14955 1 month ago
@nekoblue14955 I love how you talk about this "God" being as though they have any idea what you're talking about. You don't. You have only what other people have told you. That's it.
misterdeity 1 month ago
@misterdeity A better reply would have been "How do you know?"
Craydon 1 month ago
@Craydon Yes, it certainly would have been more concise. But I've done this before and I knew where that question would lead. I'm just too impatient to go through the entire thread of reasoning with someone.
misterdeity 1 month ago
true. God is infinant. so therefore i do not understand him. but we are of God so surely there must be some form of understandment..
nekoblue14955 1 month ago
@nekoblue14955 Of course... the way a snail has some form of understandment of DNA -- because the snail is of DNA.
misterdeity 1 month ago
@misterdeity luckily we are not snails. :D lol jk. no actually this one went right over my head.
nekoblue14955 1 month ago
@nekoblue14955 I love the word "infinant". It sounds like an infinite infant.
Also love "understandment". That is gonna be my new favorite catchword!
Crunchy68 1 month ago
@misterdeity i've also felt. :D i was once a witch. and i was into the whole feeling. and i was very deeply involved with nature and everything. i know what i felt. wether i caused it out of my own will or it came to me on it's own. but as for me now as a christian. i feel there is something out there. ps- quantum physics
nekoblue14955 1 month ago
@nekoblue14955 Yeah, I totally get what you are saying the same thing happens to fools who dont understand the powers of Yoda, but to a Jedi, everything is crystal clear. Same thing with He Man, only the masters of the universe understand how the thing works. Its quite simple really I dont know what all the confusion is about.
jlc012 1 month ago
@jlc012 lol :D ha ha very funny.
nekoblue14955 1 month ago
@nekoblue14955 Don't you mean God and you are above us? Only someone higher than us could possibly know that for a fact, like you. Congrats.
guidi2005 1 month ago
@guidi2005 you sir have issues.
nekoblue14955 1 month ago
@nekoblue14955 Anybody able to understand the Trinity should be able to easily resolve the Russell's paradox. Look for "barber paradox".
arloyola 1 month ago
@arloyola ah i've been outwitted. i knew nothing of the barber paradox. i'm still new to my bible.
nekoblue14955 1 month ago
@arloyola easy the female hair stylist. who does the womans hair?
nekoblue14955 1 month ago
"Are we channeling again?" HAHAHAHA!!
mazzmlani 2 months ago in playlist More videos from misterdeity
sooooo good! i love you guys!
meanderband 2 months ago
Is "brilliant religious minds..." an oxymoron???
gorwell97 3 months ago
I don't know if this is just regional, but usually when I'm on Mr. Deity I get a sidebar ad for 'submitting a prayer request'. I just send a request for everyone to pray that Mr. Deity gets a cable tv show :P
LunaticFringe20 3 months ago
Is Mr. Deity atheist or does he have a God?
George4943 3 months ago
@George4943 Mr. Deity has no god.
wireless4me 1 month ago
Yes, this is pretty much the trinity in perfect summa. Everytime i bring it up, i only get the response "you don't understand this complex philosophical standpoint", while not explaining it either. In fact the trinity was a historical need to bring together the different factions of christianity, who were saying, that jesus was fully human, only god, blablabla, so constantine just thought: "What a mess. Let's stick it together and we have it done." After a little persecution it finally worked.
MardasMan 3 months ago
Religion is Delusional
quantumleap8824 3 months ago
All religions are nonsense.
PaperSoapy 4 months ago
@PaperSoapy WOOT! thats what i'm talkin about
bullet30cal 3 months ago
this is what happens when idiots try to understand divinity!
Xantese1 4 months ago
@Xantese1 Yeah, like you understand the Trinity. Right!!! I've spoken with some of the most brilliant religious minds in the world, and they don't understand it either -- one of whom spent 5 years in the Vatican studying the Summa. But you, of all the people in the world -- you're the one who really gets it. So, go ahead... explain it to the rest of us.
misterdeity 4 months ago
@mrdeity being caught up as humans are with limited senses and narrowminded ways of thinking we will always fail to understand the divine plan if there ever was one. Trying to give names to and identify the divine and its avatars is a futile quest for ordinary men. Its Like asking an ant about DNA I would say the person spending five years in the Vatican could just as well have spent it on the toilet.The same thing came out, crap! But hey, you are so desperate you even ask me for answers ;)
Xantese1 3 months ago
@Xantese1 That was a pretty good dodge. But what is clear -- from your own comments -- is that we can know absolutely nothing about the supernatural and/or any being which may occupy that realm. We can't even know if such a place or "divinity" exists. I wish your fellow religionists would be more like you and admit those obvious facts. Maybe then, they wouldn't be so arrogant as to suggest that they know the divine will better than anyone else.
misterdeity 3 months ago
@misterdeity So what is the job performed by the least know part of the Trinity, the Holy Spirit? lol He breaks up the fights between Father and Son?... LOL
2eelShmeal 1 month ago
@Xantese1 Wait a second here. You started this by (not very) indirectly calling Brian an idiot for failing to understand the Trinity. Then he challenges you on that and suddenly your language changes from specifically Christian, to vague spirituality and no one can be expected to understand the divine. That's an unfair response when your original implied that you understood the Trinity.
But don't worry because I think I have a handle on it.
God is suffering from split personality disorder.
binkey 1 month ago
@Xantese1 We're still waiting...
davemuscato 3 months ago
@Xantese1 So if we are all so incapable of understanding it, why did 'god' bother to put it all down in a holy book that we call the bible? And why didn't he explain it in a way that we could understand?
I mean if I was a genetic engineer that had just created my first ant, i wouldn't bother trying to explain genetics to it by getting it's offspring to write my words down in a book that no ant could ever fathom. Would just let the little things get on with with whatever they wanted to do.
thejazzman1959 3 months ago
@thejazzman1959 now "god" didn´t really put it down in a book called the bible. This is more a "best of collection" coming from a bunch of people trying to understand, comprehend and put their beliefs in writing. Compare the bible to the koran which really is the words of god, atleast thats what the muslims believe. I prefer to think that our mysterious lurking deity has put "it" down in the world all around us. The more we learn scentificially and grow mentally as humans we will uncover them
Xantese1 3 months ago
@Xantese1 and if God would have written a manual and explained it all for us, he really would have taken away all the challenges and we wouldn´t have evolved, grown and understand for ourself. After all Adam & Eve really took a bite of that big juicy apple and now we all have to pay for it! ;) Free will comes with a responsibility to ourselves and each other
Xantese1 3 months ago
@Xantese1 except they didn't...
ajgrovery91 3 months ago
@Xantese1 So the Bible is NOT the word of god?,Then on what do you base your faith? That these ancient script writers 'guessed right'?
They got one thing wrong for sure...
They say the bible IS the word of god, if they got that wrong, what about the rest?
Timothy 3:16 and 2 Peter 1:20-21 both show the source of the Scriptures as being from God
"Behold, I have put My words in your mouth." (Jeremiah 1:9).
"When you received from us the word of God"s message" Thessalonians 2:13
thejazzman1959 2 months ago
@thejazzman1959 The Bible is the word of God . . . because . . . it says so right there in the Bible! Sure . . that makes sense.
cufflink44 1 month ago
That's why the trinity is absolute nonsense.
MuslimRationalizer 4 months ago
I don't know! THIRD BASE!
I love that you made that reference!
jessredhawk 4 months ago in playlist mr deity
I can't believe people believe this...
SuperDrSmart 4 months ago
YOU win! because everything happen to this world by your action o.0
condorX2 4 months ago
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condorX2 4 months ago
LOL Who's on second - are we channeling again?? LOL
MrJohndl 4 months ago
brutally murding your son that shows alot of love what a joke people actually believe it!!
how insane it that!
cultofedward 4 months ago
lol this one is awesome. great paradox
HAXO9000 5 months ago
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(John 14:28) YOU heard that I said to YOU, I am going away and I am coming [back] to YOU. If YOU loved me, YOU would rejoice that I am going my way to the Father, because the Father is greater than I am.
(Philippians 2:6-7) who, although he was existing in God’s form, gave no consideration to a seizure, namely, that he should be equal to God. 7 No, but he emptied himself and took a slave’s form and came to be in the likeness of men.
franklinjonesii 5 months ago
@franklinjonesii Thanks for the explanation. Everything is perfectly clear now.
misterdeity 5 months ago
If you are single, gay and the Jesus, I want to date you. Call me
enkii82 5 months ago
I am sorry, I am watching it because that GUY is very HOT!! i dont pay attention much to the substance
enkii82 5 months ago
@enkii82 I get that a lot. Thanks.
misterdeity 5 months ago
@misterdeity lol, how about if i asked you if you were single, gay and looking? I want to date you :)
enkii82 5 months ago
@misterdeity lol, how about if i asked you if you were single, gay and is the Jesus? I want to date you :)
enkii82 5 months ago
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@misterdeity lol, how about if i asked you if you were single, gay and is the Jesus? I want to date you :)
enkii82 5 months ago
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@misterdeity lol, how about if i asked you if you were single, gay and the Jesus? I want to date you :)
enkii82 5 months ago
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@misterdeity lol, how about if i asked you if you were single, gay and the Jesus? I want to date you
enkii82 5 months ago
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@misterdeity lol, how about if i asked you if you were single, gay and looking? I want to date you :)
enkii82 5 months ago
@misterdeity lol, if you are single, gay and the Jesus I want to date you. call me
enkii82 5 months ago
@enkii82 His hotness IS the substance -- the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things seen (to put it Biblically).
misterdeity 5 months ago
@misterdeity two heads better than one, lol of course!! gay!! haha
enkii82 5 months ago
THE ONLY WAY TO SOLVE THIS IS TO SAY IT IS A SAIJAN FUSION.
godspeakfire 6 months ago
@godspeakfire
LMAO, xD
fullfist 6 months ago
I don't see what's the problem. Jesus IS NOT God! Never has been and never will be!. Jesus is the son. Period.
allinthethinking 6 months ago
@allinthethinking
nope, actually the whole point of Christianity is that God incarnate walked the earth, was/is sinless, and paid off the sins of humanity
fullfist 6 months ago
@allinthethinking He is the son, just he son of who?, Im guessing not Josephs, otherwise Mary wouldnt have played the "god did it" card. Think about it.
jlc012 5 months ago
next to this video is an ad for an online christian prayer center where you can post a prayer request to have thousands of believers pray for you.
hardinmichael1981 6 months ago
This it really great stuff!
zardozcs 7 months ago
technically, joking does get you "getting", but you lose "got"... I think you covered up the fact that you have no clue fairly well, except that (it appears that) for some reason you're afraid to say that it actually made more sense as you went along... was this by accident? LOL
MrGodkid 7 months ago
Oh man, I’m more confused now. Who in the name of all that is cheesy came up with this insanity? I mean come on! Can anybody accuse the Jews with Deicide for denying this stupidly? Yes, the Christians did for hundreds of yours, its time to wipe out these childish fables.
CWJohnson1990 7 months ago
Does Mr Deity want a Bang for his Bach at Babylon!>?
BuildBabylon 8 months ago
Jesus is hot!
ginad17 9 months ago
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bifflovesjesus 9 months ago
@bifflovesjesus . Since you understand the trinity, please explain it to everyone, or do you need to be Christian/deluded to understand it.
fensomband 6 months ago
I LOVE THIS
somewhatd 9 months ago
Best ever!
monasongs 9 months ago
Perhaps the trinity is just a human idea developed to try (emphasis on try) to help us understand the nature of God? Why does it have to be this unquestionable doctrine? We should seek better and more sensible concepts
PastorSoto777 9 months ago
You forgot to throw in the Holy Spirit. The Trinity is a concept humans cannot comprehand.
gurucarcar 9 months ago
For heaven's sake...Its Christianity!!! It's NOT supposed to make sense. If it did, they'd all kill themselves.
choongd 9 months ago
heh kinda makes you wonder who Jesus was talking to in the garden:
"Dear Me, if there be any way, let this cup pass from Me. But not My will, but My will be done."
"C'mon, disciples, stop sleeping and help Me pray to Myself to try and see if Myself has another way around My own plan of salvation. If you hear from Me in prayer, let Me know before Judas comes according to My will to take Me away against My preferred wishes."
Discern4 10 months ago
too good
MrSwedenik 10 months ago
brilliant, perfect mockery of the Trinity and the foolishness of the apologetic theories about the crucifixion
PrincepsNemesis 10 months ago
anyone else notice the counters jumped a couple numbers at once a few times?
deathman1021 10 months ago
i'm going to create man and woman with original sin. then i'm going to impregnate a woman with myself as her child, so that i can be born. it means i'm my own father and son. and i'm talking to myself as myself. then i will sacrifice myself to myself. to save you from the sin i original condemned you to. and i shall sit as the right hand of myself. and i will adopt a pet bird in the form of myself. so that i have servant as myself to do my bidding. i'm my own father, son, pet and master.
nessuaco 11 months ago
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The Bruce/Batman/Batgirl example fits in with The Gospel according to John, which says that "Jesus" was ALWAYS around...since The Beginning. So "Jesus" isn't the totally nice guy Christians like to pretend he is. Actually, the way the book is written, "God/Jesus/HG" is responsible for all of the atrocities attributed to "God" in the OT. It's like the nurse who first makes the patients sick, then comes and saves them. It would be pure hypocricy...if it wasn't pure myth.
Maargen 1 year ago
@Maargen So it's much more idiotic than you make it out to be.
explosivoification 1 year ago
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I don't see why everyone has such a problem with the Trinity. We don't have a problem understanding that Batman and Bruce Wayne are the same person, right? Bruce is already fond of the tights and girdle - if he decides to go the whole way from time to time and throw on a bra and high heel boots - voila: a Trinity - Bruce Wayne, Batman and Batgirl - three identities with one consciousness, right?
Maargen 1 year ago
@Maargen No batman and Bruce never talked to each other, they never did stuff for each other, they were the same person in the way that the werewolf of Hannover was Fritz Haarman. The Trinity is like 3 seperate entities, two work for one one is the leader, one is his son and one is their bitch who's given the shit jobs, the son sacrificed himself to appease the father but they were the same person and the father is in charge of the holy spirit, who is also him.
explosivoification 1 year ago
"Captain Jesus, he's our hero
gonna take redemption down to zero
hes got powers magnified, and hes fighting on his fathers side.."
"We're ther Jesusteers, you can be one too!
'Cause confusing our planet is the thing to do"
"By our(my) powers combined, I(we) am Captain Jesus!"
...lmmfao!
CrimsonDragonStar 1 year ago
the coconut and the durian are the works of satan!
j0hnnytamb0rine 1 year ago
Nicely done. That is probably why you need faith to accept the nonsensical explanations that are given for these obvious inconsistencies that run rampant in these "sacred" texts.
gerardrbain1972 1 year ago
" & there's nothing we can take for this ??? Haldol ??? Stelazine ??? LOL!!! Freeeeeeekin' Classic !!!
MaitreyaRocket 1 year ago
the pear is the works of Lucy since it looks like the females curve
adirm18 1 year ago
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Atheism serves only to criticise those who believe in the Father (Truth) - It has no other purpose.
Those who use mockery and sarcasm surely can have no understanding of that to which they are sarcastic and mock?
2gointruth 1 year ago
@2gointruth The Father is Truth? But that would mean that Truth impregnated a woman with Itself to be born into Its own creation, to grow up, to be sacrificed to Itself in order to appease Itself enough to persuade Itself to forgive Its own creation for being as It designed us to be.
lazyperfectionist1 1 year ago
@lazyperfectionist1
As you wish.
2gointruth 1 year ago
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"In the name of the Father, the Son, the Holy Spirit, the Techie, the Neo, and the Hep-cat, amen."
lazyperfectionist1 1 year ago
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If you do not recognise the teacher then will you not know the one who sent him.
2gointruth 1 year ago
It gets more confusing in the scenes where Jesus prays.... And asks himself why he's forsaken himself as he's being sacrificed to himself for a purpose that only he knows himself, yet doesn't know in the person of Jesus because he has to ask himself.
Now I see why I have to believe this, science is SO much more complicated.
arachnophile01 1 year ago
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.....And there's nothing we can take for this?
Maphysto 1 year ago
poor jesus lol, haha
gphhawkins 1 year ago
@misterdeity One of my favorite Jefferson quotes.
SgtDICTION 1 year ago
If everybody is a child of god, then wouldn't Mr.Deity impregnating the teen to give birth to Jesse be incest? And since Jesse and Deity are the same, which one is doing it? And if its Deity, would Jesse have the misfortune of remembering hitting home? And with all of that taken into account, what'd make Jesse so special?
NoNamesLeft0102 1 year ago
@misterdeity dude, you're awesome... and you know you are... but why the begging section??? just kidding... I love the begging section!!! A lot of your best moments are on those sections. Keep doing such an amazing show please... and release the next video soon!!!
bernytheman 1 year ago
@bernytheman Sorry to port again, but when are you gonna make fun of the mormons? Mr Deity could meet Joseph Smith some time... it would be awesome...
Imagine Mr Deity complaining about Joseph Smith stealing the spotlight. Telling him they had a deal to give all the glory to Jesus and the catholic church, but instead he decided to make an alternative religion or something like that. Make that in your style and it would work beautilfully
Just remember to pay me for the awesome idea!!!
bernytheman 1 year ago
man is this hilariuos or what?
great job
XaexSoulForged 1 year ago
third base? Abbot and Costello? :P
Devilsnightforlife 1 year ago
Jesus had two dads, so what's the big deal.
naivetricenarian 1 year ago
@naivetricenarian 2 dads, and a mum that wasn't really his mum :P In other words, God impregnated a surrogate in order to give birth to himself xD
Darthmas2242 1 year ago
@misterdeity lol. I'll have to remember that line.
Deejio 1 year ago
As a joke, God should create a fourth aspect of Himself just to throw everyone's theology for a loop.
Oh, NVM, Revelation 4:5 (and 1:4) already brought it up to "seven spirits of God."
I'm torn between comparing It to a chimera and to Captain Planet.
tifforo1 1 year ago
@tifforo1 That's very funny!
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity Nice refrence to Who's on First
Bicthslave 1 year ago
@misterdeity we could just add liberace, that would cover it. and thanks for the show. best laughs I ever get. i know, it's kinda sad.
iconografer 1 year ago
@tifforo1 LET THE SEVEN SPIRITS COMBINE!
robertwc82 1 year ago
@misterdeity Okay. =P
TheGenuineChristian 1 year ago