DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.NOW YOU STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP.THIS IS SO SCARY.PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WO
@optimusprime5050 The way i hear, Chuck Norris killed 43 terrorists with a single bullet....NO GUN. He just took the bullet and pushed it through their heads. One at a time.
OMG! My friend Jen sang this song at the end of summer camp! Sang it perfectly! i like the part about Chuck Norris! Yeah, thats right Connor! Im on your side! Woo Hoo!
10 facts about you 1. You're reading my comment 2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact 4. You didn't notice I skipped three 5. You're checking now 6. You're smiling 7. You're still reading my comment 9. You didn't realize I skipped eight 10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. :) 11. You are enjoying this 12. You didn't realize there's only suppossed to be ten facts :))))
Honestly, I say it would be a tie between Chuck Norris and Bruce Campbell. Once it gets to that point the universe would cave in on itself from the shear epicness of the fight to end all fights.
Old Godzilla was fking around Tokyo City Like a Big Playground Suddenly Batman Jizzed from the Shade And hit Godzilla with his Bat-Cum Spray Godzilla got laid and began to fuck Bat But didnt expect to be fucked by Shaq He proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Lube When Aaron Carter came out of the blue And he started sucking off Shaquille O'Neal In the back seat of the Batmobile But before they could make it back to Aaron's loveshack Abraham Lincoln teabagged his sack Took a 9-inch vibrator
Chuck Norris cant deflect a bullet with his beard,Chuck Norris is so tuff that under his beard there is no chin but just another fist,The opening scene of saving private ryan was alot like chuck norris's dodgeball game
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman and every single Power Ranger; Bill S. Preston and Thedore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan. :)
huhaauahahahahahhaha godizlla would of pwned em all but chucknoris would win no matter what since he is a god so yea he could summon millions of things to kill them all
you made what? if your talking about this video then i know your totally lying. and if you say you did you dont have proof so yeah. It was Neil Ceceireiga that made this. He also made potter puppet pals
ffs, just enjoy it. chuck norris isnt that good in reality. just an american favourite because he is american and so of course theres all the 'chuck facts' .etc. .etc. just enjoy the vid :D
mr rodgers would of been in the background saying no im not in it but when the last person stood he came in there with a sword and killed him that shows mr rodgers cheated but who cares he KILLS HIMSELF LOL
a cookie for anyone who can keep trace of who versus who for more then 45 seconds!
idodo32 2 months ago
omg i just thout the bes fusion ever goku+chuck noriis
evette32763 2 months ago
ha-ha they lied Mr. Rutgers didn't win it was the boy with the ice cream dumb ass ha-ha happy Halloween everybody
mikesmierop 2 months ago
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TheAceCard21 4 months ago
Thumbs up if you see mario and aonic having a sissy fight! lol
SonicMario90000 6 months ago
This is copyright. Chuck Norris can't be killed. He once killed forty three terrorists with one bullet..........and it was a warning shot.
optimusprime5050 7 months ago
@optimusprime5050 The way i hear, Chuck Norris killed 43 terrorists with a single bullet....NO GUN. He just took the bullet and pushed it through their heads. One at a time.
CatusJackIV 3 months ago
765 people are losers
ilovefire646410 8 months ago
FAKE! CHUCK NORRIS CAN'T BE BEATEN!
ERIKALHAG3N 9 months ago
does indiana have pants?
imafirindalazor 10 months ago
@imafirindalazor haha XD does't look like he has XD
SomeKnowsLikes 10 months ago
2:48-2:51 ? who is making that noise?
tacomaster23 11 months ago
@DarkBonesDaku Yup I Know
zmbn900 11 months ago
WHAT THE HELL is with mister Roger dancing with blood gushing out
KnoxCallumProduction 11 months ago
Did Anyone Notice It Skipped 3:29 ?
zmbn900 11 months ago
@zmbn900
It does that on all videos for some reason.
DarkBonesDaku 11 months ago
Did anyone else hear the baby whining when chuck norris died?
Cryogenicmonkey 1 year ago
@Cryogenicmonkey that wasnt a baby that was a kid who was surprised
BlockyIncorporated 1 year ago
Billy Mays wudda won. RIP BILLY MAYS
InvaderAly1 1 year ago
LOL so cool i want to be in a movie like this
3kshadow 1 year ago
OMG! My friend Jen sang this song at the end of summer camp! Sang it perfectly! i like the part about Chuck Norris! Yeah, thats right Connor! Im on your side! Woo Hoo!
Crazyloco5000 1 year ago 2
where is michal jackson
coolys201 1 year ago
chuck norris really died ? fake. i don't believe this shit =/
neolopus 1 year ago
mr rodgers i thought he killed himself
locowolf6 1 year ago
The scariest part about it is that I was able to memorize the entire song.
dcg580 1 year ago
he cant die wow
botsman5 1 year ago
Didn't the guy with the ice cream win?
MakDakProductions 1 year ago
if chuck noris came from the light i would think only one thing HOLY SHIT ITS FUCKING ARMAGEDDON
cphomie1 1 year ago
Sameul jackson is tired of these mother fucking memes in his mother fucking videos.
WiloChris 1 year ago
Look at batmans face when he appears. full lol
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C3BO8D 1 year ago
haahh LOL !! XD
SomeKnowsLikes 1 year ago
Honestly, I say it would be a tie between Chuck Norris and Bruce Campbell. Once it gets to that point the universe would cave in on itself from the shear epicness of the fight to end all fights.
WOLF777dude 1 year ago
chuck norris owns all!!!!
TATERxSALAD44 1 year ago
Chuck Norris, I'm very happy for you. Imma let you finish, but Mr. Rodgers is the most epic person in the world. IN THE WORLD!
Robogeek360 1 year ago
@Robogeek360 who the hell is is him?
Lyrdi 1 year ago
@Lyrdi The guy who suisides himself at the end of the video....
Robogeek360 1 year ago
@Robogeek360 omg... i knew it!
Lyrdi 1 year ago
TheLacker13 1 year ago
@TheLacker13 The ultimate Orgy? lool :D
jakehalsall96 1 year ago
@TheLacker13 Out of his hat, and blew Batman ;D
But he ran out of rubbers so he ran away as Optimus Prime Came on Batman's Face.
[Chorus] This is the Ultimate Orgy, of homosexuality good guys and bad guys with dildos..
TheLacker13 1 year ago
how can that kid still live after a century and never even age?
Plokky1 1 year ago
2:51 i hear someone say "STOP!" lol it was right after and the kicked Chuck Norris and his Cowboy ass.
Skater9713 1 year ago
Hello termenator wud win
phazen99 1 year ago
Chuck Norris cant deflect a bullet with his beard,Chuck Norris is so tuff that under his beard there is no chin but just another fist,The opening scene of saving private ryan was alot like chuck norris's dodgeball game
PunkItachi 1 year ago 2
hahahahahahahahahaha xDDDDDDDDDD
funny xDDDD
ultraikki 1 year ago
cool song, bad quality
MidnaXLinkRULE 1 year ago
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SnixDudeVideo 1 year ago
who the heck is mr. rogers?
canadaman111 1 year ago
@canadaman111 u dont know who mr. rogers is???? :O
Skater9713 1 year ago
@canadaman111 JFGI
idkwhourandidc 1 year ago
@canadaman111 YOU KNOW! THE GUY WITH THE TOY TROLLY!
uzumi55 1 year ago
hehehehheheheh....
i enjoy this song too much o.e
meeplike 1 year ago 2
if it was real optimus prime would have sliced godzila's arm off with his energy sword
and then he would have used his gun to finish the job...........................so what i'm saying is that optimus prime would have won
soundwave30001 1 year ago
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no! NO! chuck norris didnt get his ass kicked, it simply does not happen
638PM 1 year ago
Old Godzilla was hopping around
SuperPoop728 1 year ago
Everyone else shoulda had a v8, but Mr.Rodgers didn't forget O_o.........
Cl1ckHere01 1 year ago
dear god imagine how long it took to write the lyrics
JDA0429 1 year ago
GOOO MR.RODGERS!!!!!!!
stouffer37 2 years ago
U r cool
pokemonandmariofan10 2 years ago
i love that song
mattmj88 2 years ago
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman and every single Power Ranger; Bill S. Preston and Thedore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan. :)
Wookie1234567 2 years ago 2
Mr Rogers bored them to death
Miner40whiners 2 years ago
how come at the end he stabs himself and starts dancing?
hyperspartan117 2 years ago
im guessing mr rogers used his choo choo train to pwn em all LOL
MrHolyninja 2 years ago
the sound is not clear
DJman30000 2 years ago
Who the hell is Mr. Rogers?
error404unavailable 2 years ago
a childrens show
Nighthawk42493 2 years ago
lol I can hear your kid in the background mate.
TablesofWar 2 years ago 27
Yay, thats certainly is a classic. :D
Superluigi212 2 years ago 12
huhaauahahahahahhaha godizlla would of pwned em all but chucknoris would win no matter what since he is a god so yea he could summon millions of things to kill them all
janienpurple 2 years ago
damn right and chuck norris will spare your life
djmaster464 2 years ago
A jawa?! and.......HOLY SHIT CHUCK NORRIS EPIC!!!!!!!!! BUT NOOOOOOOO WHY DID MR.ROGER WIN?!
SoulShattered43 2 years ago
cuz he's a navy seal
nunyaur 2 years ago
2:47 HULKSTER :D
Radioactiv666 2 years ago
thats pathectic you just ripped this off from a diff video with lyrics comob you can here the blurr......... just a mouch trying to get fame
CooperMod 2 years ago
try reading the side, he actually says tht its not his.
sheesh
sqeezilproducts 2 years ago
This music video (the original) came out in 2005 and it has Mario and Sonic fighting.
And now Super Smash Bros. Brawl have Mario and Sonic fighting...Kinda Ironic.
Imdaleader 2 years ago
2:51, a little child screams????
mikeg5888gm 2 years ago
lol at 1:43 with sonic and mario
mysterio2007 2 years ago
2:57 theres Han Solo frozen in carbonite in all the rubbish.
TikiTackleProduction 2 years ago
Lol Robin!
TikiTackleProduction 2 years ago
this is hilarious!!
xD
rappingbagel 2 years ago
roflmao
FunsoBanjo 2 years ago
2:57 feddy's claw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VampireDog12 2 years ago
oh kk
VampireDog12 2 years ago
total awsomeness
darknesmaster1 2 years ago
1 thing. whats a machete?
VampireDog12 2 years ago
Short sword thing, heavy, with a single sharp edge. Usually used to clear brush and vegetation when walking through thick jungle/forest.
vampgaze02 2 years ago
just think of it as a really big knife.
iAmNDAWG 2 years ago
Sonic and Mario slap-fight!
superherofan21 2 years ago
Theres 57 diff people in this i counted thats right i have no life
adonphillips 2 years ago
relax.....just go 2 d mall or something....u'll get a life soon...i hope, or ur just bored....idk, dnt listen 2 me.
MentalNinja03 2 years ago
just go roller skating or somthing. wait,not a skating rink. The mall,ya.
BlueSkiesRidingGirl 2 years ago
THIS SONG RULES
theknockerz 2 years ago
who's Mr. Rogers?
iamrichlol 2 years ago
ur kidding
the guy from pbs who sings that song about being a good neighbor and has the trollie that leads to a world of puppets
KunoichiIshida 2 years ago
...what's pbs?
iamrichlol 2 years ago
ok i know ur kidding the channel clifford teletubbies and barney come on lol
where r u from
KunoichiIshida 2 years ago
England
iamrichlol 2 years ago
well im from the u.s. and im guessing they dont have pbs in england lol
KunoichiIshida 2 years ago
yeah, they don't have gay shows and they have awesome rock bands!
mosspaw1229 2 years ago
hell cant argue that
KunoichiIshida 2 years ago
dont forget thomas the tank engine. thomas is pimp
steevoweevo 2 years ago
o.o....REALLY???
tothemaximumride 2 years ago
you suck
jerryliyue 2 years ago
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santa go bye bye
Geeves428 2 years ago
just because you cant make your own vid doesnt mean you should copy people
ringosidhu 2 years ago 2
i always thought this was so retarded
pokefreak00 2 years ago
rogers was a mrine and got the most kills in the us millitary thats how
Mrhippy75 2 years ago
HOW THE FUCK DID MR. RODGERS WIN!?!?!?
relicka9399 2 years ago
Goodbye Neighbour *kills everyone* ^_^
FatnWild 2 years ago
hey didnt the KID did retard i made this so i know
Limen4 2 years ago
you made what? if your talking about this video then i know your totally lying. and if you say you did you dont have proof so yeah. It was Neil Ceceireiga that made this. He also made potter puppet pals
lightblockade 2 years ago
he said he did not own it
Yankswonalot 2 years ago
WHERE'S MEGAMAN. Gosh.
maplefweak10 2 years ago
Ya good point
relicka9399 2 years ago
and bruce lee
lilchunck 2 years ago
if all of those people could beat chuck norris, then goku could've won in a millisecond :(
LucasRocks7569 2 years ago
this song is pwnx2000
Kittenz46 2 years ago
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copy cat!!!
maxfieldorules 2 years ago
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i just wondered isn't it pointless to take credit for somebody eases work? but i love it dough
coolstava 2 years ago
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jgorzelany 2 years ago
amazing?
Arexsis 2 years ago
u could be less sarcastic
jgorzelany 2 years ago
Enough of the chuch norris Stereotypes, please give a legitimate reason why some one should win or not win
Arexsis 2 years ago
BEST VIDEO EVER
Thewisebox 2 years ago
chuck should win! he always do!!
god said: "may there be light"
chuck said: "say please!"
steffenjensen1987 2 years ago 10
say someone else be sides chuc dumbass noris should win i think goku shouldve won
riprex111 2 years ago
No one named goku can beat Chuck "GOD" Norris, its simply impossible!
steffenjensen1987 2 years ago
? care bears ?
yorkie4017 2 years ago 3
go chuck
lol
this shit is awesome
Suri0202 2 years ago 3
how did gozilla die?
Joepanger 2 years ago 3
this is the BOMB
goldfighter8 2 years ago 3
whys chuck got a dick on his face
:S
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monkyman759 2 years ago
Poor Indy! :(
Haha it took that many people to take Chuck Norris out... lol.
Wildfire557 2 years ago 4
LMAO
goldfighter8 2 years ago
i whas like rofl lol wtf bbq at the end guy with the blood xD
dragefyr 2 years ago
botwet your mouth my balls
sachx1 2 years ago
santa got hit bat a car lol
Maccaspakka 2 years ago
santa got hit by the delorian from back to the futur :P
jciih 2 years ago
poor indiana jones
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nobody can take chuck out that easily. This is a FAKE ultimate showdown destiny as far as I can tell! :) FAKE FAKE
BotWet 2 years ago
ffs, just enjoy it. chuck norris isnt that good in reality. just an american favourite because he is american and so of course theres all the 'chuck facts' .etc. .etc. just enjoy the vid :D
kalashnikov96 2 years ago
... nice guess
feuchster 2 years ago
I don't understand the story, can someone explain it to me?
AfroN1nj4 2 years ago
no one won
callofdutyplayer1263 2 years ago
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why is everyone so obsessed with Chuck Norris...did i miss something?
beckyh2009 2 years ago
i dont think so
he is just awesome
Maccaspakka 2 years ago
ok i guess so....still think im missing something..but whatever.
beckyh2009 2 years ago
same Lol
kalashnikov96 2 years ago
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beckyh2009 2 years ago
This is the ultimate showdown of destiny =]
PouncingPenguin 2 years ago
at 2:50 you hear a little kid shout in the background lol
lance5932 2 years ago
<3 Godzilla lol
TheFlossMan 2 years ago
LOL
i have the blue meanie in a toy ITS REALLY RARE
robruk1 2 years ago 2
fuck that end guy chuck nories should have won they cheated!
shinigamryuk 2 years ago 2
3:29 is an epic win
Fyrus2k7 2 years ago
chuck die thats not possoble come on chuck
Monothe1st 2 years ago
see, if chuck norris had a BB gun he would have won no problem.
FeatherstoneLaughs 2 years ago
chuck norris doesnt need a bb gun... he IS a gun
dawnofwar1994 2 years ago 2
chuck died? thats impossible.
Magic2312 2 years ago
lools i know every word
Mp3Man1243 2 years ago
omg fucking hilarious
alexcarter123456 2 years ago
chuck norris. hilarious.
stopwatch360 2 years ago
watch my video on the ultimate show down south park style
SPCreatorsRYWL 2 years ago
lol wtf funny
sachxtrem 2 years ago
GO MARIO! GIVE SONIC A BEATDOWN!
thingthingdude 2 years ago
i feel sorry for indiana jones THAT WOULD KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
chickeneggs01 2 years ago
random no pokemon in it lol rofelcopter
thepokemonkid 2 years ago 2
suicide on mr rogers
geekLOLmaster 2 years ago 2
Don't you need just the Terminator to own Chuck Norris?
thingthingdude 2 years ago
ARGH!
Egirl01 2 years ago
and they kicked chuck noris cowboy ass
degenarate47 2 years ago 2
nice
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this is stupid but funny
sasta22 2 years ago
mr rodgers would of been in the background saying no im not in it but when the last person stood he came in there with a sword and killed him that shows mr rodgers cheated but who cares he KILLS HIMSELF LOL
nmh93 2 years ago
This will never happen,
but if it did
CHUCK NORRIS WOULD OWN MR RODGERS
Veto2090 2 years ago
シ シ awsum
m0nk3yl 2 years ago
no offacne but the oter 1 is batter its louder
gokuvsbardock 2 years ago