CH Live: Adam Newman (2009, 5 mins)

[Amie416]

Adam is the funniest CH Live comedian. Keep it up!

[cooliovasquez]

this guy should be a bigger part of them hes like always funny

[IMHOLUKE]

Does this guy count as black comedy? I know he doesnt look the part, but his jokes are dark.

[BummerTheDrummer]

i find this highly offensive

[jrobinso]

Love this guy! super dark

[Arnotsolean]

funny, intelligent and even cute

I wish you lots of success

[elesegerardo]

holoblogger LOLOLOL

[darksnow07]

the last joke was gold xD

[MichielThePieEater]

i thought it was gonna be Dave. :D

[sovereignsjust]

I lold

[amicusnemini]

i didnt know seth cohen did stand up

[coromaster]

I wish the other comedians in that College Humor standup were as funny as this...

[FIyingPengwin]

amen, we need more of him, he is really funny in comparison

[generalmoses33]

i got Eliza Dushku.... i have a penis...

[Outerspaceman21]

I got Kim Jong Il on my celeb look alike.

[generalmoses33]

my response to this is "YES!"

[TetoTails]

I don't like pickles.

[mooooo62]

RYAN!

[sLOVEniagirl]

fuck it... RYAN!!!

[funkysockunicorns]

I got Ann Frank too!!!!!

[lucasfilth]

holoblogger is genious lol

[CharlieFreakin]

Pure awesomeness.

[CrazyCollie123]

"because you have to give babies funerals even though it seems stupid"

[Starlord1999]

he really liked pickles... LOL

[hollyness2]

LoL @ Holocaust blogger!

[car852]

funny dude! :D

[Jokerhaha01]

I thought he was going to say Dave.But Ryan was still funny.

[Chldrnofbodm]

FUCK. Let me know next time college humor is at ucb

[LongLiveRock105]

Dakembe...F*** IT! RYYYANN!! Lol.

[19nonnahs93]

fuck it RYAN!

[thalialialia]

hahahaha "holoblogger"

[ExorArgus]

i saw that ryan joke coming a mile away (i thought he was gonna say steve)

[SpaceAndrew]

I thought he was going to say "Fred." Everybody, reply to this comment saying what name you thought would be chosen.

[ObiWanBockobi]

Fuck I did that facial recognition thing and I got Nick Carder, epic fail.

[narutoismylove112]

He thinks 14 year old girls don't know who Anne Frank is? -_-"

[uvtyler]

its part of his act, It's only a joke relax.

[RagingConflagration]

Hell, I know 14 year old girls who don't know who Obama is. I doubt they know who Anne Frank is.

[Criscogurl21]

I was 7 and i knew who Anne Frank was.

[SharpestShiksa]

They probably don't.

[riscality]

we do, but appreciate the joke's comical value anyway.

[fricketyfrick]

Fuck it! RYAN!!

ahaha, awesome

[imanangrypirate]

They have those drowning baby signs on the industrial mayonaise buckets too.

[Last0neStand1ng]

yeah they put those on pretty much every bucket

[CoolJohnDog]

"I need someone to mow the lawn, Dekembaymutomb- FUCK IT, RYAN!"

Hahahahahaha, this guy's good.

[nate1065]

lolololololol the en d was the best

[ohaimitchell]

First Time I Have LOL In a While at a Comedian.

[Muffler181]

me 2.

[yowzahinmatrowzas]

actually funny :)

[supersl1b]

that was decent =D

[brenocalazans]

you're good

[summergiles]

this guys is good. I'm totally impressed.

[M4CK3R93]

that was brilliant!

[MagicianOnAMission]

That was great!

[red0o]

Lol this guy is funneh XD

[CrescentWolf879]

i need someone to mow the lawn, dikembe mutombo- FUCK IT, RYAN!

[PancorRath]

that was the best part

[chailisowns]

i wanna see more of this guy

[guatepower]

that was awesome!

[GoronPikachu]

no, your dad getting naked made your day

[schooljunke]

nice one. my dad is dead asshole.

[plopenstien]

HA!

[GutterWeasel]

That made everyone's day

[chailisowns]

same hes so funny

[tygersflowerz]

Well I watched all the videos submitted to the Kaufman contest.

Most of them I couldn't even get through.

Most were too boring, conventional (there were like 3 New Jersey jokes, zzzz), or over-the-top weird/contrived.

Adam's "funerals for babies are pointless" joke stuck with me the whole time I was watching the rest of the vids. It was hilarious & ballsy. Kind of genius. And yours was one of the few vids I sat all the way through.

I think it's between Adam and Mary Van Note.

[flexbaby]

talented stuff

[PvtGermanWagz]

Dude, this was hilarious. This guy needs to do more stand up.

[chaosnewterer]

where was the part about mayhem?

[OWmyNIPPLE]

collegehumor

[BrainDeadZombies]

Adam Newman wins at stand-up.