Honest to God, I was feeling so sad about my relationship life but I remembered watching this video months ago and I wanted to watch it again. It's the best. You two have been making me feel amazing for years with your hilarious videos. I'm a big girl, and I can relate 100%, I even just posted it on my Facebook. I legitimately wish I could be both of your guy's friend, lol :) <3
I want a legit mystical magical guy that doesnt call things i want to do stupid or turned me against valentines day like my current bf . Oh and have you thought about a valentines day video like stupid single friggin awareness friggin frig day. I think you could make it hilarious!
p.s. if this gets in the kiss my ass comments time. i will feel accomplished.
If I were a single guy I would ask you out to a second, third, fourth, and fifth date, if I had a gf I would leave her to be with you but Im a girl, I have a boyfriend and Im straight lol
would love for you to review The Secret Room! It's available at Amazon.com. I think this writer, Stefanie Oberhansley has the ability to make a plain story into a gut wrenching story! The second part of the mini series next month!!! THE SECRET ROOM is mystery/ paranormal and I can't wait for the second part to be released! The author also has a blog ;)
Amen...a....freaking...men.....if the guy says he maybe will want to date you in the future...it's a total lead on and its desgined so you'll wait for him...and them wind up crying your makeup off....when he hurts you....i find this actually happens when they want to rebound or play it 'safe'....and/or i lose weight, put on makeup...have a boyfriend or a life and no time for them....
i am a weightiest, skinny girls are disgusting, why do i want to see your rib cage when we go on a date, makes me want to play xylophone music on her abdomen, plus she's always talks about how she maintains being skinny and what foods she eats
why can't they be more like jpmetz, not too skinny yet not large enough to require 2 seats for her to sit in an airplane
love my current girlfriend, she has more cushion for the pushin :)
I have this friend.. and he is also friends with this other really hot girl.. So I am like really fun and he likes to spend time with me but I am fat. Now the other girl is like smoking but super naive and insecure.. So I asked him: If I looked like N (the other girl) would that work for you? And he said: "Ohh yeah that would totally work!!" Well fuck me..
What if he's obsessed with you for a few months, talking about marriage and having kids etc., then stops talking to you in an attempt to make you break up with him and when that doesn't work he breaks up with you, saying it's because he "loves you, but for the wrong reasons.", then giving you a different reason each time you ask him, you investigate and find out he's told everyone that you were boring when really it was him that got boring on purpose to make you break up with him? LOL, FUCK ME.
so what if he says "if we stay together we'll end up hating each other", does that mean that he's into me right now, but he's sure he will not be in the near future?? or he is just kinda into me right now, but he will be Less into me in the future?? ... or maybe.... XD
THat whole book is talking about every situation in ppl's relationships and the only fucking answer that it has for a guy being a douche is "His just not that into you"! Well fuck that! You better have a better fucking excuse like your gay or have the clap! Or just say I'm not attractive and then i can go "okay! you don't want me". But don't say that unspecific asshole line! I will cut your balls off...
THat whole book is talking about every situation in ppl's relationships and the only fucking answer that it has for a guy being a douche is "His just not that into you"! Well fuck that! You better have a better fucking excuse like your gay or have the clap! Or just say I'm not attractive and then i can go "okay! you don't want me". But don't say that unspecific asshole line!
I can relate to that -___-. Especially the "i wish i could take your personality and put it in this hot chick's body". I've gotten that a couple times.
aww dont worrie you will find someone you are pretty, funny, and well, amazing.. sure i could go on and on believe me i could but you should know all the stuff i would say next... YOUR AMAZING..you will find somebody
I'm a gay guy going through this exact thing. Opposed to what pop culture and the portrayal of the gay community would have you believe, it's not just women. I just want a nice guy who doesn't spend too much time on his hair that can hold a conversation with me.
brilliant!! how many men have i met that are: not gay, not married, not taken in any way- and not emotionally insane? i dont think i have ever met one....
the whole world is fatist. thats just the way things are. lose weight or live a bitter and unenjoyable life. dont be a fat as fatass who blames their genes, if for some reason your body was able to put out more energy than you took in you would be the solution to the energu crisis.
I saw the guy who wrote that, and he made it out like men are SO easy to figure out, and they NEVER are conflicted or confused about whether they really like a person, or would never PURPOSEFULLY LEAD A WOMAN ON. Just a cop-out IMO. 5:10-5:25 happens often, and does NOT sound like a guy who knows what he wants. (BTW, I'm married, but didn't meet a guy who knew what he wanted till I was in my 30s, so yeah, I can relate!)
You guys are so amazing. I don't think that weight should be a factor in determining what kind of person you are. If a certain guy cannot appreciate you, don't waste your time with them because you guys deserve so much better. If he is ashamed of you, then he's obviously just not that into you.
SUMMARY of whole book in 1 simple, easy phrase: "He's just not that into you if he doesn't marry you." And after you're married, he's just not that into you if he doesn't have sects with you. And ONLY you.
Why is Meghan wearing a ring on her wedding finger? Is she engaged or married? Because it seems odd that shes complaining about finding boys if she is.
Honest to God, I was feeling so sad about my relationship life but I remembered watching this video months ago and I wanted to watch it again. It's the best. You two have been making me feel amazing for years with your hilarious videos. I'm a big girl, and I can relate 100%, I even just posted it on my Facebook. I legitimately wish I could be both of your guy's friend, lol :) <3
NightSilk 2 weeks ago 2
HHAHAHAHAHA I love you guys !! I relate!!
NightSilk 2 weeks ago 2
I want a legit mystical magical guy that doesnt call things i want to do stupid or turned me against valentines day like my current bf . Oh and have you thought about a valentines day video like stupid single friggin awareness friggin frig day. I think you could make it hilarious!
p.s. if this gets in the kiss my ass comments time. i will feel accomplished.
sarahjo941 3 weeks ago
@sarahjo941 or something of the fr iiggin like day (the v-day vid)
sarahjo941 3 weeks ago
I want to date each of these girls.
annyoctopus 4 weeks ago 2
Lmao "I just like to believe if there not having sex with me their gay." That's a good way to think about it i'll have to try that xD.
neptune610 4 weeks ago
If I were a single guy I would ask you out to a second, third, fourth, and fifth date, if I had a gf I would leave her to be with you but Im a girl, I have a boyfriend and Im straight lol
nanyme000 4 weeks ago
Justine: Justin Long? Meghan: You're like the fat version. Justine: Oh come on!
SpazyLexi1 4 weeks ago
favorite vid!
miszreese 1 month ago in playlist More videos from jpmetz
very funny video ladies
JDarTulane 1 month ago
HOLY SHIT. YOU HAVE OWL EARRINGS. MY LIFE IS FRIGGIN COMPLETE. I LOVE YOU.
smcg2197 1 month ago
I gotta go read this book now.
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ChellWhite1 1 month ago
u look pretty here
batalvitrinidad 1 month ago
Amen...a....freaking...men.....if the guy says he maybe will want to date you in the future...it's a total lead on and its desgined so you'll wait for him...and them wind up crying your makeup off....when he hurts you....i find this actually happens when they want to rebound or play it 'safe'....and/or i lose weight, put on makeup...have a boyfriend or a life and no time for them....
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LauraIsMe3209 1 month ago
@LauraIsMe3209 .....
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DarkPepson 1 month ago
@LauraIsMe3209 That's not something to brag about.
DarkPepson 1 month ago
i am a weightiest, skinny girls are disgusting, why do i want to see your rib cage when we go on a date, makes me want to play xylophone music on her abdomen, plus she's always talks about how she maintains being skinny and what foods she eats
why can't they be more like jpmetz, not too skinny yet not large enough to require 2 seats for her to sit in an airplane
love my current girlfriend, she has more cushion for the pushin :)
yellind1 2 months ago 4
k well this is the best video i have ever watched on youtube
TheSgirl13 2 months ago 3
Holy fuck you look hot.
ShareYourUnderwear 3 months ago 4
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I have this friend.. and he is also friends with this other really hot girl.. So I am like really fun and he likes to spend time with me but I am fat. Now the other girl is like smoking but super naive and insecure.. So I asked him: If I looked like N (the other girl) would that work for you? And he said: "Ohh yeah that would totally work!!" Well fuck me..
eev14 3 months ago
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eev14 3 months ago
Justine never knew the rules.
betsygneverdying 3 months ago
i read this book, its now my bible!!! girls well worth reading
sylverwicca 3 months ago 3
I wanna see you..
AlwaysInlove211 3 months ago
Its not whats on the outside, its whats on the inside that counts and i just have to say that both of you are dead sexy on the inside! :)
kknighthp1 3 months ago
Fat version of Justin Long? God version is what I say.
LoveTheMarineLife 3 months ago
Whenever I'm feeling bummed about guys (which is a lot lately!) I come back and watch this video and laugh my ass off!
luuurve 3 months ago in playlist luuurve's favorites
Please do another video together! You both are hilarious.
jacobswolfgirl112 3 months ago
"Weightist asshole!" xDDD
maddievic2 4 months ago
You two are so pretty!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've bigger and I wish I was as pretty as you two. OMG all this has happened to me to!!! ><
FlusteredVampire 4 months ago
jpmetz your pretty and your friend
TheeMonkeyGirl 4 months ago
is Meghan engaged? cuz I see a ring on her left hand...
betsygneverdying 4 months ago
What if he's obsessed with you for a few months, talking about marriage and having kids etc., then stops talking to you in an attempt to make you break up with him and when that doesn't work he breaks up with you, saying it's because he "loves you, but for the wrong reasons.", then giving you a different reason each time you ask him, you investigate and find out he's told everyone that you were boring when really it was him that got boring on purpose to make you break up with him? LOL, FUCK ME.
xXBurntHamburgerXx 5 months ago 13
Subscribed. Anyone who loves Meghan Tonjes is a friend of mine, indeed.
mahnahkah 5 months ago 3
You two are flawless. Those guys can suck a fuck.
lisa320 5 months ago 5
This is why I date women.
tinybarofsoap 5 months ago 5
I have this weird feeling that these two are having hot strap-on sex.
penatibusx 5 months ago 5
I wish I was as pretty as either of them D;
xXPPandMCRXx 5 months ago
I want to be the glass of water :(
amygirl821 5 months ago 2
you girls stated truth that most people can't handle. and for that, I love yall both.
LillyHRTAke 5 months ago
you look happy in this video :(
surgerryy 5 months ago
Shit.. I would be into the both of you.. lol ;) ~pct3ch~
Pct3ch 5 months ago
she kinda looks like one of my ex girlfriends
deejayziggy 6 months ago
2 of my favorite youtube ladehs reviewing one of my most hated books
ah <3
dorageena 6 months ago
This video is sad.
viciousletters 6 months ago
LMFAOOO i love this! it definitely cheered me up after reading that depressing book
MsFierceFab 6 months ago
-i dont think you're ready for this jelly
-im ready for jelly....im kinda hungry
LOL
liveamplified 6 months ago 63
screw'em !!
kiwiwhatever 6 months ago
Thank you for posting this. I don't feel bad about being cynical now.
JoeyTheGirl33 6 months ago
so what if he says "if we stay together we'll end up hating each other", does that mean that he's into me right now, but he's sure he will not be in the near future?? or he is just kinda into me right now, but he will be Less into me in the future?? ... or maybe.... XD
RedGirl006 6 months ago
your both beautiful i dont see how any man arent into eather of you :D
KittyIvie 6 months ago
I want you guys to be my best friends. Haha.
OddSalma 6 months ago 9
THat whole book is talking about every situation in ppl's relationships and the only fucking answer that it has for a guy being a douche is "His just not that into you"! Well fuck that! You better have a better fucking excuse like your gay or have the clap! Or just say I'm not attractive and then i can go "okay! you don't want me". But don't say that unspecific asshole line! I will cut your balls off...
callmema14 6 months ago
THat whole book is talking about every situation in ppl's relationships and the only fucking answer that it has for a guy being a douche is "His just not that into you"! Well fuck that! You better have a better fucking excuse like your gay or have the clap! Or just say I'm not attractive and then i can go "okay! you don't want me". But don't say that unspecific asshole line!
callmema14 6 months ago
And the disappear on you thing...what if he disappears, but then comes back? Like 3 times. Is he into me? :P
Tortured1 6 months ago
I can relate to that -___-. Especially the "i wish i could take your personality and put it in this hot chick's body". I've gotten that a couple times.
Tortured1 6 months ago
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and the people who wrote that book are a piece of shit i'm telling you.. that's why it was perfect for a movie, not reality.
akloveamber 6 months ago
i'm reading "Why Men Love Bitches", it's pretty good =)
akloveamber 6 months ago
"and it isn't any kind of court order visit..?"
KetchupandSauce 6 months ago 2
your earrings are from primark!
minifruit90 6 months ago
im gay so im excluded from this manbashing, BUT I'd totally go straight for you two and only in a physical way.
juanmora19910209 7 months ago 2
aww dont worrie you will find someone you are pretty, funny, and well, amazing.. sure i could go on and on believe me i could but you should know all the stuff i would say next... YOUR AMAZING..you will find somebody
DanielleSowhat 7 months ago
Loved this!
BonBonMouse 7 months ago
You look like Michaela Conlin
brandiisdandi13 7 months ago
both of you ;)
briannaswales 7 months ago
ill date you
briannaswales 7 months ago
I'm a gay guy going through this exact thing. Opposed to what pop culture and the portrayal of the gay community would have you believe, it's not just women. I just want a nice guy who doesn't spend too much time on his hair that can hold a conversation with me.
ItsToshBetch 7 months ago 8
"alot of things are above your mental capacity" LOL.
syra15Willow 7 months ago 5
Damn weightists!
LizaLaChatte 7 months ago 7
fat justin long? thats kind of mean.
AlexBrownVlogChannel 7 months ago
i love ure face:)
Therandomgamergirl 7 months ago
If you were gay, I would take you on a date <3
HOMICIDALxSUSHI 7 months ago 5
@HOMICIDALxSUSHI If you were straight, I would ..get nervous. /)_(\;
t0ferz 7 months ago
Id go on a second date with you.
HayleyMichellex3 7 months ago
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i'm into you.
explosivexzombies 7 months ago
Weightest! lol
daniyellowjello 7 months ago
Your friend really looks like Cobie Smulders. From HIMYM
daniyellowjello 7 months ago
Chapter 1 "hes jst not into you if hes not asking you out...well fuck" haha
kryssroqqz123 7 months ago 98
so freakin' funny!
jarbeauty 7 months ago
I LOVE you guys, haha!!
Solarislun 7 months ago
BEST FREAKING BOOK EVER. EVERY GIRL and i do mean EVERY GIRL should read it
live2love92 7 months ago
weightest XD LMAO...
VozAnonima1 7 months ago
That is one. Lucky minion you have there.
MakeupJunkie67 7 months ago
You guys are beautiful, why aren't guys into you!?
HoodNinja31 7 months ago
your friend is sooo pretty if she lost wiegh she will look then more beautiful
theshowison91 7 months ago
"well fuck" hahahahaha absolutely hilarious!
"that is the world!"
Hypothetical man, bwahahahahahaha!
tornvault 7 months ago 3
You two are both quite gorgeous and funny :)
Jnoon26 7 months ago
I love you. You are FREAKING hilarious. (:
pageantpirincess 7 months ago
brilliant!! how many men have i met that are: not gay, not married, not taken in any way- and not emotionally insane? i dont think i have ever met one....
EstherS000 7 months ago
I love you both. And I'm also in the same boat :(
OffTheCrazyMeter916 7 months ago
JP looked gorgeous in this video
EmpressPrincess19 7 months ago
sorry girls 21 and gay :/
moony9013 7 months ago
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itsDeZsa 7 months ago
you're both so pretty.
.____________. <3.
teawithpeiter 7 months ago
Im a fat girl and I get you guys 100%!! :D
NightSilk 7 months ago 2
"I like to think that whe he's not having sex with you... he's gay."
Steffzila 7 months ago 3
*energy
Anarki23x 7 months ago
the whole world is fatist. thats just the way things are. lose weight or live a bitter and unenjoyable life. dont be a fat as fatass who blames their genes, if for some reason your body was able to put out more energy than you took in you would be the solution to the energu crisis.
Anarki23x 7 months ago
Have you ever considered that maybe skinny girls just have better personalities then more weighty girls?
SageWithRage 7 months ago
@SageWithRage LOL
AccordingToWillow 7 months ago
I think I'm ready for some jelly.
ColorfulWhores 7 months ago
I'd date you JPMETZ
accordingtolive 8 months ago
I saw the guy who wrote that, and he made it out like men are SO easy to figure out, and they NEVER are conflicted or confused about whether they really like a person, or would never PURPOSEFULLY LEAD A WOMAN ON. Just a cop-out IMO. 5:10-5:25 happens often, and does NOT sound like a guy who knows what he wants. (BTW, I'm married, but didn't meet a guy who knew what he wanted till I was in my 30s, so yeah, I can relate!)
stringendo1 8 months ago
she made me laugh so hard!
Avery1227FYI 8 months ago
28 people are weightist bastards!
biancasimone8994 8 months ago
You guys are so amazing. I don't think that weight should be a factor in determining what kind of person you are. If a certain guy cannot appreciate you, don't waste your time with them because you guys deserve so much better. If he is ashamed of you, then he's obviously just not that into you.
CupcakezandLollipopz 8 months ago
Too many guys are weightist. D:
cassidymichellex3 8 months ago
"he's just no that into you if he's not asking you out"
"well fuck..."
PokiCuber 8 months ago 117
From my best guy friend:
He's just not that into you if you have to wonder if he's into you.
OK. I've had enuff comments here, but this is a delightful subject. : )
southrncalifgirl1 8 months ago
He's ONLY into you when:
1. He proposes with the Goodyear blimp.
2. You weren't rich.
3. He's a legal immigrant.
southrncalifgirl1 8 months ago
SUMMARY of whole book in 1 simple, easy phrase: "He's just not that into you if he doesn't marry you." And after you're married, he's just not that into you if he doesn't have sects with you. And ONLY you.
Definition of sects: you know.
southrncalifgirl1 8 months ago
I want to be your glass of water.
CrystalZhai 8 months ago
You two are my ideal threesome...Just sayin'.
MissDiss68 8 months ago
hahahaha i love you
HelloThere1373 8 months ago
I have those owl earrings!!!
turtlegrater 8 months ago
He's just not that into you when he's breaking up with you because he says that you're too fat altough you're a size 4 -.-
xyly 8 months ago 3
"I'm ready for jelly; I'm kind of hungry."
best part
caffeineandme 8 months ago 5
hes just not that into you if he isnt me. :)
silenthillmaster755 8 months ago 3
omgggggg i cant get past step one etiher!!!! lol
danie142009 8 months ago
He's Just Not That Into You If You Have To Buy A Book To Find Out He's Just Not That Into You... lol!!!
BoyPinup 8 months ago
lol "call me" 3:53
rustybobbbypins 8 months ago
omgosh! I LOVE YOU
SoulcBlue 8 months ago
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wow you two sure are fat.
Ragequiitt 8 months ago
@Ragequiitt wow u sure are a bitch.
danie142009 8 months ago
well then stop dating boys and start dating me <3
johannaaight 8 months ago
"He's just not into you if he's disappeared on you."
"Maybe he's just kidnapped.."
LOL i <3 you guys
joshuamvlog 8 months ago 2
Weightist - someone who judges and discriminates others based on their weight and/or body shape.
coined by Meghan and Justine :)
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joshuamvlog 8 months ago
"he's just not that into you if he's not asking you out."
"well fuck."
hahah i love you guys.
effinerika 8 months ago
"i dont think your ready for this jelly"
"im ready for jelly... im kinda hungry"
SieraLautner 8 months ago 6
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SieraLautner 8 months ago
JPMetz is so beautiful, inside and out :) her voice is like an angel in which came down from the heavens <3
Michy1998 8 months ago
guys don't like me because i'm fat. they just want to be friends.
this means, in guy speak, this means, "you're fat but you have a nice personality."
katastr0phi3 8 months ago
@katastr0phi3 seriously thats not always true :)...im kinda skinny but hey guys have never like me :L
koalabear181993 7 months ago
@koalabear181993 im sure guys like you, just because they don't always tell you doesnt mean theres not someone who likes you
katastr0phi3 7 months ago
lol you guys are fantastic together. Probably my favorite book review so far.
BloodRedRavenTCM 8 months ago 3
Justine's lipgloss is poppin'
YellowPsych 8 months ago
"He's single, not gay, and possibly attracted to us..." LMAO!!! omg best video ever!
pyronarc86 8 months ago 4
You two sure are fat.
Riceyes 8 months ago
@Riceyes SHUT the fuck up! JUSTINE IS BEAUTIFUL AND SO IS MEGHAN!!
kiahnajonas 8 months ago
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Riceyes 8 months ago
I literally cannot stop watching this.
Snenadovic 8 months ago
omfg I love you guys! <3
InvisibleGoodByes 8 months ago
"you weightist asshole" <3 omg
CookieMonsterrr381 8 months ago
I'm ready for jelly.... I'm kinda hungry. - I LOVE YOU!! :D
nann2995 8 months ago 2
Maybe he was kidnapped!
nann2995 8 months ago 3
Weightist piece of shit!
This is my favorite video of all time.
0409toria 8 months ago 5
This video...brings Epic up to a whole new level XD
EmpressPrincess19 8 months ago
End Weightism! You ladies rock! xox
MillStream30 8 months ago 5
He's just not that into you because your way to awesome for him to handle !
DaleneB 8 months ago 2
You look GORGEOUS!!! The FRIG!!!!
ZEREEUSLY 8 months ago 3
i love your earings!
automaticamber227 8 months ago
"I'm ready for jelly...I'm kinda hungry." hahaha
rachellouise0205 8 months ago 83
Why aren't my pity parties that badass?
ApocalypticAlora 8 months ago 10
i desperately want to hang out with the both of you.
laniisforlovers 8 months ago 3
I have that same book.
xgennixlovex 8 months ago
Why is Meghan wearing a ring on her wedding finger? Is she engaged or married? Because it seems odd that shes complaining about finding boys if she is.
janeeleblanc16 8 months ago
aww cute owl earrings JPMetz :D
SQUIDDYxoxo 8 months ago 2
JPMetz I can be your husband <3<3
CandianSuplex 8 months ago
lmfaoooooo @ the "i don't think you're ready for this jelly" part.
rianrobot 8 months ago
That's an odd looking kitchen.
MrZift123 8 months ago
your makeup is so pretty!
Sexybichick6969 8 months ago
jpmetz wants a guy to drink her like a glass of water..
GingerHottie123 8 months ago
justine, i LOVE your owl-earings!
torneke 8 months ago 2
I love you <3
origamiist 8 months ago
when i grow up, i wanna be a jpmetz.
bestelemek 8 months ago 125
Please do more vids together!!
blazerAGD 8 months ago
the fat version of justin long, beautiful
snowball1117 8 months ago
fucking funny!!
VictoriaMay777 8 months ago
fucking funny!!
VictoriaMay777 8 months ago