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  • Honest to God, I was feeling so sad about my relationship life but I remembered watching this video months ago and I wanted to watch it again. It's the best. You two have been making me feel amazing for years with your hilarious videos. I'm a big girl, and I can relate 100%, I even just posted it on my Facebook. I legitimately wish I could be both of your guy's friend, lol :) <3

  • HHAHAHAHAHA I love you guys !! I relate!!

  • I want a legit mystical magical guy that doesnt call things i want to do stupid or turned me against valentines day like my current bf . Oh and have you thought about a valentines day video like stupid single friggin awareness friggin frig day. I think you could make it hilarious!

    p.s. if this gets in the kiss my ass comments time. i will feel accomplished.

  • @sarahjo941 or something of the fr iiggin like day (the v-day vid)

  • I want to date each of these girls.

  • Lmao "I just like to believe if there not having sex with me their gay." That's a good way to think about it i'll have to try that xD.

  • If I were a single guy I would ask you out to a second, third, fourth, and fifth date, if I had a gf I would leave her to be with you but Im a girl, I have a boyfriend and Im straight lol

  • Justine: Justin Long? Meghan: You're like the fat version. Justine: Oh come on!

  • favorite vid!

  • very funny video ladies

  • HOLY SHIT. YOU HAVE OWL EARRINGS. MY LIFE IS FRIGGIN COMPLETE. I LOVE YOU.

  • I gotta go read this book now.

  • u look pretty here

  • Amen...a....freaking...men....­.if the guy says he maybe will want to date you in the future...it's a total lead on and its desgined so you'll wait for him...and them wind up crying your makeup off....when he hurts you....i find this actually happens when they want to rebound or play it 'safe'....and/or i lose weight, put on makeup...have a boyfriend or a life and no time for them....

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  • @LauraIsMe3209 .....

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  • @LauraIsMe3209 That's not something to brag about.

  • i am a weightiest, skinny girls are disgusting, why do i want to see your rib cage when we go on a date, makes me want to play xylophone music on her abdomen, plus she's always talks about how she maintains being skinny and what foods she eats

    why can't they be more like jpmetz, not too skinny yet not large enough to require 2 seats for her to sit in an airplane

    love my current girlfriend, she has more cushion for the pushin :)

  • k well this is the best video i have ever watched on youtube

  • Holy fuck you look hot.

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  • Justine never knew the rules.

  • i read this book, its now my bible!!! girls well worth reading

  • I wanna see you..

  • Its not whats on the outside, its whats on the inside that counts and i just have to say that both of you are dead sexy on the inside! :)

  • Fat version of Justin Long? God version is what I say.

  • Whenever I'm feeling bummed about guys (which is a lot lately!) I come back and watch this video and laugh my ass off!

  • Please do another video together! You both are hilarious.

  • "Weightist asshole!" xDDD

  • You two are so pretty!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've bigger and I wish I was as pretty as you two. OMG all this has happened to me to!!! ><

  • jpmetz your pretty and your friend

  • is Meghan engaged? cuz I see a ring on her left hand...

  • What if he's obsessed with you for a few months, talking about marriage and having kids etc., then stops talking to you in an attempt to make you break up with him and when that doesn't work he breaks up with you, saying it's because he "loves you, but for the wrong reasons.", then giving you a different reason each time you ask him, you investigate and find out he's told everyone that you were boring when really it was him that got boring on purpose to make you break up with him? LOL, FUCK ME.

  • Subscribed. Anyone who loves Meghan Tonjes is a friend of mine, indeed.

  • You two are flawless. Those guys can suck a fuck.

  • This is why I date women.

  • I have this weird feeling that these two are having hot strap-on sex.

  • I wish I was as pretty as either of them D;

  • I want to be the glass of water :(

  • you girls stated truth that most people can't handle. and for that, I love yall both.

  • you look happy in this video :(

  • Shit.. I would be into the both of you.. lol ;) ~pct3ch~

  • she kinda looks like one of my ex girlfriends

  • 2 of my favorite youtube ladehs reviewing one of my most hated books

    ah <3

  • This video is sad.

  • LMFAOOO i love this! it definitely cheered me up after reading that depressing book

  • -i dont think you're ready for this jelly

    -im ready for jelly....im kinda hungry

    LOL

  • screw'em !!

  • Thank you for posting this. I don't feel bad about being cynical now.

  • so what if he says "if we stay together we'll end up hating each other", does that mean that he's into me right now, but he's sure he will not be in the near future?? or he is just kinda into me right now, but he will be Less into me in the future?? ... or maybe.... XD

  • your both beautiful i dont see how any man arent into eather of you :D

  • I want you guys to be my best friends. Haha.

  • THat whole book is talking about every situation in ppl's relationships and the only fucking answer that it has for a guy being a douche is "His just not that into you"! Well fuck that! You better have a better fucking excuse like your gay or have the clap! Or just say I'm not attractive and then i can go "okay! you don't want me". But don't say that unspecific asshole line! I will cut your balls off...

  • THat whole book is talking about every situation in ppl's relationships and the only fucking answer that it has for a guy being a douche is "His just not that into you"! Well fuck that! You better have a better fucking excuse like your gay or have the clap! Or just say I'm not attractive and then i can go "okay! you don't want me". But don't say that unspecific asshole line!

  • And the disappear on you thing...what if he disappears, but then comes back? Like 3 times. Is he into me? :P

  • I can relate to that -___-. Especially the "i wish i could take your personality and put it in this hot chick's body". I've gotten that a couple times.

  • i'm reading "Why Men Love Bitches", it's pretty good =)

  • "and it isn't any kind of court order visit..?"

    

  • your earrings are from primark!

  • im gay so im excluded from this manbashing, BUT I'd totally go straight for you two and only in a physical way.

  • aww dont worrie you will find someone you are pretty, funny, and well, amazing.. sure i could go on and on believe me i could but you should know all the stuff i would say next... YOUR AMAZING..you will find somebody

  • Loved this!

  • You look like Michaela Conlin

  • both of you ;)

  • ill date you

  • I'm a gay guy going through this exact thing. Opposed to what pop culture and the portrayal of the gay community would have you believe, it's not just women. I just want a nice guy who doesn't spend too much time on his hair that can hold a conversation with me.

  • "alot of things are above your mental capacity" LOL.

  • Damn weightists!

  • fat justin long? thats kind of mean.

  • i love ure face:)

  • If you were gay, I would take you on a date <3

  • @HOMICIDALxSUSHI If you were straight, I would ..get nervous. /)_(\;

  • Id go on a second date with you.

  • Weightest! lol

  • Your friend really looks like Cobie Smulders. From HIMYM

  • Chapter 1 "hes jst not into you if hes not asking you out...well fuck" haha

  • so freakin' funny!

  • I LOVE you guys, haha!! 

  • BEST FREAKING BOOK EVER. EVERY GIRL and i do mean EVERY GIRL should read it

  • weightest XD LMAO...

    

  • That is one. Lucky minion you have there.

  • You guys are beautiful, why aren't guys into you!?

  • your friend is sooo pretty if she lost wiegh she will look then more beautiful

  • "well fuck" hahahahaha absolutely hilarious!

    "that is the world!"

    Hypothetical man, bwahahahahahaha!

  • You two are both quite gorgeous and funny :)

  • I love you. You are FREAKING hilarious. (:

  • brilliant!! how many men have i met that are: not gay, not married, not taken in any way- and not emotionally insane? i dont think i have ever met one....

  • I love you both. And I'm also in the same boat :(

  • JP looked gorgeous in this video

  • sorry girls 21 and gay :/

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  • you're both so pretty.

    .____________. <3.

  • Im a fat girl and I get you guys 100%!! :D

  • "I like to think that whe he's not having sex with you... he's gay."

  • *energy

  • the whole world is fatist. thats just the way things are. lose weight or live a bitter and unenjoyable life. dont be a fat as fatass who blames their genes, if for some reason your body was able to put out more energy than you took in you would be the solution to the energu crisis.

  • Have you ever considered that maybe skinny girls just have better personalities then more weighty girls?

  • @SageWithRage LOL

  • I think I'm ready for some jelly.

  • I'd date you JPMETZ

  • I saw the guy who wrote that, and he made it out like men are SO easy to figure out, and they NEVER are conflicted or confused about whether they really like a person, or would never PURPOSEFULLY LEAD A WOMAN ON. Just a cop-out IMO. 5:10-5:25 happens often, and does NOT sound like a guy who knows what he wants. (BTW, I'm married, but didn't meet a guy who knew what he wanted till I was in my 30s, so yeah, I can relate!)

  • she made me laugh so hard!

  • 28 people are weightist bastards!

  • You guys are so amazing. I don't think that weight should be a factor in determining what kind of person you are. If a certain guy cannot appreciate you, don't waste your time with them because you guys deserve so much better. If he is ashamed of you, then he's obviously just not that into you.

  • Too many guys are weightist. D:

  • "he's just no that into you if he's not asking you out"

    "well fuck..."

  • From my best guy friend:

    He's just not that into you if you have to wonder if he's into you.

    OK. I've had enuff comments here, but this is a delightful subject. : )

  • He's ONLY into you when:

    1. He proposes with the Goodyear blimp.

    2. You weren't rich.

    3. He's a legal immigrant.

  • SUMMARY of whole book in 1 simple, easy phrase: "He's just not that into you if he doesn't marry you." And after you're married, he's just not that into you if he doesn't have sects with you. And ONLY you.

    Definition of sects: you know.

  • I want to be your glass of water.

  • You two are my ideal threesome...Just sayin'.

  • hahahaha i love you

  • I have those owl earrings!!!

  • He's just not that into you when he's breaking up with you because he says that you're too fat altough you're a size 4 -.-

  • "I'm ready for jelly; I'm kind of hungry."

    best part

  • hes just not that into you if he isnt me. :)

  • omgggggg i cant get past step one etiher!!!! lol

  • He's Just Not That Into You If You Have To Buy A Book To Find Out He's Just Not That Into You... lol!!!

  • lol "call me" 3:53

  • omgosh! I LOVE YOU

  • @Ragequiitt wow u sure are a bitch.

  • well then stop dating boys and start dating me <3

  • "He's just not into you if he's disappeared on you."

    "Maybe he's just kidnapped.."

    LOL i <3 you guys

  • Weightist - someone who judges and discriminates others based on their weight and/or body shape.

    coined by Meghan and Justine :)

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  • "he's just not that into you if he's not asking you out."

    "well fuck."

    hahah i love you guys.

  • "i dont think your ready for this jelly"

    "im ready for jelly... im kinda hungry"

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  • JPMetz is so beautiful, inside and out :) her voice is like an angel in which came down from the heavens <3

  • guys don't like me because i'm fat. they just want to be friends.

    this means, in guy speak, this means, "you're fat but you have a nice personality."

  • @katastr0phi3 seriously thats not always true :)...im kinda skinny but hey guys have never like me :L

  • @koalabear181993 im sure guys like you, just because they don't always tell you doesnt mean theres not someone who likes you

  • lol you guys are fantastic together. Probably my favorite book review so far.

  • Justine's lipgloss is poppin'

  • "He's single, not gay, and possibly attracted to us..." LMAO!!! omg best video ever!

  • You two sure are fat.

  • @Riceyes SHUT the fuck up! JUSTINE IS BEAUTIFUL AND SO IS MEGHAN!!

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  • I literally cannot stop watching this.

  • omfg I love you guys! <3

  • "you weightist asshole" <3 omg

  • I'm ready for jelly.... I'm kinda hungry. - I LOVE YOU!! :D

  • Maybe he was kidnapped!

  • Weightist piece of shit!

    This is my favorite video of all time.

  • This video...brings Epic up to a whole new level XD

  • End Weightism! You ladies rock! xox

  • He's just not that into you because your way to awesome for him to handle !

  • You look GORGEOUS!!! The FRIG!!!!

  • i love your earings!

  • "I'm ready for jelly...I'm kinda hungry." hahaha

  • Why aren't my pity parties that badass?

  • i desperately want to hang out with the both of you. 

  • I have that same book.

  • Why is Meghan wearing a ring on her wedding finger? Is she engaged or married? Because it seems odd that shes complaining about finding boys if she is.

  • aww cute owl earrings JPMetz :D

  • JPMetz I can be your husband <3<3

  • lmfaoooooo @ the "i don't think you're ready for this jelly" part.

  • That's an odd looking kitchen.

  • your makeup is so pretty!

  • jpmetz wants a guy to drink her like a glass of water..

  • justine, i LOVE your owl-earings!

  • I love you <3

  • when i grow up, i wanna be a jpmetz.

  • Please do more vids together!!

  • the fat version of justin long, beautiful

  • fucking funny!!

  • fucking funny!!