An Engineer's Guide to Cats

[Ultermarto]

Cats also serve an important role to the other ground breaking disciplines of man, both sciences and humanities. Why, my cat has a partiality to Descartian skepticism, and the cat of a good friend of mine once wrote an inspiring document about the uses of Greek architectural columns.

[Muyez]

LOL!



[ZoeMofo]

I love the little paw trying to steal the tuna 1:56 xD

[nicholson112358]

Oh my goodness :D The Mozart was perfect <3

[TheDyehl]

Thanks John Fulton :D

[TheDyehl]

Thanks John Fulton :D

[andrearing]

When you got to the cat yodeling, I snorted so loud my own cats took off running!!!! Very funny...for engineers. ;)

[LambertsLabelle]

you guys are tooo funny!!!!

[StefanyG17]

This video made me laugh so much! xD

[Alborz]

LooL shake that booty.

[TheRyanmscott75]

Sorry, engineer's don't use Texas Instruments calculators

[AlexBradleyPopovich]

@76SweetBee Of course tuna is not candy. It's fish. Yes it can contain small amounts of mercury. But the FDA and EPA have strict standards. Any tuna that has an unsafe amount of mercury is disposed of. And you know what else is full of mercury? Your head. So shove it back in the litter box where it belongs.

[haemony]

That was fantastic! I think I laughed up a lung.

[AnneHedonia1]

Corporal cuddling - haha! I hope it's not too annoying. Not gonna try it on my sibling tag team, but it was funny to watch.

[icemancool2k1]

Are u guys married to each other?

[rufustherat2]

lol :3

[dvnbrennan1]

Ailurophilic engineers.

[Pameladragon]

Hilarious, love your deadpan presentation and the kitties are obviously loved and happy!

[AvieMare]

These are respected and well-cared for animals. Anyone who deduces otherwise based solely on the video has a bad case of "teh stupid" as the LOL cats would say. Yeah, Tuna everyday is bad but once in a while it won't kill the Kitteh. Corporal cuddling is kinda rude but not abusive. Still love the video!!

[bratb2094]

hmm, almost 1000 people don't like engineers... interesting

[PoPsTaRgLiTtEr]

lol the kitty pawed at the food lol aww this is so adorable X3

[MintMovies]

Hey- I pressed 7!

[MintMovies]

@86SweetBee Oooh klusman totally OWNED you!

[papertreegun]

I'd kick puppies on Christmas but i'd never harm a kitten

[dbaMarketingMethods]

Bravo! That was super well-done! More! My cat looks A LOT like Zoe. :)

[oxjr]

The video would have been more enjoyable if the hideousness of your couch and wallpaper ever not burning a hole in my soul.

[crashcor13]

Great video!

[76SweetBee]

if you are really engineers, why dont you go back to what you are best at? and leave felines alone...

[klusmanp]

@76SweetBee Sorry about that. I thought it was kinda funny. So did the ASPCA "Petflix" film festival. So did Animal Planet. So did 5+ million other people. Apparently we were all wrong!

[Magicaster83]

@leavesofgrey What this guy said.

[56Mercgal]

@76SweetBee Well, aren't we negative!!

[ellenbsj]

@76SweetBee . You need to get a sense of humor. Lighten up. It was VERY funny!

[amybenyamin]

Lol... I love them.. I mean the cats!

[CreateaWebsite2011]

Love your video...:)

[LoveLotusHa]

I enjoyed watching you all ! Thank you for a big smile on my face :D

[kootenays7]

haha too funny, those cats are not cuddlers. They are like my two boys, they cry and growl as soon as I pick them up!

[myprophet1]

OMG, I am laughing so hard, with tears streaming down my face,,, this is hilarious:-D

[friskynibbles]

"Tuna is like cocaine for kitties..." TRU DAT!

[njenrigh]

Are you really PE's? or is that professional with the small p?

[wikita7]

This is very retarded, which is what makes it BRILLIANT!!! Jajajaja. Still laughing so much...

[jblover2179]

i looked at the captions and when he says When you have three cats, you're that guy with all those cats, It says that he said When you have three cats, you're that guy that almost passed.lol!!!

[jblover2179]

tight parking spaces! XD

[opal1920able]

Cats help me a lot with solving global warming, cause sometimes our cat keeps my legs warm even though im freezing with decreased temperatures in the house.

[lg72350]

you guys are engineers and measure in inches rather than centimeters?

[courtneyrrock]

@lg72350 Yes, we do in America...

[lg72350]

@courtneyrrock I'm in America and I use the metric system for everything I do at work. Scientists use the metric system.

[flatulenceone]

An HP-28S! You rock!

[gothiquedeath13]

I love you guys... you are the best. Give the kitties a few hugs for me...

Cats are the best! XD

[rmonas1]

I love all your videos, but this is still my all-time favorite!

[Patryk737]

I just typed "cat" and I found this video lol

[KNowtx]

the faces you make when doing their punishment crack me up!!

[TheLexanatorOfficial]

Post-modern card board deconstruction XD

[GATEJUMPER1]

you for got cat opera .

[tienlp]

are there times that the sound only play on the left channel or my headphone broken ?

[klusmanp]

@tienlp Nope. That is an error I didn't catch 'till the video was uploaded. Sorry!

[MrWheatbug]

@klusmanp you have weird cats

[opal1920able]

@MrWheatbug I have weird cats too who always want to be fed.

[123435454646453434]

@klusmanp why do you have to tell us you are an engineer? What is the difference between a human and an engineer?

[W86Andrea]

@klusmanp

[FogiTofu]

@klusmanp You can re-download your video off your video manager page, then you can equalize the volume in VideoPad, a free video editing application.

[LadyVanHelsing713]

@tienlp I think it may be the curse of stereo headphones/earbuds

[alyse1969]

hilarious. you are a good cat guy. these kitties are lucky to have yo.....the cat yodeling is the best. : )

[FluffySolo]

Urm at 3:35, is Zoey really a male? (or just really bad at self cleaning when at that weight?) And what is Ginger's aspect ratio?

[2DFLASHABLE]

i have two cats and want to be an engineer when i grow up, so i need to buy more tuna?

[gbthebeast32]

your cats seem to hate you unless you have tuna

[cuckooshouseofcats]

Ha nice deadpan delivery! As engineers I am surprised you haven't ditched carpet! PS never let your kitty nibble flower arrangements--lilies will kill them! My Cuckoo's House of Cats was engineered for easy cleaning--wood floors only.

[dubstep1001]

Oh god. This is what I will be in 8 years.

[1ER20001]

lol

[raluca0204]

cat yodeling :)))

[TheLexanatorOfficial]

Shake that booty. Yeah.

[SaleckDragon]

5:13 haha, that sounds like my car in the morning!

[anisuthideyakoindu]

@SaleckDragon I am CATegorically pro this video

[l3igts]

how would you know it doesn't annoy he cat's?

[MsModernComposer]

I love cats

[tracylicious1]

ohmygosh this is so amazing.

[mladyhazel]

love it. rock on guys.

[multifacets1]

I meant to ask, why doesn't Mr. TJ talk? Is he camera shy? Or have I just missed an episode where he does?

[LVNGTX1]

Hilarious! Makes me want to get another cat.

[ingriddreis]

I loved it, is so funny!

[TheWhiskeyZone]

1:09 in other words shes a fat cat

[DarkFatalisSlayer]

This looks like something i would do... AWESOME man!

[RachelSummers777]

Amusing and informative. As a Buddhist, I particularly appreciate the cats' demonstration of pacifism in the end, e.g. their passive resistance toward the engineers' experiments. Protest with peace, my furry brethren.

[pegasusmatrix]

"When you have three cats, you start to be 'that guy with all those cats...'....!"

[3BraHeem]

@pegasusmatrix yeah.... i watched the video

[starflame34]

@pegasusmatrix That's why I have 2.

[wwwFrostymooncouk]

that was a really great video! :)

[XxdementedDOLLXx]

Hahahaha I do corporal cuddling even when cats don't do anything bad...no wonder they hate me! xD

[Duhlecia]

lol I love your way of repermanding you cats! funny stuff

[josefblack]

Shake that booty. Yeah.

[yiftach87]

ges what im not pay attention to you now ha Gniger and Oskar

[bonnieonpaper]

"Marathon lounging" and "aspect ratio of 1.7" ... LMFAO!

[NeonBatman626]

So funny!!! I love it! How laid back is Ginger? Is that cat on thorzine or what lol?

[akiga12]

My cats don't put up with corporal cuddling bullshit. Which is sad, because I was really looking forward to trying cat yodeling. But they're not declawed, so if you try to coddle, they will literally try to kill you. Which requires more coddling. Which causes more death attempts.

[DaNiAcHaN]

Greetings from Costa Rica! Thanks! :D

[1Cat1Lover1]

I SEEN U ON YES U MUST LOVE CATS!!

[Grillspett45]

I can die of cats. Id rather not get one. But, IF I would've, I would follow this guide. Totally

[MissMeowsic]

961 people were rodents in a former life.

[MrsMeowMix]

@klusmanp : Animal Planet’s “Must Love Cats” brought me here. Congratulations on being featured on that show. God bless our nation who all love cats.

[TheSuzanne003]

The cat yodeling was the cutest and funniest thing ever! Loved your video.

[Nizkymusic]

can you make one about womens..?

[topofsm]

@Nizkymusic As an engineer, I don't think their advice would help much

[borchie1986]

So funny!!!

[mooshiemush789]

Thumbs up if you found out about this on "Must Love Cats"

[GirlyRockShow]

@mooshiemush789 YESS I DID!!! Lol I thought i was the only one. Video ROX its So Funny. Yay. Cats RULE!

[mooshiemush789]

@GirlyRockShow yea!!!!!

[Jchocobo]

OMG KITTTTTTTTTYYYYY

[cantaccessmyaccount]

Best. Video. EVER!

[IttyBittyPixel]

I have 9 cats!

[MrsMeowMix]

@IttyBittyPixel : You have 9 cats??! Omigosh! How did you do that? You have cuteness mega-overload in your house! Hahaha!

[PecanSandees23]

Okay, that was strangely serious, but very fun. Thanks guys!!

[fuzzy8balls]

lol CAT YOODELING!!!!!!!

[emanzeme]

Enginerds with self-awareness, a rare and wonderous thing. Great video, great fun, loved it.

[MrsMeowMix]

@BlazeTheDoja : They are not gay! Real men love cats, period!

[BlazeTheDoja]

@MrsMeowMix what are your parameters?

[chezpufz]

has anyone thought: do they change clothes?

[NINgatita]

@chezpufz from seeing the Must Love Cats special on Animal Planet, I guess they wear those same clothes for all of the videos for efficiency? o_0

[dettiekinz]

It's actually an engineer joke... Where they supposedly like to eat the same things (like in this video in the cupboard it's all peanut butter and jams, and the grocery cart was also) and like to wear the same/similar things(red shirt) .

[ehrenyu]

Cats are also crazy for the 'water' part of a can of sardines in water, but you should never let them drink it straight. Treat it more like a delicious added-flavor to dry cat food.

[milomilo55]

You guys are wonderful!! My cheeks hurt from grinning :P

[StevieRaveOn63]

You guys are fricken awesome! This is the second of yours videos that made me laugh so hard I cried. The other is, of course, cat yodeling. I've subscribed to your channel, will post you on my FB page and continue to tell people to check you out. I've been doing that since I first saw cat yodeling... Give the kitties a good skritchin' for me...

[ohmercy]

I love this! my new favorite... corporeal cuddling is the best! My cat is not a cuddly cat so it is a perfect tool. and the yodeling is priceless.

[mrql123]

LOL!!!

[MsSassmaster10]

Saw this on must love cats and had to check it out... It's sooo funny! I love it!

[anabobana20]

"None of the cats, humans, or engineers were mistreated in the making of this film." LOOOL

[ilnash1]

Can't believe it took me 3 years to hear about this video -- hilarious. Re. engineers: I know the breed well, as I used to date one. He bore a certain resemblance to a head on Mt. Rushmore. Thus, I am smitten with these guys and their kittens. They clearly have a good sense of playfulness and "embodiment," whereas your average engineer is merely a brain balanced on top of two feet. Cats are great at bringing out the embodiment, aren't they?! Cat yodeling = highlight of my week!

[venice5377]

Never laughed so hard in years.

[remedyfarm]

Thanks for the smiles and giggles :)

[MsRuffledfeathers]

@klusmanp OH. YES. XD

[Gloriapower]

It's too technical for me. I would appreciate it if you broke it down.

[mmdogger]

Love this video, just watching it again and noticed problem with Sound level- at 0:41 the sound cuts out entirely! Later on the sound levels go up or down, seemingly at random. Wanted to send this to a friend, hope you can fix the sound! Great new video with the acoustic guitar, and congratulations to TJ and his new kitty!

[BlazeTheDoja]

@klusmanp bro its cool if ur insecure. no ones here to judge u bro

[monkeyboylx92]

@BlazeTheDoja You've obviously never dealt with engineers. Not gay... just not quite human.

[BlazeTheDoja]

@monkeyboylx92 thats racist 

[geniusboy121]

hiya Share ur dreams and thoughts with me

[balletwb94]

LOL at the cat paw at 1:56

[Catication]

I can't stop watching this XD

[everydaydayseven]

I laughed so hard when they measure the cats' aspect ratios for aerodynamics 1:00

[MissRiki1987]

What a cute video. Me fave part was the corporal cuddling. XD. Those orange cats remind me of my orange cat Nigel a.k.a. Nigee who went missing. I miss him! :-(.

[GrounderTheRobot]

GOTTA MOVE THAT CAT UP

[l0ldaya]

I love how each one of these kitty's have their own personalities!! Soo cutee!

[cookies207207]

I love oscars tail. The tip of it curls around all the time! So cute

[cookies207207]

Aww i want a kitty

[Risingmoonz1]

Cute

[earthdolphin1]

Very clever and funny - good job guys!

[annabelleslollie]

Your Zoe is the identical twin to my Lucy.

[stubbywebb]

there are a few things in life that i could not live with out.. cats... and nerds.. <3

[SymmetryofIllusion]

This is great, I love this. You guys did a great job, hilarious and adorable stuff :). It's about time guys started putting the word out about men and cats (thanks for illustrating in such an amusing way.) I know plenty of guys who love cats (one of them saw and loved this video, he's also in my other vids with a feline friend of ours, this cat happens to share the name of Oscar!).

[laura32976]

I love your Vids! Big Fan! When are you going to make some new videos?

[EbonyWaters]

4:36 Cats: "NOOOO!" "NOOOO!"

[psyclistic]

How does making this video increase the efficiency of your company's businessm model? GET BACK TO WORK, NERDS!

Haha, just kidding. Much engineer love to you. Funny video. One serious professional note: A TAPE MEASURE??!! Come on guys. Carpenters use tape measures! An engineering scale would have been acceptable, with a micrometer or a caliper being a better instrument. If you really wanted to characterize the cat's 3D geometry, I would have been happier to see you using a CMM.

[Explodingbear7]

I made my cat yodel today! :D

[Halo3MatchMakin]

Awesome video, thanks!

[zimtower]

That cat is a spy!

[RDHJenn1004]

This is funny. My husband is an engineer and we have 2 cats!

[GratisHabboCredits]

hey :O this was on Animal Planet, congrats

[kcmeara]

ginger doing classical tap makes me laugh every time

[nursereb]

thank you for this video! I recently lost my 13 1/2 year old, Simba, who did the exact same things as Oscar - must be the breed!! lol keep it up, you've help make my sad heart smile today.

[Synenndara]

OMG This is HILARIOUS!!!!!

[TheAcscc]

Ah, that's lovely.

[tarek123]

I guess I am not the only one who thinks that Paul looks like Clooney.

[N1ghtM00N]

@tarek123 You sure not the only one))))

[spanishirishchica]

As a mechanical engineer with two cats, LOVE this.

PS, the last scene makes it look like Oscar and Ginger want to eat TJ.

[linacerejo]

I simply love this video.

[chrisherself]

Paul > Clooney

[xPo1S0nXs0DaX]

THE ENGINEERS A CAT LOVER!

[Daederik]

Cat yodelling literally had me in tears. Just brilliant!

[gene2u]

HP 28s.  I have one of those classics.

[lorenavelvet]

You guys are funny. I have a red velvet chair like the one Zoe is lounging on. I used to throw an old blanket on it for our Pitbull Ginger (now deceased). My animals are spoiled, I know. She, however, did not rule the house, the cats did! But I have no doubt that if the situation arose she would have protected us all. Once when She was hurt my cat was right there keeping an eye on Ginger when she cried. : )

[tparbs]

This is Jared, from the video you commented on, "Shocking Reunion of Boy and His Missing 11 Yr Old Cat". I love your video--it is hysterical!!!

[RiverSolitaire]

I'm surprised you don't have more scratches on your face.