Hallo, Sid Arthur 'ere. Apples or pears, dog 'n bone, the middle way that's what I think. Whaja want? Quarter pound 'a rosberries? No problem, 'ere you go...Buddhism, take it or leave it.
Please could I take up a moment of your time. I've made some video's on my profile and I want to know if they make you smile. Could you please watch one and tell me what you think. It won't take you long. Thankyou very much.
I made my own religion, I worship my penis. Sometimes when I pray to it and ask for bolts and honey bees, then it glows in the night and whistles the Titanic tune.
I am buddhist. the goal of buddhism is not super powers, but to totally understand ultimate reality and peace with everything as it truly is. emptiness is not empty, but ultimate potential. there are gods in buddhism but they are just as deluded as people. a human who gains enlightenment as buddha is superior to any stupid god who has super powers, but who cant realize the truth. but ultimately buddhism is atheistic. gods are mentioned in buddhism to show that being a buddha is better than god.
@DarkBlackNight In the Theravada tradition (Southeast Asia and Sri Lanka), the Buddha was asked about his exact nature in the Dona Sutta. Dona the brahman (priest) asked him if he was a deva, gandhabba, yakkha or human...to which the Blessed One replied in the negative to all. "What are you, then?" asked Dona. "I'm awake," replied the Buddha. Gods and celestial beings make an appearance in the Tripitaka, but only in minor roles. Gods can't attain Parinibbana, for example--only sentient mortals.
Actually, the Bible has at least two gods: Yahweh (the Lord) and El-Elyon (the Most High God). So, what the Hindus and Muslims say about Judaism or Christianity being polytheistic may well have a grain of truth.
@xXMMDMaDhOuSeXx its Shiva, as Eddie izzard puts it, ther is a fucking H in it.
he also fulfill your wishes, that is only if you stand on one leg on top of a mountain while praying to him for a couple of thousand years, wearing only underpants.
well at least buddism doesn't have you Kamikazing everyone like the terrorists or the Japanese. just saying, if u dont like it, sorry, but it's true!!!
Check out my comedy monologues when you get a chance. BILLIE JOLENE is a chain smoking, thunderbird wine drinking, hot mess diva on the look out for a man. Just type in billiejolene1 Thanks and enjoy.
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@pythonjibraltar hinduism is not that tolerant!!!! karma and spiritualism is a bullshit crap couple of white people made when they got to china and went zen. Buddhism is pretty good but it is so mucha religion because it doesnt have a God!!!
@tonmaster2 ...do you even know the definition of "religion"? What you're thinking of is monotheism: that is, the concept of a religion with only one god (also, your capitalization of the word "God" implies that you only recognize Christianity as a religion, which can be extremely insulting). The vast majority of religions (the ones that are not remnants or branches of Christianity) are in fact polytheistic--they have more than one god.
@DarkBlackNight When I said 'a God' I meant no (caps lock on!)god at all! Buddhism if anything is a life style with a bit of spirituality. Buddhism and Jainism does not have any sort of deity but rather spiritual beings and a fight against the good and bad in oneself. Where the hell did you get the idea that Buddhism is polytheistic?somebody being mucking around with Wikipedia or are you a 'no-it-all-ignorant" and yes I meant add the'no'. Also capitalising God is Grammar my friend look it up!
@tonmaster2 Maybe you should study up a bit, and I don't mean on Wikipedia. I've taken classes on this, so I definitely know what I'm talking about. Buddhism and Hinduism are both polytheistic. Granted, there are different types of Buddhism, but at its core is the belief that there are deities called Buddha (plural, yes) who have already attained Enlightenment. Furthermore, capitalizing "God" is only for Christianity--god (or gods) is both acceptable and commonly-used.
@DarkBlackNight As far as I know Buddhism and Jainism does not have a God concept or a creator but rather in a set of theological philosophies which lead to self perfection. Jainism to a large extent reject any sort of God. Buddhas are not gods but rather something of a 'perfect man----->spiritual superbeing' but not God in the same sense (as far as I know, I have read a bit but not so much to lecture it) Now by a 'capital' God I meant the concept of God, hence not Christian but rather, grammar
@tonmaster2 You're reading what I'm saying but not getting anything from it. Somehow that's absolutely hilarious for me and I'm going to label you a lost cause. In any case, Buddhism has deities, which are basically gods, and God is a Christian concept BECAUSE YOU ARE CAPITALIZING IT. Go look in a dictionary or something. Furthermore, nowhere does it say that to qualify as a religion you must have a god.
But what YOU understand as a "deity" is a concept alien to the Buddha--their divinity comes not from omnipotence, omniscience, or immortality--but rather from inner clarity and peace.
@kusalaviro Well my understanding is there is not THE Buddha but A buddha. Pretty cool concept and probably the reason that Buddhists don't have a long history of murdering each other, and how here in Japan, it has been playing very nicely with religious pluralism (Shinto and Buddhism often share the same grounds).
@kusalaviro In Japanese he's Hottai, who's was a Zen monk around the 10th century. He's also considered an incarnation of the future Buddha, Maitreya.
@devabhasha Michael Tsarion is the worlds premier conspiracy researcher/lecturer/author. Dr. Bill Deagle, Leo Zagami, Jordan Maxwell and Alexandre Dumas pere are highly informative as well.
Hallo, Sid Arthur 'ere. Apples or pears, dog 'n bone, the middle way that's what I think. Whaja want? Quarter pound 'a rosberries? No problem, 'ere you go...Buddhism, take it or leave it.
daninjaj13 3 weeks ago
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Please could I take up a moment of your time. I've made some video's on my profile and I want to know if they make you smile. Could you please watch one and tell me what you think. It won't take you long. Thankyou very much.
MrKingofhats 1 month ago
Fwom! You like that? No? Ok I'll put it in the garage. Shit, I haven't got a garage, fwom!
mjrdoctor 2 months ago
I made my own religion, I worship my penis. Sometimes when I pray to it and ask for bolts and honey bees, then it glows in the night and whistles the Titanic tune.
Erg0lite 2 months ago
WHY DOES EVERY VIDEO OF EDDIE I HAVE SEEN HAVE AN ONGOING ARGUEMENT
Why does everyone troll? is everyone so insecure about their religion or nationality?
(ima gonna get trolled a lot 4 this)
themegaultradude 2 months ago 5
Hallo, Sid Arthur 'ere!
alinemerrow 3 months ago
I am buddhist. the goal of buddhism is not super powers, but to totally understand ultimate reality and peace with everything as it truly is. emptiness is not empty, but ultimate potential. there are gods in buddhism but they are just as deluded as people. a human who gains enlightenment as buddha is superior to any stupid god who has super powers, but who cant realize the truth. but ultimately buddhism is atheistic. gods are mentioned in buddhism to show that being a buddha is better than god.
pixusbubblejet 3 months ago 6
@DarkBlackNight In the Theravada tradition (Southeast Asia and Sri Lanka), the Buddha was asked about his exact nature in the Dona Sutta. Dona the brahman (priest) asked him if he was a deva, gandhabba, yakkha or human...to which the Blessed One replied in the negative to all. "What are you, then?" asked Dona. "I'm awake," replied the Buddha. Gods and celestial beings make an appearance in the Tripitaka, but only in minor roles. Gods can't attain Parinibbana, for example--only sentient mortals.
BlatzBeer 4 months ago 2
Actually, the Bible has at least two gods: Yahweh (the Lord) and El-Elyon (the Most High God). So, what the Hindus and Muslims say about Judaism or Christianity being polytheistic may well have a grain of truth.
xander7ful 4 months ago in playlist More videos from BrokenWingsToFly
Actually, Siva is just the god of destruction!
xXMMDMaDhOuSeXx 4 months ago
@xXMMDMaDhOuSeXx its Shiva, as Eddie izzard puts it, ther is a fucking H in it.
he also fulfill your wishes, that is only if you stand on one leg on top of a mountain while praying to him for a couple of thousand years, wearing only underpants.
sagar246246 1 month ago
@sagar246246 Well the Original spelling, you know us Americans!
xXMMDMaDhOuSeXx 1 month ago
what was the name of this tour?
ChocoKid26 4 months ago
He's got a pretty good grasp of Buddhism. ;)
kamwrites 4 months ago
@kamwrites this guys a genius, mate
marcos20alves 4 months ago
well at least buddism doesn't have you Kamikazing everyone like the terrorists or the Japanese. just saying, if u dont like it, sorry, but it's true!!!
jrfire36 5 months ago
@jrfire36
That would be Ultra-nationalist Shinto for the Kamikaze and Wahhabist Islam for the terrorist.
WhimsicalQuandary 5 months ago
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BillieJolene1 5 months ago
@pythonjibraltar hinduism is not that tolerant!!!! karma and spiritualism is a bullshit crap couple of white people made when they got to china and went zen. Buddhism is pretty good but it is so mucha religion because it doesnt have a God!!!
tonmaster2 6 months ago
@tonmaster2 ...do you even know the definition of "religion"? What you're thinking of is monotheism: that is, the concept of a religion with only one god (also, your capitalization of the word "God" implies that you only recognize Christianity as a religion, which can be extremely insulting). The vast majority of religions (the ones that are not remnants or branches of Christianity) are in fact polytheistic--they have more than one god.
DarkBlackNight 4 months ago
@DarkBlackNight When I said 'a God' I meant no (caps lock on!)god at all! Buddhism if anything is a life style with a bit of spirituality. Buddhism and Jainism does not have any sort of deity but rather spiritual beings and a fight against the good and bad in oneself. Where the hell did you get the idea that Buddhism is polytheistic?somebody being mucking around with Wikipedia or are you a 'no-it-all-ignorant" and yes I meant add the'no'. Also capitalising God is Grammar my friend look it up!
tonmaster2 4 months ago
@tonmaster2 Maybe you should study up a bit, and I don't mean on Wikipedia. I've taken classes on this, so I definitely know what I'm talking about. Buddhism and Hinduism are both polytheistic. Granted, there are different types of Buddhism, but at its core is the belief that there are deities called Buddha (plural, yes) who have already attained Enlightenment. Furthermore, capitalizing "God" is only for Christianity--god (or gods) is both acceptable and commonly-used.
DarkBlackNight 4 months ago
@DarkBlackNight As far as I know Buddhism and Jainism does not have a God concept or a creator but rather in a set of theological philosophies which lead to self perfection. Jainism to a large extent reject any sort of God. Buddhas are not gods but rather something of a 'perfect man----->spiritual superbeing' but not God in the same sense (as far as I know, I have read a bit but not so much to lecture it) Now by a 'capital' God I meant the concept of God, hence not Christian but rather, grammar
tonmaster2 4 months ago
@tonmaster2 You're reading what I'm saying but not getting anything from it. Somehow that's absolutely hilarious for me and I'm going to label you a lost cause. In any case, Buddhism has deities, which are basically gods, and God is a Christian concept BECAUSE YOU ARE CAPITALIZING IT. Go look in a dictionary or something. Furthermore, nowhere does it say that to qualify as a religion you must have a god.
DarkBlackNight 4 months ago
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@DarkBlackNight
Some branches have deities in Buddhism, Some do not
whiteowl1415 4 months ago
@DarkBlackNight
But what YOU understand as a "deity" is a concept alien to the Buddha--their divinity comes not from omnipotence, omniscience, or immortality--but rather from inner clarity and peace.
sevens3 2 months ago
Lol when he says middle way the video is half over. Interesting!
musicgenius100 7 months ago
Sid Arthur! I love Eddie Izzard!!!! LMAO...hahahhahahhahaaa
dog and bone... AWESOME...like a billion hot dogs sir
cattathat 8 months ago 2
Buddha is a title which means the enlightened one, Gautama Siddhartha is the one who got this title after reaching enlightenment. Eddie is awesome!
Shakimetalmaniac 9 months ago
I'm a Hindu and I was looking for comedians to crack jokes on Hinduism. There are so few of those.
milind006 10 months ago 13
Fat Buddha is the future buddha called Maitreya.
arna11420 10 months ago
the fat buddha is a buddha from china/japan but there is also a fat buddha from thailand.
devabhasha 2 years ago
@devabhasha That is Pu Thai - he's not actually Buddha, just a famous Chinese monk who in English is called 'The laughing Buddha'...
kusalaviro 1 year ago 56
@kusalaviro Well my understanding is there is not THE Buddha but A buddha. Pretty cool concept and probably the reason that Buddhists don't have a long history of murdering each other, and how here in Japan, it has been playing very nicely with religious pluralism (Shinto and Buddhism often share the same grounds).
UberNoodleX 7 months ago
@kusalaviro In Japanese he's Hottai, who's was a Zen monk around the 10th century. He's also considered an incarnation of the future Buddha, Maitreya.
dyanaprajna2011 1 month ago
@devabhasha Michael Tsarion is the worlds premier conspiracy researcher/lecturer/author. Dr. Bill Deagle, Leo Zagami, Jordan Maxwell and Alexandre Dumas pere are highly informative as well.
countdumas 10 months ago
good. i was waiting for him to make a stupid comment. but he didn't yea!
um...was he wearing heals?!?!
goingplaces11 2 years ago
yeah hes a transvestite haha like a male lesbian
Ojiejojie 2 years ago 50
@Ojiejojie Transvestite is simply a cross-dresser, nothing to do with sexual preference.
delethielfein 5 months ago
@delethielfein nevermind, I misread your comment, apologies
delethielfein 5 months ago
@delethielfein haha i dont even remember what i meant with that
Ojiejojie 5 months ago
@Ojiejojie Its called cross dressing i think..
k0st4k1s 1 month ago