SNL Natalie Portman RAP

[Moarbiscuits]

I love that Natalie Portman actually does smoke weed.

[Deimus333]

EPIC FAIL!!!!! I respect Natalie, but in this video she looks like a homeless person suffering from PTSD yelling and arguing by herself. Total gangsta fail!

[pwninski]

@Deimus333 your an idiot...

[kgirlonfire]

My star wars childhood just died. I -3 u, NP!

[poizonangel]

Did she just break a bottle over her head..? Epic...That's my bitch!!

[w0083e5c]

OMG natalie portman and Hot Rod !

[TheCheesypuffish]

what

[anniepie17]

75 people didn't like Natalies haircut.



[RavenNight2641]

hulu :3

[Sevenfold120]

She should of played whats her name character Joli played.

[blu3violet]

LMAO I love natalie portman xD

[marynia821]

I just changed my opinion about Natalie :)

[TheCheesypuffish]

Natalie if u ever want educate me i would love to get smarter (-;

[doughboy6390]

Natalie Portman is awesome

[Nighthawk5210]

Haha, this is awesome and the absolute LAST thing I'd expect from Natalie Portman--I love how she threw herself all the way in it and didn't hold back.

[joannaCQ]

My jaw was on the ground the entire time...

[PatrickRob82]

I just watched Leon The Professional and.. um... Natalie Portman is weird.

[nancymelody]

what the hell !!!

[msgigglesbaby]

Haaaaaaa!!

[camronwgnr2]

Dat bitch it's triping lmao love her :)

[mrpattywhacker]

this is real hardcore rap haha :)

[christyxng]

Lol

[brutallysuperb]

Dang she's so greaaaat!!!! Real SWAG. :)

[TheHighfly58]

Fucking Justin bieber looking ass motherfucker.

[SuperLoveyou12345678]

lol

[meataxenarll]

Andy kinda wrecks it :(

[wklacoustics]

she looks like justin bieber...

[123stig91123]

Holly Crap, it's Dr.Spaceman!

[snow7cat11]

@123stig91123

and Santa!

[Syntarro]

She was Edmund Dantes ...and she was my mother, and my father, my lover....my friend...she is you....and she is me ....lol!

[XPunkRockChikaxxx]

we love you natalie!

i wanna fuck you too!!

XD

[TheHighfly58]

Love.

[TheRobert9295]

Natalie.... please please! marry me!

[shyshyg7]

Umm lol

[doulosink]

This just made so much hotter!

[edenia]

i love the top two comments so much

[tifany1511]

i'd hit that ;)

[rachelrulz6]

what episode of snl is this

[CamiloBautista92]

@rachelrulz6 Season 31 Episode 13

[itsChristina100]

I love her

[PinkWonderlandRoses]

My birth name is Natalie and this is really weird. XD

[armygirl526]

lol i wonder what would happen if her teacher saw that n said hey u cheated lol

[Blaynicus]

she's hot...

[Jug99head]

You know because she's in the movie thor.

[Jug99head]

Ok thats weird there is a viking guy in their and thor was a god thought up by the vikings? Odd huh?

[TheHighfly58]

Baby All I need is you. NT

[Derus17]

NOW THIS... IS SOME HEAVY SHIT...

[Veegunampmon]

U THINK HE WOULD HAVE THE SENSE TO DODGE THAT CHAIR!

[Mandy161193]

youtube.com/watch?v=qN2C7qkYQd­E&feature=channel_video_title

check this out!!!! its hilarious! :D :D (its a parody of black swan and this vid)

[fatalnightmare22]

i just got a fearection

[kaplumbag]

id become a lesbian for her

[WehrmachtSS1]

Lovely girl BUT JEW !!! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

[trinityFAVcoIL]

@WehrmachtSS1 yea fuck you

[WehrmachtSS1]

@trinityFAVcoIL

No fuck you...

[trinityFAVcoIL]

@WehrmachtSS1 You should really shut the fuck up, i bet your a black muslim or somthing talkn bout jews btw you hear it from a christian, you stupid fuck

[WehrmachtSS1]

@trinityFAVcoIL

hey dick,read this:FUCK STINKY JEWS AND FUCK YOU TO,REMEMBER HOLOCOST YOU FUCKING LITTLE FOOLS !!! THEY SOLD CHRIST AND THEY ARE DIRTY PEOPLE FUCK ALL YA !!!!!!!

HEIL HITLER !!!!

[trinityFAVcoIL]

@WehrmachtSS1 haha you mad? :]

[vorel1337]

@WehrmachtSS1 You have a serious problem, go to the doctor with your mom. You are nothing just a neonazi fool, and Nathalie is priceless. You and your kind of people corrupting the world.

[WehrmachtSS1]

@vorel1337

first: fool is your mom

second: fuck your princes

[vorel1337]

@WehrmachtSS1 First : You can't read

Second : You are no more than 12, or your brain is a brain of a 12y old idiot.

Grow up pls

[vorel1337]

@WehrmachtSS1 oh and yes if i have a chance i will f_ck her with pleasure, and you .... go f_ck Hitler, oh he is dead, then.. what about your mother ?

[daylite34]

she said "hell yeah!" PERFECTLY at 1:53 XD

[FilmD21]

Is it wrong to say I came watching this video?!

[hilt555]

prices amidala goes hard

[LyzaNubla]

LMAO XD

[jothemonster]

andy samburb is awesome im on a boat motha fucka

[Aznar245]

I wouldn't mind if she killed my dog if shes giving me head

[mikaela1m6a9p7]

OMG...



[Kristyannepeterpan]

all the kids look up to me can suck my dick *knocks booklet out of kid wearing Padme costume*

[andrayathevampire]

WHAT! XD

[melliemarkay]

"All the dudes you know i'm talking to YOU"

We LOVE you Natalie

"I WANNA FUC* YOU TOO"

haha

[Hannai24]

I almost became a lesbian just now.

[fetusgeek]

@Hannai24 Almost?

[tuesdaysmoonchild]

@Hannai24 I think I actually did. 0.0

[Throrine]

@Hannai24 lol...

[kellykannabal420]

@Hannai24 i think i did... O.o

[viniciusvrd]

she's looking like a bad ass lesbian

[TheGittanok]

240p we meet again

[ProblemOfficer3000]

@TheGittanok Copy pasted unoriginal comment we meet again

[0303cruel]

WAAAAAAAAAT!

[dcbandnerd]

One of the funniest sketches in the history of SNL. Absolutely brilliant.

[XNascarProductionsX]

pathetic-no class-foul mouthed bitch!

[MrShadeviperx]

Israelite....

[randal1018]

this is really her life

[winsyko]

i love this a lot!

[lovelykisses777]

omg.. that's crazy! lol yall need Jesus John 3:16 

[highyogi420]

AMEN SISTER @lovelykisses777 

[happyface3363]

forget black swan, this is a true oscar performance XD

[TRUSTFALLcompany]

the whitest kids you know aint got sh*t on this

[carolisaraiva]

hi there!omg i know its stupid to say this, but i just love her, shes perfect i really wish i could be like her, i'm from portugal and i know its impossible for me to know her, ever, but shes seriously my role modell

[andremdesouza]

Who in the name of Jesus put that noise when Natalie says FUCK ?!?Is FCC policing the Internet now ?!?

[danbreen13]

I know I probably shouldn't say this as she is happily married and has a child, and seems to be a very versatile human being with a talent for comedy, acting and picking up new languages, but i just thought I'd say... that given the opportunity I WOULD FUCK HER SO HARD!

[wrath0ff]

Before watching this I considered her voice as a rapper. I knew this would be nice lol

[vladicambiano]

She's crazy!! I love her!!

[AnaBroseki]

Gayy

[13foreversoccer]

haha this is so funny... and @RandomArrictine you can still look up to her this is just a short she did for snl i think

[PrincessOfLandover]

You rule Natalie!!!

[TheKarlitaVen]

natalia portman can RAP

[RandomArrictine]

I was one of the kids who looked up to her :'(

[ImBigLamp]

I never have any top comment.

[MrLc1888]

now i know to respect women more lol

[thenavyZero]

Shut the Fuck UP And Suck My Dick jajajaja!

[MariiZebrahead]

Damn, Natalie, you a crazy chick! Hahaha Natalie RULES!!

[wg007xy]

WTF? omg, that wasn't natalie，right? some one tell me PLZ LOL

[ragoblue]

Well,she's a good actress....she was acting right?.....that wasn't real... Lol

[bubberseeners]

my dick is scared of you ...

[MMTA7W]

Is she high or something !

[KoiLovesMakeup]

What The Fuck !?

[LovingLandonLibioron]

Natalie Fucking Portman... I Love You. Hahah :)

[studentgirl101]

OMGG !!

Natalie ! I have never seen her act this much

LOL!!

[MrAcrilis]

- WHAT?

[lavaglobe]

I have the wierdest boner

[28JadeD]

Great actress!!!

[MrTdoylee]

watch sittin on the toilet (strawberry version). It's the funniest video ever!!!!

[LorDKeLviN16]

hahaha!! LOL! natalie..hahaha

[abazz36]

I just went from six to mid-night.

[the6cow6god6]

natalie portman just made me hard

[blueberrymuffin1919]

wow this reminds me of Eminem

[texasteph12570]

sad! no wonder this nation is doomed!

[TheCreationist1]

If Thor could see Jane Foster in this. What would he say? lol

[Alu142]

fucked quality, quiet, and cencoser. come on...

[SaintDofRNC]

wow, the eazy e interview with queen amidala....amazing i love it lol

[SaintDofRNC]

wow....the eazy e interview with a queen amidala twist.....i love it

[trentmorris]

I'll kill your fucking dog for fun, so don't push me!

[Muyiwa101]

i love natalie portman, i really do

[xPixelDudeX]

o_0 woow...I love her!

[sparkymalech3]

She can steal a smooch for me :)

[whatthefuckismyname1]

omg shes so short she looks like a cute midget cussing xD somehow i find it hilarious hahaha

[mortminoch]

nice haircut, when did profanity and nonsense replace real talent as entertainment? Glad noone watches this crap til it is on youtube. An Eazy-e ripoff is the best they could do?

[Saratoga2hp]

now i understand black swan

[enriqueDFTL]

@Saratoga2hp LMAO

[achillesian]

She has an Oscar. Yup.

[Zaxxen69]

filthy zionist

[axelrafcboy]

Natalie just gained tons of respect from me

[MMFWCLxJUGGALO1]

@axelrafcboy Dude dont repost a comment just because it the highest rated.

[axelrafcboy]

@MMFWCLxJUGGALO1 i dont do that shit

its just what i tthaugt when i saw the video

i dont read the comments

[TanyaR96]

Oscar-winning actress and rapper...

[TanyaR96]

Oscar-winning actress and raper...

[Likeaperv]

gorgeous little thing, I want to have her in a crystal box :)

[IndianaParkWars]

padme is amazing!

[KeepItGayStageNazi]

This is amazing

[nirvoses147]

Tht was.... Disturbing... Unusual.... Great! I love it when the dudes r all like we live u Natalie and she says I wanna f u two! Tht just made my day

[MadeInOregon27]

Something happened in the front of my pants during this song.

[EllTeeTwoThree]

I'll kill your fucking dog for fun, so don't fuck with me.

-Natalie Portman

[Hondaxstud82]

She is awesome and Andy coming out in the Viking costume is random and AWESOME as hell!!

[Iadad]

O_O This bitch is insane.....I like that...(call me)

[BellaSilvery]

She's cool

[equinoxranch]

And this is supposedly funny?

[jimmymetis]

@equinoxranch if everyone think its funny you should ask yourself questions about yourself

[Theblackpie]

Great stuff!

[SuperLolguy99]

OMG she is so talented!!!

[gegaoff]

damn i like her. 

[xxAccaliaxx]

omg shes a legend hahaha

[watermelancholyy]

837283957328933 cool points for Natalie.

[AnDyStAiN99]

Is this why she deserves an oscar???

[DamianDrive]

"All the kids lookin up to me can SUCK MY DICK!"

rofl!!!!!!!!! 1:00

[Masterdeefy1]

this makes me love Natalie Portman

[Naddycat]

It's a joke on the Easy E tune.

[jimmymastiff]

when she stood up....I thought she was gonna fart on him...haha

[ewelllle]

after this, i need to do a natalie portman anthem. the uncencored version much explosive.

[lobrass02]

That was a play on an old Eazy-E track.

[AmericanMarine0311]

i know natalie portman is kinda butch in this video. i don't know why, but she seems so much hotter

[Tumadre520]

@AmericanMarine0311 i think this was around the time she was filming V for Vendetta or some other movie that had her cut her hair.

[RicoSuave803]

Girls shit?

[ALPHAGIBBYWOLF]

@neverqivein His part isnt even funny, so calm the fuck down.

[ALPHAGIBBYWOLF]

ANDY RUINED THE SONG!

[neverqivein]

@ALPHAGIBBYWOLF

He wrote the song..

So how the fuck did he ruin it exactly..?

[0livia0live]

@neverqivein- Andy may write funny things, but his delivery isn't funny. And he also ruins it by wearing that stupid costume.

[Moviedude041195]

Black Swan? If that counts as a question does that mean she's gona hit me with a chair soon?

[peyton724]

Shes gorgeous...gosh shes over all AMAZING

[inubaka13]

O_o... I love her...

[dfeeel2]

this, paired with black swan= actress of our generation