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  • CHARLIE YOUR AWESOME DO NOT GIVE IN TO THE TROLLS!

  • @KeithWasHere1 trolotrolotrolll

  • @TopDollar1985 yeah very funny pal!

  • Lisa Lampanelli should have done this roast

  • That is a weird looking kitchen.

    This girl should shut it with her lame jokes and go make Charlie a sandwich.

  • simple fact, women comedians arent funny

  • FUCK THIS DUMB CUNT

  • she was wrong for what she said to steve-o. she was brutal

  • this song is about this bitcchhhhh: watch?v=gJemMVDCbZA

  • You ROCK Charlie! Get well, and get back in it. :)

  • They're all just reading off a teleprompter. You can tell most of the time that they're reading. So don't talk bad about actors and shit just because they say something of a high shock factor. They're paid to read, just like the President.

  • she is so fucking stupid WHO IS SHE

  • Yeah... That bitch on my bucket list :)

  • Tired of everyone getting on her about Ryan Dunn. His dumbass deserved what he got for driving whilst absolutely plastered. Seth MacFarlane made a joke at the beginning of the roast about Amy Winehouses death, and countless jokes were made about Charlie having his kids taken away but there wasn't a fucking outrage about that. It's a fucking roast you bitches. Get over it. Fuck you and Fuck Ryan Dunn.

  • @HarrietTumban woah. what an asshole

  • what a hoe.

  • is that Gaddafi in like the front seat ?

  • I have no idea who this cunt is, but i like her :) lol

  • i laugh when i see two people bitching to eachother in youtube comments, sooooooooo stupid dont message me back raging about life i dont spend my time with pointless argueing lol

  • @MegaPaddle1 I laugh when I see people like you bitching about two people bitching at each other on YouTube.

  • i seriously had to google her name cuz ive never heard something about amy schumer

  • she sucked so hard rofl

  • the ryan dunn joke was great. speeding and driving drunk isnt a joke. he could have killed others. so i say fuck ryan dunn...

  • the ryan dunn joke was such a downer.

  • shes a fucking horrible person, and i LOVE IT

  • Wish I could see the uncut roast. Those Comedy Central editors probably cut out 40% of the roast from the tv broadcast.

  • She's not funny. That steve-o joke wasn't even offensive, it was a joke on steve, but it was simple and unfunny. She's a typical self-glorifying bitch comedienne. Dime a dozen. Must have a good agent.

  • I had to google her.

  • @davecameronz You sound stupid when you say ciao. I hope you dont actually use that in your real life vocabulary

  • i liked the whole roast accept one thing: the Ryan Dunn joke. that one was just waaaaay to hard, i mean, the roast was like 2 weeks after his death. you're just an idiot if you do such a thing

  • @kimerboy ROFL i know, too early?

  • @kimerboy More like 3 months.

  • @kimerboy shut up faggot, dunn was a moron, you drink and drive like an idiot you put yourlife and the lives of everyone else on the road in danger. act like a jackass? you die. no one fuckin feels sorry for the prick, the world should laugh at his death, one less fucking idiot we need to worry about. the dunn joke was the best part of the roast.

  • @bigcity777333 i don't know but for as far as i know, 1/4 of the world drives drunk, it's just a problem with ryan dunn cause he's fucking famous. and how would you like it huh? if your best friend dies right now and the whole world will laugh at him saying, the motherfucker deserved that. how would that make you feel?

  • @kimerboy ummmm, no its not cause hes famous moron, i have a problem with EVERYONE that does it. pay attention, i know your slow, but try to READ my comment and fully understand before you start acting retarded. And if my friend got wasted, knowing he had to drive, and was going 100 mph drunk down a highway, then he doesnt value his life, and deserved to die, thats the way of the world. TOUGH SHIT.

  • @bigcity777333 wow what a good friend you are "drunk drivers don't deserve to live", listen up bro, I've got 2 points to make. 1: ryan dunn may be a retard for driving drunk and speeding but still, a death is to be respected, and if you make a joke about it too soon youll hurt people, i mean, look at steve o's face. and 2: i'm not the retarded one here since i'm not trying to offend you as much as possible,,

  • @kimerboy awwwww booo hoooo. thats life moron. deal with it.

  • @bigcity777333 as is said, offend as much as possible. and i don't know what you're life is like but if it's a life where the death of a good friend is being rubbed in your face and you can still say things like that, then you will need serious help,,

  • @kimerboy stop bein a pussy and wake up, life sucks sometimes. deal with it, act like a moron, and you die? no ones fault but your own, i aint feelin sorry. thats selfish. fuck em. wake up loser.

  • @bigcity777333 i'm not the pussy here, im not the guy insulting someone else just because he has a point, im not the guy saying "if my best friend is drunk and speeding, he deserves to die." I've seen more of life than you ever will, so shut the fuck up and go find yourself some friends, how about that one;)

  • @kimerboy i was in the military for 8 years, ive seen more life AND death than you. moron. go play in traffic little boy. how bout that one.

  • @bigcity777333 being in the military for 8 years and saying those things about life, thats not even possible. go pick on some kids or something, i'm done with you

  • @kimerboy its not possible? yeah, those people didnt deserve to die, he did. your the dumbest person on youtube. congrats.

  • @bigcity777333 well that's a real honor, at least i'm not the "8 year soldier" who tells people they deserve to die and doesn't see the importance of life. cangrats your officially the worlds most fucked up marine.

  • @kimerboy congrats, i said i was in the miltary and you automatically assume im a marine, FALSE, thanks for proving your an idiot who jumps the gun and assumes things without knowledge. and people DONT deserve to die, unless they bring it on themselves. so if some idiot goes out, and gets wasted on a rooftop party, and falls off trying to walk the ledge, he didnt deserve to die? ummm, yes, hes a fucking idiot. you bring it on yourself, bad shit happens, GROW UP. moron. wanna get owned again?

  • @bigcity777333 ok people deserve to die, fact. you're one of em. someone who claimes he was in the military for 8 years saying that if drunk people do stupid things they deserve to die, YES THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE SAYING. you can't be from the military, if so, i want proof. you're probably a b unkbed cleaner or something and you've never even seen a gun. go ahad and "own me" military boy

  • @kimerboy ive never seen a bigger crybaby in my entire life. the guy made a living shoving things up his asshole and trying to hurt himself. who didnt see this coming? he deserved it. god go grab a tissue and wipe the sand out of your vagina pussy.

  • @kimerboy it was a Setev-O joke, not a Ryan Dunn joke... that was the point. She never said anything rude about Ryan.

  • @kimerboy June 20 2011 Ryan Dunn killed himself in yet another of maybe 11 high speed accidents in less than 4 1/2 yrs. ( one accident was in a friends car) The roast was Sept 12 2011 and he was doing 130mph when he did thanks to Ryan for only Blowing himself up and not any other person on the street I GUESS.

  • @kimerboy Fuck him. He was a piece of shit and deserves to be made fun of.

  • Who is this bitch again? lol

  • I wanna make her cum

  • RIP Greg Giraldo, that Bruce Willis line had his name written all over it...

  • amy schumer is a true roaster,

    saying off-limits during a roast is stupid

  • miss piggy wasn't funny she was just racist and this joke was in very bad taste she should just stay in the kitchen

  • She actually reminds me of Linda Blair.

  • Amy Schumer, nuff said.

  • Amy Schumer owns the show :D

  • How pathetic are the small little insecure boys here?!! The woman is FUNNY and you have such a problem with that "she looks like a pig". First of all it doesn't matter, Charlie Sheen looks shit but that is not relevant either. Grow up you pathetic people

  • @signemarianorman Funny, perhaps. I just don't like her because she over stepped her bounds with Steve-O

  • @signemarianorman the reason i really hate her is for the Ryan Dunn joke. the look on Steve-o's face made me cringe. if anyone is pathetic its her.

  • @malikrich94 Get over it. it's a roast. if you cant' take the jokes go watch reruns of the View you fucking pussy.

  • @wtfdudenotcool101 woah theres no need to get hostile over something so stupid. i almost forgot about this video until i saw that u replied back. stop trying 2 act hard over the internet. wtf dude thats not cool

  • aww i thought she was going to say she had a pussy like a bucket

  • she kinda looks like a pig

  • @malikrich94 miss piggy LOL

  • @148pm thats who i was thinking of. how the hell did i forget that? lmao

  • @davecameronz helping you doesnt necessarily mean that ill give u the explanaition of the word , giving direction is also a part of helping you out smartass, just hush and search it

  • @davecameronz .... the only thing u proved now is that u can make proper english sentences... but ur still a retard for not knowing the meaning of suicide , but dont worry imma help ya ->>> just google it bitch

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  • @davecameronz u dont seem to know the diffrence between an car accident( drunk or not ) and suicide... now i can see why u said that , ppl with low iq should be banned from youtube like u

  • @davecameronz You agree, smartest thing you've typed today lol. Seriously bye now.

  • make fun or ryan dunn? THAT'S NOT OK, look at steve-os face when she says that!

    and joke about his suicide attempt dude:S some stuff you don't kid around with !

  • @davecameronz Yeah obviously you. Bye.

  • @davecameronz My grammars fine lol, idk what's wrong with it? You don't even know me so wuit acting like you do, and stop trying to use big word to make yourself look smart lol. Makes you look even dumber. Anyways thanks though I'll enjoy being a college graduate in a few years while you keep on doing this. 32 damn, you're pathetic. Bye.

  • @davecameronz Well then go take care of the kids and wife you probably don't have instead of arguing with an "18" year old lol. I'm 22 actually and I go to ASU, I doubt you even went to college 32 year old LOSER lol.

  • @davecameronz Yeah listen to you, "Your sir", your just another idiot person of this generation lol. How old are you seriously, and don't lie.

  • @davecameronz I don't like to write to people who have to act like an idiot.

  • @davecameronz ur as much as a bitch as every1 else who talks like that , talking that u would kill his entire family... talking behind ur computer... LOL gangsta

  • @davecameronz u deserve to die along with amy ... i dont know .... the fat bitch in this movie , cba to scroll up, someone's death isnt something to make fun of , hopefully ull learn the meaning of losing someone soon just so that u can feel it a bit

  • @davecameronz Ok.

  • So, who was Amy Schumer? Never found out.

  • was that like gaddafi sitting next to mike????

  • Honestly not even Greg Giraldo would joke over that. RIP GREG

  • who the fuck is amy schumer?

  • You're all so idiotic.. If you think the joke is so offensive, don't fucking watch it and cry like a little baby.

  • I love how people are saying its not right to make fun of Steve-O's friend who died. HE was a stupid dumbass, he was blitzed drunk and driving over 100mph, im just glad he killed himself and not a family on the road driving home, if you are that stupid you deserve to die!!!!

  • @PCnever He din't deserve it but that's what happens when you drink and drive.

  • @MrSanchez306 No, He DID deserve it, He put innocent people on the road in danger with his actions, he has no right to do that! he completely 100% deserved it. He is old enough to know that he is drinking and should in no way get behind the wheel, he chose to not care about other motorists or pedestrians and so I have no sympathy for him.

  • @PCnever No one deserves to die.

  • @MrSanchez306 I disagree, you telling me rapists, pedophiles, mass murderers don't deserve to die?? yeah right, just because YOU don't think they do don't mean that the rest of US arn't glad they are gone, not hurting anyone else. as for this guy, He may have been a nice guy (i don't know) but what i do know that if you have NO right to put so many other lives in danger on the road because you are a fucking dumbass, and for that, i am glad he crashed and killed himself and no innocent people

  • @PCnever Well he wasn't a rapist, pedophile, or a mass murder so. But You have a right to your opinion. You saying that your glad kinda makes you sound crazy lol, just saying. No ones perfect and him deciding to drink and drive was a dumb wrong choice, but I know he wasn't a bad person and he died for that which is really sad.

  • I felt sorry for Tyson and Stev-O, stupid bitch

  • @SpectrumA96

    But the joke where Steve-o called 100 people who died in a fire nobodies was perfectly acceptable. Time is no object, either. Kane was stricken when he heard what Steve-o said, considering his son died in that fucking fire.

  • Her only good joke was the Bruce Willis/Ashton Kutcher bit.. I was fumed someone could make a joke about someone's dead friend. Even worse, it was in front of a live audience. Regardless of the circumstances surrounding Dunn's passing, there is a certain respect we, as human-beings, should hold for a life. We all know that if your friend died, even in a similar manner, and another made light of it in such a way - you'd be devastated.

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  • IS Bruce Willis dead?

  • she was a bitch, i thought everyone else was funny but she was just mean and not funny at all, maybe im just a little sensitive tho lol. "joke" about ryan dunn and steve o wasnt funny at all.

  • @GBThreeCount

    You must be 12, because you're insulting/threatening someone who you just dictated to be a kid. Before Amy Schumer went up, your icon Steve-o made a joke about 100 people who died in a fire at a radio station in 2003, and called them all nobodies. What Amy Schumer said was nothing to that.

    And yes, he did make that joke. He had it edited out so he wouldn't look like the asshole he really is.

  • "FUCK YOU AMY!"

    -Mike Tyson

  • it's a roast.

    quit getting so offended.

  • @suzzixnobody Remember kids: it ain't roasting when you're trying too hard and being obviously mctarded for a laugh.

  • @jkcp1000 iam extremely familiar with the comedy central roasts and you dumb fucks dont seem to fuckin get it...this was the first time in history anyone on any roast pulled a joke out of their ass having to do with someones dead best friend...you fuck tards dont seem to understand...you think that just because the roasters crack jokes on the other roaster's looks, age, and appearance that they should start crackin jokes about someone who died no more than a couple of months ago your a dushbag

  • for the record. a roast is an event ithat all get together & poke fun at eachothers events in life in order to kinda say "LOOK THAT STUFF DOESNT MATTER, WE LOVE YOU!" and take it in a light hearted manner. There is truth behind the jokes but the point is to say "Don't let the media get to you. dont let what people say get to you. just laugh and we'll laugh with you" That being said the dunn-steveo joke, though it may have been a roast, might have been TOO SOON and BLUNT to portray those feelings

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  • @jkcp1000 yea lets grow up...next roast we should crack a joke thats so far over the line about someones best friend or family member they will just kill themselves right on stage because then that guy would be considered the roast king...we need to grow up? you think its funny to make fun of a man's dead best friend and iam the one that needs to grow up? how fuckin old are you kid 15 because any age near that has the mentality you have...fuckin children tellin older people to grow up....SMH

  • toss up between her and Jizzleneck for worst Roaster

  • I was watching the roast when I heard this joke "...Patrice has always been destined for stardom, and diabetes. So tonight is not just the roast of Charlie Sheen, it's also a farewell party for Patrice's foot." Now I can understand why people are upset about her jokes. My grandmother has diabetes and is about to get her toe amputated in 2 days. When I heard that joke...I was ROLLING!!! Some may say her jokes were distasteful...it's a roast...LIGHTEN UP...OR DON'T WATCH...PERIOD!

  • LMFAO I thought she was fucking hilarious! Purely because of the fact that she pisses everyone off!

  • She was not funny!!!

  • Stupid whore and her bad jokes

  • @gbthreecount

    That same somebody made a joke about 100 people dying 7 years ago, calling them nobodies. He then had it edited out so he didn't look bad.

    And she's the asshole?

  • wow.... not funny

  • god this bitch was terrible.

  • Yeah i thought that joke about Ryan Dunn was harsh and im a Frankie Boyle fan.

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  • worst on the show really

  • THIS CHICK WAS THE FUNNIEST!!!!

  • @raymex27 not really

  • @raymex27 she was a distasteful piece of shit

  • @choppy2mella She was wickedly funny maybe the best roaster of the evening.

  • @choppy2mella She tasted good to me!

  • shes a bitch

  • It was a lil too early for her to bust out a ryan dunn related joke. Give it a year at least geez...  CHECK OUT MY CHANNEL!

  • The Rebecca Black of Comedians. *Sigh*

  • lol shes funny

  • BOOM ROASTED

  • I liked Amy's act if anything because I immediately thought "I can't wait to see all the dipshits getting butthurt about this on the internet." Well dipshits, you sure delivered. I applaud you.

  • Yo i swear people are mad sensitive on Youtube! Amy Schumer is a funny motherfucker, if Steve-O starts crying over a roast you don't say "That Amy is a terrible person" you say "Quit crying you little bitch!!" Yeah, a lot of these jokes are in poor taste, that's the point. They have been doing these kinds of roasts for decades now.

  • why the fuck did she have bring up stevo`s recently dead best friend mike tyson punched the wrong person that night.

  • This fuckin bitch. Did she really have to say something about stevos dead best friend and then say everyone wished it was him instead?? WTF?? Steve almost instantly started crying cause this cunt cant keep her fucking mouth shut.. Bitch. Fuck you Amy.

  • She doesn't help my perception that women comedians generally are not all that funny. Guys can do jabs at people with good timing and inflection, but I have yet to hear a woman do it and be able to tell the difference between a jab for laughs and just ending up being a complete bitch.

    Charlie was classy as all hell. Everyone he burned was honestly laughing.

    It's all moot anyway. The Jeff Ross/Greg Giraldo combo was all that really made these roasts worth watching. I still miss Greg...

  • @TrueJalik Really, now? You can't see the good timing and inflection at work here? Fuck off.

  • This roast was weak sauce. Jeff, Amy, Kate and Anthony made that roast. Shatners cool.

  • the roast bullcrap is a cheap and easy way to dumb the general public

  • If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen!

  • the Dunn remark was in bad taste

  • @TheSuperjohn666

    ALL the jokes were done in bad taste, moron.

  • @SmapAttack  good point fuckface

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  • She was funny, but that joke wasn't...

  • anyone who is upset from her jokes can cry me a fucking river

  • make jokes about someones appearance, personality, etc. thats fine thats what comedians do but it take a certain type of asshole to crack a joke about somebodies dead friend saying it should have been you...even if was all intended to be a joke...that shit is way too soon and how could anyone laugh at that anyway...

  • @GBThreeCount She was the worse, she fucked up when she said that joke.

  • @GBThreeCount

    Were you offended by how most of the roasters were saying that Charlie Sheen would die soon?

    A roast is supposed to be no holds bar. Get over it ya' puss. Everything is fair game. EVERYTHING.

  • @SmapAttack roasts arent supposed to be that fuckin personal....your a little ignorant boy...you dont know how it feels to have someone crack a joke about your dead frined because its probably never happened...so you dont know how stevo feels but your a little bitch if you thought this was funny...even though this is a roast...theirs a line and she didnt just step over it...that bitch hop skotched over it like it was a fuckin game...

  • @GBThreeCount

    Yes, yes they are that personal. Were you even listening to the same jokes that I was during this entire fucking roast? There is no line. Nobody said you can say this, or you can't say that. Every single joke was a personal, spiteful joke made at the other roaster's expenses. Sorry. You lose. Anything is fair game. ANYTHING. You don't have to like it, but it's the damn truth.

  • @SmapAttack personal? patrice was called fat...john luvitz was called old, mike tyson was made fun of because of his voice, stevo was told "everyone" wished it was him that died over his friend....do you see where this doesnt fit in asswipe? not every joke was that personal especially when they are insecurities that the comedians have already overcame....not really that personal anymore...like i said before...crackin jokes on appearance or personality is fair game...but not someones dead friend

  • @GBThreeCount You must not watch modern day roast's...jokes about everything and everyone are acceptable, unless you're an over sensative pussy!

  • @Jonathan214 mmk faggot ill keep letting you little fuckin assholes say what you want...when a close member of your family dies ill come to the funeral cracking jokes so that way noones crying their just laughing at their dead family member because i mean seriously...the best way to respect someone personally is to make fun of a close friend...your fuckin dilusional kid if you think as long as its a "joke" that everyone in this world is going to agree that it was an ok thing to say...

  • @Jonathan214 Dude, first of all, no one is going to their funeral making these kinds of jokes! Second of all, you're way too sensative...pussy! And lastly, I don't know what mmk means... jitter bug!!!!

  • @GBThreeCount I seen a story on the news with the same story a guy who drove drunk and killed his friend and he was pointed out to be the "bad guy" just because hes a celebrity it doesn't make it any different. May he RIP but still it was self inflicted and he also killed someone else...

  • @GBThreeCount Shit like that is said all the time. I think she was funny and could honestly careless about the Dunn joke.

  • @GBThreeCount When did she make fun of a dead person?

  • Yeah, right! That was funny as hell!

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  • I'm pretty sure she offended an entire generation and then some by insulting the Dunn.

  • when she talked about ryan dunn i wanted to smack her

  • This bitch managed to cross the line when there was no line to cross. fucking cunt.

  • i mean, she shouldn't be allowed in public. I hope she dies. what a fucking cunt

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  • Why bring up Ryan Dunn? Not even necessary.

  • amy was the funniest of the bunch, john lovitts is a fucking fudgepacker, almost as douchebag as charlie sheen

  • somebody should have made a casey anthony joke....

    i hate this bitch.