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  • Puke.

  • @shanecomedy don't apologize, it's not your fault. :) even this was awesome so I look forward to watching your other stuff.

  • Lol @ people saying he's attempting to rip off Jim gaffigan. They're nothing alike. Besides being fucking hysterical. You can't judge a comedian based on 2 minutes of poorly edited footage simply to appeal to all the whiney bitches that had a problem with it. My advice is get his cd like I did a year ago and while you're at it look up anthony jeselnik.

  • as much as shane himself says this isn't funny. it made my night!

  • hahaha i think this really funny!

  • just so you know guys, college humor edits shit together horribly to aim it at their demographic of teens and college students, im a stand up comic and ive worked with shane before and this by far isnt his best material. Dont get me wrong i enjoy college humor just when it comes to stand up comics they edit out alot of the stuff they think their demographic wont find funny

  • Shane for President! Shane for President! This was a perfectly fine set! Ahead of its time! I can see it now - "Mauss - Straightening out several dozen heads at a time"

  • i think this guy is super fucking funny

  • hey i found it funny.

  • just saw him on last comic standing. meh.

  • Hey guys,

    This is Shane Mauss. I just realized this video is on here. Sorry a lot of people don't like it. It's not a great vid and I don't blame you. It's not my best material. I do lots of TV things and don't want to waste material on youtube. If you want to see me trying, you can watch my Comedy Central Presents for free if you find me on CC's or my website.

    That's a better representation of what I do rather than the 2 min of butt jokes that CH edited out of a long set. Sorry

  • also, it doesn't let me link to my CC vids but you can go to my website at shanemauss if you want to see me doing jokes about other things than my butt. It's nice to see that I'm too immature for the College Humor audience :) That's what they edited.

    Anyway, I think College Humor is great and I appreciate everyone who supports/views comedy.

    Next time I'll bring my A game.

    Thanks for reading.

  • @shanecomedy you SUCK shane

  • @shanecomedy

    you don't need to apologize for anything! it's obvious that CH edited out a lot of stuff; people just think that they have the right to be rude to others.

  • @shanecomedy wow somwhat insecure???

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  • I'm a eye doctor... well then look in my butt

  • i was actually cracking up for the last 30 seconds.

  • The low rating made me realize how much this sucked. I am a product of youtube.

  • way to talk about your dick for two minutes

  • I love how immature he is!! Jesus, guys... lighten up! If you wanted a dissertation, go to college.

  • this was hilarious

  • Holy fuck! This guy fucking sucked!

  • -.-

  • very very funny

  • very funny

  • Not funny.

  • LAME!

  • one time I saw this guy and he said said some jokes and we all laughed and then i went home...good times good times

  • didn't like it :/

  • hes way to immature

  • @babygirlchick101 Or is he just enough way to immature

  • HA HA dick and butt jokes!

    No get a life man! School is over!

  • this sucks IN MY BUTTHOLE

  • Canned Laughter?

  • I heard a comedian a while back say that whole penis-hole-blocking joke and it was so much funnier the way he did it.

  • boring and he says "um" too much

  • is it just me or is he a little drunk?

  • i thought it was pretty boring

  • tell this guy to stfu

  • its not really funny....

    2 star

    i expected it tobe much more fun

    well better next time i hope

  • boring!!

  • i thought it was funny

  • 9/11 was funnier.

  • FUCK this guy! He was douchebag in high school and apparently he hasn't changed.

  • for some reason i actually thought he was pretty funny =P

  • meh 3/5

  • i like his jokes, but the thing he does with his voice is annoying.

  • FUNNY!! LOL

  • I thought it was funny :) but the guy does look a bit boring

  • reminds me of a skinny, not so annoying version of louie anderson

  • really boring.

    Heres a helpful hint DONT SAY UMM AND UHH SO MUCH AT THE START OF YOUR FRICKEN PERFORMANCE!!!

  • boringgggggggggggggg

  • BORING.

  • i really dont like the standup acts..it doesnt catch my attention!

  • Gee, it sure is hypocrisy around here.

    Gay jokes are fucking boring.

  • i thought it was funny... everyone is just sheepishly voting it 2 because its what everyone is doing. watch the vid first

  • Is this a parody about bad stand-up?

  • yes. a bad one.

  • the funny thing is....it is impossible to tell.

  • this guy sounds like Jim Gafigan

  • i hink thats where i heard this before.  he must be doing one of jim's acts

  • fail

  • didnt find it funny at all

  • His name should be shane menstealia because all his jokes are STOLEN

  • stolen from who??? name the comedians

  • MJ, scooby doo, eminem, chuck norris, homer simpson, leeroy jenkins, my grade 9 math teacher, and the halo kid.

  • NOT LEEROY!!

  • who the fuck from???

    ya fuckin liar

  • Haha, this guy's funny.

  • he sucked. Just annoyed the fuck out of me.

  • suck

  • FIRED

  • Come on, the second bit was very good.

  • its funny cuz it makes no sence

  • sense

  • hahahah

  • hahah i thought he was funny...

  • This sucked. I wish CH would stop putting these out cause they all suck.

  • You suck.

  • He annoys me. And he's not funny

  • haha i like the part with the penis and the bandaid

  • when does this get funny

  • he sounds kinda like seinfeld lol

  • He sucks to be honest

  • he looks and sounds drunk

  • Ehehehe...

  • eh?

  • he sounds depressed and hes not funny

  • bad

  • i think hes trying to be jim gaffigan

  • i was thining that

  • 8 drink minimum?

  • I'll have to say I am no specialist in the art of comedy, seems like everyone dislikes it.

    I found it funny though. XD

  • boo

  • lh thats what he said. i heard friday but didnt get the word before it. he mumbles a lot

  • he is more deporessing than funny. cos he just acts depressed

  • LoL he's funny =]

  • i feel kind of sad for him

  • absolutely terrible.

  • fake laughter and this stand up sucked

  • wth!! i just looked this kid up and they said

    "Shane Mauss is largely regarded as one of the best young headliners out there."

    ...-_-

  • the laughter really sounds fake...

  • I wasn't too sure if the laughter was fake, but look at the audience from 1:48 to 1:56...they don't look too enthused...

  • this guy is fucking terrible.

  • FUCK! He steals jokes like Carlos Mencia!

  • poor dude! everyone puttin him down on youtube.. he's readin the comments goin, well that's the end of my carreer as a comedian.. or he can pull his head up, and realise it's just one sketch. chin up shoulders back shane mauss! bill cosby started off just like that!! first stand up was a mess!

  • This guy was pure garbage. He has cliche' written all over him.

  • I've heard better fake laughter on The Brady Bunch

  • i think he brought his friends and payed them to laugh FUCK !

  • wtf is that cassete laughing

  • not that funny ...

  • Nay.

  • Not funny really.

  • not funny at all

  • poor guy

  • what would happen if i said i actually found this mildly amusing?

  • noooooooooooooooot that funny

  • FUCK this guy--he was a jerk in high school and it looks like he hasn't changed

  • This is the first bad video i've seen from College Humor, and this one wasn't just bad, it was fucking horrible!

  • not... funny...

  • he is as funny as a tube sock

  • that's a very subjective statement....I, for example find tube socks hilarious

  • amen sista

  • Lmao awe can we be best friends

  • wanna be ..

  • crap

  • meh. Maybe after a few beers...

  • Ughhh.... not funny...

  • eh he was.. okay

  • saddening...

  • And he's funny why?

  • Wow, just when I was beginning to like American humour. It's like a lot of US 'comedy' shows. Inrcredibly mediocre and it's like you guys are programmed to find it funny.

  • Notice how not a lot of people are finding it funny though.

  • And notice how the average rating is 3 stars which is very rare for college humour.

  • true true haha

  • Holy fuck, you see a bad show and you think oh my god a classic American show absolutely every single American show must suck. Since when was every single whatever the fuck you are show been perfect!

  • Bro don't start flaming. All I'm saying is generally speaking, the american shows that DO suck are liked by americans more than any other people around the world. My opinion along with many other people I've talked to, is that much of your 'comedy' shows aren't that funny at all, yet you guys seem to think they are for some reason. I'm not hating on the US at all, just giving my opinion which I have the right to do.

  • Letterman for example C=

  • What do you think of him? I'd say he's pretty average. It's kind of an entertaining show to watch but he's not really that funny at all. No I was thinking shows more like Chuck and 30 Rock. There are so many with the same sort of humour that just aren't that funny in my opinion!

  • im gonna have 2 agree..... im american and im not afraid 2 say it......this was retarded

  • Haha cool I guess. This may sound bad, but I like people like you who understand and agree with what I'm trying to say.

  • mediocre.

  • this guys really into buttholes.

    Maybe his friend was RIGHT!

  • this is funny

  • Tbh... hes not that funny =/

  • u smile during... but u don't feel good after u've watched this

  • i mean....i think it could be funny on some random occasions...like when your high lol. buuuut yea i expect more for CH

  • I think this was funny, fuck everyone who disagrees, it has nothing to do with Americans, this shit was just my kind of humor! :D, If you others disagree, go laugh at whatever makes you laugh, I thought this was funny.

  • ummm..

  • Continue free speech! Dont stop stereotyping!

  • this SHIT sucks DONKEY BALLS and COCKS

  • American audiences seem to laugh at anything.

  • Yeah, it's very sad.

  • Yeah, that's why so many Americans agree, not funny. Shut the fuck up and stop stereotyping.

  • Not impressed!

  • I <3 casual friday

  • this wasnt that bad

  • friend doctor med student get it striaght retard, You suck as a comic....The retard should of said "how bout you look at my brown eye" he needs to work on the material...Its fucking weak

  • reminds me of jim gaffigin

  • 0_0 Oh Shit If I Didn't Know Any Better I'd Say That's Jim Wearing A Desguise

  • Only difference is Jim Gaffigin is funny.

  • bleh

  • how did that guy manage to stay alive so far...?

  • this is funny but would be way better in a skit.

  • just because you mention tits and dicks doesn't make it funny

  • aweful

  • A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist made some quick calculations, he said it's no good trying to outrun it, its catching up.

    The philosopher kept a little ahead and replied I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to outrun you !

  • I hope he gets in an accident and dies of AIDS

  • lame

  • keep working on your routine buddy

  • that was really a stupid a complete waste of time

  • this guy is so boring...