Barack Obama addresses British parliament in Westminster Hall .-- breaks the ice with a joke

[hc2006]

Crap joke

[Mrcelticspatriots]

@1337wafflezz

You fail to realise anybody north of London doesn't give a shit about the royal wedding

[1337wafflezz]

These British bastards didn't even invite Obama to the royal wedding. What kind of a joke is this?

I love the British people but honestly their government SUCKS. So does ours though, so I guess I can't complain...

[Mr94T]

@1337wafflezz He wasn't invited because no one give a shit. p.s America is a shithole.

[MrEreda]

@1337wafflezz I agree, he should've been invited. I thought he was :/

[nvshd]

FEWER FRAMES PER SECOND THAN PICASSO

[FURTIVEMOVEMENT]

...smooth sailing since 1812. That about sums it all up, Folks. Bought and Paid for... That's exactly why he states, "My Lords..."[sic] like a good servant would.

[temporaldisplacement]

@FURTIVEMOVEMENT When the queen address' the lords as "My Lords..." does it sound subserviant?

[PhouFoo]

the thing is. he didnt write this on his own. no politicians do that nowadays. 

[codownni]

Fuck Obama

[daloxxxx]

@denfrancos cause he is joker??

[daloxxxx]

they need to thank u.is not u to thank them cz u scrifice for them in attacking ur father land u will pay a heavy price and they will laugh after u,remember dat u will not have any home after u ll be forcing to fuck off from the white house

[Jidster01]

If the Brits like Obama, they're even more stupid than Americans! Obama has done nothing for America and has gone back on all his promises to the American people. Not to mention he's an elitist piece of shit. If the Brits like him so much they can keep him. I'm sure he'd fit right in.

[hazlitt1]

@Jidster01

And you can have Lady Macbeth Margaret Thatcher and lying warmonger Tony Blair. since you love them so much in America. Then you'll see who's got the better deal!

[ruthio1]

@Jidster01 this is nt the british people everybody i that room is of the political class

[TheAnn2shoes]

What an eloquent accomplished speaker Obama is. Positively charismatic. Absolutely love him - a huge credit to the American people. A friend of mine actually shook his hand - wow! He's amazing.

[MorpheusWasRight]

The UK people have been sold to US corporations 

[ulived1969]

I AM JESUS, I AM THE 666 IN REVELATION, I AM THE ONE...

THE MARKS / NUMBERS FROMING UPON MY FACE WILL SOON BE TOTALLY UNDENIABLE...

LISTEN TO ALL YOU MISGUIDED PEOPLE CLAPPING OBAMA & HIS NWO BUDDIES, HIS & THEIR TIME IS NEARLY UP....

THE HORSES OF THE APOCOLYPSE ARE NEAR....

[fancythathat]

@ulived1969 You are froming at the mouth you nutter

[willcoll89]

Cameron clearly didnt get it.

[Bluebull4753]

@enos218 You must not mind the blood on this presidents hands. He has continued bush's policies gave us more debt and more war! You judge a man by his color and not his character. You are the typical rascist!

Every time you type a letter you show how dumbed down the system has made you. Fella!

[videocruzer]

did u know the sun sets about 20 degrees more north now?

[esquireyes]

Look at this well loved reception that our Commaner-in-Chief received. A lot of European countries aren't racist to black &/or biracial Americans. Racism in the U.S. is mostly found ~ 50 yrs. & above w./ some exceptions. And thanks goodness, a lot of the younger people in the U.S. are more like these Europeans, because they're not racist, either. Thank goodness for "Change".

[3chicspolitico]

@esquireyes

AMEN!

[xaviqaz]

@esquireyes What are you talking about? This was an official reception. By the way, there is more racism in Europe

[OBAMASTINKSLIKEANAPE]

Funny how the muslim bitch is all smiles. Why is that this clown obonga looks like he is watching a tennis match during his teleprompter reading, Look right, look left, Look right, look left, Look right, look left, Look right, look left, Look right, look left, Look right, look left, Never look down the center Look right, look left, Look right, look left, Look right, look left, Look right, look left, Look right, look left, Look right, look left, Look right, look left,

[jessejordan750]

@OBAMASTINKSLIKEANAPE you must be a hore, you filthy pig. That muslim woman shoes has more dignity than your intire family , bitch.

[DJAGameing]

Obama and cameron are so layed back...playing table tennis lol awsome XD

[popazz1]

Oh,ffs,just look at the so-called elite of British politics,One-eye Brown,Poodle Blair,Y-Fronts Major & Smug-boy Cameron,all absolutely green with envy at how smoothly Obama has everyone practically creaming their pants! Both he & the First Lady have,quite rightly,acted with respect for the queen,you know,the UNELECTED Head of State,but without the fauning and sniveling we usually see from our own shower of sycophants! Obama could teach our lot a few lessons!

[911scTarga]

@DanYul55. He didn't tell a joke, he just hinted at one. It's a British humor thing. (total genius / class on his or his speechwriter's part)

So, The Queen, The Pope, and Nelson Mandela walk into a bar...

Doesn't need a punch line - the whole idea is funny just as it is, but all feel free to complete the joke!

[DanYul55]

i don't get his joke, someone please explain? :L

[rabiddog2420]

@DanYul55 There is a common type of joke that starts with 3 people who usually do not interact with each other walking into a bar together. For example "A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar and the minister turns to the priest and says, "When you talked about getting candles for the church, father, you never mentioned anything about stealing them off of bar tables!" " So Obama's joke was about the Pope, the Queen of England, and Nelson Mandela being those three characters of a joke

[DanYul55]

@rabiddog2420 oh i see, i thought it had something to do with that.. i didn't find it at all funny that's just it, so i thought mabe i didn't get it..

[ImperialKnightmareth]

I was in that hall...like 3 years ago...hehe

[PhiloAmericana]

It's not a lie that America has strong ties to the UK. It's not a lie that we share a culture, a history, and a friendship. Whether it's movies, music, food, or ideology. America has always looked to our friends across the pond for guidance and inspiration. This isn't another political lie. This is true.

[Jidster01]

@PhiloAmericana Are you kidding? I'm sure you're misinformed or just dyslexic. It's quite the other way around. America is and always has been the standard bearer.

[bazlmoon]

@Great88 - David Cameron is our Prime Minister for god's sake - we are well aware that politician's lie - at least Obama has a sense of humour about it. ;-)

[Great88]

Dont listen to a word this guy says. First of all it was france that was americas greatest ally and now its the UK. Then he said his great great great ancestors were irish and so on, this guy if full of BS. Fool on you americans for voting him in.

[gleefanatic2011]

@Great88 his great great great grandfather from his mother's side was really Irish who migrated to America. France indeed is America's longest ally but since the world wars Uk has always been solid in supporting America, vice-versa.

Fool on you for making up negative comments. get lost, loser.

[Great88]

@gleefanatic2011 Well i hope your right.

[xaviqaz]

@gleefanatic2011 Allies for making wars?

[DrDai26]

I like Cameron's grimace after Obama tells the joke. It's like he's thinking "Damn! They already like him!"

[fancythathat]

Hey thanks for sending Obama over to speak to us America, that last guy you sent in 2003 was a dickhead

[23GrandMasterK]

@fancythathat +1,000. Even Americans like myself hated Bush.

[OBAMASTINKSLIKEANAPE]

@fancythathat How are you ever going to get the taste of obonga's ass out of your mouth.

[neilzep]

@fancythathat we agree!