USG ishimura employ training video (parody)

[justarandomguyonYT]

never be a Jonhy lol



[Oddtom121]

dental coverage bit cracked me up!

[MisterCogBurn]

Favorite part had to be the "Equality" segment XD

NO GARY! *puts hands on man junk* o.o

[zigulu24]

so..do i get a free gun?

[1342benecry]

NO GARY we must treat the coworkers with equality (puts his hand on the other dude) NO!!!

[161616spike]

91 people didnt get hired

[coolname545]

SUPER AIDS xD

[TheShepard583]

ill join HOLY CRAP AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[rayne993]

lol gary is a...a...a neeeeeeecro morph,oh no... oh no...no oh "slices sound"

[warrior100girl]

the big guy looks like ninja turtle o_O

[TheKillasProductions]

@getst0opid Awesome video! Keep it up, Oh and you said that's not how we treat "KARREN" right?

[MiharuSenaKanaka]

Space Core's dream... Job in Space~!

[SHARDK2]

GARY! NO! BAD GARY!!

[Gridlock1475]

If i worked there i quit i mean fuck it that place is a nightmere. 

[Musicisliberation]

@getst0opid , Do Ishimura employees have horrific death and dismemberment insurance? What about in the event that one of the ship's medical staff goes batshit, and tries to turn the Ishumura's employees into necromorphs?

[Diggy246]

Make one for Dead Space 2!

[animefreak4144]

Rofl. This video was AWESOME!!! I especially love the "accidents" that can happen lol.XD

[AgentX7Y]

5:34

GODDAMNIT GARY >:/

[AgentX7Y]

SIGN ME UP!

*almost 2 seconds later*

OH GOD IT'S EATING THROUGH MY SPINE! THIS KICKASS SUITS CAN'T SURVIVE BLADES MADE OUT OF SOFT FLESH!?

[Erik24351]

I was transferred from the Death Star, do I gain any benefits?

[PlayableJackson]

only 1 thing i dont get about dead space (love the game) they get 1 necromorph on a military ship and cant handle it...the repair guy for the ishimura can kill thousands though. makes me wonder where this military funding is going to lol anyway great job with the video

[btiny101]

SPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCC­CEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Thoronos93]

dear johnny, WE TOLD YOU SO!!!!!!! lol.

[joshuasiu98]

SUPER AIDS!!

[255gecko]

is it me or did it sound like he said earths planet-crapper fleet

[Music1993Rules]

Hey guys i am new here AHH ARGH errr ARH EHH....

[ImaGameProfessional]

you can charge a plasma cutter?

[bbstarwolf]

Poor jorge

[MegaDchamp]

Haa barnacle boy nd mermaid man theme....

[dafitzboy]

MASTADON!!!!!!!

[panosthe21]

oaxoaoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooooxoaxoao­xaoxaoxoaxoaxoaoxoaxoaoxo!!!!!­!!!!!XAXOAOXAOXAOXAOXOAXOAXOAO­XOAXOAOXAOXOAXOAOXOAXOAOXAOXOA­XOAOXAOXOAXOAOXOAXOAOXAOAOO THIS IS ALL I GOT TO SAY.....

[XxSoulShotsxX]

Necromorph Genes have SUPAR AIDZ

[N1gHtStAlKeR726]

KILLING?

DYING?

DISMEMBERMENT?

WERE DO I SIGN!!!!

[emoboysbox]

If i sign up right now will I get Full Medcal Coverage and Partial Dental

[thechief1997]

So do we get weekends off

[getst0opid]

@thechief1997 in space?

psh naaaaaaaaaaaaaaw

[thechief1997]

@getst0opid how bout holidays

[thechief1997]

@getst0opid wow any days off at all

[Aritakeclan]

@getst0opid what about holidays?

[getst0opid]

@Aritakeclan celebrate them in space

[Twitboy3000]

@getst0opid Health insurance?

[thechief1997]

So do we get weekends off if we live

[stanli131]

oh no superaids



[Killarila]

That's why kids shouldn't play with paint :P

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U GOT THE HOLE PACKAGE! XD

[henryzetabluewolf]

then what am i am working for

[henryzetabluewolf]

last qeustion how much do i get on payday if i survive till payday

[getst0opid]

@henryzetabluewolf...um...we'r­e supposed to pay you?

[artictyphoon]

@getst0opid one question dead health cover being stabbed in the head with a spike and being turned into a necromorph???

[artictyphoon]

@getst0opid one question is being killed in dr mercers experaments covered in health?

[CampinCarl354]

@getst0opid Do we get any benifits?

[henryzetabluewolf]

so i blast the things on the toilet then i use the toilet

[getst0opid]

@henryzetabluewolf um....yeah! xD

[dismemberednecromorf]

NO!! GARY!!!!

[henryzetabluewolf]

so i poop on the urinel

[getst0opid]

@henryzetabluewolfHEY HEY WAIT! NO! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT...IF I WALKED OVER TO YOUR MOMMA...DROPPED MY PANTS...AND TOOK A BIG DOOKIE RIGHT ON HER FACE, HUH? HUH!? THIS IS WHY WE DON'T POOP IN THE URINAL!

[henryzetabluewolf]

what about bathroom breaks

[getst0opid]

@henryzetabluewolf just don't sit on the toilets...i hear SMALL MICROBIAL BEINGS THAT EAT YOUR FLESH UNTIL YOU SHAKE THEM OFF hide in there...

[henryzetabluewolf]

do we get lunch breaks

[getst0opid]

@henryzetabluewolf most definetly...but all we seem to have is DECOMPOSING FLESH to eat...

[9DeathWish]

5:26 lol

[icereaper88]

that all depends on how you see it i see little aliens attaching themselves to ppl i thnk of a parasite

[getst0opid]

@icereaper88 but that's what the flood is. they're little polyp/barnacle/squid lookin things. when one of those little puffs grab on the the dead body of a UNSC soldier, the tentacles move through the orifices of the body and rapidly mutate the flesh, resulting in the organic-looking aliens made famous by halo.

[baldmancrazy]

@getst0opid something profiting from a corpse is not a parasite, otherwise vultures or flies would all automatically be parasites. Parasites must be feeding on something that is alive and causing gradual harm. The flood and necromorphs are both predators and scavengers, but they are also "super-organisms", which means only the total hive has any interest in nourishment or survival and the individual creatures are just pawns

[icereaper88]

so basicaly what your tellingme that the necromorphs are an amped up version of the flood

[getst0opid]

@icereaper88 the flood is not a virus. it's a parasite.

[icereaper88]

dude all necromorphs are just mutated versions of zombies think about it the ppl that turn into necromorphs are dead once it happens.

[getst0opid]

@icereaper88 in the dead space mythos, to be infected, a human must be killed and brought back to life through infection. anyone living is infected just as fast. the necromorphs are a collective, a hive mind if you will.

sooooooo, yes, the person is dead...at the same time, they are not.

when my group made this video, we had to prove our worth with research OUTSIDE of the dead space wiki, so believe me, i have a pretty good grip on what a necromorph really is.

[baldmancrazy]

@getst0opid There is some conflict in the Dead Space media over whether someone needs to be dead to be infected. It is possible the necromorphs only kill people first so they can't run away from the infectors. Then again, the logs say the alien microbe doesn't interact with living tissue or any of the nutrients most life-forms on Earth thrive on - but is suddenly activated and spreads fast if it touches dead tissue. A living man started changing in "Martyr" but it was slow, until he died

[zafiromex]

hahahaha



[sootythunder]

2:30 i was waiting for the guy on the right to drop it and cut his head off

[gyarreto]

HEY MY NAME IS GARY !... Cooll i Get Too "GREET" people

[Jakpeacemaker]

STOP ARGUING, NECROMORPHS ARE DEAD. play the game. the marker is just a conversion machine and it does converge.

[getst0opid]

@Jakpeacemaker the oracle program will clarify everything lol

[brykeso25]

super aids cracked me up

[thegraehawk]

i want to join! !

[DeadSpaceMegaFan]

Remember folks: Don't - be - a - Johnny. "Johnny NO!" XDD

[candyaxe45]

dead space should have actually had the lazer picks



[AgentX7Y]

4:23

I don't want to play with a guy named gary on dead space 2 online....not after this XD

[InformerMaz]

Bill died? OH NOZ.

[HaloManCJizzle]

This is pretty awesome! Great job!

[NINJA5589]

gary nooo!!!

[DBawesomeshow]

I like Gary.

[DavidBarker09]

that guy who took the job in the end...he's dead isnt he lol

[DecimateTheWeak100]

Cool. This hilarious. Was the song/band in the beginning?

[27hMusic]

4.59- 5.31 :-D

i love it :-D

[InvaderPalkia]

:) I  Will Take the Job!

[Garrysmodtuts1]

"sniff sniff" that ending was so sad :D lol i liked it :D:D

[keikoame]

xD the best Dead Space parody

[tyissoocool]

what light saber things???

[getst0opid]

@tyissoocool dead space downfall? laser picks?

[09customcarfan09]

@getst0opid what do you mean? but in 5:31 he turns into a necromorph D:

[Fluffychama]

@tyissoocool I believe they are Rock saws

[nickel2341]

Well il take the job!

GREAT!!!!

*thought* he will be one of us soon. wait, no if he joins us we will be undermined! we cant kill him. hes to stupid!!!!!!

[hotman112345]

...

[stalker45able]

johnny stop! johny,jhony...That good!

[SEXYHINATA213187]

didnt gary turn into an necromorph?? 0///0 and its epic

[DrBob1337]

33,333 viewer

[Sonichero151]

they must be hiring people from new jersey

[FalconclawOfAQW]

Gary has some strechy arms.

[getst0opid]

@FalconclawOfAQW those suits do wonders, ya know

[L3W3BOY]

gary here will show u the proper way to treat karen......NO GARY!!!!!!! we treat everyone here with respect and equality..........NO!!!!!!!!

[MadCloneTrooper]

Gary was not in the momerial :(

[getst0opid]

@MadCloneTrooper but gary isn't dead :)

[TheSwedishAssassin]

@getst0opid well, he is a necromorph, which is kinda dead

[getst0opid]

@TheSwedishAssassin but is it dead?

logically...no?

[TheSwedishAssassin]

@getst0opid necro means corpse, which by definition means a dead organism. Gary died; Necro-Gary didn't, but the Gary we know and love is dead. May he rest in peace. Make note of Gary's sacrifice, getst0opid

[getst0opid]

@TheSwedishAssassin but gary isn't "dead"

guess who's vid this is?

mine!

so...it's my video...so I can do what I want with it

If you want to start a deadspace flamewar, then you best be prepared, amigo...i've got info that'll make you want the next game to come out

[TheSwedishAssassin]

@getst0opid I'm not... I just miss the old Gary...

[getst0opid]

@TheSwedishAssassin i do too man...i do too...

[videogameman9]

Love this video. One of the funniest video I have ever seen

[halo3pwnguy23]

0:35 nice voice crack

[MasterToter]

SO FREAKING SICK!!! HAHAHAHA

[animemonster6]

poor workkers wait a sec...... why isnt issac in there

[TheCharg3r]

this should hav millions of views

[TheCharg3r]

60 people dont want plasma cutters and 2 b cool

[TheCharg3r]

in 2012 SUPER AIDS WILL KILL US ALL unless Isaac Clarke is here

[run00n0]

GARRY IS EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH FOR APPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR AGAINST CO-WORKERS

[MrJoekick4ss]

Lawl. The ishimura was an old ship that would be destroyed after this last mining trip.

[quibto]

I loved the last part....GREAT!! lol

[videogameman9]

love this video!

[MasterZoZ]

How come every one is gay? Even the fucking monster's are! Still good. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

[RedSoxUSA09]

If only we had a montage of Isaac's many screams... Come on I laugh myself to sleep when I think about his scream in Dead Space 1.

[Soyawannabeamasta]

Tits = Dick?

[CreamPieVids]

omg 5:20- so funny

[CreamPieVids]

Hooray for head banging Isaac clones

[Blitzfrenzy78]

'noone wants to be a Johny"

Me:Well I lost all purpose to live.

[hefhef54321]

this vid reminds me of fallout

u know those commercials in fallout abt vault tech where u hear this pleasent guy with his pleasent voice as if there is no problem at all

same here

anyway, COOL vid, honestly :)

[hefhef54321]

Thats so funny man

make more vids like this, maybe on dead space 2 this time

[toki70045]

would be so much better if u remade it in Flash or something. its good, but actual animation would be so funny

[MrCrisis585]

SUPER AIDS

[Clonetos]

4:26 OMG i laughed

[krashnburn100]

4:20 at least he got the equality part down.

[yourfacemeetsmyfist]

SUPER AIDS lol

[MatiSkcPL]

And music is from The Witcher :D

[candyaxe45]

i felt like me and jonny had a connection sycologicly

[Floodbane]

NO GARY!!!

[scarecrowskardagain]

super aids? sounds like a bad visit to san fransisco

[TheTennoheikabanzai]

whats the song at the start called?

[fireboat895]

LOL

[ssgtjet]

lol angry babby

[mattsmint]

that is so awsome dont be a jonny

[s9590590jAKAballs]

will you be making more of these?they're awesome!

[issic67]

WTF HAHAHAH LMAO!!

[ALTINMS]

lol this made me laugh so much u guys are hilariious XD

[spencer439]

NO GARY! made me lol it was the best when he turned into a necro lol

[NeverendingDeath]

what the?

[GamerG0d1337]

Not to be harsh or anything, but this really isn't animation. All you're really doing is jumping through it to give it the feeling of animation, but it really isn't.

[getst0opid]

@GamerG0d1337 never said it was animation. it's an animatic/stop motion film. calm down

[chaklong]

PROPER WAY TO GREAT KAREN!

*grabby titties

[DemonofDEA7H]

170 people got the job. the other 53 were turned down

[Jaydawg195]

bro this was kinda hysterical i hope you do another one for dead space 2

[fatbo12345678]

Narrator: Jonny, Jonny quit it. Jonny you whiley devil you. see what hapend here jonny got careless and SPLAT! Dont be a jonny im being serious!

[haloguy09]

LOL Gary!  did he gray his balls?

[Bogeyman22]

LOL ( NO gary we treat every employ with respect and equeality NOOOO

[AKShamu28]

XD LOL gary NOOO

[MrFUZZYLEMON]

52 people were Jonnys...

[dogzilla0578]

DUDE! THAT IS AMAZING! I CAN'T BREATH!!!!!! XDDDDD

[HolligaMan]

5:59 gears of war hat...

[mattstorm360]

bad ass pick ax light saver things are awesome

[DedSpace123]

Ill sign up right now ^_^

[DoomExtreme1]

Johny... Johny... You wily devil you!

[IggyHazard]

I love Linoleum Knife!

\8-D

[MultiMetalmilitia666]

wtf chuck norrise

[gamefan7321]

Issac

kills necromorphs

LIKE A BOSS

[NaturalWorldWiki]

Nooo gary!!!!

[scarecrowskardagain]

should i be concerned that all those names at the end are people i know

[elementalreaper2]

WRONG GAME

[666FNV]

nice

[alexbaker26]

NOOOOOO KEITH!!!!!!!!

[GTR141Foxer]

@alexbaker26 Ellis: Did i ever tell you bout that time me and keith where ontop of a burning building. And we had to fight our way through 5 floors of necromorphs?

[cami80104]

lol "well, is there a vita-chamber available?"

ROFL

refference to bioshock=WRONG GAME

[SPARTAN36976]

is super lololol

[xUSMCx4xLIFEx]

or SUPER AIDS!!! D:

[fanbanta1]

this was very funny i should watch it all the time

[GreenKatanaNinja]

I love this video :D

[RickyRoo92]

That was pretty funny lol