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  • Of course soccer is gay, you should play hetrosexual sports like rugby where you chase another man, grab him, throw him to the ground, and hold him there then bend over and grab a lot of other men pushing your head right in behind them.

  • best napa ever. vegeta! that is how every huge muscle bald guy should sound like

  • Prof., on behalf of my people may I apologise for Sonicsoul0. Sometimes some of them escape ;)

  • I honestly couldn't stop laughing when I read "I am largely illiterate of a homosexual mind" xD

  • @CRUSH3Rdlux lol It *is* a very funny line. The guy who wrote that is actually very nice, albeit a bit at sea when it comes to these matters. ;-)

  • @ProfMTH I'd love to see you debate ShockofGod. You'd destroy him. :)

  • I want more maniac mailbag.

  • Out of body experiences? I've had a few out of mind experiences. Does that count?

  • Wow.. those little people sure do get worked up over someone's opinion... I don't get my nonexistant cock on a not if someone says that they don't think my fave singers can sing (t know they can, when people say they can't they usually just don't like the voice - since having a voice and being able to sing are different talents. What kind of singing people like on the other hand... )

    I "pitty" them too. Pitty indeed.

    lol

    Lurve ur vidz mr man. You haz a smexy voice. And gut things to sez.

    Bai !

  • @pienipaha lol Thanks a lot!

  • I, for one, appreciate the addition of partial male nudity in these videos. Not all viewers are heterosexual males :P

    Hot chix are more numerous in media in general anyway. I'd prefer to see both just for the sake of equality :3

  • @pienipaha Well, I have to add that, as a straight guy, I think the prof has a great eye for picking attractive women for his videos as well, so I don't mind the shirtless male parade! :P

  • @palerider1775 "...so I don't mind the shirtless male parade! :P"

    LOL!

  • I agree, you do have a lot of half-naked men... But the chicks you put in are of the highest quality, and I commend you for that.

  • Her sister is hotter.

  • Just knowing part of your dredentials on your profile i would rather argue with einstien well ok maybe not, then with you it is amazing how people spew their garbage against someone that is as intelligent as you..maybe you should tie half your brain behind your back to give them a chance LOL

  • @johndebbra Thanks for the very nice words.  I'm just a regular guy and I appreciate the give-and-take. And the crazy comments make me laugh. :-)

  • @ProfMTH Happy Holidays to you and your subscribers as well.

  • Thank you for your wits Professor. Enjoyable as usual. BTW...... I trust that you're aware that a portion of your tenth-grand subscribers are the maniacs who post hate mail to you.

  • @Diakron79 Thanks. And, yes, I suspect a portion are actual maniacs. ;-)

  • @ProfMTH Excellent Sir. : )

  • Funny as ever.Parts of half naked men and soccer not being gay made me laugh so hard :D Your videos are always been interesting, I'm very glad that i subbed some time ago. :D

    But the man who made a video response should know better not use that angle to film himself in my opinion it's kinda creepy :P (aka face looks "fatter")

  • @Liacgi I'm glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for the comment. :-)

  • Wait... wait... you are gay? Wow, I had no idea.

  • @WhiteDragon103 "Wait... wait... you are gay?"

    As gay as Christmas at Bloomingdales. ;-)

  • @ProfMTH Can I touch you?

  • Lol, did one of them really say hipicritical?!?! xD

  • it is pronounced (day-san-al)

  • policity? Well, whatever THAT is you must give it well, ProfMTH...congrats...!

  • @practicalmagic9 LOL!  Thanks.

  • lol Thats the first time I heard that one. Since when are polytheists a type of atheist? I would think polytheists would be further from atheists than monotheists

  • LMFAO this is SO funny I can't stop laughing because I am so overtired... thank you for making my night/morning (whatever time it is now since I'm too tired to keep it straight lol)...

  • @luvtheheaven3 I'm glad you enjoyed it. :-)

  • Ah, the girl from ipanema... wish there were singers like that still...

  • Before watching this video I knew there was gonna be some good looking people in it. I just enjoyed that fact that you pointed it out, even if it was only the males. I love the comment near the end about "Illiterate of a homosexual mind." I didn't know that we read minds and he didn't know how to read a homosexual mind.

  • The comments accusing you of being gay are hilarious.

  • @secular555 That they are.

  • I like naked men! WooHoo

  • Here try this one;

    watch?v=6sP-_T2aXx8

  • I love the half naked men! :D

  • I'm not gay but I'd make an exception for you sir. Keep up the witty, and hilarious and slightly camp at times commentary. Have a great day. Cheers.

  • @TheUnillogical lol Thanks a lot.

  • I think he meant "pantheist"

  • "If you're on twitter, I'm on it too ..."

    when I heard that I instantly thought: "You're only on twitter if I am?"

  • @truelazerlight lol I know what you mean. When I watched the video back after I posted it, I thought, "Well, that doesn't sound right."

  • It seems only 2 blinks of an eye you had 10,000! Thanks again for including me in that collaboration - it was *such* fun. I think I'll celebrate your new, richly deserved subscriber milestone by putting a third horn on my viking helmet... ;^>

    Congratulations and much love to you, my friend.

  • @QualiaSoup "I think I'll celebrate your new, richly deserved subscriber milestone by putting a third horn on my viking helmet... ;^>"

    LOL!

    "Congratulations and much love to you, my friend."

    Thank you. And to you, as well. You're the best. I'll be in touch soon. We have to catch up. In addition to that soon-to-be third horn, there must be tons of other stuff going on. ;-)

  • ok, i just subed.- - - you sausage jockey.

  • @CATMAHAT Excellent!  Welcome aboard.

  • @ProfMTH thanks. great vids btw.

  • I did rather like the James Earl Jones one. Mucch as I like your voice prof, you really ought to have a word with JEJ & see if he couldn't do a couple of voice overs.

  • @bimblinghill Meh. Who needs him? I got my own thing goin' on.

  • I find that you have a ton of half naked women in your videos. I wonder why that guy was focusing on the men. Maybe you outed him, perhaps?

  • @Rathelm  I don't know. At the very least, I suspect he was looking for an excuse to avoid dealing with the arguments.

  • ROFL "Sausage jockey" LMAO I'm so using that one.

  • @mitenzouki ;-)

  • "Fuck you if you can't take a joke" - word XD

  • @Etyde ;-)

  • Sometimes, I forget just how much stupid there is in the world, and then you make one of these videos, with a tribute to the "wacky comments" and sit here going "wait what?.....  Oh yeeeeah!.. people are morons! I knew I was forgetting something!"

    Grats on the big number.

  • @MiniarHalfshasa ;-) Thanks a lot.

  • "It's probably because you're a faggot who likes men. No Offense to gays"

    i lol'd

    That's almost as bad as when you here an old redneck say "I hate niggers but i don't have a problem with black people...."

    or was that chris rock? anyways, love the videos

  • @wonslung "anyways, love the videos"

    Thanks!

  • In regards to Sonicsoul0's comment about astral projection being scientific, I am sure there are several well-known papers on the subject published in reputable journals. But for some reason I must have missed them. Websites about the topic seem to have forgotten to cite their sources.

    Could somebody tell me where I can find these articles?

    Oh, and congrats on 15k subscribers, Prof.

  • @AnonymousDiv0 "Oh, and congrats on 15k subscribers, Prof."

    Thanks!

  • Hey, I love Zooey as much as the next guy but when you find yourself defending singing that you admit is flat and say there's nothing wrong with singing that's flat, you've officially bought you ticket to Crazytown. Listen, you can still like an actress while also thinking they can't sing. These are not mutually exclusive positions. Not everyone can be Jason Schwartzman and simply be awesome at everything. Lots of cool actors are terrible musicians: Keanu Reeves, Jared Leto, etc.

  • Boo Spain! Germany was robbed and you're right...futbol isn't gay ;)

  • "you talk like poop falling out of a butt." does the falling part actually make a sound? Either way, I feel the need to remember this one. Because I'm illiterate on sausage jockeys.  No offense to lesbians.

  • <3 :)! As usual!

  • Atheism = Polytheism is like zero plus zero plus zero = zero?

  • Congrats. Always entertaining. FYI: I would look up Prof. Van Alstine of U of MD Law.  He would always tell people to "go pound sand" in our contracts and secured transaction classes AND he might be a Zooey fan!

  • @grahamers LOL. Thanks.

  • Personally, the half naked men just make it all the more awesome, and I'm not gay!

    ...I'm not!

  • @northernvoxmedia  ;-) Thanks.

  • @ProfMTH

    "it's probably because you are faggot and like men no offense to the gays"

    I think that's what it said right,? I laughed because I saw a contradiction there, what does the dude mean by offense,how could that not be offensive?

    Do you want me to rape them for you? these guys are assholes, but I'm a bigger dick

  • I found my answer. In the 4th century there was mass laws forbidding pagan worship, temple ransacking and the murder and forced conversions of tens of thousands of people by the radical Christian emperors. Very depressing. The Christians went right for the emperor who changed the laws and forced death or conversion. Awful people!

  • I think the one viewer's idea that you should pound sand up your ass is not a very good one, first it sounds uncomfortable and secondly I dont think it's a very feasible idea, how would one pound sand upward since sand grains are very small?

  • @AbdultheImpailler Something tells me that person didn't think the implications of his/her suggestion all the way through.

  • "astral projection" and "scientific" in the same sentence? Ouch.

  • Congrats on passing the 15000 mark, Prof.

    If I was a gay man, you could sure as hell suck on mine. I'm not, and there's no hell, so you can't! That's just the way it is!!

    I love your channel though, mate, and keep your excellent videos coming...

  • @thomasnonsense LOL. Well, thanks.

  • @ProfMTH Its probably because you are a faggot who likes men. No offence to gays.

    I laughed my ass off at that so hard, so many things wrong with that comment.

  • Man, the nine year olds on the Internet can be more hurtful than Mel Gibson.

  • 8:17

    My favorite.

    No homo.

  • lol @ 8:15 "It's probably because you are a faggot who likes men. No offense to gays."

    Pfffffffffffahahahahahaha! I guess adding "No offense to gays" makes it all hunky dory. xD

  • Someone bothered by the half-naked men, what about the half-naked women littered in the videos? I think someone is just uncomfortable of the human figure ;D

  • lol Come on prof! That kid at 1:50 knew his shit! He was somewhat an atheist... but kind of a polytheist... depending on how you chose to look at it! ...Right? Come on!

    :P But really, congrats in 15 k! One step at a time to world domination!

  • @VitaminTMan "One step at a time to world domination!"

    Exactly! Thanks a lot.

  • ProfMTH your crasy :)

  • @Temuldjin  lol

  • I killed a puppy yesterday and I'm your hero? You're seriously sick man.

  • @wimscheers Your heroship goes strictly to your subscribership. What you do on your own time ain't my business. ;-)

  • How can someone be somewhat of an Atheist? And then in the same breath he says "or a polytheist"! I'm pretty sure a polytheist is the farthest you can possibly be from atheism. Anyway, congrats Prof!

  • @ctastrophe  Thanks!

  • @MyViewOnTheMatter My pleasure. Thanks. :-)

  • SetonsH411 should really grow up. Just cause he has a bunch of nearly naked guys in his videos doesn't mean you have to pay much attention. The only reason your put off from it is cause you think its sexual and not a joke like most of us take it. Even if it is pure sexual also just think of them as a bunch of skin and cells that compose a human body that outta help reduce the image of you and them together on a nice cozy night.

  • prof I love you haha... you are my favorite youtuber

  • @Craigipedia ;-) Hey, thanks a lot.

  • LOL @ Sonicsoul0 who at 1:26 suggest atheism and polytheism are synonyms! I might have to sue him from injuries sustained falling off my chair laughing.

    I can't remember how I found your channel but I'm glad I did. It must've been since February as I don't remember anything about your spit roasting (or whatever it was!).

    I wanna see more letters from your maniacs please!

    Will subscribe to tenneral...

    LOL @ Zooey's fans' comments (I've never heard of her BTW).

  • @LAnonHubbard "I can't remember how I found your channel but I'm glad I did. It must've been since February as I don't remember anything about your spit roasting (or whatever it was!)."

    Well, whenever it was, I'm glad you found it and subscribed. Thanks.

    "Will subscribe to tenneral."

    You'll love him. Top of the line. 

  • "Shut it, you sausage jockey!" is my new battle cry.

  • @sayke No doubt it admits of myriad applications.

  • I looked up this zooey chick and my god she can't sing you are right. Her intonation was horrible! Also you are on twitter that's pretty cool but I never go on twitter it confuses and frustrates me. Let us know if you are on facebook so we can all add you as a friend there too.

  • @oggleman Zooey is a poor musician... but oh my CHRIST she is fucking hot. Look at those eyes

  • @Craigipedia She's beautiful. No question about that.

  • @oggleman  Thanks. Nope, not on Facebook, though it increasingly appears that I'm the only person who isn't.

  • "Tall and tan and young and lovely, Zooey Deschanel goes singing, and when she passes, each one she passes screams "Aaaaaagh!"

  • @TimCubUAkbar  ;-)

  • I'll admit that the half-naked men scattered throughout your videos, ProfMTH, is part of the reason that I continue to be one of the 15,000. I, too, have a very low opinion of Zooey Deschanel's lack of singing talent, despite her nearly constant rotation on our local NPR affiliate here in Austin. It could be that my opinion is attributable to the fact that I am not only an atheist, but also a faggot who likes men. I like to think, instead, however, that I actually do have taste and talent.

  • @TimCubUAkbar lol All I can tell you is that you'd best keep it to yourself if you're ever in a group of fans of Zooey Deschanel's singing. Their torches are at the ready.

  • wow those whacky comments were not only off the wall but the spelling was atrocious in many of them. the virtual red pen abounds eh prof? ;)

    i wonder if we can do a study on how whacky a comment is and what the spelling correctness is per whacky comment. might find some interesting correlations(should i have spell checked that?) ;)

  • @hellshade2 " the virtual red pen abounds eh prof? ;)"

    LOL.

  • "I am largely illiterate of a homosexual mind." Ah, you saved the best till last. I remember the timing of your 'swishing', around the whole 'gay voice' thing, was hilarious. Congratulations my friend ;8)

  • @TheraminTrees The line reminded me of something Scott Thompson said as Buddy Cole on the old "Kids in the Hall": straight people know as much about gays as Americans know about Canada--he went on to say that Americans arrive at the Canadian border with skis in July.

    Thanks very much, Theramin. How is summer treating you? Well, I hope. Haven't talked to that QualiaSoup in a thousand years. I've got to get a message off to him.

  • @ProfMTH LOL Buddy Cole was hilarious wasn't he — so great that the monologues are available on YT. I loved KITH. Summer's been ok thanks — me and Rob managed to get down to Cornwall for a much-appreciated break, driving round the coast, soaking in some culture, swimming in a numbing-cold sea .... Qualia's been away for a bit, occupied with a ton of stuff — but doing well. How bout yourself?You've been prolific on here of late!

  • Hockey is a real mans sport........

    I can count the number of fellow Canadians that I know who actually watch soccer on one hand; the rest of us were totally oblivious to it.

  • @stagism There was a funny (although I don't know if it was intended to be funny) article I saw somewhere--it may have been linked on Twitter--about Canadians and soccer. To my surprise, it portrayed Canadians as perhaps less interested and involved than Americans.

  • @ProfMTH Why did you find that so surprising?

    Canada is a cold climate, hockey is our national sport(also our most popular sport), typically colder climates tend to favour winter sports above others(Curling, Hockey, Skiing etc). Finland, Norway, Russia, and Sweden are other areas where hockey is quite popular due to the climate.

    I'd be interested to read that article, if you can find it?

  • hot damn, i thought i was the only one that daychanel chick shouldn't sing

    that cotton commercial made me want to stick chopsticks in my ears

  • @cherrydog9 lol

  • Quote from Sonicsoul0: "I'm somewhat of an atheist, or polytheist, however you choose to look at it..."

    What the Fuu.... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 15000...wow Prof....I remember when there were only a few hundred of us.

    You're probably tired of hearing this...but great job!

  • @buzzausa Thanks a lot, Buzz. Yes, the channel has grown. But I enjoyed it no matter how many subscribers I've had, which is, I guess, the reason I'm still on here. :-)

  • WOW! 15k subscribers?! I'm happy that you're getting so much policity [sic]! Oh, and please avoid pounding sand up your ass. Some got in my vagina once and even though I got a nice pearl out of the experience, it's not something I'd recommend. :(

  • @asellison724 "WOW! 15k subscribers?! I'm happy that you're getting so much policity [sic]! "

    Thanks! Yeah, policity. It sounds like a stripper's skill, doesn't it? "That Candi really knows what she doing. She demonstrates solid policity."

    "even though I got a nice pearl out of the experience, it's not something I'd recommend."

    LOL!

  • @asellison724 hahaha lol. that had do be at least in the top ten funniest things i have heard on a youtube comment yet.

  • Thanks for the shout out Mitch; you’re a rock star brother! I’m honestly flattered that you enjoy some of my shit. The soccer clips cracked me up! Haha I’ve done wrestling and MMA/grappling for much of my life and have heard how gay it is for two sweaty men to roll around countless times. It’s not gay people, it just has all the elements of good gay porn. Peace, RGF

  • @RelaxGodfolk "Thanks for the shout out Mitch"

    My pleasure, good sir.

    "you're a rock star brother!"

    If so, then I need to get myself a staff. ;-)

    "It’s not gay people, it just has all the elements of good gay porn."

    Indeed. Well, one of the things I was attempting to do with those soccer clips was to challenge with humor the prevailing notions of what is and isn't "gay." I've been "married" into an Italian family for over 14 years now. Men kiss. Lots of affection. None of...

  • @RelaxGodFolk ...it gay. One of the things I like about soccer/football and the guys who play it is that they're self-actualized enough to express affection with one another and so on.

    So thanks for taking the jokes in the spirit they were intended and for having such a great channel. :-)

  • @ProfMTH My community was very anti gay/black/anything not white Roman Catholic when I was growing up. Now my best friend is an asian gay man, I'm an atheist, and I've been active in my community with several LGBT friendly and human rights orgs. People can grow up. thanks again man!

  • SausageJockey is still available as a username!! No offense to gays.

  • @HebaruSan LOL.

  • Love the music at the end. "Tall and tan and young and lovely the girl from Ipanema goes walking..."

  • Congrats Prof. I am honored to be on that list.

  • @HonestDiscussioner I'm honored to have you on it. :-)

  • You also have a female demographic, and as such, I quite enjoy those half naked studs! XD It turns out there's more than just heterosexual men on on the internet...

    But I come back not because of the half naked men, but because you cover a lot of interesting topics, and a lot of them are ones I haven't seen covered before.

  • @DividualConsequence "You also have a female demographic...."

    Oh, I know. Sisters under the skin and all. ;-)

    " I quite enjoy those half naked studs! XD It turns out there's more than just heterosexual men on on the internet."

    Excellent and indeed.

    "But I come back not because of the half naked men, but because you cover a lot of interesting topics, and a lot of them are ones I haven't seen covered before."

    Thanks very much. And I'm glad you keep coming back. :-)

  • "Fuck you if you can't take a joke." Prof is so consistently polite and civil that I LOLed when he said this.

    All joking aside, though, the channel would be more accessible to Christians if the content were cleaner. I guess you just have to choose between persuading those you disagree with or making the videos funny.

    This Maniac'sMailbag was the funniest one yet. Keep the excellent vids coming Prof!

  • @biznor3 "Cleaner"? I run a PG channel.  No need to have things lowered to a level appropriate for a sandbox. :-)

    "This Maniac'sMailbag was the funniest one yet. Keep the excellent vids coming Prof!"

    Thanks a lot.

  • @biznor3 Gotta agree with ProfMTH dude. Cleaner content? I think they're just being homophobic. Most of these christians watch TV. MMA, Baywatch, movies in general. Hell, TV in general. Most of these christians have gone to the beach, or a swimming pool. Half naked people (and especially the top half of men) if extremely common and acceptable. Personally, I think half naked women deserve that equality as well. :)

  • @biznor3 I was surprised to heard him swear too :)

  • "I'm somewhat of an atheist, or a polytheist. However you choose to look at it."

    WHAT!?

  • You're STILL gay? Really? Wow. Ponderous.

    Well, You know that means you shouldn't have an opinion on anything right?

    BTW, do you ever respond to those wack jobs? I'd like to see how you handle that crap. That would be an entertaining dialogue.

    PS: thanks for putting only 1/2 naked men in your vids. Fully naked men might give people the wrong idea.

  • @TooferMan "You're STILL gay? Really?"

    Yeah. The treatments didn't work.

    "You know that means you shouldn't have an opinion on anything right?"

    Apparently.

    "BTW, do you ever respond to those wack jobs?"

    Some. But it's usually not a productive use of my time and seems just to upset them more. What's that old saying about "annoying the pig"?

    "Fully naked men might give people the wrong idea."

    LOL.

  • At least the finals had some dirty play; Karate kicks to the chest and that kind of shit.

    Apart from that it was boring!

    But hey; You will still have Beckham next season won't you?

  • @skinnyjohnsen "You will still have Beckham next season won't you?"

    I have no idea. My interest in soccer hasn't gotten beyond the World Cup matches yet.

  • I just looked up this Zooey woman (never heard of her before in my life), and my loooord, she's horrible.

    She has no musical talent what so ever, and her videos are as bland as her voice.

    Good call prof.

  • @ChairmanKiel Thanks.

  • You have pictures of half-naked men in your videos?!? Guess I've been too busy admiring the half-naked women in you videos...

  • @IronChefofPoon

    I felt the same way as well, haha.

    In fact, I never once remembered any naked men in the videos until he showed them.

  • @IronChefofPoon  lol

  • Congratulations on reaching 15K and a big thanks for all your postings.

  • @Benjuthula Thank you!

  • "Jazz flute is for little fairy boys." -- Veronica Corningstone

    That being said, you could put Jobim tracks in every vid and I'd be happy. Congratulations on the new milestone! As for finding good soccer to watch, you could subscribe to Fox's English Premier League package, or buy matches On Demand™. If you're looking for a discount fix, ESPN2 plays a game each week. If you have satellite, I do know an Italian who watches Serie A in Italian all the time. Check it out.

  • Wait, you're GAY? I just thought you had a great fashion sense.

    Lol, great job Prof. Congrats on 15000!!

  • @crabbybastard1  ;-) Thanks!

  • Astral projection... fuck that.

  • @GrudgyDiablo So am I. My only concern is that now that the World Cup is over, I'm going to have a hard time finding good soccer to watch. A new venture for me.

  • I am HOPING he meant pantheist, not polytheist.

  • @StealthMarmot Well, that would explain it, I suppose.

  • Well, i think your pics of beautiful people intersperced is great. For us Hetero men, thats for throwing in some beautiful women....often wondered why you do that.

  • @adstanra I'm all about diversity and I know my demographic. ;-)

  • @ProfMTH lol....

  • I think Sonicsoul0 wins all the internets,polythiesm and athiesm are EXACTLY the same thing,and soccer IS in fact gay,and if you don't believe it,check the video TheOnion posted and hear it from the horses mouth,soccer came out of the closet a while back

  • 1:35

    .......what the hell?

  • I would have thought that after that butcher's final, the lovers of the steroid induced sports would take a bit of a liking of football.

  • Haha "Sausage jockey". Fuck me I'll have to remember that one. Just want you to know that I think your voice is angellic Prof, in no way does it sound like "poop falling out of a butt". Oh and who was it that called you a man-loving faggot (to paraphrase) and then said "no offence to gays"? I bet they're a riot to hang out with.

  • @TylerBoBylerFyler "Just want you to know that I think your voice is angellic Prof, in no way does it sound like 'poop falling out of a butt.'"

    ;-) Thanks! I'd never really considered the sound poop makes when falling out of a butt until that comment. Truth be told, I would probably have quibbled about the use of the word 'falling' in this context. But the comment was comedy genius (unintentionally so, no doubt), so the details don't really matter.

  • @ProfMTH

    WAIT! your married! So I been waisting my time tryn to impress you with my witty banter :~/. I Guess I better take Gregs offer.

    Im Happy im one of your 15,000+ Cronies, Good stuff my man.

  • @M1ST3RHYDE LOL! So no more witty banter? I was just starting to come around. ;-)

    Thanks a lot. I'm glad you're one of the "cronies," too. 

  • @ProfMTH

    Hi there:-) I got 2 questions. I just got the message 2 min ago about this comment but I know you sent it days ago; are you having any probe with notifications & also my subscriptions show empty 1/2 the time. Are you or is any 1 else having these probs?