!! I'M WASHED UP ON YOUTUBE !!

[mrpretzelcrisps]

J'aime cette vidéo!

[landth78]

Buaha! Even though I am a long time fan of yours, when you said you had kids in this video, I literally believed you!

You wanna know why? Because like every video I see of you, you always reveal something surprising about yourself. Eg- You were raped when you were younger, you were married, your husband died (Rest in peace)

I just never know what I'm gonna find out next with you!

[diabloxscorchox]

lol this is creeps me out.

[dooshahn]

Now that's a brainwashing diet!

[urielwirthful]

lmao Zipster u did it again! i was so blue and then i started laughing after 0:14. thx for making me wet myself! jk

[ellichan]

LOL Vodka always solves everything :P!

[mysticwryter]

I give the burp an 8 out of 10

[ajs1177]

HAHA! I love that burp at the end! LOL

[prdr11]

Lol I think this video was so funny. I ended on one of your videos one day and now ive been catching up all the way from your earlier vids. Your so entertaining! You remind me of my grandma, in the sense that the have soo much random funny stuff to say.. Maybe I should convince her to make an account, Ill wrk on it. Anywho your videos are awesome and your soo funny : )

[astranine]

Hey Zipster! Do a video about deck (If you already have, then nevermind).  I have heard you mention it a few times.

[MikeOfKorea]

I think antique tin toys are great!

[zaktanowns123]

me to! My dad has these antique toy collection, and he has like a all metal apace gun, jarts, ect...

[THE3CHIPERCHANNEL]

your a dick

[w00fyst3r1]

pffft zipter

id prefer you to pull out a bottle of jack daniels not vodka :P

[murfra]

"every buck, phil and harry..." great line!

[queenshasta]

the funny is that you NEVAH get dull and never run out of entertainment, your a natch, and rot gut is only brain lube, love ya

[warboop]

that was funny.

[minikroo2]

@ like 00.20 there is like a ball of smoke by ur left arm

[jakobfrederik]

Without YOUTUBE way more suicides, or, was that the other way around...?

[torre12]

u mean without suicide there is way more youtube? WTF?

[fehquig]

I often feel that way. When a project just isn't quite coming together the way I like, I leave it. Maybe I take a nap or work on another one :)

[mr4sam]

i saw a orb on frame 00;20 on his left shoulder?

[Zipster08]

That was strange!

[windbreeze07]

You alway's have something to talk about zipster,LOL! 5 Stars!

[homidog11]

llol that was great!

[TonyaTko]

LOL!

-TonyaTko

[sneakypreacher]

LOL! Very funny, Zip. Why couldn't I think of this when I dont have ideas for videos? Damn it!

[NaturalSelection2]

Haha, nice work.

[Dragonluke21]

You are so funny I love that beginning part it's funny when you having nothing to say! LMAO

[Aeremus]

nice. very creative idea

[MiggyJiggy]

gay...

[awilliams100]

LOL! Awesome as always Zip!! 5 stars! -Alan-

[tubeeorrnottubee]

Hahaha ..Sometimes we just run plumb clean out of ideas, don't we?! LOLxD

Thaaannnk yoooou! {i hOpe you'll come to us again the nEXT time you can't think of anything to vlog about!};)

[reddropdrop]

popcorn looks good!

[chandler907]

Youuuu are so funny :D

Are you homo ?

[Zipster08]

Are YOU?

[cecelia11]

Haha no I am just asking cause theres a rumor yu know ?

[xgobobeanx]

classic burp hehe xoxoxoxo

[GayBob08]

YOu had me BELCH....LOL

[merrett]

This made me smile =]

[Lauren123a]

Love your videos!

[Zipster08]

Thanks!!

[berrymimo]

hehe i like you soo much in the short time i have seen your videos, my goal is watch them all but i am not sure if i'll be able to do it! xoxo......

[Zipster08]

Take your time!!

[urielwirthful]

@berrymimo it only takes a month and a half!

[CuriousNYButterfly]

LOL Zip! XD

[CrutonInaMo]

ROFL!!! I want to see William! I dont care if he's boring..lol <3 give him some of that vodka and he wont be so boring :P jk

[thatfunny0stuff]

lol, zip my man you always put a smile on my face

[Zipster08]

Thanks!

[hartnell114]

want to trade places?

hey,tell you what,ill even let you have the surgery haha, still, god i fancy a drink! lol, which isnt normal behaviour at all!

[mixedpixel]

i would love to see your vintage tin toys - i know i am boring ...

[DrakeSizzle]

hahah im the 3000th view .... yes

[cyninbend]

Sorry Drake, it still says 2,999..... Funny Zipster! Jim Morrison's Guide to Creativity?

[DrakeSizzle]

to bad all my life i wanted to be the 3,000 person to do something, o well next time

[Jardinami]

I loved it! I laughed and laughed. Hey, I would love to see your vintage tin toys. I buy reproductions for my grandchildren at Cracker Barrel.

[GayBoiDem]

lol Great stuff. I love your laugh. Everytime I hear it, it makes me want laugh to. And seeing you drink, totally makes me want to drink to. hmmm... Could you like some clean my house? Maybe seeing you do it, would make me want to do it to. :| lol Peace

[missdivinestalls]

I find so much inspiration in vodka! Great vid Zippy! *hugs*

[periurban]

Nice!

[venniey]

Wait, wasn't that how Loco Mama's last video got made, after she got loopty loo?

Was this before and LocoMama's plea from Hollywood after? hehe

Go for animal vids, that gets views, or sexy titles.

[filmsinfocus]

Funny!!!!!!!!!!

[alphaba2]

Great concept. Loved it.

[alphaba2]

Real actors use water in their vodka bottles.

[ftodd1]

LOL, I liked the voice over idea, you should do more of the "what in hell are they thinking" vids when you toured your neighborhood and checked out the houses and landscaping...

[keithbowser]

hahaha thats so funny ... i was drinking some vodka when i started watching your video ...... love your vids zipstr even if you dont have any ideas <3 <3 <3 :-}

[FuglyCharlie]

No, you're NOT washed up.

[misterfisherman]

what he needs is a whole day on a monster rollercoaster.hehe fix him up a bit hehe

[jckdeit]

Hey Zip you'll get it back. We will be here when you do.

[Furnifur]

I can't believe you ran out of things to talk about, your Zipster dammit!!

[misterfisherman]

he should hand over his account to me.let me take over.hmmmm what do you mean no?? ahhh typical realities

[Furnifur]

I don't see Zip giving up his channel for anybody but it's a nice try

[misterfisherman]

i wouldnt run out of creative steam or keep giving one of those"i might leave youtube" moans.hmmmm no

[aurayon]

haha, a little more vodka...

[suzimar57]

now i want some popcorn....

[bugsinrug]

Oooh, I love tin toys! :-D luv you, Chris

[no1funkydiva]

Too bad you didn't find a video idea. Oh well, maybe next time. ;0P

[Dinksmallwood1]

Hahaha... accept my deep sympathy about your misery!

Microwave-Popcorn? You culinary Philistine! For the case you ever visit me I'm gonna make you some real great Popcorn where YOU decide how much oil, sugar, salt or whatever you want to have with it.

[childre24]

I didn't know you did videos about europe or abbey road! Have to find them, would love to see those! Very cute video!! lol Love ya!!

[Zipster08]

They were posted last June. Check out paul1967uk's channel for LOADS of vids of my trip to London.

[childre24]

Cool, thanks for letting me know, I'll def check them out. Thanks for the reply back, you're sweet!

[stellawashere]

also check out dinksmallwood1 for a couple of videos of Zipster when he was in Germany

[todieandwither]

OK, if you aren't smoking on cam because of your influence over younger viewers, then what is w/ the glorified drinking?

Come on Zipster, you are more responsible than this man!

[ivory142]

How about a video about Loco Mama's adventures with the phone sexy business.

[Zipster08]

We're getting to that!

[alexb12kt]

hey your my youtube idol but less of that... are you aware THESE POLOTIC MORONS ARE ON THE UK YOUTUBE IM LIKE GET RID OF THEM :(

[iheartslug]

:) Love ya!

[Sandguy99]

Great narration! I would love to see your tin toy collection!

[huskyowns]

rofl!!

[dashofsalt]

You have the most expressive face. Love it!

[ThePsychoticDesigner]

OK The sight of th ashtray went too far !

That was gross!!!!!!!!

VERY SEINFELD! A vid about nothing

[xlrobertolx]

lol just 1 more beer... one more vodka...

[Femalecommaman]

Do what they do in fancy bars: Put cheap booze in expensive bottles. No ones knows after they've had a couple, right?

[FanOfZipster]

How can you say William's boring? I want to see him again! More CatOfZipster!!!

[snotpokkit]

hehehe how long did you save up beer cans for this? :D

[jetsett193]

lol... maybe a LITTLE bit of vodka (outta that big asz bottle!). And yes Zip... do one oy your vintage tun toys and tell us what they are. That would be kinda neat. Love you!!!

[pinkheavens]

You are just too funny!!! Seen every one of your videos. Thanks for all the smiles.

[distorteddogma]

I don't think you are alone in your dilemma. Good vids get scarce this time of year.

Be Well.

[riverbasil]

ahaha even when out of ideas you're one of the most entertaining people I know ^_^

luv ya zip!

[Zipster08]

Thanks, buddy!

[stublo2]

Hehehehhe :)

[daligoddess2006]

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Don't we all go through this! So funny Zippy! Thanks for the laughter! You ROCK sweetie!

[spydog97]

the burp was definiately the period at the end of THAT sentence!!!

[hmsb7227]

Haha :)

[vjm1234]

YouTube block. We've all had it. It too shall pass. LOL. Hey Zip, SmileyD

[ravensmomscorp76]

"...after 486 videos, I have absolutely nothing to talk about anymore!"

(as I look over @ your video count, & it says 488!)

hahaha! :)

(you could always come "full circle", & quit smoking again!)

[xendingo]

more vintage toys please. and more vodka while you're at it. i could develop a passion for both. well, i already have a passion for one of them....

[Beachmama57]

William is NOT boring! I'm WAITING to see more William

[flydarling]

Just 3 more days to go then we can drink again, until then I can watch you get drunk! Cheers, Lesley

[acallaway1957]

That's done it.

Now you'll have nothing to talk about tomorrow...

[mysteryglo]

Too funny, Zippy!

[thepervnextdoor]

haha!

great video...

[stellawashere]

lol :-)

[beachbumde]

vloggers cramp, eh?

[DBrock77]

You're amazing Zipster!!!!!

- daniel

[CountryComesToTown]

LMAO Good stuff Zipster!

[krayonc]

HA! funny!

[mikma]

MIKMA WAS HERE

[insidethemusicbox11]

they should start a surreal life - youtube edition. for washed up youtube stars. lol.

[pennilesscripple]

maybe you could do a public service announcement about popcorn lung (google it if by some chance the other youtubers haven't told you about it)

[TamHickey67]

LOL We all have moments like that that end up lasting for hours!

[MamboDogFaceOne]

You are definitely washed up - you are SO done here! LOL!!!

[DameEdithDivine]

I'm still laughing over Ginger being able to talk! Watching Zipster get waisted is always good for a laugh, too. LOL Love ya, Mr. Zipster08.

[TgirlQueensland]

give up those cigarettes

[Bikermom69]

Nothing but still good!

[ButterRivaLs]

I like it when your dolls play, especially the amazingly detailed Zipster doll. And you just got a new one in the mail. Now you just need a tiny Ginger.

[Zipster08]

I have a tiny Ginger doll!

[ButterRivaLs]

I remember now!! Thanks! :)

[sober1980]

Poor Zipster....PammieKay

[jaime21985]

Nice narration!

[Bl4zz3r]

I'm glad the Vodka came out...was waiting for the liquor heheh

[OneoftheImmortals]

Charming.

[kellaaaayy]

Alcohol, cigarettes, and popcorn.. is there a better combination?!

:)

[Dog480]

Well, there's your problem Zip; you should have gone for the 100 proof...

[russell56443]

LOL,Great video Zip!!!

You are so creative!!!

[filmidioten]

I'd LOVE to see your tin toys!

[RockNrollLinkinPark1]

nice one, man

your awesome

im a big fan

[themightythor1212]

when ever i need inspiration i charge a guy on stilts! or remember i am not christopher mast! I had to say it!

[AskCarrieLee]

Hahahaaa! I needed a good laugh! :)

[bohogirl1]

i would be very interested in seeing your tin collectibles.

[OneoftheImmortals]

bohogirl1, I don't think he has the heart for it.

[sheluvsyou2]

I agree with NutCheese!

:D

[SharinganLord]

Lol funniest video ever seen from you.

[chevyman10001]

"I need me a beer" HAHA

"Maybe I should do a video on the kids, running in the yard, oo wait I don't have kids!" HAHA!!!

[ebrewer2224]

no more cigarettes zip they are bad

[NutCheese]

That burp was sexy!

[BrentAudi]

Ooo Ooo Ooo

Do a video of Loco Mama's Responds to "Two Girl's and a Cup"

That would be fun.

She might think it is old hat. And she could also talk about her past tricks, and what they used to make her do....

Brent

[AmericaSUXZ]

When you loose insperation turn to Janis Joplin, She always inspires me. :)

[Zipster08]

Um, she's dead!

[AmericaSUXZ]

Yeah I kno but I still think she's the best singer the 60's had to offer, Her music is stil out there though...Just a thought. :)

[dwljk]

haven't you heard, beer before liquior, never sicker? lol

awesome video!

[Bobini64]

You forgot to fart.

[cooksterz]

LOL - now this was a nice vlog. what really happens.. ok well im not admitting to anything, but "Cheers" :D

[Spiralworm]

It would have been so hilarious if ur turned the vodak bottle to ur head and drink it down. lol

[Momoftwinsplus1]

LOL Good one. Who has been smoking lights? I saw some in your ashtray YUCK! I mean come on I am not one to smoke anymore but lights come on gross!!

[theloathlydaddy]

More beer and vodka! lol

[Chance189]

:p wooo, love it!!

[jesmalu]

lol too cute

[imjuanca]

popcorn...i haven't had any since my microwave broke...almost 2 month now....i could always go buy some...but by the time i get home they'll be cold and that sucks...complicated issue

[psyfertech]

hilarious zipster, i loved it man, yeah i cant stand vodka taste like pure rubbing alchohol, lol

when i had my first one it burned in my tummy, felt weird but it wasnt too bad

[MongoDead]

ANG TEN DUDEEEE

[ChristopherMast]

Had those nights myself... for like two weeks or something

[Zipster08]

Oh, I thought you NEVER knew what you were talking about!

[OneoftheImmortals]

heh

[bgr8flgrl]

Brilliant, I must try someof those inspirational techniques, where is the brandy?...

[mtamorphis]

And you're still standing or able to walk...I would have been passed out camcorder still running...watching me drool! LOL!! ;)

[Zipster08]

That was breakfast for me!!

[UpDownMostly]

You're whacked! STILL! I loved it.

[Zipster08]

Danke!

[DelphicExpanse]

that was great :D

[Zipster08]

Thank YOU!!

[JJS911]

my inspiration for my videos has arrived...alcohol! hehe.

[Zipster08]

Yeah, I said it!!

[sweetqueento3]

You need to try a glass or two of some good Merlot....at least it works for me! Love ya Zip! xoxo

[RoseSiegel]

i would really like to meet "Jordache." chew on that?

[OneoftheImmortals]

RoseSiegel, that's a great idea for Zippy's next video. ;-{)

[lolaknows]

The vodka reminded me of one of my vids. :-) I'm attaching it.

[Zipster08]

Love you, mama!!

[oigion]

What are your views on Scientology?

[Zipster08]

They're NUTZ!

[CindyVision]

I kind of expected that answer.

[OneoftheImmortals]

True; but it's more fun to call Tommy Boy if you're in a car accident or stub your toe.

[DeepSouthDispatch]

heh. great video, zipster. made me chuckle :)

[Zipster08]

Then my work here is done! Thanks ;-)

[loqutor]

I could smell all of that stuff! I'm not kiddin'!

[DatAintRight]

2:31 minutes my ass, that was some long ass editing!

Mwuah!

TD

[Zipster08]

You're tellin me!!