Repercussions of Evil read by someone who isn't fucking dumb

[sylphstarwind]

Yeah, pretty sweet voice. I would totally play a game in which the main character was voiced by this person. And I agree, it's funnier because it's done in a serious way. Stupid + stupid = over-the-top childish suckiness. Stupid + serious = the good shit. Usually.

[omegakratos123]

I just need this voice !!!

[hunterwolf53]

whats the song in the back ground

[ShintoCross1]

DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[uberOCD]

The voice acting is fucking awesome

[leetbarker]

original ytmnd was better

[KrimsinYT]

Dammit, only you could make this genuinely frightening.

[generalflood]

How did you do the radio voices?

[gvclass2009]

I just did some quick EQ effects work in my audio program.

[RobotChicken1]

thi sis stiolen form me check otu my channer you will c 4 ur own i's

[ajshim]

This is freakin' hilarious! I love the part "No you will be killed by demons!"

[ComradeCommissar1]

@ajshim No ajshim, you are the demons.

[ajshim]

@Comrade Commissar1: and then ajshim was a zombie.

[ajshim]

@ajshim oh no!!! lol

[sexycooljulesverne]

so pretentious

[CaptainComedy]

You love it.

[ognamedjesus]

I WILL SHOOT AT HIM

always kills me

[OverNineThousandLol]

What's the guitar music in the background?

[BigAgentJ]

Quentin Tarantino type twist at the end.

[TACGNOL9000]

The father sounds like freaking Grandpa Marsh.

[evalus]

WHAT A TWIST!

[EvilTurkey1021]

The Lost flashback sound effects are priceless.

[croat88]

I want to play some Doom now.

[MarvelNut]

Wow...the dad sounds really freakin' old.

[scoringprince]

how did you get the voices to sound like that when they talked in the radio?

[ItsSTU]

yeah, that effect sounds amazing.

[eloculo]

It's a Half Life 2 sound from when the Combine chat on their radio.

[ItsSTU]

No i meant the actual radio distortion... like did he use a plug in or whatever?

[eloculo]

Ah.

You grab an equalizer, and edit the treble and bass levels. Just have a fiddle and you'll get the right sound. It's sort of a tinny sound.

[VodkaShoe]

I love how the Cyberdemon talks. It's like he's volunteering to go pick up a pizza or something.

[rarityunknown]

Best plot twist ever.

[CaptainComedy]

woah woah hey hey heeey take it easy

[RobotChicken1]

no i agree you are a racoon.

[Javsco]

You are an idiot, bb ... whatever. If you don't like it, say so in a non-childish way, savvy?

[Shinchibi]

Rage much?

[Kirbysfan0]

I think it's pretty clear in the last 10 seconds you realized why this was always read in a retarded voice.

[InvalidUniverse]

Holy shit I just realized I actually know CaptainComedy.. damn that's weird.

[Diorm]

Why is that? The video is under the riff1 name and is featured on the djy1991 channel... duh T_T

[dudeness3]

Also it's Djy, not Djr, idiot. YOU ARE THE MOTHERFUCKING DEMONS.

[silverstarmidnight]

Your voice is awesome XD

[Diorm]

wrong, it was riff1

[gmodman123]

"So Jon gotted his palsma rifle,and blew up the wawl"

[Phrosz]

You suck.

[qwb3656]

dISTRACTION IS IMMINENT!

[RealReelTV]

lol @ internet criticism.

[Noteloc1]

OH no! Cyber Zombies AHHH!!

[utc9]

AND THEN JOHN WAS A ZOMBIE

[iherduliek]

THE RADIO CRACKERED

[CaptainWii64]

YOU MUST KILL THE DEMONS

[Myithis]

I cant tell if your a troll or someone with no life... But its fucking funny either way congrats!

[INUYASHAplaysFEAR]

This sucks so much ass because it was STOLEN! So that must mean that YOU are fucking dumb. And that "All Audio By Me" shit is really low. I mean SERIOUSLY low. U suck ass.

[CaptainComedy]

you're dumb and gay :-)

[TheGrimHamster]

who stole it of him

[folken53]

stolen from dyj1991

[crazymcfobo]

LOL ZOMBIE SOUNDS FROM HL2!!!

[xEiBMoZx]

I'd know those zombie screams anywhere.

Nice rip, retard.

[crazymcfobo]

It wasn't a rip, I just thought it was funny.

[ShinyMarshtomp]

I can't read this without cracking up.

[exeprime]

By far the best interpretation of the piece! Congratulations, sir!

[FlotsamX]

You are le' sex.

[CaptainComedy]

...what? I made this, you non-fact-checking ass! Pay more attention! My name used to be Omochaosucks, and I changed it because it was incredibly gay. If you even watch one more video of mine it's completely obvious this is my voice. Knock it off!

[awkwardicecream]

john:i wanna be on the ships daddy!

DAD:NO YOU WILL BE KILLED BY DEMONS! D:<

DAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYY­Y!?!!?!?

[nicksaysword]

its rape....

[CaptainComedy]

Holy shit!

[runescab7]

I have no clue about how you can't realize that the fan fictions are read like that on purpose to make it stupid.Calm down about,damn.

[sasgay]

This is great, much better than the silly-sounding ones.

[SgtHydra]

It is supposed to be read stupidly, but hell, this is a pretty good reading.

[DuskBeforeDawn2008]

This story is SUPPOSED to be read in a stupid way. Duh, thats the point of it

[CaptainComedy]

You are gay and stupid so shut up stupid gay!

[VaelVictus]

Haha fucking great, how did you do the radio voices?

[CaptainComedy]

Thanks :) For the radio I just put a high pass filter over the voice clip.

[caitlinduh]

ahahahaha lol great.

[gufu1992]

Daaaaadyyyy *GRaaagh*

[AJCreary]

I actually laughed harder at this than the ones that are bad, BECAUSE of the fact that it was read normally. That's what makes it funny. Dumbshit.

[meteosmaster]

o.o

I think I have just urinated fear.

Not -in- fear. But actual fear.

[RE4penguin]

I love how they just freaked out after the dad said "No, you will be kill by demons!"

[LiberalSquared]

I don't know, this is almost too good. I think it's funnier when it's accentuated by nothing other than its-shitty-self. Adding all the ambiance almost makes it genuinely interesting. Still pretty good, though.  At least you put some effort into it, and performed it well.

[ShinyMarshtomp]

This was great. I love the choruses of "HE GOING TO KILL US" by the demons and the other audio effects. I can't read this thing aloud without cracking up, myself. Props to you for that.

[ShamefulProductions]

The people below are idiots. It's much funnier when you sound serious. You can't half-ass something then try to excuse it by saying "it's supposed to be stupid, that's what makes it funny." No. The story is supposed to be funny, not the voice. Reading in a stupid, clownish voice reduces it to kindergarten-level comedy, making it less funny and more cloy, and shows that you think you're funnier than you really are.

If anyone finds that sort of shit funny, they're obviously easy to amuse.

[RobotChicken1]

and then nooneimpononex was a zombie

[CaptainComedy]

You're an idiot. I'm the best.

[niceboar]

Good shit man.

[Socran]

For the record, the fanfic itself is meant to be "fucking dumb". Reading it with anything other than a horribly cheesy dramatic voice with poor recording quality ruins the entire thing. If everyone else is so "fucking dumb", why do they get that when you don't?

[CaptainComedy]

A "dramatic reading" entails having a dramatic voice with dramatic music and dramatic sound effects, not a shitty i-cannot-be-any-louder-or-i-wi­ll-make-my-mom-angry-in-the-ne­xt-room voice actor reading the script with one voice accented by the symphonic background of an air conditioning system and the sound of moving a headset microphone interrupting every syllable. You're an idiot.

[sa1nt1]

pwned. btw, when i read the title of this video, i though to myself "Ah, it's the GOOD one!" I had remembered your video.

And then I was a zombie.

[IRobinDHoodP]

I had lulz

[vickerstodd]

This is better than the other shit out there. Nice work.

[BionicGroin]

This is the best reading of the text I've seen so far. The sound design alone is head and shoulders over anything else out there.

[CaptainComedy]

Uhh the high-quality production mic i used on this is a sony handycam, but okay dick! I'm not proud of the ability to read i'm proud that i did an ok job at audio production and i hope your house collapses!!!!

[manwithoutabody]

Well, the video title and description somehow implied that you'd be doing something different with it, unlike all those "big idiots" who bother you so much. But you do pretty much the same thing as we all do with that story, only not as well, and with no fun visuals.

[HarperSanchez]

Glad Riff1 is sucking your dick with the audio quality thing. You did a good job anyways.

[CaptainComedy]

Hahah, thanks.

[Raizaiel]

This is hilarious.

I didn't realize this poem was infamous here, too.

OH GOD IT'S FOLLOWING ME

WHY IS IT FOLLOWING ME

ASDFFDS SLJLK

[SpeedMan72LWH]

rofl

[cheeezon]

amazing(ly shit)