SIMON: KING OF THE WITCHES - Official Trailer

[flippertyjipperty]

yeah i remember this old argument lol.

[coralarch]

No, WE are the sinners! We don't listen to her, and that is a HUUUUUGE sin!! She is God's mouthpiece, after all. LOLZ

[coralarch]

Yes, she threatens it so often, I am sure she's a sado-masochist at heart. She even says that anyone who likes this vid will be tortured by "God"!!!! Talk about delusional!!

[coralarch]

She can't do that. When you hate yourself as much as she does, you have to over-compensate by claiming to speak for "God". In one of her toxic messages to me, she claimed to "hate evil". I told her that the thing she really hated is herself, but she externalises it and projects it onto other people. No wonder she hates me- I discovered her grubby little secret!

[coralarch]

Hahahah- DThor believes in Hell because she already lives in one- her own horrible personality :)

[coralarch]

Glad you got a giggle. DThor certainly wouldn't. Her grouchy old god prohibits jokes and laughter.

[coralarch]

Hi Angel, Jesus specifically said that thieves and prostitutes would reach Heaven before hypocrites will. I guess that puts me in the front of the queue?? :)

[coralarch]

No, Angel, Satan does have his standards, after all! He wouldn't want DThor in his infernal abode for any reason.:)

[coralarch]

HI Angel- DThor isn't just a hypocrite, she is also a LIAR, and a very stupid one at that. She even lies to herself!

[coewee]

yes she would hahahahhahah short circuit the whole psychiatric hospital

[coralarch]

Or maybe the entire city?

[coewee]

hey coralarch this d thor i have a psychiatrist ready to give the name and the adress and number and so she can go for shock treatment and a whole lot of anti -- psychotics

[coralarch]

Hi coewee! DThor is so stupid, she doesn't know the difference between a psychologist and a psychiatrist. She pretends she studied psychology, but she's full of bullshit. Her spelling is below that of the average 8 year old Australian child and she can't even do simple subtractions..

[coralarch]

Shock treatment, coewee? DThor would short-circuit the whole system!!!

[coewee]

yes i have already spoken to the priest d thor please contact me so i can give you the number asap so you can get it all of your chest it must be hard to hold onto these sins i once saw the devil and he said darling your the devil in disguise ohh yes you are

[coralarch]

Hahahah, you're right coewee- DThor doesn't need a psychiatrist, she needs an exorcist!

[coewee]

you are a psycho and i would beliave that you seek help from one of my fellow doctors so dthor your bi - polar can be properly be diagnosed and we can maybe have you 1 detained and given iv meds and 2 go to the closest church and pray for god almighty god of all gods the power of christ commands you to let out your inner sins now

[coewee]

hey d thor if you are that religous you would not go around causing shit and fuck your bible honey have you got a double ended dildo for you and your girlfriend hahahhahah and a nice long strap on to give it to her that what someone in your neihboorhood told me honey

[coralarch]

You are so right, coewee! DThor is a hypocrite, always ready to accuse and abuse others. I hope there is a Hell for her to burn in! Jesus did talk about the lake of fire for liars and hypocrites, but she thinks she 's so holy that it doesn't apply to her. Hahahahahahh.

[coewee]

hi i am simon king of the witches charge charge and hey d thorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[coewee]

morning angel a true angel and howdy coralarch and that mad dthor dont send your satanic comments on my page dont drop me to your level thanks coralarch and dthor i want to chat to you god does not exist either does satan all fairie tales from nonsense how many wars have started over this bible

[coralarch]

Hi Angel- DThor is an outstanding example of mindless, stupid hypocrisy- able to see the faults of others, but never her own.

[punkpeterules]

Who is this crazy ass bitch muther fucker telling me what to do anyhow?! Fuck you you fucking sad ass cunt. Yeah toss me in whirlwind, it will fucking awesome!!!!

[coralarch]

Angel, even the Phelps Phools wouldn't have this harpy, DThor, in their midst. Why, she'd give their brand of Christianity a bad name!

[punkpeterules]

Hey DThor, I can't wait for God to throw me into a whirlwind you fucking crazy ass bitch!

[coralarch]

The remake had its good points. Nicholas Cage stomping around in a bear suit and bravely punching the lights out of a scrawny woman has to be one of the funniest scenes in cinematic history. In fact, it should have been titled" The Woman Beating Man" - he manages to deck quite a few of the opposite sex, gallant lad that he is.

[DThor53]

You who claim to be a Psychiatrist.I don't believe it for one minute.You say it's okay for a man to beat up a woman.I'm sire the AMA would like to know your scruples are that evil!

[coralarch]

I NEVER said I was a psychiatist or that it's OK for a man to beat a woman. YOU are delusional!! You are a LIAR.

[punkpeterules]

hey Dthor! I'm still waiting to be thrown into this whirlwind! I hope you weren't lying you fucking asshole, coz I was getting excited about it. LOL!!!

[coralarch]

DThor said God would afflict me with an awful skin disease. Well, all I got was one pimple. ONE lousy pimple!!! She's a lying bitch!!!

[flippertyjipperty]

@coralarch lol u got a pimple? hey i got 3 mozzie bites in ballarat the day b4 last! LOL!

[coralarch]

@flippertyjipperty I suggest you PM DThor and have a damn good whinge about it. She's God's spokeswoman here on earth, so maybe she can arrange some full-blown acne for me.

[flippertyjipperty]

@coralarch bahahaa

[coralarch]

@flippertyjipperty How dare you laugh and sneer at my disappointment. ONE lousy pimple! I was so upset at God breaking his promise to DThor!!

[flippertyjipperty]

@coralarch dthor is a faggit. i know from experience...heheheh knowwhamsayin?

[coralarch]

@flippertyjipperty No, she is NOT a faggot. She hates gays! really, really hates them!

[coralarch]

@flippertyjipperty No response for a year- we got rid of the slag.

[punkpeterules]

Hey DThor, I'm still waiting on the whirlwind to happen! YOU are a fucking lying cunt!!! You got me all turned on about it, but you fucking lied you ass face cunt!!! God's going to punsih you for lying to me. LOLOLOLOLOL!!

[coralarch]

Hi Pete, so you've met this fake Christian slag, too. Well, she foretold that I'd hear a shrieking noise, and the the world burning up. I've been waiting for 6 weeks!! She is a LIAR AND SANCTIMONIOUS HYPOCRITE- L.A.S.H. for short!! She pretends she did psychology and pretends she was in the army- don't believe a word this bitch says!!!

[coralarch]

Hey Pete, if you scroll down a couple of pages, you'll see DTHor mouthing off about God destroying anyone who likes this film!!! Yeah, she thinks she speaks for the Almighty! HAHAHAHAH Delusions of grandeur, I call it.

[coralarch]

Angel, a first year psych. text defines bullies like DTHOR very well. They exhibit arrogance, selfishness, an unshakeable belief in their infallibility and self-righteousness. They evade all accountability and have only negative interactions with others with the sole reason to instigate conflict.

[coralarch]

Thanks angel- can you believe this bitch told me that SHE forgives ME?? Hahahah- I could show you the crap this self-righteous asswipe rammed into my Inbox if you wish- she is completely off the planet.

[punkpeterules]

Hey DThor or whatever you're calling yourself these days, go fuck yourself you fucking slime asshole cunt!!!!!!

[flamingcookbook]

this looks like a high budget version of a hammer horror.

[flamingcookbook]

dfor = deforestation.

i fought i would tell dfor that he aint no environmentalist.

[coralarch]

Hahahah, Flame. But "he" is actually "she"- this is the slut who stalks and harasses under different usernames. You should see the shit she bombarded into my Inbox. She's a barking mad mental case.

[flamingcookbook]

lol, i didn't know women called each other sluts - unless there is a guy involved. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmm.

[coralarch]

I use the term in the old sense, flame. I'm a bit older than you are.

[coralarch]

Flame, there is a man involved- my husband. DThor accused him of vile things which he has never done. She's made a lot of undeserving people unhappy with her foul mind and disgusting accusations. She's threatened me and behaved like a bully to quite a few YTbers. She deserves all the insults I can think of. Worst of all, she's a coward who cannot accept that she's accountable for her behaviour, AND pretends to psychoanalyse others. Ha! She's the batshit psycho APPLE!!.

[flamingcookbook]

interesting movie. when does it come out?

[coralarch]

I hope you DON'T like this move, Flame. DThor says that God will destroy you if you do! She's a few sangers short of a picnic. Sexual deprivation and envy are at the root of her problems.

[flamingcookbook]

maybe i'l watch it. i like old horror films. i like to laugh and laugh at how horrible they are.

[coralarch]

Be warned, Flame! You can watch it, but you must NOT like it! God will zap you if you do! Apple alias DThorninthearse is on speaking terms with the Almighty, so you have to listen to this demented bitch. My fave "horror" is the Wicker Man ( 1973 version, not the risible "remake")

[punkpeterules]

You are one fucked up asshole cunt DTHOR!!! Fuck you and your crazy ass shit you fucking whore!!!

[coewee]

hey d thor you are a mad sick mentally ill bi polar and you should be sectioned in the nearest hospital asap please someone lock here up

[DThor53]

I'm quite normal!I believe in God and Jesus,I have a monogomous relationship with my husband,and 5 beautiful children.I guess your just envious of my good life.I forgive your venom.You are a very bad example of a psychiatrist.I will go to the AMA and request you be investigated.I will pray for you in the mean time.I don't think you should have any power over anyone.You are truely demented and in a sick lifestyle.You're truely Bi-polar and it shows with your sick cursing of me.

[coralarch]

How can you possibly request the AMA to investigate someone whose name and address you don;t know, you delusional nutjob??? You are a typical bully, full of threats, bullshit and hot air.

[coralarch]

You don't even know what "bi-polar" means, you pretentious idiot. Why on earth would anyone be envious of a nasty, bitter, accusing, abusive moron like you? Deny it all you like, I have my Inbox full of your spite and hate.

[coralarch]

You are only "NORMAL" when compared to all the other hateful, spiteful, screeching Christian nutjobs of the USA!! Yes, go to the AMA, by all means. They'll probably put you in a padded cell! You don't know my name or address, so how can you possibly lay a complaint??? LIAR.

[DThor53]

Anyone who loves this will be destroyed by God.Woe unto those who call evil good and good evil.Try a movie called"Ushpizin",or Second Chance.Saving God.Great Movies!

[fywacia]

'Anyone who loves this will be destroyed by God."

You're right, god is enormous threat to homeland security and to the good people of Earth. Let's all get rid of god once and for all by just forgetting about him. Once forgotten he disappears, because books can't talk, people can't fly, and a man named Jesus doesn't live up in the sky. We need love in this world, not evil sky dwelling hate filled dictators. Fuck God, fuck him in his dreamy cloud crusted gaping asshole.

[coralarch]

Hahah fywacia- so you've met this crazed, hate-filled psycho who takes orders from an invisible friend. DThor pretends to have done psychology, but is incapable of even completing a first year lab. report. She spends her worthless life seeking evil in others because deep down, she hates and despises herself. Projection and denial are her 2 main defences.

[DThor53]

I love myself and others enough to warn them about their sin filled lives.They either come to Jesus and repent of their evil ways or choose the devil and hell.You are the only one who's delusional.Believing in a mancentered book about the mind and emotions that God gave us.God knows more than you'll ever know.I don't need labs to tell when someone is evil by what comes out of their mouth-curse words.That shows your lack of intelligence and you obviously din't take the hipocratic oath.

[coralarch]

Good one, fywacia! This troll DTHOR53 filled my Inbox with her venomous shit and has stalked and bullied others under different usernames! She is an UNDERACHIEVER, to put it mildly, and will NOT take any responsibility for her actions!. Go for the jugular!

[DThor53]

The only one who spewed venom is you coralarch!Cursing a believer,God will deal with you and all others who reject God and Jesus.Read Isaiah66 in the Old Testament!Get a reality check.You and fywacia are in for a rude awakening when you die in your sins and go to hell!That's eternal torment before Jesus and the Holy angels.I have told you the truth out of love!Come to Jesus and repent of your evil ways!Before God destroys you.

[coralarch]

Have you forgotten the venom YOU spat at me in my Inbox? LIAR!!!!

[coralarch]

DTHOR supports adulterers!!! She praises Michael Jackson, whose first wife is still alive, and Jesus said that makes him AN ADULTERER. DThor, you didn't warn him about his sin , so that means you are AN ADULTERY-ENABLER!!! His blood is on your head, you holy HYPOCRITE!!!

[coralarch]

Hey Denise, have YOU repented yet? have YOU crawled to God for forgiveness for wishing to murder His creations by chemical agents? MURDERER. LIAR. HYPOCRITE.

[coralarch]

Oh, and just where does God say he will destroy anyone who likes this film? You are delusional! You hate yourself and you just hate life in general!

[DThor53]

I don't hate life!I know who crewated life and it isn't satan!The one you claim to follow.I can tell by your venomous mouth and mind ,that's who you serve-DEATH!

[coralarch]

LASH !! That is my acronym for you- Liar And Sanctimonious Hypocrite! You are a dirty-minded, envious, spiteful, trouble-making , slanderous, bitter, ugly cyberstalker ! You cause trouble wherever you go! LASH!

[DThor53]

Sounds like you hate the right to freedom of speech.I live in America where my right to think and speak aren't impeded by an evil psychiatrist like you.You slander and God says he will punish those who slander others.I tell you the truth in love so you can escape the wrath of God by repenting and coming to Jesus Christ.You've been told the truth.

[coralarch]

I support freedom of speech, you fool. Kindly demonstrate where I have ever tried to suppress free speech, or shut up.

[coralarch]

You just don't get it, do you, DMented DThor? The reason people don't like you is looking at you right in your mirror, you horrible, horrible slag! CYBERBULLY!! Saying disgusting things about my husband- you vermin! Claiming to have studied psychology- YOU are the one who needs treatment! LASH. Stinking viper! Vile hypocrite!

[DThor53]

I haven't said anything about your husband.You would bear false witness.Not a surprise.

[coralarch]

You said in your cowardly message to my Inbox that my husband was a homosexual pervert. I still have that message, you filthy- minded bitch.

[coralarch]

YOU accused me and my husband of being homosexuals. I demand an apology and that you retract your vile words, you loathsome, accusing, abusing, lying, hypocritical, sanctimonious bitch.

[coralarch]

What's the matter, DThor? Has the Devil tied your lying tongue in knots?? How quiet you are- what a pleasant change for us all. Please keep it up.

[punkpeterules]

God told me you are FUCKED for NOT loving this film you fucked up cunt!!!!

[Beeshitten]

@DThor53 You are one seriously fucked up slut, pretending to speak on God's behalf. That is BLASPHEMY and you will BURN IN HELL FOR IT!! Jesus hates your guts and the angels spit on you.

[DThor53]

This shows that satan has decieved many people!Satan is a LIAR and the Father of LIES!He sows all people who do witchcraft,gay lifestyle,sexual pervertsand any other evil in the world!This should be burned in a pile of gas!SICK!

[ifiamasailor]

It's a cheesy movie from decades ago, it's unlikely that it's makers were deceived by Satan, more likely they were trying to make money off of it's shock value. Or just trying to shock for the sake of shocking. If some dark evil was behind the making of this film, rest assured, it failed in it's mission: I for one have never heard of it. Neither does this trailer encourage me to seek it out. If this is what Satan occupies himself with, I think you're safe.

[fywacia]

DThor53, I looked up that Bible stuff you recommended and it was pretty weak at best. The context was wrong, the writing was poor, and it sounded like they were talking about a dragon and political leader. Not a very sound argument if you ask me. I see absolutely no reason not to dabble in witchcraft and enjoy same sex relationships. Satan in my opinion if utterly fabulous. Burned in a pile of gas? I think you are the one that's sick. It's only a movie, go see a doctor before you hurt someone.

[coralarch]

Fywacia, this cretin thinks that Revelation is from her desert god. I told the fool that it was cribbed from Zoroastrian sources, but that was far too painful a wound to her pathetic ego. She cannot handle the truth about her babble's murky origins.

[DThor53]

You don't understand spiritual things because you're carnal minded.Come to Jesus then get with a preacher who can tell you what it means.The devil is Satan or Lucifer who was an angel who guarded God's throne in heaven.He became arrogant and rebelled with a third of the angels against God.Keep reading in the Bible and have your heart and mind open to the truth.Read Isaiah66.

[fywacia]

I've been reading the Satanic Bible a lot lately but I don't remember a passage titled "Isaiah66", I even checked Isaih666 but nothing. Perhaps it's in the Demonic Bible which I haven't read yet?

[coralarch]

ALL humans are carnally minded, you idiot! That means that you are no better than I am, even though you like to pretend to be a mealy-mouthed saint. YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE!!!

[coralarch]

Well, what are YOU doing watching this!?? Shouldn't you be singing hymns, thrashing around on a smelly barn floor and handling rattlesnakes, the way you nappy heads do to please your invisible friend in the sky!!?? YOU are the sicko!

[coralarch]

YOU are the liar, lady! Pretending to have done psychology- what a joke that is!

[airons1972]

weird o rama. This looks awesome. You just can't beat obscure 60s and 70s horror.

[SkullCowboy333]

I love this film.