Sh*t Superman Says

[dialhforhero24]

I LOVE The Crisis, and Reboot bits...Too True...Too Freaking True

[NoHeadsProduction]

Sh*t Rorschach says! Please :3

[Deadmansparty2002]

Brilliant! :)

[Dibujoton88]

Luthers Back!!

[KingSnarf]

Good, but your forgot "Great Rao" and something about how much Superman hates magic.

[wwefreak50]

What happened to zero hour

[KingSnarf]

@wwefreak50 Superman didn't change much during Zero Hour.

[kithekennaz]

Love the ending! The reboot bit is hilarious :D

[DRisLegend200919]

shit iron man says too funny

[SymbiSpidey]

Shit Green Goblin Says

[fzfpt4]

@TheHeston83

Don't shoot the messenger...

[NeiyonSpyder]

LMAO at the reboot cuz dats exactly what happened

[TheHeston83]

Hey There Friend

:: CRISIS::

Oh its You

Im The Last Kryptonian

Hello There General Zod,Ursa,Non

PRICELESS!!!!!!:D

[TheHeston83]

That Was Great Superman is The Best!!!!!!:D Loved every single bit of it

[VanguardSupreme]

Loved the pre-crisis/post-crisis batman greetings...among other things...

[PaulAnt2008]

OK, I'm noticing something rising in recent times, especially with that Superman Returns movie, so I'd like to point something out ...

Superman's nemesis' name is Lex LuTHOR, not LuTHER!

Awesome vids as always, though, of course! :)

[legocityrulz2]

don't do sh*t deadpool says the video would be just too long

[Shadowking8]

I'm the last Kryptonian.....lawl!



[KoticNdeavor]

Sh*t Rorschach says: "...Hrmm..."

[fzfpt4]

REBOOT = REHASH, 'nuff said

[TheHeston83]

@fzfpt4 TROLL!!!!!!

[TigerTzu]

"Luthur"?

[TheGormonger]

love it.

[TheCyberlord2]

sh*t deadpool says

[PivotFireDude]

"Lu-THOR!!!!!!"

[runtripfall54]

This looks like a job FOR SUPER MAN! I love the Superman shorts from the 40s.

[mgvwolf]

thumbs up if you want a "sh*t deadpool says"

[ROOKI3LINKX]

@mgvwolf You're a genius

[Heavylight17]

@mgvwolf If that really does happen, how would we not die of laughter?

[bleachboy987]

deadpool!

[1DeathEater]

How do I tell Louis I love her......

[GHOS7v]

so i was watching the video and it stayed at 0:00 but still played ? wtf?

[1DeathEater]

@GHOS7v Just refresh the page.... Happend to me...

[BewareTheBear050193]

Sh*t Deadpool says. Ten hours and going strong.

[TheTrueSaberMaster]

Sh*t Batman Says. Stuff like " Im Batman " " I Am Vengeance I Am The Night I Am Batman! " Stuff like that.

[love22merritt]

Do DeadPool please

[juvasque]

Fun part is, that summarizes 7something years of Superman history in one minute and nineteen seconds.

Great job man!!!

[xxMariexMurderxx]

hahaha. reboot.

[MictlanADD]

This one and the one for Spiderman are awesome!!!! Great work!!

[dannyson54]

Clark:GEE WHIZ!, GOLLY, JEEPERS!, THAT'D BE SWELL!

LMAO

[KH12foreve]

Oh this reminds me. What do you think of Harley Quinn's new reboot costume (personally I despise it)

[Tre325]

LUTHOR!

[TJSerabian]

Sh*t Batman says: I'm Batman....

[KamisamanoOtaku]

@TJSerabian

I think that's all he should do.

If too simple, just make it Deadpool singing it to the right tune.  Perhaps as a ringtone.

[UtterlyMoot]

why was there clark kent in there?... UNLESS OMG

[SuperKing604]

@UtterlyMoot unless OMG what? oh I get it you think Superman and Clark Kent are secretly pals?

[poppyseed1987]

@UtterlyMoot I don't get it what the problem with him switching back and forth between personas? they did it in the spidey video.

[acidrain92]

@poppyseed1987 it was a joke implying that he didnt know that clark kent was superman.

[weetyler123]

PETER U BETTER KILL SUPERMAN FOR SAYING HE LOVES UR WIFE!

and guys i know lois is supermans girlfriend

[queenanthai2]

REBOOT

[SandmanPicturez]

American way? MOTHER FUCKER IS FROM A DIFFERENT SOLAR SYSTEM!

[NICKREAPER316]

For a second I thought he was gonna say "Hai Doggy"

[KQbarcelona]

"Shit Batman says"

"Im batman

"Im batman"

"Im batman"

"Im batman"

"im batman"

[Rodshark75]

@KQbarcelona No, no, no...

I'm Batman

I'm the fucking Batman

I'm the motherfucking Batman

I am Batman

I am the night

My parents are dead

[hollywoodstar4evr]

Need to do Deadpool one!

[XmenPlayTheXbox]

It's funny cause it's true :D.

[ShinobiGarth]

PRE CRISIS: "i can punch planets around!"

CRISIS: "i can barely lift a 747"

DC ONE MILLION: "i can throw galaxies with my pinky!!"

[shadowfoxx4]

@ShinobiGarth did he really throw a galaxy with his pinky?

[ShinobiGarth]

@shadowfoxx4 pretty close. he is nearly omnipotent in that timeline

[shinigamiryuk]

Luthor will be back

Luthor's back!

[JoshManYT]

I'd recommend "Sh*t Deadpool Says," but I don't think I have time to watch it all. I'll probably be dead in 50 years.

[Shanethefilmmaker]

What about sh*t Spider-man says I could see it now. "I'm a nerd. I'm a superhero. I'm a Photographer. How shall I tell Betty I love her? I did not kill your brother. How shall I tell Gwen I love her? You're dad's dead. You died. I'll get you Osbourne!!!! I did not kill your father Harry. How shall I tell Black Cat I love her? I'm really Peter Parker. How shall I tell MJ I love her? Will you marry me? I'm Married. Aunt May's Dying? I'll do anything to get her back? *One more Day* What happened?

[Zakor1138]

@Shanethefilmmaker Its already out.

[detrius82]

@Shanethefilmmaker Great Job on your version, love the ending. And by that I mean I HATE the One more Day story, and haven't picked up a SM comic since then.

[PartOfTheBento]

shat about sh*t deadpool would never say o.o

"bea arthur wasnt that great" "of course reckless murder is immoral!" "a beautiful woman? nah..." xD

[JMizzle401]

So Batman & Spider-man are the obvious candidate for next in line for this kind of video.

[richardwillett]

You forgot "Hi Sterkey!"

[Azdgari1]

0:46 - 051 "Last Kryptonian" lol

[Randommaster1001]

Luthor will be back. Luthor's back! xD

[sXeblues]

This video is the first in the Sh*t FILLTHEBLANK Says meme I've actually enjoyed and laughed at as Supes is my all-time favorite character... But, in a minor oversight, you neglected to add in the all-important: "Papa Spank!!" ;D

[lkgrave]

Sh*t Hulk Says.

"ARRGGGHHH!" "HULK SMASH!"

The End.

[Lesson88]

Hahaha

[Shellshock39]

sh*t green goblin

[Ultramanmattia1]

Sh*t Batman says:I'm Batman,I'm Batman,i'm Batman,aaargh my back is broken,i'm Batman,i'm the goddamn Batman.

[cbrown8862]

anymore zero hr coming? Rorshach and Deadpool?

[sawjac13]

Over 70 years comic history in 1 minute.

[HarlotBug3]

To be fair, this reminded me that the All Star Superman straight to video wasn't too shabby.

[speedsurfer123]

@HarlotBug3

XD

[bandit1683]

Booooooo we want Zero Hour give is Zero Hour and where's itsjustsomerandomgirl.

[johnnybacontv]

put the punisher in your videos

[TheRazrSnake]

Its should not be titled Sh*t Superman says, it should be titled Super says the same old sh*t. Boring, dull, not innovative, he always wins, gets the girl, same old sh*t. This is why Batman owns Superman.

[frankenstain818]

@TheRazrSnake have you ever read the comics? I'm not trying to start a flame war but superman isn't like that (at least in the comics) but it's just your opinion and i respect that.

[TheRazrSnake]

@frankenstain818 Thx, the movies are the big picture here. I'm tired of the same old crap they come out with. At least Superman 4 had a supervillain. That's what Returns should of had, but once again, Kryptonite & Lex Luthor. I mean Kevin Spacey was great as Luthor, but almost same plot. Nothing new except Superman being a daddy. WHAT!? No. The only comic I have thoroughly read was "The Death Of Superman", great comic. Didn't care for "The Return Of Superman".

[frankenstain818]

@TheRazrSnake you're right let's hope the new one is good.

[LeftyAcoustic]

@TheRazrSnake Nice job proving your ignorance. I bet you've never picked up a comic book in your life. Get out of here, novice.

[TheRazrSnake]

@LeftyAcoustic No v*rgin nerd. The only comics I have thoroughly read was "Maximum Carnage" & "The Death Of Superman". Sorry but unlike you, I have a life. & this is not a shot at any other comic book readers, just at someone like you who takes this sh*t seriously & p*sses their pants with joy every time they think of Superman. The only Superman thing I lliked was the animated series. That show had real supervillains, twists, rare sad endings & didn't always have Luthor. Don't bother me loser.

[cbrown8862]

@TheRazrSnake

i've read all the superman/batman comics. The best DC heros ever! i just started on the Green lantern comics.

[TheRazrSnake]

@cbrown8862 I love Batman. Only the Superman Animated series was great for me. It was cliche. Including the Adam West series. It was great. Have fun with Green Lantern. Not a fan even if Ryan Reynolds is playing him. Just not in to him. I only love Batman & Spiderman.

[Ultramanmattia1]

@TheRazrSnake Check out All Star Superman by Grant Morrison and you'll know why people likes Superman.

[Ultramanmattia1]

@TheRazrSnake There are more supervillains and twists also in the comics.

[TheRazrSnake]

@Ultramanmattia1 Not a comic person reader. Superman Returns just went back to that same old sh*t of cliche Superman comics. That's why I bag on them.

[Ultramanmattia1]

@TheRazrSnake Then why are you still on this video?

[TheRazrSnake]

@Ultramanmattia1 Because you pests keep bothering me! Now go away! Not replying anymore.

[Bloggerboy1000]

@TheRazrSnake Doesn't really make sense when the two are a different medium made by completely different people most of the time.

[Bloggerboy1000]

@TheRazrSnake Batman's awesome but it sounds like you haven't read that much of Superman.

[TheRazrSnake]

@Bloggerboy1000 I'm not a comic person. Only read "Death Of Superman". Great comic. My whole beef is with the movies. Same old sh*t. I bag on the comics, because that it what the movies are supposed to be on. If the movie produces the same plot device, chances are, it came from the comics. Don't take what I say seriously. Its only an opinion.

[metoren]

"I do Louis" ... No Supes... you never did it

[LeighMet]

@metoren well yes he did they just sent him back in time so he can do it all over again

[Extratexture4]

To be fair, the traditional Superman motto is that he fights for "Truth and Justice." That's the way it is in the '40s cartoons and radio show. By the time of the '50s TV show it was changed to "Truth, Justice, and the American way."

[Sayris13]

Lol.

[TheVivvav]

So what IS your view on the New 52?

[100percentgamer]

For some reason I can see Doc Brown in one of these videos, even though he's not a comic book character.

[CartooneyJooney]

Hahaa that was great :D

[BiGMANJOE32]

Why did she do that!

[Newie69MK]

You guys are all talking about "Shit Batman says"......just think of how epic "Shit Deadpool says" will be!

[81Scorp]

@Newie69MK Dear god! That video would go on for at least a year! 0_0

[DJ1TaylorM]

@Newie69MK "Shit Deadpool says" should definitely be the next video.

[TheMadPacX]

@DJ1TaylorM

you do know there's a 10 minute limit on youtube right? lol

[OropherThranduil]

@TheMadPacX

YOU know that there's a video on YT being 571 HOURS long?

[TheSneakyVikingJarl]

@DJ1TaylorM that video would never end.

[animeking]

@DJ1TaylorM Youtube doesn't allow videos that long.

[xDECIMO10]

@DJ1TaylorM lol that would go for hours :P

[drumgroovy]

@DJ1TaylorM It'd probably be 2 hours long.

[kidkhorne]

@DJ1TaylorM definitely, but it will have to be like 15 minutes long

[BiGMANJOE32]

Where's random girl?

[fluff125]

@BiGMANJOE32 They broke up. She took a bunch of his money too.

[melekashiro]

I was about to ask if you were gonna go into the Relaunch stuff.

[monoeits]

Awesome!!! Now Deadpool, pleaseeeee :D :P

[Greywind111]

WTF!!!!!!!



[philipcho1]

shit batman says would be the shortest video. "i'm batman"

[Ultramanmattia1]

@philipcho1 ''I'm Batman, i'm Batman, i'm Batman, i'm the goddamn Batman!

[MasterReasonOSR]

@Ultramanmattia1 pretty much sums up batman

[DanDaManOU812]

@philipcho1 That and "WHERE'S SCARECROW?!!!"

[angbandsbane]

@philipcho1 Don't forget "Bees. My Goddamn Batman," and "Punk is nothing but murder and death and the RAGE of a beast!"

[SuperNery101]

@philipcho1 and what about:

Batman: I'm the vengeance I'm the night...

Me: Yeah you're..

Batman: I'm Batman 

[Dargonhuman]

@SuperNery101 Don't forget "To the Batcave, Robin!"

What, Adam West Batman is still Batman!

[ratholin]

@Dargonhuman Must reach the bat-shark-repellent.

[ZADER4427]

@philipcho1 Yeah and "What are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am?! I'm the goddamn Batman!"

[TheTiminator13]

lol

[mlross1991]

Haha awesome! But i'm curious, you ever gonna finish your storyline you were doing before you disappeared?

[theriddler16er]

@TheVampyreNinja HAHAH DUDE THT MADE ME SHIT MYSELF

[KaberianRoyalty]

DO SH*T DEADPOOL SAYS!

[floedywit]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

[Kikoro1]

LUTHOR! I don't know why but that one made me lol.

[pinky75910]

Okay, this looks like it'll be fun...

[AgentOfWEST]

Supes needs to grow a pair and act more lik Action Comics Superman , he has balls!

[deadpurple7]

Deadpool? -3

[Sapphirepearlz]

Do a Shit Batman Says! :3

[NeoShockBlue]

I sense a Deadpool spinoff? LOL

[azutarafan1]

Win!!!

[parp777]

I mean the advertisement

[Crazyredemu]

Sh*t Spiderman says! or Batman....heck Aquaman would be funny too

[dumbasarock10]

Make it!!  Make Sh*t Deadpool says. Do it!!

[tapuapehokut]

Bizarro!!

[MariaVosa]

Now you don't have to buy the comics! :D

[docdoc2011]

how do i tell Amy Adams I love her

[TheYaoiButterfly]

OH MY GOD. I'm CRYING. This sums up Superman pretty damn well .XD and dear god XD "Hey there "Hey there friend!" *CRISIS* "Oh it's you." SO ACCURATE. *CRYING*

[megadork18]

"I'm the last Cryptonian, Hello, General Zod, Ursa," ect., you now, for the last Cryptonian, he sure has a lot of Cryptonian Allies and Enemies, that's why I don't like the DC Universe!

[shadowskillet14]

@megadork18 Is Kryptonian spelled with a "K"? Oh sh*t, I'm that guy now, aren't I.

[badfoody]

mmmmm Supergirl

[AlexanderT21]

Hey there friend! *CRISIS* Oh, it's you.

Pissed myself at that point xD

[TexasRose92]

Please make one for Deadpool!!

[lkgrave]

Sh*t Deadpool says would be about 2 hours long. 

[giuseppi77]

0:49-0:51 Superman sounds like Tommy Wiseau. "Oh hai, Supergirl!"

[MrOiManDudeGuy]

Shit batman says

[megadork18]

@MrOiManDudeGuy That will be 1 minute of "I'm Batman, I'm Batman, I'm Batman"

[whitesoxfan5]

Love it...

[Featheredhat]

Superman's story in 1 minute 9 seconds.

[longfellowisasleep]

Hahaha! So true. Reboot...same shit all over again. Lois, Lois lois... like nails on a chalkboard.

[PartyElevatorProd]

I'm the last Kryptonian......

:P

[Asd2897]

lol the reboot part made me fall out of my chair laughing

[girl122]

I feel like I just watched a summery of smallville

[KalEl44]

@girl122 maybe if he had said either "How do I tell LANA I love her" or "I'm sorry Lana" and definitely "I just wish I were normal."

[megapants444]

@girl122 Nah, not emo enough.

[99annanic]

@girl122 I feel Christopher Reeve is alive.

[JackNapierVlog]

@girl122 Nah... The first half would have had to be about him trying to get Lana to like him even though nobody watching cares about her

[11sammy11]

This is awesome! Sh*t Batman says! PLEASE! <3

Sh*t Robin says: "Holy _____, Batman!"

[GUNDAM00745]

what does Deadpool says?

[KhanKeal]

@GUNDAM00745 ummm, what DOESNT Deadpool say? lol

[TimothoNuva]

You forgot "Lex-flippin'-Luthor"!

[notpointed]

hahaha, awesome, I love this