Half in the Bag: Fright Night and Conan the Barbarian

[Deadlyrazorwings]

I really like your set. It looks like a set, but one that someone actually lives in.

[damnthecheese2]

whats the song used at the beginning? (where it pans zoom on Jay on the floor)

[seafireliv]

What a pity and I was so hoping to see Conan one day.

I shoulda known they`d screw it up.

Back to the novels.

[chosentonessournotes]

@DarkPrince080 I personally think you're being an overly dramatic cuntbag. I don't care if you think I'm "infantile" for swearing, but I think you're infantile for assuming that Mike and Jay think they're the alpha and omega of movie reviews, and that their word is the final conclusion on what everyone will think of the movies they go over. They're just two funny dudes talking about what they know best; movies.

[milkenobi]

Damn! I gotta watch Conan now, it sounds hilarious.

[Aquahutch]

Colin Quinn, you dopes!

[clancym1]

@Aquahutch are you serious? it's colin hanks, they're just joking

[Aquahutch]

@clancym1 Nope. We're all wrong. It's Colin Powell.

[VanguardOmega]

nice vid thump up

[jimmy1911]

"Its just like that movie - Cast Away"

hahahahhaha

[BazzBrother]

am i too late to make some obnoxious comment trying to make my self seem superior to the reviewers?

[RobZiak]

1st time watching these fools, the review was good but I could've done without the horseshit beginning and end parts

[milkenobi]

@RobZiak Without the context of the Red Letter Media Harry Plinkett reviews and character the beginning and end parts would be a bit of an in joke.

[VincentValdemar]

Crap remakes, all of it!

[gonner212]

"Dont know much about movies" ?~@?

Everybody knows these are the guys that did the Star Wars reviews right?

I feel like thats how they should start every review with a big banner.

"We are the guys that did that really intelligent dissection of the Star Wars Prequels."

But that would be a bit cheesy,

They should absolutely do it.

[SausageFestNation]

Fright night was actually pretty good

[LoklarYsera]

DUDE HAS AN ECHO. WTF?

[RetardGenius]

ahahahaha i totally agree with their opinion on conan. borrowing from the phantom menace review, it "made no sense at all and was a stupid, incoherent mess"

[DangerasTM]

since when were they with machinama?

[berettapaige]

Best part of Conan was the magic mask of evil (that didn't do shit) had a freaking anus on it. I kept thinking, 'Oh god, the mask is going to fart at us.'

[morthgog]

These are so great!

[polghirstenskoetter]

Just keep watching on the RLM webzone. I suppose Mike gets a few extra cents from every view on their embedded blip.tv videos.

[Cubanpete775]

Since this intro didn't have a follow up by Mr. Plinkett, allow me to supply one.

"Half in the Bag...I just had an enema!"

[aadrian242]

Is that spotted cow?

[JesterJames866]

Conan looked ridiculous anyway. The classic at least had get to the choppa swartzenegger in it.

[jockojonson17]

"Raise the stakes...". lmao.

[JoelH790]

Man I love me some Plinkett

[LordThree]

great ending

[apcreed]

Hahaha!

[ForeignWindowFrame]

what's going on? what is this channel? what's happening to my RLM?? My brain is collapsing in on itself..

[rileyc515]

Did you guys sign a contract with "Machinima"? Let's hope not. And if so, find a loop hole and get out of it.

[Mattteus]

That's not Colin Firth, that's Colin... Mochrie, right?

[metalraygear]

@Mattteus you may have some bricks coming through your window for that one.



[Mattteus]

@metalraygear from Colin Mochrie or Colin Farrell?

[incarnedine]

Jason Momoa is such a girly man.

[metalraygear]

@incarnedine Colin Mochrie lol.

[clerzerkerTOto7]

Conan isn't really a reboot either. Its just another adaptation of the character into film. Fright Night wasn't as good as the original but I did like it. I liked the new things and I really want to see where this could go as a series.

[w7100]

Why are you guys at machinima? you guys are better than this place try TGWTG you would fit in with the cinema snob

[rensole]

yeah nice revieuws but the wannebee messed up humor at the beginning and at the end are just way to forced and fake... not funny at all seriously.

The revieuws themselves are great tho

[1337sabotage]

@rensole you have to watch all of the other RLM reviews and HITBs to get it. this is actually very rewarding if you do.

[Skymarshal]

"My cat is working on a project...."

[godieinafirenow]

@DrmrGuy1979 damn straight 

[L0rdR4hl]

I see the guys are drinking Sierra Nevada. At least they're drinking good beer while reviewing bad movies.

[Jasperis16]

@L0rdR4hl nothing is better then dutch beer

[L0rdR4hl]

@Jasperis16 Surely you don't mean beers like Heineken, Grolsch, and Bavaria...

[rensole]

@L0rdR4hl dude... those 3 arnt exactly decent beers... heineken is pisswater compared to limburg's beer.

[L0rdR4hl]

@rensole Good, because I agree. Now I know you don't like terrible beer. :P I'm a big beer lover and am always trying to let people know that most of what everybody drinks just isn't good. Luckily the US has an incredible microbrewing culture that makes the widest variety of styles of excellent quality. I've never been to the Netherlands but I have some beer buddies who live there. What's your favorite style.

[Jasperis16]

@L0rdR4hl yup i mean them heineken grolsh bavaria and amstel . 

[pkbaldy]

They are great reviewers. But man they cannot act to save their lives xD

[BWGgy]

''You're doing a good job hollywood!'' you tell em...

[TheTorpido9000]

I've never seen the original Fright Night because my parents don't like horrors. But I was lucky to see the remake and I enjoyed it. I laughed so hard through the entire thing. But I do want to see the original now

[GuyEndore]

08:27 Great job Hollywood

[WheeoftheDead]

Man, I really wanted to see them tear into Fright Night remake...

[osbely]

Mr.Plinkett you rascal. :)

[IINesasta]

I wonder what Mr. Plinkets cat's project is o.o oooooooo~

[bull068]

I didn't get that joke until they said, 'pun police.'

[sonofsarek]

Conan --- WAY too much CGI. Conan needed ZERO cgi, yet hollywood insisted on making all those awful, fake graphics.

[Hyperthehedgehog00]

So funny I forgot to laugh

[OgenB]

Awesome, now I know to add Conan to the Bad Movies to see list.

[titmousetalks]

lol ew

[godieinafirenow]

Still waiting for another Plinket review. disappointed that they had to sell out and make 10 minuet reviews for machinima

[anoyingfly]

@godieinafirenow They've been making this show before it got put on Machinima.

[godieinafirenow]

@anoyingfly i know i used to watch them on there own channel before they took it up the ass from machinima

[Deepdesert]

Wow Conan seems like such a disappointment, and btw why is Ron Perlman always cast in these movies

[charlessunkyst]

@Deepdesert it's because he looks like a cave-man

[HighPriestofLemuria]

@Deepdesert It was good bad, or bad good. Anyway, it was entertaining, just don't expect much. It does have titties though. Don't see that much anymore.

[DilvishW]

I was a big fan of the original Fright Night, but I thought this new one was fantastic as well. I'm glad they avoided all that Rear Window stuff. That's always so irritating to sit through when you know what the result will be. He's a vampire. It's in the trailer. I like how this one didn't try to pretend like we didn't know that.

[JustDoWhatITellYou]

@OtherSideOfSanity I pee on the side of the toilet to clean off the shit streaks

[thebdf12]

Lol

[thebdf12]

Tay to dorky to have a party where people steal a VCR

[NoFearNoFlame]

@AquariaSpirit it will be uploaded later and will probably be longer

[IINesasta]

@AquariaSpirit They should post an extended version on their website soon. It's what they did last time.

[Battleschnodder]

@AquariaSpirit tomorrow there will be a much longer version. Maybe vote this up, so you dont get flooded with spam.

or dont if it annoys you.

[Battleschnodder]

This is so awesome.

Its like castaway!

[morrowrail]

@AquariaSpirit Longer version goes up on the site tomorrow.

[iceguy0077]

@OtherSideOfSanity shut the fuck up.

[TheLoyalSpartanFilms]

Machinima, how far have you fallen?

[Sabohaque]

Aw these are posted on Machinima first? What the eff. I wanna watchem on their webzone.

[PhenomFan013]

@Sabohaque Maybe they'll send the RLM subscribers a pizza roll for consolation.

[jflasssh]

you guys are great

[SoundsOfAndromeda]

RLM; you guys are above these video games kiddies. Please drop this machinima trash and go join forces with Spill.com

[OftenDestructive]

UN

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SCRIB

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[ACEODST343]

@OftenDestructive congradulations, no one cares.

[SublimeFrontline]

Thats not colin ferth? Its Colin Farrel, silly people

[nickatwork]

Wait, they moved this series to Machinima? It was the only reason I was subscribed to redlettermedia! Are you saying that I've been filling my subscription feed with terrible Joe Rogan videos for no reason this whole time??...awful.

[DaddyPims]

@nickatwork Yeah, you can catch the full episodes on their website.

[DaddyPims]

Fucking hate having to wait for the unabridged versions to be uploaded to their website now. I also hate that Machinima is filled with 14 year olds who spit bile and acid at anything that isn't CoD or Arby 'n the Chief.

[kattmataren]

@DaddyPims This comment is like their Colin Firth/Farrell joke.

[HamHatter]

" OMGWTFBBQ THIS NOT NEW COD TRAILER!!!?? STOOPID MOVIE-FAGS! *DISLIKE* "

[thezachzachattack]

I luv you rlm.

[CraftingTables]

shiit 16.659 uploads :DD

[T0pcatFilms]

this is brilliant, these guys basicly tell me what i shouldn't waste my money on

[ismokedaily420]

lol yayy for black baby jesus xD

[ti669]

Colin Firth = IT'S A FUCKING JOKE!!

[ti669]

The redlettermedia guys deserve better than this...

I like machinima, but this isn't the right place for them

Most of Machinima's audience just... don't quite get their style of humor.

[strife93]

@ti669 Most of Machinma's audience doesn't get humor. It's not realistic! *Stifled laughter* 

[Kieran3486]

@ti669 I dunno I think they probably enjoy winding up stupid 14 year olds.

[Yanntjezz]

Conan sucks

[motocross118118]

FUK THIS BULL SHIT MACHINIMA YOU'VE GONE TO SHIT!!!!!!!!!

[ktown4life1337]

@motocross118118 I'm sure they care what you think lol...

[derth4]

@motocross118118 are you even aware that ETC does movies or are you just here to see blops commentary?

[S1RD4RKN4]

Yes Colin Firth did win an oscar but, I believe the man in those pictures isn't him.

Guy at beginning: You should do your research.

Me: What, da f**k!

[myrmecophilous]

@S1RD4RKN4 it's a joke. they do that sort of thing all the time.

[TheInspector3000]

@S1RD4RKN4 wow, you didn't get the joke, those pictures were shoped... can't tell if trolling or just very stupid

[PytoX]

lol it's just like that movie, cast away xD

[pestyoverlord]

Is there a full length review that will be posted on redlettermedia. com

[S1deshowRobP5]

Dear retards

They're trolling you by saying Colin Firth.

[DarkPrince080]

It is for the simpletons like you two that Hollywood is making scripts more simplistic. Cause people nowadays that includes you guys of half in the bag have the attention span of a gnat.

[truthteller75]

@DarkPrince080 actually, if you ignore all the jokes and stuff, these guys really know about movie making and how to critically dissect a film but you're probably a stupid 12 year old who doesn't "get it"

[GradGamer]

@DarkPrince080 Wow is a brain included dipshit? Maybe you should hit puberty and understand what art is before you go around and criticize people who clearly know a lot more about movies than you do. Go to their website and take some time to watch their star wars reviews of the prequel trilogy. He analyzes those movies for hours and exposes what horrible movies they are while saying what "GOOD" movies can be. These guys are fantastic with movies and you should respect that.

[DarkPrince080]

@GradGamer I'm not saying I am a movie buff where in my comment did I say that? I am just stating the obvious they complain about the way the movies are put out with terrible plot lines correct? Well with society being as internet driven as it is people see the way people behave more and more, and people start making videos about their opinions and little skits they think funny. So the logical thing if they see idiotic behavior, simplistic thinking they will tailor their entertainment as such.

[DarkPrince080]

@GradGamer So anyone can analyze a movie for hours complaining about what THEY don't like, but for every one of those people there is another one who likes it. If they want adult movies for adults they should act like adults, when was the last time you took someones idea SERIOUSLY that had a pile of beer bottles in front of them? So there is my take on this, I watched this video thinking it was something from Machinima but it obviously isnt so i will not watch more of these two again. Good day.

[tonybrunofan]

@DarkPrince080 Since u don't enjoy life, please kill yourself. Please put both barrels in your mouth!

[DarkPrince080]

@tonybrunofan I Don"t take kindly to people telling me to kill my self, as stupid as one may be me or you, one should never wish death upon anyone. I see you were not raised to think that way.

[GradGamer]

@DarkPrince080 Well..... I can take them very seriously because I've watched their reviews and I KNOW that they're good at backing up their opinion. You see, the purpose for a review is a similar purpose to an analytic essay; you provide an assertion, you provide evidence, and you analyze that evidence to prove your assertion. These guys do a very good job at this, and thus leads me to believe that they kind of know a thing or two about movies. The reason they do all the jokes is public appeal.

[DarkPrince080]

@GradGamer See THAT is were society has become as a flock of sheep they will follow someone who has piqued their interest and just blindly follow, without forming an opinion of their own. I went to see Conan and formed the opinion that it wasn't as bad as these two are talking about. I have learned to take reviews with a grain of salt, ones experience with a certain thing does not mean that I will have that same experience.

[GradGamer]

@DarkPrince080 I don't expect you to have the same opinion. I believe that you should try and understand where they are coming from before demoting them to shameless comedians who don't know anything about movies. Obviously everyone has different tastes in movies, but watching a review can be a means of taking an additional opinion, pondering over it, and then forming your own conclusion based on what you've come to understand about the movie. It definitely isn't always stealing others' opinions

[DarkPrince080]

Respond to this video... Since this is a movie related argument I offer up the movie Idiocracy, if you say that they do the things they do for public appeal, then society is heading the direction of said movie. It does not appeal to me. As I type this I see a reply to this I do not know if it was in the clip but comment says "mmm I like to fuck my cat" if that is what is appealing to the public then I don't know what to say just that if so I don't want any part in it if that is the case

[GradGamer]

@DarkPrince080 I read a brief summary, and I get where you're coming from. However, I refer to someone who is watching their reviews for the first time. I watched their review of Avatar before I started really started appreciating movies, and I enjoyed the jokes, but after a while I started to really think about the analysis they provided and came to realize the intelligence in their opinion. As someone I believe has told you, if you look past the jokes they actually know a lot about movies.

[DarkPrince080]

@GradGamer well put after getting all the empty headed filthy comments about this (though i may keep doing this this has given me a direction to go with my channel haven't had this much response before lol) you still make a decent argument WITHOUT resorting to infantile cursing. You have swayed me to give these guys a second chance, and if i do not like them after that...well then i guess it is not for me then.

[DarkPrince080]

@GradGamer You have gained my respect i just wanted for someone to perhaps see what i was talking about and i also see where you are coming from as well. Well put argument, thank you.

[Sh0nin]

@DarkPrince080 Your alternate taste in humour is obviously a sign of your intellectual superiority. You miserable misguided conceited fuck. Have fun publicizing excuses for your social-awkwardness on youtube.

[scortch30]

well...this is far from machine cinema, but its a damn good thing RLM posts on machinima.

[S1deshowRobP5]

mmmmmmm

I like to fuck my cat

[DancesWithSmurf]

Thats a lot of beer

[deathwishtaco]

This is way too smart for the audience of this channel.

[windirr]

@deathwishtaco yea and i bet you are 16 year old prick that thinks that is the smartest thing on the planet earth.....

[FromHalo2halo]

@deathwishtaco What's funny is that after studying film for 2 years this isn't even that smart.

[deathwishtaco]

@FromHalo2halo True, but they're still miles ahead of most other reviews you would find on Youtube. Way funnier too.

[FromHalo2halo]

@deathwishtaco That's true but it's quite a sad fact, I really hate the masses sometimes.

[deathwishtaco]

@FromHalo2halo I'm with you there, pal.

[BigMidget06]

fright night actually wasnt a bad movie. 3d that didnt suck ass for once.

[ReaLSiniisteR]

putting skyrim as your channel link.

well played machinima, well played.

[TheVirginGamer]

the audio in the beginning sounds SOOOOOO BAD !

[thezachzachattack]

@TheVirginGamer SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-oooooooo­oooo-ooooOOOOOoooo-OOOOOOOOOOO­OOOO-OOOoo-oooooooo-ooooo-oooo­oooooooooooooooooo-OOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOo-ooo-o­ooooooooooooooooosoo-ooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooo-OOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOO-----

[TheVirginGamer]

@thezachzachattack sooooooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooO­OOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOooooo­oooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOO­OOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo­OOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO­ooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOO­OOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooo­oooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOO­OOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo­ooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOO­OOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooO­OOOOoo

[nuobtuob]

Stop doin half in the bag

[TheWoWadicted]

no, worst movie ever has to be battle of los angeles (not battle:los angeles...that's a different movies)

[DonKaranIsBack]

motherfucker, this review is full of spoilers..

[sailboatsandwine]

You can really tell when the little kids post on Machinima when they upload different videos other than Call of Duty. The kids on here won't understand Red Letter Media's humor.

[thatfiberkid]

@sailboatsandwine You are my hero, will you make love to me?

[sailboatsandwine]

@thatfiberkid Yes

[0bviousTr0ll]

Uuuuggggghhhhh

[wylecoyote65]

im just proud to be a first viewer

[holycrapjesusman]

I remember the days when I would actually search for Machinima videos in my sub box, instead of ignore them :l

[vegimandude]

( . Y . ) Thumbs upp if you like BOOBS!

[Titant2]

Love the ending XD

[mebemichael1]

You're SOOO COOL BREWSTER!!!

[ZuluSmasher]

these guys are way too mart for most of machinimas audience, just got to redlettermedias website and watch the full uncut stuff there!

[warrior12379]

these guys are totally right about Connan,  thou they missed some other screw ups of the film

[Thatguyoverthere44]

This is completely unrelated but, does anybody know when the Bite Me series will start up again?

[AFoamFootball]

Colin Firth was excellent casting...

[JoeMayProductions]

inb4 all of the "it's Colin Farrel you idiot" comments from pre-pubescent boys.

[mrlouist457]

Machinima. The channel for all things Gaming.

[inklasso]

@mrlouist457 Nope you said it wrong. It goes like this. Machinima, for all things cod related.

[mrlouist457]

@inklasso lol

[gbthrilla]

@mrlouist457 Wrong Machinima The channal for all things MACHINIMA

[MSAnemanja2]

@mrlouist457 like un honest reviews but good shows

[chunkylord266]

@mrlouist457 Not really trying to defend machinima or anything, but it's more the channel of 'Whatever the fuck they want to upload.'