Who ever wrote this drivel must have ghost - written her money funneling excuse for a book. You can't possibly believe Sarah Palin can form a cohesive sentence on her own when she writes crib notes on the palm of her hand.
Yeah man, bongos. Real Kerouac-like. Dulouz vanity of Palin in the Alaska night of the Conan truth. The mindless vamp, properly recited through Shatner makes sense now, man. I've seen the best minds of my generation...well now I've seen the worst minds of my generation.
god, i really expected her to fade back into the background, she's so 2008. I can't believe she's still in the freaking news, i'm so sick of her, much less running in 2012, makes me want to throw up. Shatner's the bomb, he's still got it, this was great!
Palin is only looking out for Palin. She always has been and always will be all about herself. Her stint in politics was the biggest slap in her face: she quit.
Most tiny people don't run around shouting that they are tall. Similary, most folq who have piercing, demonic, wretched voices don't bounce around screeching: "Listen to and look at me."
"Fair and balanced" - what planet are you on? None of the cable channels are "fair and balanced".
There are lots of Dems, and Republicans, on the news - get over it. We realize you probably have a hard-on for Palin, but all Dean is doing is introducing something.
The Shat is where it's at!
chodaboy51500 2 weeks ago
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There are communities of America's Cognoscenti among whom it is de rigeur to be able to recite this passage of Palin Free Verse verbatim.
Also please note: Conan is from Boston, 'The Hub Of The Universe' (you can look it up on Wikipedia) ... therefore he is best of hosts.
Also, Governor Dean should run for President again. If he had gotten the nomination in 2004, he would have won the general election.
ProNorden 1 month ago
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ProNorden 1 month ago
Am I seeing things but...is that Howard Dean? YEARRRGH!!!!
mocodrama 10 months ago 2
Oh how it splits the *chincacos* from the sourdoughs
alanschouw 1 year ago
This is so much like that old recording of Jack Kerouac and Steve Allen
drone5 1 year ago
William Shatner is my lord and master. All hail the Shat!
gunnersaurus17 1 year ago 5
Who ever wrote this drivel must have ghost - written her money funneling excuse for a book. You can't possibly believe Sarah Palin can form a cohesive sentence on her own when she writes crib notes on the palm of her hand.
CynicalGenius 1 year ago
thank fucking god. Sarah Palin, You suck. My nutz.
Shatner you rock.
ChaosAurion 1 year ago
They should have had Ken Nordine read it.
=)
unclemeat2u 1 year ago
Hi-freaking-larious.
Thanks for the video, NBC snubbed these videos from their servers (moody jerks!).
budash2 1 year ago
Hilarious! Thanks for the video, NBC snubbed it from their servers. Jerks.
budash2 1 year ago
She embarrasses Alaska. Most people in Alaska don't even like her!
JennaWeisz 1 year ago
Yeah man, bongos. Real Kerouac-like. Dulouz vanity of Palin in the Alaska night of the Conan truth. The mindless vamp, properly recited through Shatner makes sense now, man. I've seen the best minds of my generation...well now I've seen the worst minds of my generation.
maureenobrien 1 year ago
I've never appreciated Shatner as much as in this performance. BRAVO!
Kandyinspace 1 year ago
William Burroughs presents "Naked Dunce"
reptomicus 1 year ago 2
WTF?
classicallady 1 year ago
Incomplete sentences and incoherent thought does not equate to a Haiku.
The women is no Kerouac.
Roonskii 1 year ago
Wonderful! Thanks for posting!
seamoremonster 1 year ago 4
@seamore Oh I remember well this one. Nobody could understand shit what she was talking about!LMAO
classicallady 1 year ago
I don't think I'd vote for her as Prez, but I like her.
CrystalFlames 1 year ago
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Not only notes on her hand, Sarah was caught LOOKING at her hand while giving an interview answering questions.
Duhh???
Thay's okay. An ABC poll came out yesterday.
Number of Americans who think she's Qualified to be President = 26% Unqualified 71%.
Number of Republicans who think she's Qualified = 46% Unqualified 52%.
LOL!!!
Even a majority of Republicans already know she's unqualified.
goog2k 1 year ago 2
god, i really expected her to fade back into the background, she's so 2008. I can't believe she's still in the freaking news, i'm so sick of her, much less running in 2012, makes me want to throw up. Shatner's the bomb, he's still got it, this was great!
blowtorchacurlyfry1 1 year ago 3
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ADULTabuse 1 year ago
SHATNER!!!!
metalfun111 2 years ago 7
i liked it. nice poem. lol
The4LA2Baker0 2 years ago
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Great introduction from the fellow traveler commie piece of shit himself.
Reggie1971 2 years ago
A Cubist Performance Piece! Brilliant!!
topladave 2 years ago 2
BEEFHEART!
timpipe 2 years ago
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who is that baby blue tie guy who introduces this? what a loser.
soyyoroaldo 2 years ago
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Who cares what the moonbat from Vermont thinks?
BuckwheatsayHI 2 years ago
who cares what she says...she a bitch who rely on her eye glasses and her hair and mostly her look...hooker alike
freesoulsearch 2 years ago
Palin is only looking out for Palin. She always has been and always will be all about herself. Her stint in politics was the biggest slap in her face: she quit.
cochranexyz 2 years ago 7
yep
WaCoproductions 2 years ago
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jajajajaja, fuck palin. worthless nigger cunt.
kvlt 2 years ago
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MSNBC is SOOOOOO liberally biased!
ryanjorud 2 years ago
true, but it's still hilarious
burakmorali 2 years ago
its the exact opposite of fox...
sublimenija 2 years ago
classy!
aaparicio4 2 years ago
My oh my... she talks about shit nobody cares about...
CaixaDeSol 2 years ago
I'm too sober to understand her speech.
SenseOfReal 2 years ago 43
Most tiny people don't run around shouting that they are tall. Similary, most folq who have piercing, demonic, wretched voices don't bounce around screeching: "Listen to and look at me."
lumpagogo 2 years ago
Ha! Nailed it! Brilliant!
SenseOfReal 2 years ago 3
Holy crap he actually made Sarah Palin sound good!
hsd628 2 years ago 4
that was AWESOME!!
enderwigginsx 2 years ago
that's class.
Frankieireland 2 years ago
She's so deep.
flossanova 2 years ago
When I saw the title I assumed that Shatner was going to be impersonating Michael Palin of Monty Python.
Though I think this Sarah Palin bit is better than that would've been.
bobbystips 2 years ago
LOL. I like it. It's good. Shatner has excellent comedic timing.
actualcompassion 2 years ago 2
Jim Morrison would be proud!
suicidaljoyride 2 years ago
That's kind of disturbing how well it works as a beat poem, hahaha. Ahhh, Sir Shatner, how I love you.
Evilmonkey36 2 years ago 37
I knew we were in for something exceptional, when Conan introduced Shatner as a 'master thespian' !!!
suznm1 2 years ago 3
Of course Olbermann is not news its opinion as is everything on Fox News!!
MusicJew158 2 years ago 3
Genius!!!!!
ifallon 2 years ago 6
Someone on Conan's staff should win an Emmy for thinking this up. Brilliant!!!
kimshanna 2 years ago 9
NORTH
TO THE FUTURE.
it's like a star trek quote
theforeman118 2 years ago 10
No..Its "First star on the right; straight on till morning". ;)
thomascrown559 2 years ago 2
virtually any sort of dribble can sound and dramatic if presented as performance art . . .
2WiseOwl 2 years ago
This is brilliant.!
valerie80 2 years ago
Shatner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is hilarious.
MsADiez 2 years ago
William Shatner killed a nine foot bear with a bow and arrow.
Ragedyrag17 2 years ago 4
yeah he is so awesome
epearl8 2 years ago
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What the fuck is Dean doing on the news? He's a Dem operative... how is this considered fair or balanced...
blueskimo10 2 years ago
"Fair and balanced" - what planet are you on? None of the cable channels are "fair and balanced".
There are lots of Dems, and Republicans, on the news - get over it. We realize you probably have a hard-on for Palin, but all Dean is doing is introducing something.
gmhead 2 years ago 3
Whatever the tv station loudly claims, they do so because they know they are the opposite:
CNN: "The most trusted name in news." *cough*
FOX: "Fair and balanced." *cough*
PrivateSlacker 2 years ago
Ah nice! Someone who realizes the absurdity that is ALL news! Kudos.
thomascrown559 2 years ago
Why is Karl Rove on Fox?
uncletess 2 years ago 4
Just true and funny!
venniey 2 years ago
wrong, wrong network. completely wrong show. not all shows have the audacity to lie to people and claim to be fair and balanced
theforeman118 2 years ago
Erm... I believe "fair & balanced" is a Fox slogan.
But it's a joke and jokes aren't really supposed to be fair & balanced.
steffenla4 2 years ago
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This isn't news; he's substituting for Keith Olbermann, a news commentator who is not even trying to be impartial.
wackojacko1138 2 years ago
Too funny. How could ANYONE honestly still support this loon?
TomokoMurakami 2 years ago 2
Uh, they're stupid?
venniey 2 years ago
I love Shatner, but I am unreasonably amused by the two guys playing in the background XD
Arrghigiveup 2 years ago 9
me too!!!
FreeMerryJane 2 years ago
Shatner is god.
wolf650 2 years ago 3
God, this is brilliant.
ThatHistoryGuy 2 years ago 6
I love the content of this video, but there is popping and cracking in the audio. It needs to be re-done. A-plus for effort, though!
Sorry!
redtimmy 2 years ago
The audio quality is pretty close to perfect. If you can't take that minor crackling, bother with the original version hosted on NBC.
mindivide 2 years ago
Shatner is a god.
Klebsiella33 2 years ago 3
No no no Shatner is much bigger than God ya know that
sondano 2 years ago 2
Palin as VP??? Scares the SHIT out of me.
calypsoispissed 2 years ago 8
sarah palin makes no sense, shes not very bright
quest8899 2 years ago 8