Katt Williams - 98%

[ConeSlong]

Ironic cuz on my iPod it says the percentage of thumbs ups from thumbs down and it got 98% thumbs up

[ProjectQuamayne]

213/10,130 = 2%, meaning 98% Nigga!

[Zangel1982]

on point!!!

[nyomythus]

make this work lol!!



[theAYLEEYUN]

I wish all videos had the percentage beside the title. Would prevent all the shit videos getting undeserving views.

[macryan19]

@theAYLEEYUN just like on an ipod touch or phone.

[get2ubed]

katt you funny as hell !

[sarbg35]

240p... we meet again.

[izzyvulaca]

98!!!!!!!!

[spacelizardlaw]

This ain't just a Nigger thing mister Katt Sir.

I'm a bonafide Illuminati-Jew peck-a-wood homeboy & I-done damn made-it right up to the 99.98% level of truth in the proof of the honest heart with the stiff (Bio) penis & still them dumb damn bitches listen to some sic-phuck that says I-ain't perfect (Yet) & they look for something better with an official US Government Homeland Security Seal of Approval.

Talk about break my-ass for a lack of class.

I-want a fcuking lawyer or at least a prostitute.

[MrHultraMan]

@spacelizardlaw It's a stand up joke. Lighten up; it wasn't for you.

Also, what's up with all of the hyphens and poor grammar? It made your whole statement ineffective.

[spacelizardlaw]

@MrHultraMan ... Lighten-up Yo-self big-fella...

I'm hyphening because I-can & I-can because I-AM & as for my poor dead rich-bitch Astor bio-grammar leave her out of this because she was so-rich she used to pay black-people (Nigras) just to take a crap for her so she didn't have to get her own arse dirty...

By the way piss-off Mister Katt Williams Sir...

How's your half-brother young Snoopy...?

You boys know you were high-born...?

[MrHultraMan]

@spacelizardlaw I said grammar! I didn't say "gramma". I'm taling about the rules of the language, not a relative. You are an idiot.

[spacelizardlaw]

@MrHultraMan ... I'm an idiot am-I?

So was Katt before he found out he was funny.

So was my bio-Grammar & her rich Astor husband.

(May the good lord Jeeze-Arse have mercy on their weary shite-free black-hearted Jewish Illuminati arseholes)

My Grammar was always a little ignorant.

I-guess that trait runs in 'THE FAMILY" as does the literary skills but apart from that I-inherited nothing while my suckhole highborn Illuminati cousins got all of the money.

Life is cruel.

Then you die.

[jentaro]

King of the modern comedy!

[UncleRico000]

Subtitles: nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga. *applause Nigga nigga nigga 98%

[nicevagina1]

what the fuck he is a nigga 100 percent and even more

[DoiTBigproductions1]

98! lmafo

[friedchicken187]

It's crazy how since all the funny lines have been taken, people up here quoting shit from the video that wasn't even funny. Like when he said the word "high" at 1:15.

[Saskiequelle]

3,8m views!...come back Katt.

[FlashyLifeTV]

0:20 NINETY EIGHT.... whaat? XD XD

[BiG0PhoenIX]

two FUCKIN percent lmfaoooo

[legenderija]

Anyone else notice the video skips 2:19?

[carpetmartsucks]

@legenderija Yea I noticed that.

[thinker6236]

198/9815 dislike= 2%, meaning 98% like....

[fcmsaustin]

@thinker6236 It's still 2%. I'm afraid to like it and mess it up D:

[choclat24]

@thinker6236 it really is 2% of the people dislike this clip, thanks fkin crazy, lol

[thinker6236]

@choclat24 its been like that for a while now. is seems to be proportional.

[Akane1313]

Yeah, I think we were meant to lose him at the cheating bit. First it's all, "Yes, of course. Someone that good? What is he even doing wrong?" then "Oh, cheating. Well screw that. He's out. Give me a faithful 71% any day. I'll pet my own kids' heads."

[gerudgutierrez]

If a man cheats on you leave him.If a girl cheats on you leave her.Thats a big 2 % LOL!

[xxxpcs]

OMFG ! No joke , "98!" makes me die laughing every single time . Like I'm in freaking tears . Best part of the entire skit .

[vennyb]

anyone who thinks cheating = 2% obviously missed the point of the fucking joke.

lighten up

[mnmcutie]

If cheating costs u 2% i wonder wat a 71% nigga is doing wronge.

[EricTimes3]

98!!!

[Darkeh112]

Come on nigga make this work!

[moviesforrandy]

these women today is lucky to have A MAN much less A 100% MAN

[SaturnPhase]

I thinking cheating would be a LOT more than 2%! LOL! But hey, it was still funny! XD!

[LOVINME161]

Hey I'll take 98% because if he's too perfect then Houston we have a problem

[stephturd]

That is a Big 2 lol...a guy cheat on me its over , done, finito(however u spell dat ish)...

[KxSproduction]

@sexyinthegame u mad bro?

[MrRaNdOmPOTATO]

can't hear katt over that annoying bitch

[jadeddragon212]

If there's no faithfulness then there is no relationship. It's not about being fucking picky, it's about knowing your own fucking value and women aren't worth a two-timing, lying, punk ass, dude sneaking around behind their back and bringing home all kinds of herpes and shit. They are better off on their own, handling their OWN damn business than involved in that kind of fuckery.

[theright1allthetime]

HE SAYING THE TRUTH PICKY AZZ BITCHES

[bandis522]

@theright1allthetime yeah, you're bitter.

[Mindlezz4Eva]

98!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what??

[thepac12andbig10suck]

2.....fuckin......percent

[Murchik1985]

192 people can't even "like" it cuz their 71% n!88@ looking at them.

[miZsCrZe3]

That's a BIG 2%! LMAO.

[CriminallyArmed]

women walking around looking saying niggas aint shit

[SpinyStarCraft]

im a man and idk why he talkin shyt about the women most of the problems today r because of men not wanting to know the truth, its as if thats the last thing they wanna hear

[mrumsower]

@SpinyStarCraft what is idk?

[SpinyStarCraft]

@mrumsower lol I DONT KNOW!!!!

[mrumsower]

@SpinyStarCraft LOL ydk what idk is, I dont know what idk is either...oh...I get it... idk

[tweety2011ize]

NIGGERS AINT SHIT CAUSE THEY ALL GONE GAY DUH THEY WANT WHAT I WANT AN THATS DICK

[ChicaGOrilla4CHN]

@tweety2011ize ummmmm... come again? we can't understand your poorly constructed sentence.

[Blackwizardbb]

@tweety2011ize What part of the world you in

[tweety2011ize]

NIGGERS AINT SHIT CAUSE THEY ALL GONE GAY DUH

[G33KST4R]

2% of the people missed the joke

[sasukefroupie]

Dont beat on u....Katt let a nigga try

[Dobydoves]

Cheating using his robot mistress do you believe that fuck

[angelbaby0211]

I'm a female and I believe what he says is the truth some woman think cuz one man cheats the next one won't!! Not to say cheating is good but it's the truth

[3048003dasia]

i like how in the middle of a comedy show they like to say something all inspirational and shit lmao

[h2lkid]

187 dislikes...

[exiquio]

please make this work

[smallz1721]

This isn't funny at all. Black people are stupid.

[prettyb0yswaqq]

@smallz1721 sound like a gay white man!

[hustlebarbiex3]

@smallz1721. Smh. Typical redneck. No life. Just sits behind the screen commenting negatively on shit having to do with black people. The only reason y u wont hold a kkk parade is becuz u know you'll get yo ass smoked.

[Mrsako1000]

Money Mike.

[0987yomama]

hes used tourettes 98 and then man 98

[hdsteeds]

LOOK AT CHA..... U CANT EVEN CLAP CUZ DAT NIGGA SITTIN RIGHT NEXT TO U!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!

[LateSeptemberC]

real shit

[icecoldmason1684]

NINETY EIGHT! WHAT lol!!!

[AvengedSevenfold9000]

Katt is 2 funny LMAO

[austinjdukey]

98!!!

[TRITISHA]

"There is no sucha nigga." LMFAO

[SuperNinjamo]

i am wondering, how do you dislike a comic for telling you the truth. i am only 19 years and its amazing how older people dont like being told the truth even when they ask for it.

[Rensune]

@SuperNinjamo No one likes hearing the truth when it hits too close to home.

[SuperNinjamo]

@Rensune but you will agree with me when i say that it has to be told one way or the other, and as i see it comics are the the best way of relaying such truth.

[Rensune]

@SuperNinjamo yeah

[sclapione]

@SuperNinjamo Eh ? What's that got to do with age ? Many, of all ages, are like that wtf

[SuperNinjamo]

@sclapione if i have the ability understand and take the truth as raw as at my age, whats stopping anyone who is older then me from doing the same?

[bobusboy]

@SuperNinjamo

If you think this guy tells it how it is; try George Carlin..........

[SuperNinjamo]

@bobusboy i just did and now i love stand up even more.

[coates27]

@SuperNinjamo simply, one it hurts, and two, a lie never wants to listen to the truth.

[WanderingSamura1]

@SuperNinjamo Who cares about how old you are? o_O

[SuperNinjamo]

@WanderingSamura1 keep talking man, keep talking. i bet you one of those dislikes i see up there.

[WanderingSamura1]

@SuperNinjamo Oh, you mad cuz I'm stylin' on you...

[PimpNutz33]

@SuperNinjamo agreed and im 25 lol

[brianpadrickdrake]

@SuperNinjamo You are right.

[emokid7775]

@SuperNinjamo im 14 and im the exact same way -.-

[keke555788]

@SuperNinjamo im the same age.an what you said is SO true,amen to that.

[Werock12345100]

@SuperNinjamo Yo Im 11 and i feel the exact same way as you!

[ZexalYingYang]

@SuperNinjamo

Exactly

[mdjjones43]

lmao

[HIHNickel]

98% fuckin nigga.. I'm tryna get that 99% bitch though :D

jk

[delnancy91]

hes stupid

[futbolangel02]

I'm holding out for 100% Good. I'm starting to understand why some Women choose to live with Cats instead of Men. :o)

[Soflynoli23]

Happy birthday 9-2,-71

[SerenaWoodsQB]

Yes , U Even Ma'am

[RsRipper999]

ka t = genius

[xoxoLissaxoxo3]

182 PEOPLE ARE THAT 2%

[waat08]

182 people are 71% niggas

[payclm]

if you press 1 he says ass inflation 8 he gets fucked in the ass and 9 really fast is just funny

[ghking22]

whats 99-1? = 0:22

[eminent27pag]

either get a gf or shut up and join the game haha

[DezziDancer92]

Nigga thats a big 2! lmaoo

[Alanna7859]

i love the way he always say ...."whaaaat"

[dazeguy513]

get you a girlfriend or stfu and join the got dame game lol that's a big 2 nigga

[BaalsJurisdiction]

thats how u handle hecklers lol he didn'T even noticed he kept yelling

[PSNGreyLynx]

@BaalsJurisdiction Watch the "haters" vid he explains how if you ain't got none you ain't doing anything right

[iCommentuLike]

Oh its different now??? Wtf that's a big 2 nigga lol

[Jirezu]

man you are in GTA IV!!!

[ReaperGrim21]

big 2

[MrBlueTideTv]

<-------------Suscribe to me :D

[AssassinSH4DOW]

@MrDoogie1989 no hes sayin it for reprecenting black males

[xxDJTURNITUPxx]

lmfaoooo i meant LIKE not LIKING lmaoo sorry i wasn't paying attention !!

[xxDJTURNITUPxx]

lmfaoooo omg im liking dieing over here looooool 

[Jroody3]

88%....lol jk

[klined]

google keeps fucking up. go back to the old like/dislike chart god damnit

[Msjello258]

Lol thts wut it is I love katt at work crackin up everybodys lookin at me like I'm crazy

[unit923388]

he is a pimp named slick back :)

[veemoneybags]

That is a BIG mahfuckin 2

[jj666jay]

i love you katt!!!! ahhhhaha thas mi nigga

[WGXsArchives]

Quotes video gets thumbs up

[Jeremyhensley81]

this mofo is racist

[sandraszone]

it's funny because 179 is real close to 2% of 9093

[Andragon90]

@sandraszone that's some nerdy shit.. good eye.

[Rockablepanda]

"There is no sucha nigga!"

XD ROLF

[mskayla068]

98! Lol

[cassiemarie01]

I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KATT WILLIIAMS HE IS THE SHIT!!!!!'(:

[Xoxlilygirl]

That's a big 2

[tinkerbell7174]

There is no such a nigga! 98!!!!!!!!!!!

[MultiZombies101]

she had territs or somethin...98!!! lmfao

[boyserplr]

at 1:10 he was about to 100% BITCH but he stopped himself! LOL

[853chaos]

Eleeham here's a.sugestion if u don't wanna get Hurt stop posting random stupid stuff about yourlife you know there something called using things against one and the one who's fighting her is a hypercritical bitch cause he she the one who replied comment

[Thizzlol]

@853chaos Holly run-on's Batman!!! Bad sentence structures without comma's and period's can be a dangerous situation!!

[MissBunnyH0ps]

@Thizzlol

Holy bad spelling, Robin.

[seimmudrofglm]

@Thizzlol

Can't tell if trolling

or just stupid.

[Thizzlol]

@seimmudrofglm If you think I'm trolling or assume I'm stupid, than it's obvious you have know idea how the mind of a naive women works. Wouldn't be surprised it that whale Eleeham /wrists.

[seimmudrofglm]

@Thizzlol Well. considering you have no idea how to use apostrophes, I'm going to assume you're stupid ("run-ons", "commas", and "periods"). Also, you typed "than" rather than "then," which is the correct word.

[hbkgreatestever]

NINETY EIGHT lmfao

[kkmonae]

THATS A BIG TWO! :D

[BishopGuns]

iont undastand us women will leave the 98% good niggas but stay wit da 71% niggas even when dey cheating shit is hella backwards

[pwnswithbullets8]

180 ppl are 2% niggas

[cenaw2e1]

180 dislikes? smh -__-

[Pipperdude]

@cenaw2e1

thats 180 women with 71% niggas, and their pissed off that it's true

[dondamianskywalker]

make this work loooooooooooool

[cbone519]

lol yes even you mam

[TheBMXlove]

ninety eight!!! o_O ...whaaaat? :/

[TheCrossover2]

"Even you mam yesss"

[LiloPlease]

98% of people like this video

[skaterboi3955]

@LiloPlease 98 people like this comment

[Tko101488]

@LiloPlease Just did the math, that ish is amazing

[ThePiki2]

@Tko101488 Damn, that's fucking close

[TheRebeccaMills1]

Um? Why are yall two taking up all the comment space arguing? Get eachothers email and work your shit out there.

Meanwhile....

"Thats a BIG 2, Nigga!"

[truthseeker010101]

Please Please nigga make this work please...i dont know what you gonna do.

[epicsalvadorian]

Ive never laughed so hard to any other comedian!

[maynard696969]

thanks for posting.....i needed this shit....bout 2% of it....thanks again