'Addie, honey, I know you're busy taking over Germany but I noticed in the cinema that you had a stain on your uniform. Don't worry, that'll come out with some vinegar...'
oh ok didnt know that. well its just that there showed once a movie on tv here showing that joan's mother gave her a sword when theyr village was being invaded by the british and then joan was in a closet and agains the closet door was a british soldier raping and killing her mother
well actually it was the ENGLISH not the British at that time but yes before she was burned at stake Joan of Arc was tortured and raped by her prosecutors
America is the best country because we are a mix of all nations. So when you insult USA just remember you are insulting some one of your own race and nationality
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the US doesnt invent shit, we take other peoples shit and make it better. by the way, unless any of you fat fuckers has invented anything, i suggest you shut ou damn mouths. USMC!
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No US didn't it was a German that later joined the Nazi and where with the resource team that tried to make a Atomic bomb so they could prove that the Nazi government had wrong that it wasn't "waste of time" but they failed after the sabotage on norways heavy water facilitie and the bombing of the cargo boat
I literally cannot understand your answer. Although I am aware that the Germans were trying to make an atomic bomb, one of their big mistakes was that several of their brilliant scientists were persecuted (holocaust) and fled the country. They worked together with American scientists on the Manhattan Project to make the atomic bomb. Btw, what do you mean that our "history it's the biggest country thats copy"? Not only does that not make sense, but there are several american inventions, like:
Email, Credit Cards, Light bulbs, Airbags, Crayons, Lightening Rods, Franklin Stoves, Barcodes, Bubblegum, THE FREAKING INTERNET WHICH WE'RE POSTING ON RIGHT NOW, jeans, the laser, zippers, teddy bears, scrabble, qwerty keyboards, cotton candy, flashlights, floppy disks, particle accelerators, ferris wheels, napalm, nylon, and traffic cones, to name a few. I'm not saying other countries don't invent, but please do your research next time. Also, learn grammar. Seriously.
Gatling gun, colt pistol,john deer plow, Modle T cars, baseball, The wright brothers airplane, nimites class aircraft carrier, F-18 superhornet airplane, lightbulb, the first phone, computer, bubble gum, floppy disk, esculators, DNA computing, internet, Neutron bomb (not the same as an atom bomb), ethernet, quantom well laser, video tape, zippers. Dude you know nothing about US history, go to Japan and stay there
u go delta we also made or tohught up the first iron clad war ship (monitor civil war) winchester repeating rifle,the black bird stealth bomber,the first assembly line (model T) the f-14-16-18 fighters, nuclear powered submarines, Apollo series space rockets and the space shuttle, and laser guidance systems thats all I got but don't go knocking the U.S. on good ideas or inventions the fact of the matter is no one in the U.S. has had many or any revolutionary new ones yet.
Nuclear Powered Submarines where first made by Russian smart ass, US jet airplane is true copy from Russia and Germans, Space rockets late 50s to 70s where ONLY German copied schematics. US copies just beat it
The United States was the first to get a design off the drawing board, assemble the thing, and sail it into history.\The first nuclear-powered submarine was USS Nautilus (SSN-571).
Dude Gatling gun sucked and it wasn't the first machinegun colt SUCKS jam more then a AK thats been used in 60 years. John Deer SUCKS also it's to expensive to make Russian Tractor are better, Model T cars well i don't know but they ain't as good as Mercedes Benz cars at that time, Baseball? well football is more played, the airplane where copied from a other plan of making a airplane, F18 don't have a changes against Russian and German jet airplanes, the first phone wasn't made by US...
whoa wait a sec the Ak-47 has been used for the past 60 Years man thats old the U.S. has replaced or upgrade hundreds of assult rifles in that time span alone
Dude even the MP18 is better then US weapon and IT'S FROM 1917!!! WTF it even jam less then a M16 when US realize a better gun Russia make a ALOT better weapon
Computer wasn't made by US but by Germans, Bubble Gum is not healthy, Floppy Disk is not by US, DNA well thats OK if it where by US, Internet is not by US but as well by Germans, Neutron Bomb is mass destruction and killing machine, Ethernet not by US, Video Tap first prototype not by US, i know that the only thing US can do is making war and making items to fight the war with and they sucks
George Stibitz is internationally recognized as a father of the modern digital computer(American).The Internet was originally developed by DARPA(American).
The US didn't invent internet maybe developed it but Russian where first to make it they didn't let the information out before Soviet Union vanished from the map
Gandhi was Not a Great leader to be mentioned here, there are millions in India that don't even recognize him as their leader. Not even by great margin and Yes I am also Indian.
well, this didn't claim he was a leader. And if you notice, half of the people depicted aren't even leaders either--OR for that matter "great." Just some famous historical faces.
he held up his left ear but the bandage was on his right ear...
crawlingnyarlathotep 8 months ago
who is the japan dude?
pilot2w 8 months ago
Lol van gogh - description: painter, remover of ear xD funny vid
WikiNixa 9 months ago
YOU FORGOT YOUR SCAAAARRFFF!!!!!!
MOOOOMMMM!!!!
MichaelMyersLOVESme1 9 months ago
Mommmmmmmm
ultimatehorn2004 9 months ago
vincent van goh was an orphan
da0ninjew 1 year ago
@da0ninjew no he was not, his mother Anna Cornelia van Gogh lived way until his 30ies.
pueblobonito 1 year ago
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NAVEMAN3 11 months ago
Lol
Sox20009 1 year ago
try to click repeatedly at 0:05 and you will hear "Dumb Mother"
jasclintrap 1 year ago 4
@jasclintrap omg! yes hahahahah
Sittingonacornflakee 1 year ago
What the heck is mr.george Washington doing?
kimpapaya 1 year ago
@kimpapaya Crossing the Delaware River to attack the Hessians
KCN1418 1 year ago
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@KCN1418 Correct: Crossing the Delaware River to attack the Hessians without his scarf.
Vic7997 1 year ago
260 people have never felt the awesomeness of having a mother.
themagicludicolo 1 year ago 2
Obama's mother
"Barack, when you left for the campaign, you forgot your birth certificate!"
MOM!
ACDCJCUSMC 1 year ago 9
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how about beethoven instead of gogh like "You know Ludwig, sometimes I think you're not even listening to me"
singularku 1 year ago
You know Alexander graham bell mother was deaf
she never got to use the telephone
redsoockfan 1 year ago 3
@redsoockfan isnt that was his wife who deaf?
martianmister 1 year ago
@redsoockfan It was just a gag. Probably a last minute one.
NAVEMAN3 11 months ago
reminds me of my mom... XD
alipazagaful 1 year ago
LOL!!!! TOOOOO FUNNY!!!
ANGELCHICA06 1 year ago
"You forgot your sccarrffff" MOM
CM99501 1 year ago 5
"Joan, honey, you'll never get a boyfriend in armor.. try Capri pants!"
lmaooo that is something my mom would do :]
smileAshX3 1 year ago 3
... ohh you so skinny, are you sure you eating enough ... mom!!! i love my mom ...
jekellhyde 1 year ago
Thats random :D
AshyCatcat 1 year ago
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I love the beat to this
CamGregoryLee 1 year ago
LOL
Ghosttaskforce141 1 year ago
okay..
NaloMastress 1 year ago
You guys are very creative
10ferg 1 year ago
"you forgot you scaaaarf!" "mom!'
Telamon8 1 year ago
Lol
Mom:Sometimes I think your not listening to me.
Vincent Van Gogh: What?
XD Lol Most Funniest part
nickster401 1 year ago 3
Funny
caydenrocks1 1 year ago
#LOL its soo funny
BeastM0b 1 year ago
much better than this year's mother's day JIb Jab
legoman762005 1 year ago
would have been a really great video WITHOUT THE TAGS. fucking annoying
otchacha 1 year ago
alexander ghram bell nevel called his mum coz she was deaf, true fact
ReeceIsDaWord 1 year ago
@ReeceIsDaWord It was probably a last minute gag.
NAVEMAN3 11 months ago
i guess we know why van goh cut his ear off.
Temayuka 1 year ago 4
@Temayuka What? LOL
calvinnewspaper 1 year ago
Mr Einstien: "Cut that hair!"
Albert Einstien:"Mom!"
Vic7997 1 year ago
@Vic7997 It heard it differently. more like "Come back here!" They need to fix the speech a little more.
NAVEMAN3 11 months ago
MOM!
kliou34 1 year ago
bravo XD
TasDriveCrazy 1 year ago
Just imagine Hitler's mother...
'Addie, honey, I know you're busy taking over Germany but I noticed in the cinema that you had a stain on your uniform. Don't worry, that'll come out with some vinegar...'
'MUUUUM!'
hotelmario510 1 year ago 7
@hotelmario510 BWA HAHAHAHA!!!
The MOST hilarious comment i ever read!
Vic7997 1 year ago
@Vic7997 Why do the jokes I think are crap entertain people, yet the ones I think will entertain people are crap?!
hotelmario510 1 year ago
@hotelmario510 Well, life is like that.
Vic7997 1 year ago
@Vic7997 Isn't it just?
hotelmario510 1 year ago
@hotelmario510 Yes, correct what I said: Life is JUST like that.
Vic7997 1 year ago
@Vic7997 No, I wasn't correcting you...I was agreeing.
hotelmario510 1 year ago
@hotelmario510 Heh, double meaning.
Vic7997 1 year ago
you forgot your scarf
moooooomm...
Rambowookie 1 year ago 5
LOL
01parkour 2 years ago 3
I like Vincent's caption (Painter, Remover of Ear) the best.
SbuxDaMusical 2 years ago
LOL
princessofbronxville 2 years ago
Lmao CALL URE MONEY U DEAD PIECE OF wait this is youtue i cant cuss D:
H00verK1d 2 years ago
@H00verK1d Yeah you can. Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck. See? It's not hurting anyone.
ARFCguy 1 year ago
You know Vincent, sometimes I think you're not even listening to me.............. What?
MsGoldendoodle 2 years ago 118
MOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!! LOL
Jareen2 2 years ago 11
Hey, fun fact, Alexander Graham Bell's actually invented the telephone for his deaf wife, to help her communicate with people. XD
HelloFFlea 2 years ago
lmao thts hilarious
omersohailrespect 2 years ago
"So, you can invent a phone, but you can't call your own mother!?" haha
BrinkyJ 2 years ago 95
ROFL 0:36!
MrPotatoChipGuy 2 years ago
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thomaslover135 2 years ago
OMG!!! 0:20 0:27 and 0:30!
HILARIOUS!
TurquoiseDancer 2 years ago
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TurquoiseDancer 2 years ago
I'm going to send this vid to my mother next mother's day xD
1001Torro1001 2 years ago 4
0:19 HAHAHA
1001Torro1001 2 years ago
your just not listening to me "WHAT?!" lol lol lol
coffeycake96 2 years ago 2
hahahah
bonino87 2 years ago
This just tells everything.
pawner150 2 years ago
So You Can Invent The Phone But You Can't Call Your On Mother!? MOM! hahahahaha funny
ztmsamz 2 years ago 9
"You forgot your scarffffff!!!!!!!!!!" XD
OliandMei 2 years ago 12
MOM!!!
freekyweeky6 2 years ago 5
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i luv the picasso one
maizimay 2 years ago
That's Van Gogh. Can't you read the thing on the bottom?
jooshiscrazy 2 years ago 8
thats great
StormsNoobChronicles 2 years ago
That was AWESOME XD Yay historical comedy! n.n
freakyanimegal8 2 years ago
sent it to my mom and she just cracked up and.. O.o wouldnt stop asking me for the link OVER AND OVER again.
FloralBabydoll 2 years ago
lololololololololol
RicoDXM 2 years ago
jdogtulsa - THEN LEAVE!! I promiss you won't be missed!
jackisgreen 2 years ago 2
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I swear to god the USA is the most ignorant country in the world. And I have to live here
jdogtulsa 2 years ago
Lol you're not helping at all.
angelfevers1 2 years ago
Then get the hell out, obviously. Unless you're not smart enough to realize that option?
freakyanimegal8 2 years ago
This is !!!GREAT!!!
Luklaser92 2 years ago
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who is the first guy in the video??
sk8tergirl543 2 years ago
its ghandi
SteelCrash 2 years ago 2
gandhi. seriously.
kkeenn123 2 years ago
:O you are joking
ChristianLongName 2 years ago 4
Mahatma Ghandi (not sure its spelled that way), he was the guy who got india to be independent from Great britain.
tdctop 2 years ago 3
wasnt joan's mum raped and killed by the british or something?
CBSatellite 2 years ago
Joan herself was raped and killed by the british. I dunno about her mom though.
thetotalvidwatcher 2 years ago
oh ok didnt know that. well its just that there showed once a movie on tv here showing that joan's mother gave her a sword when theyr village was being invaded by the british and then joan was in a closet and agains the closet door was a british soldier raping and killing her mother
CBSatellite 2 years ago
@thetotalvidwatcher I don't know about the rape but she was the first to burn on the stake. Wasn't until latter that they gave her the Saint name.
NAVEMAN3 11 months ago
well actually it was the ENGLISH not the British at that time but yes before she was burned at stake Joan of Arc was tortured and raped by her prosecutors
ColHoganGer90 2 years ago
LOL The last one was the funniest.
sirrington 2 years ago
soe wuz eye
blobking2000 2 years ago
i wuz hear
blobking2000 2 years ago
wasnt alexander graham bell's mother deaf?
Gunz16661 2 years ago 6
GO VAN GOGH!!! XD
kakashislover789 2 years ago 2
Who's that first guy?
theawesomestawesomer 2 years ago
Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
Dragenheart4ever 2 years ago
Ghandi
MarijnSmith 2 years ago
Son sometimes i think you're deff from listening to me... "WHAT?!"
VictusDwayne 2 years ago
the last one...hahahahahahahahahahahahaha..
pandian3989 2 years ago
2 at 0:24?
PeteMcRules 2 years ago
they forgot the 2 on E=MC
lardpacket 2 years ago
E= MC^2 they were missing the 2 so they put it in
noVicda 2 years ago
COMB THAT HAIR!!!!!
jennah101 2 years ago 5
Mom!!!! =P
Mesmerelda 1 year ago
some times i dont think your listening to me..... what LOL
jokemaster20091 2 years ago
America is the best country because we are a mix of all nations. So when you insult USA just remember you are insulting some one of your own race and nationality
Canislupes7 2 years ago
seriously funny
doubleslapper123 2 years ago
0:24 LOL
nick0lasW00 2 years ago
90 lol
are you serious?
chainaguer 2 years ago
can i still schedule it for mothers day? because that would be awesome.
supahliberal 2 years ago
this is funny, especially the george washington one :)
CadinaCarlz 2 years ago
"....What?"
"O.o"
shakama2 2 years ago
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the US doesnt invent shit, we take other peoples shit and make it better. by the way, unless any of you fat fuckers has invented anything, i suggest you shut ou damn mouths. USMC!
shintakenji 2 years ago
lol when did americans gain the right to call someone fat in any way
neilmcdonald72 2 years ago
Ever since China and India superseded us in % of people who are obese. OH! WHAT NOW, SON?!
chikiout 2 years ago
Hiter :P do hiter :P
DubstepdnbJungle 2 years ago
who's "hiter"? Do you mean Hitler?
B44rules 2 years ago
ah they could have done sooooo much more with this. there are so many famous persons they could do this to.
EasterBunnySucks 2 years ago
-You forgot your scarf
-MOM!!!!!
punkimiko 2 years ago
سلم وبارك لي في جميع الاخوة والاخوات المسلمون في العالم ، والله يبارك لكم جميعا والى الابد تبقي لك آمنة وقوية.
hwydaddy 2 years ago
What this says is "
Bless me in all the Muslim brothers and sisters in the world, and God bless you all and forever keep you safe and strong."
Malthron 2 years ago
yea i know i just went on Google translate and thats what it said......scary!
jamnie88 2 years ago
What a kind and generous Blessing my dear friend.
TriumVirateABAP 2 years ago
-You know Vincent, sometimes i feel like your not listening to me.
-What?
SelDemiJonas 2 years ago
LOL at 0:12
CookiepussProduction 2 years ago
COMB THAT HAIR
MOM!!!! LOL
pem440 2 years ago
-Honey you'll never get a man in armour....
Try these capree pants....
-MOM!
Missmopasweet 2 years ago
-So you can invent the phone but you can't call your own mother?
-MOM!!!!
SteelWool91 2 years ago 9
i love the scarf part
tankturtle7 2 years ago
lol "remover of ear."
jackstorm777 2 years ago
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lockhedp38 2 years ago
van goghs ear xD
sandravanbeek 2 years ago
"so you can invent a phone, but you can't call your own mother?!" lmaol
xomfgxitsxaquax 2 years ago
MOOOOOOMMMM!
quadroonlicious 2 years ago
jeez just watch the video,if you are all so brilliant whit who did what make you're own video.
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FAKE! FAKE! FAKE!
The real invention of telephone is from italian ANTONIO MEUCCI, not graham bell, cause he was a baby when first phone was working!!!!!!
MaxTurrican 2 years ago
WHO THE FLYING FUCK CARES????
MrOwn1 2 years ago 4
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Ya i know US didn't really invent anything all they have is copied true their history it's the biggest country thats copy
SMGJohn 2 years ago
That's not true! We invented the atom bomb...go us?
holycarp1 2 years ago 2
No US didn't it was a German that later joined the Nazi and where with the resource team that tried to make a Atomic bomb so they could prove that the Nazi government had wrong that it wasn't "waste of time" but they failed after the sabotage on norways heavy water facilitie and the bombing of the cargo boat
SMGJohn 2 years ago
I literally cannot understand your answer. Although I am aware that the Germans were trying to make an atomic bomb, one of their big mistakes was that several of their brilliant scientists were persecuted (holocaust) and fled the country. They worked together with American scientists on the Manhattan Project to make the atomic bomb. Btw, what do you mean that our "history it's the biggest country thats copy"? Not only does that not make sense, but there are several american inventions, like:
holycarp1 2 years ago 4
Email, Credit Cards, Light bulbs, Airbags, Crayons, Lightening Rods, Franklin Stoves, Barcodes, Bubblegum, THE FREAKING INTERNET WHICH WE'RE POSTING ON RIGHT NOW, jeans, the laser, zippers, teddy bears, scrabble, qwerty keyboards, cotton candy, flashlights, floppy disks, particle accelerators, ferris wheels, napalm, nylon, and traffic cones, to name a few. I'm not saying other countries don't invent, but please do your research next time. Also, learn grammar. Seriously.
holycarp1 2 years ago 3
Gatling gun, colt pistol,john deer plow, Modle T cars, baseball, The wright brothers airplane, nimites class aircraft carrier, F-18 superhornet airplane, lightbulb, the first phone, computer, bubble gum, floppy disk, esculators, DNA computing, internet, Neutron bomb (not the same as an atom bomb), ethernet, quantom well laser, video tape, zippers. Dude you know nothing about US history, go to Japan and stay there
Delta6238 2 years ago
u go delta we also made or tohught up the first iron clad war ship (monitor civil war) winchester repeating rifle,the black bird stealth bomber,the first assembly line (model T) the f-14-16-18 fighters, nuclear powered submarines, Apollo series space rockets and the space shuttle, and laser guidance systems thats all I got but don't go knocking the U.S. on good ideas or inventions the fact of the matter is no one in the U.S. has had many or any revolutionary new ones yet.
lockhedp38 2 years ago
Nuclear Powered Submarines where first made by Russian smart ass, US jet airplane is true copy from Russia and Germans, Space rockets late 50s to 70s where ONLY German copied schematics. US copies just beat it
SMGJohn 2 years ago
The United States was the first to get a design off the drawing board, assemble the thing, and sail it into history.\The first nuclear-powered submarine was USS Nautilus (SSN-571).
ra1n8ow 2 years ago
No it was the TOP secret Russian submarines which never made it to the surface after first take of
SMGJohn 2 years ago
Really I wasn't sure on the nuclear subs sorry my mistake .
lockhedp38 2 years ago
Dude Gatling gun sucked and it wasn't the first machinegun colt SUCKS jam more then a AK thats been used in 60 years. John Deer SUCKS also it's to expensive to make Russian Tractor are better, Model T cars well i don't know but they ain't as good as Mercedes Benz cars at that time, Baseball? well football is more played, the airplane where copied from a other plan of making a airplane, F18 don't have a changes against Russian and German jet airplanes, the first phone wasn't made by US...
SMGJohn 2 years ago
then who invented the first phone name and location plz
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lockhedp38 2 years ago
whoa wait a sec the Ak-47 has been used for the past 60 Years man thats old the U.S. has replaced or upgrade hundreds of assult rifles in that time span alone
lockhedp38 2 years ago
Ya just see how bad products US make they jam and get rusty what does AK47 do!? nothing maybe a little rusty but it will still fire
And there is several upgraded AK's which is much better
SMGJohn 2 years ago
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lockhedp38 2 years ago
Dude even the MP18 is better then US weapon and IT'S FROM 1917!!! WTF it even jam less then a M16 when US realize a better gun Russia make a ALOT better weapon
SMGJohn 2 years ago
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lockhedp38 2 years ago
Computer wasn't made by US but by Germans, Bubble Gum is not healthy, Floppy Disk is not by US, DNA well thats OK if it where by US, Internet is not by US but as well by Germans, Neutron Bomb is mass destruction and killing machine, Ethernet not by US, Video Tap first prototype not by US, i know that the only thing US can do is making war and making items to fight the war with and they sucks
SMGJohn 2 years ago
well in that case, SCREW YOU!
Delta6238 2 years ago
George Stibitz is internationally recognized as a father of the modern digital computer(American).The Internet was originally developed by DARPA(American).
ra1n8ow 2 years ago
The US didn't invent internet maybe developed it but Russian where first to make it they didn't let the information out before Soviet Union vanished from the map
SMGJohn 2 years ago
holy shit man you seriously dont need to go all German or whatever the fuck your typing and the American part idont really get?!?!!?!?!?!?!
flood202 2 years ago
lol yo :]
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GrassPancake 2 years ago
lol
NLAS4utube 2 years ago
I will keep this video for next mothers day lol very good.
astorm13298 2 years ago
Lol @ the part with Van Gogh
Emin3mRulez 2 years ago
What??
meepenator3 2 years ago
Gandhi was Not a Great leader to be mentioned here, there are millions in India that don't even recognize him as their leader. Not even by great margin and Yes I am also Indian.
datzburier 2 years ago
well, this didn't claim he was a leader. And if you notice, half of the people depicted aren't even leaders either--OR for that matter "great." Just some famous historical faces.
yt1DER 2 years ago
he seems good enough for us americans to have up there, who else came from india? haha
laledo650 2 years ago
He is not a great leader to India but to people in general, and of course everything is opinion
AlwaysAbiggerFish 2 years ago
funny
lizkertesz666 2 years ago
I sacrifice then fuck pigs!!!
Oink Oink!!!
PigGRlNDER 2 years ago
funny video but whats with all the arguing about Ghandi in the comments?
tanrat7 2 years ago