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  • he held up his left ear but the bandage was on his right ear...

  • who is the japan dude?

  • Lol van gogh - description: painter, remover of ear xD funny vid

  • YOU FORGOT YOUR SCAAAARRFFF!!!!!!

    MOOOOMMMM!!!!

  • Mommmmmmmm

  • vincent van goh was an orphan

  • @da0ninjew no he was not, his mother Anna Cornelia van Gogh lived way until his 30ies.

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  • Lol

  • try to click repeatedly at 0:05 and you will hear "Dumb Mother"

  • @jasclintrap omg! yes hahahahah

  • What the heck is mr.george Washington doing?

  • @kimpapaya Crossing the Delaware River to attack the Hessians

  • 260 people have never felt the awesomeness of having a mother.

  • Obama's mother

    "Barack, when you left for the campaign, you forgot your birth certificate!"

    MOM!

  • You know Alexander graham bell mother was deaf

    she never got to use the telephone

  • @redsoockfan isnt that was his wife who deaf?

  • @redsoockfan It was just a gag. Probably a last minute one.

  • reminds me of my mom... XD

  • LOL!!!! TOOOOO FUNNY!!!

  • "You forgot your sccarrffff" MOM

  • "Joan, honey, you'll never get a boyfriend in armor.. try Capri pants!"

    lmaooo that is something my mom would do :]

  • ... ohh you so skinny, are you sure you eating enough ... mom!!! i love my mom ...

  • Thats random :D

  • LOL

  • okay..

  • You guys are very creative

  • "you forgot you scaaaarf!" "mom!'

  • Lol

    Mom:Sometimes I think your not listening to me.

    Vincent Van Gogh: What?

    XD Lol Most Funniest part

  • Funny

  • #LOL its soo funny

  • much better than this year's mother's day JIb Jab

  • would have been a really great video WITHOUT THE TAGS. fucking annoying

  • alexander ghram bell nevel called his mum coz she was deaf, true fact

  • @ReeceIsDaWord It was probably a last minute gag.

  • i guess we know why van goh cut his ear off.

  • @Temayuka What? LOL

  • Mr Einstien: "Cut that hair!"

    Albert Einstien:"Mom!"

  • @Vic7997 It heard it differently. more like "Come back here!" They need to fix the speech a little more.

  • MOM!

  • bravo XD

  • Just imagine Hitler's mother...

    'Addie, honey, I know you're busy taking over Germany but I noticed in the cinema that you had a stain on your uniform. Don't worry, that'll come out with some vinegar...'

    'MUUUUM!'

  • @hotelmario510 BWA HAHAHAHA!!!

    The MOST hilarious comment i ever read!

  • @Vic7997 Why do the jokes I think are crap entertain people, yet the ones I think will entertain people are crap?!

  • @hotelmario510 Well, life is like that.

  • @Vic7997 Isn't it just?

  • @hotelmario510 Yes, correct what I said: Life is JUST like that.

  • @Vic7997 No, I wasn't correcting you...I was agreeing.

  • @hotelmario510 Heh, double meaning.

  • you forgot your scarf

    moooooomm...

  • LOL

  • I like Vincent's caption (Painter, Remover of Ear) the best.

  • LOL

  • Lmao CALL URE MONEY U DEAD PIECE OF wait this is youtue i cant cuss D:

  • @H00verK1d Yeah you can. Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck. See? It's not hurting anyone.

  • You know Vincent, sometimes I think you're not even listening to me.............. What?

  • MOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!! LOL

  • Hey, fun fact, Alexander Graham Bell's actually invented the telephone for his deaf wife, to help her communicate with people. XD

  • lmao thts hilarious

  • "So, you can invent a phone, but you can't call your own mother!?" haha

  • ROFL 0:36!

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  • OMG!!! 0:20 0:27 and 0:30!

    HILARIOUS!

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  • I'm going to send this vid to my mother next mother's day xD

  • 0:19 HAHAHA

  • your just not listening to me "WHAT?!" lol lol lol

  • hahahah

  • This just tells everything.

  • So You Can Invent The Phone But You Can't Call Your On Mother!? MOM! hahahahaha funny

  • "You forgot your scarffffff!!!!!!!!!!" XD

  • MOM!!!

  • That's Van Gogh. Can't you read the thing on the bottom?

  • thats great

  • That was AWESOME XD Yay historical comedy! n.n

  • sent it to my mom and she just cracked up and.. O.o wouldnt stop asking me for the link OVER AND OVER again.

  • lololololololololol

  • jdogtulsa - THEN LEAVE!! I promiss you won't be missed!

  • Lol you're not helping at all.

  • Then get the hell out, obviously. Unless you're not smart enough to realize that option?

  • This is !!!GREAT!!!

  • its ghandi

  • gandhi. seriously.

  • :O you are joking

  • Mahatma Ghandi (not sure its spelled that way), he was the guy who got india to be independent from Great britain.

  • wasnt joan's mum raped and killed by the british or something?

  • Joan herself was raped and killed by the british. I dunno about her mom though.

  • oh ok didnt know that. well its just that there showed once a movie on tv here showing that joan's mother gave her a sword when theyr village was being invaded by the british and then joan was in a closet and agains the closet door was a british soldier raping and killing her mother

  • @thetotalvidwatcher I don't know about the rape but she was the first to burn on the stake. Wasn't until latter that they gave her the Saint name.

  • well actually it was the ENGLISH not the British at that time but yes before she was burned at stake Joan of Arc was tortured and raped by her prosecutors

  • LOL The last one was the funniest.

  • soe wuz eye

  • i wuz hear

  • wasnt alexander graham bell's mother deaf?

  • GO VAN GOGH!!! XD

  • Who's that first guy?

  • Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

  • Ghandi

  • Son sometimes i think you're deff from listening to me... "WHAT?!"

  • the last one...hahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha..

  • 2 at 0:24?

  • they forgot the 2 on E=MC

  • E= MC^2 they were missing the 2 so they put it in

  • COMB THAT HAIR!!!!!

  • Mom!!!! =P

  • some times i dont think your listening to me..... what  LOL

  • America is the best country because we are a mix of all nations. So when you insult USA just remember you are insulting some one of your own race and nationality

  • seriously funny

  • 0:24 LOL

  • 90 lol

    are you serious?

  • can i still schedule it for mothers day? because that would be awesome.

  • this is funny, especially the george washington one :)

  • "....What?"

    "O.o"

  • lol when did americans gain the right to call someone fat in any way

  • Ever since China and India superseded us in % of people who are obese. OH! WHAT NOW, SON?!

  • Hiter :P do hiter :P

  • who's "hiter"? Do you mean Hitler?

  • ah they could have done sooooo much more with this. there are so many famous persons they could do this to.

  • -You forgot your scarf

    -MOM!!!!!

  • سلم وبارك لي في جميع الاخوة والاخوات المسلمون في العالم ، والله يبارك لكم جميعا والى الابد تبقي لك آمنة وقوية.

  • What this says is "

    Bless me in all the Muslim brothers and sisters in the world, and God bless you all and forever keep you safe and strong."

  • yea i know i just went on Google translate and thats what it said......scary!

  • What a kind and generous Blessing my dear friend.

  • -You know Vincent, sometimes i feel like your not listening to me.

    -What?

  • LOL at 0:12

  • COMB THAT HAIR

    MOM!!!! LOL

  • -Honey you'll never get a man in armour....

    Try these capree pants....

    -MOM!

  • -So you can invent the phone but you can't call your own mother?

    -MOM!!!!

  • i love the scarf part

  • lol "remover of ear."

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  • van goghs ear xD

  • "so you can invent a phone, but you can't call your own mother?!" lmaol

  • MOOOOOOMMMM!

  • jeez just watch the video,if you are all so brilliant whit who did what make you're own video.

  • WHO THE FLYING FUCK CARES????

  • That's not true! We invented the atom bomb...go us?

  • No US didn't it was a German that later joined the Nazi and where with the resource team that tried to make a Atomic bomb so they could prove that the Nazi government had wrong that it wasn't "waste of time" but they failed after the sabotage on norways heavy water facilitie and the bombing of the cargo boat

  • I literally cannot understand your answer. Although I am aware that the Germans were trying to make an atomic bomb, one of their big mistakes was that several of their brilliant scientists were persecuted (holocaust) and fled the country. They worked together with American scientists on the Manhattan Project to make the atomic bomb. Btw, what do you mean that our "history it's the biggest country thats copy"? Not only does that not make sense, but there are several american inventions, like:

  • Email, Credit Cards, Light bulbs, Airbags, Crayons, Lightening Rods, Franklin Stoves, Barcodes, Bubblegum, THE FREAKING INTERNET WHICH WE'RE POSTING ON RIGHT NOW, jeans, the laser, zippers, teddy bears, scrabble, qwerty keyboards, cotton candy, flashlights, floppy disks, particle accelerators, ferris wheels, napalm, nylon, and traffic cones, to name a few. I'm not saying other countries don't invent, but please do your research next time. Also, learn grammar. Seriously.

  • Gatling gun, colt pistol,john deer plow, Modle T cars, baseball, The wright brothers airplane, nimites class aircraft carrier, F-18 superhornet airplane, lightbulb, the first phone, computer, bubble gum, floppy disk, esculators, DNA computing, internet, Neutron bomb (not the same as an atom bomb), ethernet, quantom well laser, video tape, zippers. Dude you know nothing about US history, go to Japan and stay there

  • u go delta we also made or tohught up the first iron clad war ship (monitor civil war) winchester repeating rifle,the black bird stealth bomber,the first assembly line (model T) the f-14-16-18 fighters, nuclear powered submarines, Apollo series space rockets and the space shuttle, and laser guidance systems thats all I got but don't go knocking the U.S. on good ideas or inventions the fact of the matter is no one in the U.S. has had many or any revolutionary new ones yet.

  • Nuclear Powered Submarines where first made by Russian smart ass, US jet airplane is true copy from Russia and Germans, Space rockets late 50s to 70s where ONLY German copied schematics. US copies just beat it

  • The United States was the first to get a design off the drawing board, assemble the thing, and sail it into history.\The first nuclear-powered submarine was USS Nautilus (SSN-571).

  • No it was the TOP secret Russian submarines which never made it to the surface after first take of

  • Really I wasn't sure on the nuclear subs sorry my mistake .

  • Dude Gatling gun sucked and it wasn't the first machinegun colt SUCKS jam more then a AK thats been used in 60 years. John Deer SUCKS also it's to expensive to make Russian Tractor are better, Model T cars well i don't know but they ain't as good as Mercedes Benz cars at that time, Baseball? well football is more played, the airplane where copied from a other plan of making a airplane, F18 don't have a changes against Russian and German jet airplanes, the first phone wasn't made by US...

  • then who invented the first phone name and location plz

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  • whoa wait a sec the Ak-47 has been used for the past 60 Years man thats old the U.S. has replaced or upgrade hundreds of assult rifles in that time span alone

  • Ya just see how bad products US make they jam and get rusty what does AK47 do!? nothing maybe a little rusty but it will still fire

    And there is several upgraded AK's which is much better

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  • Dude even the MP18 is better then US weapon and IT'S FROM 1917!!! WTF it even jam less then a M16 when US realize a better gun Russia make a ALOT better weapon

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  • Computer wasn't made by US but by Germans, Bubble Gum is not healthy, Floppy Disk is not by US, DNA well thats OK if it where by US, Internet is not by US but as well by Germans, Neutron Bomb is mass destruction and killing machine, Ethernet not by US, Video Tap first prototype not by US, i know that the only thing US can do is making war and making items to fight the war with and they sucks

  • well in that case, SCREW YOU!

  • George Stibitz is internationally recognized as a father of the modern digital computer(American).The Internet was originally developed by DARPA(American).

  • The US didn't invent internet maybe developed it but Russian where first to make it they didn't let the information out before Soviet Union vanished from the map

  • holy shit man you seriously dont need to go all German or whatever the fuck your typing and the American part idont really get?!?!!?!?!?!?!

  • lol yo :]

  • lol

  • I will keep this video for next mothers day lol very good.

  • Lol @ the part with Van Gogh

  • What??

  • Gandhi was Not a Great leader to be mentioned here, there are millions in India that don't even recognize him as their leader. Not even by great margin and Yes I am also Indian.

  • well, this didn't claim he was a leader. And if you notice, half of the people depicted aren't even leaders either--OR for that matter "great." Just some famous historical faces.

  • he seems good enough for us americans to have up there, who else came from india? haha

  • He is not a great leader to India but to people in general, and of course everything is opinion

  • funny

  • I sacrifice then fuck pigs!!!

    Oink Oink!!!

  • funny video but whats with all the arguing about Ghandi in the comments?