HOLY SMOKES! IT'S A GIVEAWAY!!!

[MrRichchris101]

hot girl

[strangelove777]

If I were to wear this shirt, even Ellen DeGeneres would cross over to the other side to be with me.

[johnnyy0888]

if i had that shirt! wow! id be better than superman! i wouldnt have to stay away from kryptonite!

[Vb2008Newbie]

If i wore that shirt, my chest wouldn't be cold!!!

[777phenomenon777]

If i had that shirt i well go the playboy mansion. but right when i get 250 hoy nude babes rush to me, throw me to the floor, and get laid, hard. this shirt well make me a 10000000000 out 10 in the hotness list

[ihatemadrid]

Zane, how did you install a custom icon for Macintosh HD?

[zamaller]

If i wore that shirt. i would define popularity in my high school. and pwn my teachers too.

[FalconWeenie]

I want that shirt.

[TheDarkShadow2010]

i would win in a fight to the death against a rabid kangaroo, and by looking so manly, attract 1000s of women

[JCooperJ]

I I wear this shirt I would become the rock hard dude ever...LOL

[HIimMAC]

i would wear it and i would go to the book store and girls would be like o did i just wanna make love to you and then i would take um back to zanes house and we would all make grilled cheeses :)

[lililiaxs]

hahaha

if i wear this shirt

my bf would this that im....selfish or something like that

like the moon is me,and the wolfs are the boys

hahaha

[DEMONANGLESHAWN]

if i had this shirt i would befriend jesus and chuck norris and zane savage? and we would open are out strip club and pull in billions of dollors then hire monkeys to wear suits to do our bidding as we spent out days on are out plants we shall call "super awesome savage topia"

[ironfloyd1]

GAH,COMMENT CONFUSION.posted a comment,there were several large typos/grammatical errors which i was fixed in another comment,but only the second comment posted,and looked retarded w/out the actual comment,so INB4 MULTIPLE ENTRIES.

ANYWAYS, if I wore that shirt, I gain access to Chuck Norris' secret to successful living via feet and fists.

[techgeek93]

DuDe!!! If i won this shirt, I would get a girl friend for the first time since 5 years o_0.!

[TheOnlyOakleySavage]

damn...

[sarizul]

all men will beats me to death bcoz all the women in this planet already belongs to me

[sarizul]

probably i can win the heart of this woman whom my friend is now trying to own.

[dreamless1234]

if i whor that shirt id get 500 fat women when i wake up afther that night

[josiah243]

if i wore this shirt. 20 leprechauns riding on 2 unicorns will come and give me a pot of gold which i will give a bit to zane so he can buy some more tech so i can actually smile while watching tech vids XD

[chasityeve]

If I wore that shirt I'd be shagged by Hugh Jackman.

[markman641]

If i wore this shirt, all the "popular" girls will be asking me to go in their room, if you get what I'm saying ;)

[hottsaucekid]

if i wore that shirt my family would love me again

pleeze

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[MrShell311]

I heard that if I walked into...anywhere, I'd get laid so fast Chuck Norris wouldn't know what happened

[ZyMicZ]

By now you should know Chuck Norris knows everything...

[iloviphone3gs]

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[pipervids]

if i wore this shirt i would "wait il let you finish in a minute itsRelyT had the best comment of all time" o :( :( sad face

[MeetMyFish]

If I wore that shirt, I would burn it.

[pfreck00]

If I wore that shirt, I'd finally get laid..

[ISkateOnForMyCity]

if i wore that shirt, I could finally take your mom on a date.

[thelast1uthinkof]

If I wore this shirt, I'd finally have a shirt.

[newkie2008]

If i won that shirt, i will be the cooliest casanova in the world and Tina Fey will be my sexual slave FOR SURE!

[MegansFreeStuff]

if i wore that shirt, i would go out, someone would come up to me and say they want to give me a job and take me to hollywood, give me a lot of money so i can buy anything i want

[d14lonestar]

If I had that shirt I could attract every HOT human and alien chick in the universe!!!

"Hellooo, Mila Kunis and green but somehow still hot alien chick. So what are we doing tonight?" :)

[crazyCA12]

you can see her nipple through that shirt..... js

[scarymarydied]

If i won this shirt i will not only be a BIGGER zaniac than i already am, but i would be the guy in school every chick would want and not only that but i would develop incredible technical abilities =D

[ItsRelyT]

if i wore this shirt in public i would get a boner

[blade831]

If i won that shirt...ID GET THE HOTTEST CHICK IN SCHOOL!! Whom is your mother...

WELCOME BACK ZANE!

[rivalbulldog]

If i wore this shirt I would have all the girls on the school getting naked for me asking me to do them.

[kaley1187]

If I was wearing that shirt, there will be a sort of backwards powerslip and I will have control over ever man in every room I enter...

[mikeflupperdude]

if i had this shirt i would........get piled by every girl in the WORLD classified to be H O T! =]

[Realman10000]

If I wore that shirt I could single handedly beat the New World Order.

[BryanWebb1]

If I wore that shirt, I would be banging the chick on your background!

[hironistelrooy]

If I wore this shirt,

I would wear it everyday and make 500 girls pregnant...... ERRDAYYY

[commodore256]

If I won that shirt... Firefox 3.5 will be bundled with Windows 7.

[jacksteve911]

if i wear that shirt, all the HOTTEST clebs like megan fox, kim kardashian etc.. will blow me :)

[MetallicDxtrem]

If i wore that shirt, i would go to a nude beach and make all the girls jump on my ! (:

[davidstechshow]

If I won this shirt...YOU, ZANE SAVAGE, THE JESUS OF EVERYTHING, WOULD EXPLODE IN YOUR PANTS. And we all know that doesn't happen very often. That's how powerful this shirt is.

[CamoMark]

With the shirt, Rosie O' Donnel would belly flop me on the bed, and have 69 babbehs. :D

[DailyBecause]

If I win this shirt, I would change my body temperature to something that is more reasonable and pleasing. I would also hide my disfigured body, allowing the world to function in a manner that is most positive. I would also be able to put my evil babies inside of you.

[NerdHelpDesk]

if a wore this shit to walmart, the space time continuum would explode.

[prophetoftru7h]

With this shirt, I would resurrect Tupac and Elvis, throw them in a ring, and watch the ensuing rap battle while surrounded by Scandinavian women.

[Ev4nsLife]

I would get women following behind me...all the way home...thats all I am gonna say. xD