"How To Spell Compaq" - JOHN CLEESE Compaq Commercial

[thevideogamenerd100]

hilarious John Cleese

[MicK22ICE]

No, this is how you spell Compaq

HP

[TheSmithersy]

Computers Often Make People Annoyed Quickly

[faboo93]

Computers Often Make People Abruptly Quiet.

Computers Often Make Pretty Absurd Questions.

[R33Racer]

Computer Often Make People Amazingly Queer.

[Martianfan]

0:37 nearly a silly walk? :D

[JohnsonLobster]

Silly walk at the end.

[faboo93]

@JohnsonLobster I wish I could forget all of Monty Python's skits, so that I could laugh at them all over again...

[goremau]

LOL "I prefer mine!" Love thses ads thanks for putting them up. :D

[05AT1]

I also prefer Cleese's

[RobTheBank1000]

"Communist Ovaries Multiply Pluto's Apple Quantity" by "Qualified Apes Polluting Moleskins Orbiting Cauliflowers"

[REMLostmyreligion]

Computers Often Make People Always Quit

[tbendis]

"As recommended by John Cleese's brother-in-law"

XD

[ShredmastaMike]

Quails

Are

People's

Money

Obliterating

Companions

...

Wait, let me try that again...

[chris5342000]

computers

often

make

people

awfully

quiet

[Stefan1527]

Cleese Often Makes Perfection Adorable Qompletely

[jazzx251]

COMPuters Are Quintessential

[UltimateNation]

Computers Often Make People Angry Quickly

[APyleOfVinyl]

@UltimateNation Thats why I bought a mac. I nearly destroyed my Compaq desktop out of frustration. It destroyed itself before I did when it got filled with viruses!

[AthosAmo]

Ah, the British....

[MattTheSaiyan]

Computers often move pantyhose around queens.

[unmedication]

Computer Often Make People Awfully Quiet :-))

[Dayntei]

Computers Often Make People Quite Angry

[TAfan2]

I love the end: "Computer Often Make People..."

xD

[andysim232]

computers often make people act queer!!.

[SuperNESFreak]

Crap-O-Matic-People-Answering-­Questions?

[yellowsevenxD]

I love how Cleese walks off at 0:35

[Crazycat7121]

@yellowsevenxD i often walk like that, odd enough.

[tchen10]

compaq + HP = garbage

[05AT1]

Computers Often Make People Angry Quite ?

[SuperNESFreak]

@05AT1 Computers Often Maliciously Persecute Ancient Queens?

Computers Over Money Probabley Ain't Questionable?

Computers Own Monopolies Privately At Quebec?

Crisis Over Monotonus People Attempting Q-Bert?

[linkinmaa]

COMPAQ-Recommended by John Cleese brother-in-law( not by Cleese :) )

[linkinmaa]

COMPAQ=Computer Often Make Arse Quit

[Kddskvdtkgnngn]

@linkinmaa What's with people and forgetting goddamn "P"!?

[linkinmaa]

COMPAQ=Corporation Often Make People A Quaestuary

[SuperNESFreak]

@Kddskvdtkgnngn I did that 3 times when I was thinking up suggestions - see above.

[interted]

hahahahahahahahaha!!!! fantastic ad

[jazcash]

Complementary Odours May Arouse Queers.

[Kddskvdtkgnngn]

@jazcash You forgot the "P."

[jazcash]

@Kddskvdtkgnngn Penis.

[andymate2006]

So True. Computers Often Make People Quite Angry.....but that spells compqa.

[DraskyVanderhoff]

Computers made people absolutely quiet :P

[mirorih2]

COMPAQ XD

Computers Often Makes People Quite Angry. wondering what he did wrong :P

[marieverelst]

@mirorih2 maybe he used a azerty keyboard instead of qwerty.

[mirorih2]

@marieverelst hmm, maybe XD

[AShelf]

I love how John walks always in such a dignified huff

WIN!

[kittyprydekissme]

I don't think this ad is too British. I know there are some Americans who wouldn't know MP or A Queue, but I think most would. The word 'queue' is used in this country occasionally. MP usually means Military Police in the US, but most Americans do know what a Member Of Parliament is.

[Aqwert76]

computers often make people angry quiet.

[cyberhub15]

lol Compaq means Compatibility and Quality

[SporeCreator2009]

"Nearly Works" lol

[sitadriver]

HP killed Compaq.

[pdani72]

No doubt!

[hattrickster33]

yea they're laptops are total shit they overheat and they crash

[burnettdiva]

I prefer mine lol

[Spleep007]

Are you sure CO means Commanding Officer? I thought it was Commissioned Officer.

[Ryoushadow]

Commanding Officer.

[ChrisInAStrangeLand]

Depends on which service you're talking about, it can be either. Some countries disambiguate these terms by using 'Officer Commanding' instead.

[Holret]

CO stands for commissioned officer. Commanding officer, well.. I've been in service for over 3 years amd I've never heard that one before. I think we use COIC which means Commissioned Officer In Charge.

[kittyprydekissme]

I don't know about the UK, but in the US they say Commanding Officer all the time.

[DarkFlame7755]

lol I love John Cleese.

PS: I have a compaq presario... And I have to say, Computers Often Make People Quite Angry XD.

[21Kyzix12]

cleeses actually works cause my keyboard is messed up so the "A" key says "Q" on it and the "Q" key says "A" on it. they r just labeled wrong

[minus273cn]

Have "Z" and "W" swapped their places, incidentally?

[RocksNotDead101]

xD Cleese's helps me more xD

[damiannerd]

how did compaq ever go bust with commercials like this. hewlett packard had to buy them

[ChrisInAStrangeLand]

It was more Compaq buying HP at the time, and there was a massive proxy battle over it. Compaq only started losing market share after Fiorina bungled the merger.

[xMontyxx]

CO = Commanding Officer. MP = Member of Parliament. A Queue = A Line of people

[1nm1]

thanks for explaining :-)

[TiagoJ7T]

I've got one!

Communication Obviously Missing Partly Around Queues

[TiagoJ7T]

"Sniff!" I prefer mine.

John Cleese is great. :)

[blackscarfXVI]

Computers Obviously Manipulate Public Aptitude Quizzes

[cobrachoppergirl]

There you go, the name mneumonic for my first computer company! Our F******* S*** Computers Will Make You Damn Hostile Angry.. OFSCWMYDHA, Incoroporated!

[theMCRmybaby]

im liking his flouncy walk at the end

[poopskinTheLiar]

My next computer will be a COMPAA!

[Gabrielvogel]

ROFLOL XD

He dont know how to spell it XD

[JaymzLea]

lol

[chuckmonkey7337]

"as recomended by john cleese's brother in law"

[blobofblue]

Cold Overly Moulded Porridge At Queens

[computerbraniac]

Who are the CO and MP guys. I don't understand

[GNillePuh]

CO = Commanding Officer, MP = Member of Parliament

[bohlenfanpl]

and this proudly "i prefered mine" :D

[codysydney]

Trivia: It actually meant COMpatibility Performance And Quality

[everything2all]

Oh how the world has changed!

[alleigh25]

i love it! (and im american)

[sourringo]

loool. x)

[extrasaltonmyfries]

how to spell. .  compaq . . cats, octupus, molasses, piggy, aquarium, quarter. .. compaq

[revilo314]

Computing often makes people acquire Compaqs

[AlexTanTuMiHi]

Computers Often Make People Angry Quickly!

[icytowergames]

computers often make people ask questions

[JasonLIKESturtles]

computers often make people!

[zetetic0void]

Haha ... I thought he was starting to go into a silly walk as he marched off! (that would have been funny)

[tevyef]

how??

[nichinono]

What the hell?

[dreambeliever2004]

We just call it a line. :)

[Degree17]

Computers

Often

Make

People

Angry

Quickly

[VoidKeeper]

I prefer John Clesses too

[wormonline]

Computers

Often

Make

People

Angrily

Quiet.

[ifm2181]

Computers Often Make People Adjure "Qwerty?"

[KamakazieIdiot]

CO MP a que lol,

computers

only

make

people

angry

quietly

[HPAnimeFreak]

Reccomended by John Cleese's brother-in-law

[Kreigshundun2]

Who? Rob?

[Carlez2]

computers

often

make

people

ask

questions

:D

[Pamathey]

"Computers Often Make People Angry, Quite" would've worked ;) in a Yoda-ish way.

[spawn89ce]

Creatures

Outsourced

Mainly

Phone

Automated

Quacks

[guitarguy93]

Creators

Often

Manufacture

Pricey

Astute

....Quagmires....

[freakishidiot]

Computers

Obviously

Mean

Painfully

Amazing

Q ... porn

[rosenwannabe]

Q for queer works there.

[CoolJohnDog]

how about

Computers

Often

Make

People

Awfully

Quiet

[ACIDTOTAL]

lol

[GBrzeczyszczykiewicz]

Nearly works! ROTFL!

[gamemaster27]

Computers Often Make People Ask Questions XD

[Justsailaway]

i prefer his too...

=)

[cebergman324]

0:36 Cleese does the Ministry of Silly Walks!

[ItachiUchihara]

Computers Often Make People Angry Quickly

[HiveMistress]

Brilliant one! How true is that!

[ItachiUchihara]

thanks! it is very true especially with windows 2000

[intelinside1990]

With Windows ME!!! It sucks

[hiracktoman9]

My MAC doesn't give me any trouble...

[flarjy]

CO

MP

A queue

Love it!

[swierszczutoja]

I prefer mine :D

[Kuro0ni]

i did get that. Were the people relevant to the letters? i feel dumb T-T

[flarjy]

CO (Commanding Officer, in the army)

MP (Member of Parliament, a politician)

A Queue (I don't really need to explain that one.)

[lemonsorbet06]

thanx that was very helpful!!!!!

[RobertGary1]

"A Queue" is the English way of saying "A line", he just means its people standing in a line. Dont' over think Cleese ;)

[mencken]

I thought it was a Chinese person sneezing.

[trentyzcool]

lol, that made my day!!!!!! ; )

[mirorih2]

@flarjy a queue? whats queue?

[cama9103]

@mirorih2 kø

[Crate97]

@flarjy You probably have to. There may be Sarah Palin supporters around...

[msaxmatt3]

computers

often

make

people

angry

quickly

[sprigg4n]

lol!!!

[GamerErman2001]

HA HA!

[ally525]

hahahaha CO-MP-A QUEUE

[siemens1990]

Compaq=COMPatibility And Quality, ok? I have a Compaq PC!!!!! :) ;)

[markstrange]

Computers Often Make People Ask Questions

[siemens1990]

hehehehehehehehehe

[mauricioph]

Incredible hahahaha!!!

Computers Often Make People Ask Questions!!!!

I Broke Mine

Windows

Virus

Iffected

Spywares

Trojans

Addwares.

[klaatuuns]

"Queue": clever!  Great ad.

[thetubeusernumber9]

what is a QU?

[PheatherP]

A queue.

[inflateable]

computers often make poeple quite angry.... or computers often make poeple almost quit co mp a queue

[inflateable]

hahahahahahahaha

[Anonima89]

I don't get the last part.. C-O? what is an C o? (the man sitting on the bench)

[fling7ball]

Commanding Officer (the army)

[PythonFan88]

Can someone please explain to me what "MP" is supposed to means? I'm not familiar with it.

[CredibilityBuilders]

MP = Minister of Parliament, a British political office

[PythonFan88]

Oh, well that explains it all, then. As an American, I can't say I know the British government well.

[25AUG1968]

You're lucky! Mike S.

[89murph]

MP= MEMBER of Parliament accutally.

[Apolloswan]

Thank the Lord for British help.

This was really irritating me.

[25AUG1968]

As a Compaq PC user, here's mine.

Computers Often Make People Ask Questions.

Mike S.

[RABBIDGamfan]

Someone already did that. Sorry.

[rissaofthesaiyajin]

And I will be spelling it Compqa from now on.

[PrimalShadow3]

COMPQA!

[VoidKeeper]

I prefer cleeses also XD

[TheHappyRobot]

I don't understand how this advertises Compaq...

[CompaqVet]

Well, we're even then because I don't understand how you don't understand.

[RABBIDGamfan]

How about"Computers Often Make People Angry Quickly"?

[PythonFan88]

Or "Computers often make ask questions," that works, too.

[EpicurusThirteen]

I like the second brother's method. "A queue" indeed.

Also John Cleese is the best etc. etc.

[benstanton]

sooo funny! J Cleese rocks!