The British King

[FlutterShyxxx]

I AM OFFENSIVE AND I FIND THIS BRITISH!

[NakedLeafProductions]

Spot on mate! 

[bassgodtraining]

Olroight guv?

[XPaigeX1234]

I'm British and I think this is awesome

[Punkrock3011]

Meh at least we brits are older than both the united states and Australia cos they both originated from us

[OKKWAMOS]

Fail replay :/

[DannyEastes]

I MADE CHIPS

[magicalkitten1]

Mai boi! Fish'n'chips are what all true Brits strive for! >:D

[DestinationAzarath]

I'm British, and this is win.

[IAmTheStig320]

IT'S LORD BRITISH.

[superkerel9]

LOL @ fail trying to make it repeat itself XD

[dylanneill]

WANNA PACKET OF CRISPS MATE!?

[KrokanteSok94]

My dad gave me a weird look 'cause I just laughed like an idiot.

[SodorProductionsII]

BOI ATE CHIPS

[GirlWithoutThoughts]

here is how I imagine the Kingdom Family:-

Britain: What's wrong, America? Do you feel another war will come?

America: No, it's just... I'm afraid soon I'll have to start looking out for myself.

Australia: Hm? What do you mean, sis? You're worried for the family fate?

America: Yes... I'm.. leaving.

Australia: What? No, you can't go! Mum, stop her!

Britain: She might be telling the truth, Australia. She's all.. *sniff* ..grown up now.

America: I'm sorry, mother. And Australia.. I'll miss you bro

[GirlWithoutThoughts]

EVERYONE CLICK "ALL COMMENTS" AND SCROLL DOWN TO EATANOCTOROK'S COMMENT POSTED 10 MONTHS AGO!!! IT IS THE EPIC ANSWER TO THESE FUCKING STEREOTYPE FLAME WARS!!!

[TubeofDestiny]

@GirlWithoutThoughts durp, what are you doing here on some The King video :p

flame wars is gud, it's what keep the comments alive, and the source of puns-war

also, BRITISH STEREOTYPES. They're the best ever ! => classy, funny, sophisticated and more !

[GirlWithoutThoughts]

@TubeofDestiny The King is awesome.

no it isn't, people start mentally hurting each-other and pointlessly exchanging the same insult over and over again. Conversations are what keep the comments alive, by sharing opinions but discussing subtle agreement. And what is puns-war? -_-

But seriously, did you check out EatAnOctorok's comment?

[TubeofDestiny]

@GirlWithoutThoughts Oh, you should check out the "America - Fuck Yeah !" (the one posted by Simmyisdead the 28 feb 2007), soon it will be 4 real-life years (!) that this video is spammed (more than 60k comments !!) with ultra-nationalists, "patriotic", anti-american, third-world-ists, etc comments, and it's extremely funny to see them no getting what the song/video is about (=> satire <=), and if you feel like it you can troll any "side" and get really serious answers :D

[TubeofDestiny]

@GirlWithoutThoughts puns-war is basically making any wordplays on any subject and having a well-fueled flame-war helps a lot, since you have a steady flow of "serious" comments with stupid arguments (racist/nationalist ones are the best) (and there's no "stop laughting, this is a serious discussion !") - youtube is not the place for serious discussions, it was created for fun, people come for fun, let's use it for fun :D

[GirlWithoutThoughts]

@TubeofDestiny get it? "well-fueled flame"? that's what you said.

[Kzook]

Chavs, ruining Britain one stereotype at a time.

[TheCGIMaster]

Yep thats us! xD

[Megiirl]

@oceangroupgamer2k9 Yeah, because everyone in the 1800s were using red phone booths.

[MinecraftCreeper18]

im a brit VID APPROVED! :D LETS PARTY!

[WiiStation360Games]

I'm British, I approve this video.

LET'S DANCE!

[Kzook]

Only certain British =).

[MichaelLeroi]

is it possible to see a video with "british" in the title and not have 100000000 retarded comments

[TheStewpidGenius]

Boy ate jizz.

[phayulperson]

 your only bad vid i've seen. this insults me

[MrDAFRESHBOY]

@phayulperson so? your type of scum deserves somethying much worse than just being offended!

[phayulperson]

@MrDAFRESHBOY what country are you from, boy? you really want the fist-face treatment, or you are mental! you can't even SPELL! SOMETHYING?! you got a plate? i need to serve your ass and hand it to you on something.

[MrDAFRESHBOY]

@phayulperson oh really? a typo makes you think i'm retarded? so since you're european you are a gay racist coward right? i'm proudly from chile my rat-faced friend, and i would be glad to show you the kind of treatment we give to eastern tough guys...here have a plate, you're gonna need it for when i hand you the fragments of your skull

[MrDAFRESHBOY]

@phayulperson what's the matter whiteboy? why do you stay shut? you scared!!!?

[phayulperson]

@MrDAFRESHBOY I was AFK for a few days! At least I can  get off the sofa and turn off the PC! Yeah, Go try and run fatty! And when did i say the word retard?! :middlefinger.jpg:

[MrDAFRESHBOY]

@phayulperson well i haven't said the word "idiot" but i do think you're one, see, you don't have to say "you are a douche" to express your opinion on someone, in this case, being a douche according to you, it's good to see you were whacking off to porn and playing warcraft for several hours non-stop or AFK as you like to call it, you really think i'm gonna swallow that bullshit! here, have a cup of tea and shut up euro-scum

PD: look at the dumbass trying to insert a .jpg in a youtube comment!

[phayulperson]

@MrDAFRESHBOY Ah, yes. Troll logic. does it go like this? so vid not related to WoW and comments exactly the same= Warcraft and porn???? Just wtf and know the :trollface.jpg: meme? Douche is a word in my comments? Don't think so! PD:? Isn't that supposed to pe PS: ? I don't even PLAY WARCRAFT!!! Go take your tea back 'cuz i have some booze!

[MrDAFRESHBOY]

@phayulperson ok lets make this quick, first of all, you clearly knew what i meant with the nerd references so don't try to play dumb troll, it doesn't suit white shits, and second, like i said before, you don't need to call me a douche for me to see that you think i'm one...and last but not least: the .jpg meme is old and overused (dead). (remember that PD means "post data" so it's almost the same as PS) "PS": oh you european faggots drink booze? i tought you were too girly!

[phayulperson]

@MrDAFRESHBOY You seen what english have done to some countries?! booze is quite common in england. do me a favour and let the food naming companies stole your "great" country's name! anyway does chillie even have recognition? I think not

[MrDAFRESHBOY]

@phayulperson first of all it's chile, not chillie you dumb fuck, second, chile is the 2nd most powerfull country in south and middle-america, only behind brazil, and we are the biggest importers of copper, sea food, wine and grapefruits in the world, so we are way ahead your shitty excuse for a country, so sorry my friend, while your country is still ruled by a queen like the kings in the medieval times, we are actually living in the year 2011

[phayulperson]

@MrDAFRESHBOY SOME PARTS ARE POSH BUT SOME AREN'T LET'S LEAVIT AT THAT AND MAKE A DEAL TO NOT REPLY TO THIS FLAME WAR

[MrDAFRESHBOY]

@phayulperson fine, just get outta here and let me jerk off in peace...

[legomovieman94]

@MrDAFRESHBOY The Queen doesn't have power in the United Kingdom, Parliament does.

She's just sort of there for decoration.

[MrDAFRESHBOY]

@legomovieman94 yes, i knew that, but you know how internet flame war logic works

[GirlWithoutThoughts]

@MrDAFRESHBOY most powerful country in South and Middle America is nothing compared to a country powerful enough to CIVILIZE America AND Australia. What happened, my western sister? Why did you leave the Earthen family, lose your accent, but still save your mother and brother? Australia misses you. Britain.. well, she's happy that she still has one child left. But she misses you too. *sniff*

[MrDAFRESHBOY]

@GirlWithoutThoughts that's exactly what i think of the united states too.

[GirlWithoutThoughts]

@MrDAFRESHBOY also, the king and queen are conveniently superior to the Prime Ministers/Presidents of the kingdom's "child countries" (except ones that left the family sadly like America).

[MrDAFRESHBOY]

@GirlWithoutThoughts how is that? do they still have an undeniable totalitarian authority like back in the middle age?

[GirlWithoutThoughts]

@MrDAFRESHBOY kinda

[gunninlinguist]

Im from Hyrule so I strive to bomb some Dodongos while wondering whats for dinner. If Im hungry enough-particularly if my ships sails in the morning-I'll eat an Octorok.

[majorchaos5000]

lol im british and i find funny cause they all say that again stereotypes

[mrlegofan404]

i hope he dont join BBC.

[Meowcow42]

LETS DANCE

[DragonH93]

Boy ate cheers

o-o

[comradsausage23]

Didn't this video used to loop with magical powers?

[WenGobou]

@comradsausage23 You can make it loop by changing youtube in the URL to yourepeat

[THELASTREDMAGE]

dont spill my bloody beer.

[tehfo0tsteps]

i'm bulgarian and im not swedish :3

[StealthTroops]

I'M SWEDISH, I AM ATTRACTIVE AND LISTEN TO ABBA

[halfwolf66]

I'm Canadian and I live in Igloos. =.=

[Thedominatour]

I think Oi mate is australian since Australians say mate.

[GreatSteamingCatBox]

@Thedominatour I think us brits say mate more, I don't know.

some of us do

[HaloandDBZFan345]

I'm Irish and I'm too young for beer. lol

[TehMarioFan64]

LET'S DANCE.

[elsantojimenez97]

im mexican so i eat burritos and work as a gardener

[Megiirl]

I'M ENGLISH AND I GO FOX HUNTING IN TWEED AND THEN HAVE A CUP OF TEA WHILE STANDING IN A RED PHONE BOOTH.

[Moto200Alt]

@Megiirl my favourite by far

[pieboy6000]

@Megiirl

Accurate description of everyone in the southern end of the country I think.

[oceangroupgamer2k9]

@Megiirl lmao mybe in the 19th century mate

[kasrkinmullet]

@Megiirl

as long as it's on a double deck bus XD

[colt950]

I AM FROM PAKISTAN I BLOW UP YOUR TRADE CENTER

[bolobeardog]

british people aren't that posh, get that in your mind!!!!!

and we don't say mate, thats astralia your thinking of!

[GirlWithoutThoughts]

@bolobeardog yes you do say it, we got it from our mother country! *hugs*

[EatAnOctorok]

@GirlWithoutThoughts aww, you're expressing your love for the mother country. I'll join in. *group hug*

[piip4]

I'm Norwegian so I burn churches and go skiing afterwards.

[WarOmnimonX]

I'm Portuguese so I... AHAH! YOU DONT KNOW WHAT WE DO!

[MrRubinsammler]

@WarOmnimonX xD

[luckyx777]

I JAPANESE SO I WATCH TENTACLE PORN

[Drakonus42]

i'm brazilian and i play football in the jungle

[0000FFScreenOfDeath]

I'M SPANISH SO I'M ALWAYS DANCING FLAMENCO AND WATCHING BULLFIGHTERS

[MrRubinsammler]

I'M FROM GERMANY SO I DRINK BEER AND WATCH SOCCER ALL DAY!

[FernandoH321]

All true warriors strive for tea.

[ygugsa295]

HM Harkinian I: Kate, the trade unions are under attack by the evil forces of David Cameron. I'm going to Parliament to aid them.

HRH The Duchess of Cambridge: But father, what if you get slapped with an ASBO?

HM Harkinian I: I'll take CO19 to protect me. If you don't hear from me before the next General Election, send William. I wonder what's for supper?

HRH Prince William: Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I could go to Pret a Manger and buy quality ready meals for less than a fiver.

[ygugsa295]

HM Harkinian I: Kate, the trade unions are under attack by the evil forces of David Cameron. I'm going to Parliament to aid them.

HRH The Duchess of Cambridge: But father, what if you get slapped with an ASBO?

HM Harkinian I: I'll take CO19 to protect me. If you don't hear from me before the next General Election, send William. I wonder what's for supper?HRH Prince William: Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I could go to Pret a Manger and buy quality ready meals for less than a fiver.

[SuperMysticButterfly]

fail and gay

[UrAnus1231]

Let's dance!

[PSNelibeerbelly]

Welcome to the world of Stereotypes!

[epicSMGfan]

british ppl dont say mate austrilian ppl do :O

[Whassupwhassup]

@epicSMGfan British people definitely say mate.

[vegahighclaw]

@epicSMGfan I'm british and I overuse the word 'mate' as do most of my friends lol =P

[epicSMGfan]

@vegahighclaw lol

[mykidsarework]

MOY EIT, CHEEIS

[LittleArmah]

OI MATE JIZZ.

[carnagesofcod]

im british and i think this pretty funny

[Ajoura]

King's tea goblet? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough DOSH.

[Radonwings]

Oi mate, fuckin' well bang out of order mate fuckin' never say stuff like that in Britain man!

The above sentence was a joke/sarcasm and should be treated as such. Any contradiction or doubt will be dealt with extermination by mcdonalds cheese-burger.

[Stevie0Lad]

@Radonwings I READ YOUR ENTIRE COMMENT IN A SCOUSE ACCENT

[flamesdemon19]

BOI,ATE,CHEESE.

[Murderdogs]

As a lifelong Briton, I can assure you mates that over here we all talk like that absolutely every day. Great video, cheers!

Now to dance!

[SuperMysticButterfly]

@poopmcdoopdoop how am i offended? im not like people who are swearing and shouting about it, so you lose.

[YTPEXPERT]

Let's Dance! put on your union jack and dance Mah Boi!

[2FunnyVersionIV]

King Harkinian should be the leader of Britain.

[SuperMysticButterfly]

u sure this isn't meant to be for americans, cause as a british babe we never say that ever?

[poopmcdoopdoop]

@SuperMysticButterfly LOL @ people getting offended at this video. l2takeajoke

[EatAnOctorok]

@SuperMysticButterfly a babe? Well, as an Australian, even though Britain is Australia's "mother country", would you happen to be interested in some "continental" incest? ;D

[kanesizer9]

I'm british.

And I approve this video.

[Chlipi667]

Did anybody notice there is pause circle at 0:02?

[treevsy]

@Chlipi667 he's tried to loop it by the looks of it.

[zsupersaiyan]

Make a full video of this plz :L

Also, whats the music called?

[YTPEXPERT]

@zsupersaiyan Let's dance - David Bowie

[comradsausage23]

If I am not mistaking myself, I recall this video repeating, too bad it doesn't anymore.

[danner253]

XD I'm British but, but I've never heard anyone say oi mate! XD

[ShadowkeeperTei]

@danner253 Oi, Mate... You have now!

[danner253]

@ShadowkeeperTei ok mate! XD

[ShadowkeeperTei]

@danner253 Cheers. *LET'S DANCE!*

[TheTrueChuster]

It´s tea time, doctor!

[BurntSpaghettiFace]

boi mate jizz

[GutsyguyPrime]

that's too stereotypical.. i don't care if it's just for fun

[lilmoonprincess125]

lulz. much of teh drama.. bout british and american...

.........

by the way, amercians arent fatasses. learn your facts... ( not the person who made this video, people who think that.)

[rapsis2x2]

@lilmoonprincess125 Not fatasses? Every 3rd American is FAT

[lilmoonprincess125]

@rapsis2x2 then how come 99% of the people i know are american and arent fat?

[rapsis2x2]

@lilmoonprincess125 Because you know only 1 guy that has 1% fat on his body.

[lilmoonprincess125]

@rapsis2x2 i know lots of boys and their no over weight. not under weight.

[MrOopsieDaisy]

IM FROM BRITAIN SO IM AWFULLY POSH!

IM FROM AMERICA AND IM AWFULLY FAT!

Stereotypes..........

[akitajap]

@MrOopsieDaisy Stereotype 2: Usually true.

[MrOopsieDaisy]

@akitajap loool ;D no comment

[piemanization]

@MrOopsieDaisy

IM FROM CANADA SO I PLAY HOCKEY, EH!?

IM FROM CHINA SO I WORK ALL DAY!

Meh. Stereotypes.

[MrOopsieDaisy]

@piemanization i didnt know about canadians and hockey... :S but im pretty sure chinese people eat babies ;D

[Blah3156]

@MrOopsieDaisy So you're saying his father was fat, get it 'fat' 'her' = father and her mother was British, get it 'mot' 'her' = mother, his mom was a moth is that what you were saying? How dare you!!!...

[Digitalsp33r]

@MrOopsieDaisy I'm from the phillipines, I'm so awfully willing to kill over karaoke! (seriously, search the 'My Way killings'

[arsonistmonkeyzblaze]

How is this offensive in anyway? It's just for fun. Get your brains out of your arses!

[GirlWithoutThoughts]

@arsonistmonkeyzblaze brains that close to my favorite area? how I'd love to blow their minds. ;o

[EatAnOctorok]

@GirlWithoutThoughts don't you already have someone to play with Down Under?

[KeeperOfPorridge]

This video pretty much sums up the British Empire..... mate.

[MrOopsieDaisy]

@KeeperOfPorridge KEEPER OF PORRIDGE! A great british pooper... i bow to you sir!

[MegaPuffle]

Lol

[AbbeyIncorporated]

"My son, this peace is what all young chaps desire."

[TheLingaling]

@AbbeyIncorporated Screw you stereotype.

[AbbeyIncorporated]

@TheLingaling Fuck off, I'm fucking british, and i Know how to take a fucking joke. pussy

[TheLingaling]

@AbbeyIncorporated Im british too, Faggot.

[AbbeyIncorporated]

@TheLingaling Umm i figured, so stop taking offence. I'm laughing about it, and I'm british. Don't be so sensitive.

[Pawnbroker00]

@AbbeyIncorporated you mean you are english

This is not a british stereotype it is an english stereotype, get it right nigger

[AbbeyIncorporated]

@Pawnbroker00 Easy on the racist slur. I don't really care. I came here to watch a video, not get in a fucking fight behind a keyboard. CYA.

[GirlWithoutThoughts]

@Pawnbroker00 England is IN Britain you toad! You should know more than a girl from your "son country"! Jeez.

Also how can a Brit be a "nigger"? -_-

[121Swaleskid]

I knew a video about Britain would mention the USA and the UK having a bitch fight.

The king is disapoint.

[GrimmShadow]

lol butthurt britfags

[toonmario64]

@GrimmShadow In America.

[BPhoenixProductions]

lol, i love how an innocent video can bring about massive pointless flamewars.

it's hilarious.

[trikzter1]

boi ate cheese

[BoyChibi]

anyone saying americans are a bunch of fatasses, retards, and all talk like red necks, you've watched too much movies and have been brain washed by your media. maybe the smarter adults on youtube might know.

[metallicaxjavoxmcr]

Oi, King

[Gotmilk0112]

lol @ america vs england/britain wars

VVVV

[B0mmster]

IT IS BRITAIN

[BrysonSharpsMind]

Boi ate chairs.

[thedialgafan]

That was austrailian... "Oh my, dear, would you like a cup of tea? Spiffing."

[Cutpurse3]

Why, spiffing old bean, I wonder what is for tea, what?

[Travianero94]

boy mate cheese

[ThumkinMeatball412]

boys and shears!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!­!!!???!!!

[1741Nicholas]

boy ate cheese

[fuatilhan]

boi aid chess

[JacomeFelg]

i wonder what's for tea time

[BaronOfStuff]

BOI ATE, CHISS.

[EatAnOctorok]

"lohlohlohlohlohlohlohl We British ah funnae? Ohsome, then! Cheerio!" lolololololol I'm self-racist. And so are Americans, they weren't the natives either, you know. The UK took over those 2 continents too. [wow UK took over and civilized 3 continents!]

[GirlWithoutThoughts]

@EatAnOctorok oh my god, such a good point! but no-one looked at your comment and they all started a flame war about American stereotypes vs. British stereotypes.

[EatAnOctorok]

@GirlWithoutThoughts oh no!! What a buncha wankers. Why are our mum and sis fighting? -_-

[Phantom95music]

..........i was not offended...... THANK YOU FOR THIS EPIC WIN VIDEO :'D LOL

[kennykyle133]

Can't...stop...replaying!!!

[kbs1212]

OH MY BGAWL

[oliebol61]

BOI ATE. TJEERS. LATS DENS

[NerdyIncorporated]

Oy, Aid. Cheese

[ultrachasersfan]

at the end, you should have had link, the princess, morshu and "the rest" dancing along and saying other british stuff. "But fathar wort if something harpens tew yaw?" "Then fooken bolocks bitch!!"

[THESOCKSRCOOL]

@ultrachasersfan You do know we sound NOTHING like that