sleepypoodle: one of the most intelligent people to comment a video, i was discusted but not offended, i just thought "try that in the apollo". he is not a retard in the slightest just socially unaware of what is acceptable and unnacceptable to say.
sleepypoodle, get a life! That was bloody hilarious and Mikey will get more poon than you could ever hope for now he's out the BB house, he may not have game but he's just got a ton of fame and women love that shit.
No wonder he has toilet humour, he's so inexperienced and unlikely to have a mature, sexual relationship that all he can do is obsess and talk about it,it's quite sad really and then he defensively says that he's not interested in having a girlfriend to save face because he's so lacking in the social skills/emotional intelligence to actually get one! He has this impossibly unrealistic check list of attributes that a potential girlfriend should have to try and explain why he's single,pure denial!
That is one occasion in which his handicap was a distinct advantage, thankfully he couldn't see the reaction from the majority.
The poor fella probably thinks he's funnier than he is because he is so accustomed to being patronised and no-one has the balls to tell him the truth. Clearly a very small number do find this sort of stuff funny but not enough to make it worthwhile for him to compromise his dignity- that was just embarrassing...a real tumbleweed moment.
imactuallydavid:I'm sure it's not the fact that he's blind that makes you dislike him, nor is he retarded, so next time, try thinking about what you really mean, before writing something which a 3 year old would be ashamed of.
Only a retarded person would think that having a disability is the same as being retarded!
Being retarded is an offensive way of describing someone with LEARNING DIFFICULTIES or in the olden days it was called being 'mentally handicapped' (N.B. the word 'mentally')
A disability on the other hand refers to both mental and/or physical impairments, therefore someone who is visually impaired or suffers with epilepsy or has had a limb amputated would be 'disabled' without any mental impairments.
So 'David', going by your 'logic', this means that all amputees are retarded? This means that all paralysed people are retards? I dont think so - i mean Stephen Hawking aint exactly a RETARD now is he?!
I saw Wayne Rooney in the toilets trafford centre the other day. He was having a dump green smoke was coming through the door the smelly ****. When he come out he blamed the pies he said colleen under cooked them the silly ****.
The guys a legend. Come on show your support i've voted for him 10 times thats £3.50. £1 of which goes to charity. I've post this on over 50 other videos so please vote for him.
Jen wanted to fuck mikey sooooo bad hahahah
Be4TinGyoU 1 year ago
ha ha, great stuff mikey!
johnnygorgeous 3 years ago
"Ahhhh, i think thats it to be honest guys".
Ledgend!
alicemusgrave 3 years ago
sleepypoodle: one of the most intelligent people to comment a video, i was discusted but not offended, i just thought "try that in the apollo". he is not a retard in the slightest just socially unaware of what is acceptable and unnacceptable to say.
BboyFlawless00 3 years ago
they tried tae say he was washing his knob in a cup,mickey crumbled thed :P
kookooo1 3 years ago
sleepypoodle, get a life! That was bloody hilarious and Mikey will get more poon than you could ever hope for now he's out the BB house, he may not have game but he's just got a ton of fame and women love that shit.
Snooch1984 3 years ago
No wonder he has toilet humour, he's so inexperienced and unlikely to have a mature, sexual relationship that all he can do is obsess and talk about it,it's quite sad really and then he defensively says that he's not interested in having a girlfriend to save face because he's so lacking in the social skills/emotional intelligence to actually get one! He has this impossibly unrealistic check list of attributes that a potential girlfriend should have to try and explain why he's single,pure denial!
sleepypoodle 3 years ago
Your face is in pure denial.
imactuallydavid 3 years ago
Don't give up the day job Mikey.
That is one occasion in which his handicap was a distinct advantage, thankfully he couldn't see the reaction from the majority.
The poor fella probably thinks he's funnier than he is because he is so accustomed to being patronised and no-one has the balls to tell him the truth. Clearly a very small number do find this sort of stuff funny but not enough to make it worthwhile for him to compromise his dignity- that was just embarrassing...a real tumbleweed moment.
sleepypoodle 3 years ago
Fuck off SQUARE.
imactuallydavid 3 years ago
I'm going to miss big brother :(
0penzieo 3 years ago
schoosh some cream in her fanny lol. mikey you are disgusting
kavana85 3 years ago
total scruffy wanker
toonfan1980 3 years ago
I agree. I would pay to see a pack of guide dogs chew off his face and then have a crowd of down syndrome kids beat him with big ugly sticks.
imactuallydavid 3 years ago
its like OH NO HE DIDNT??
jonnycox 3 years ago
lmao what a legend, him and darnell completely made the show
How did rachel win, what did she offer lol BORING.
jonnycox 3 years ago
LMFAOOO fuck off u lot
that was hillarious
GET SOME CREAM IN HER FANNY, N GET MY GUIDE DOG TO LICK IT OFF
lmfaooooooooo
kairan89 3 years ago
HAHAHA!! The blind jokes are wicked!
Hirariously disgusting! and shockin' lol!
I think he would win last comic standing lol.
0yProductions 3 years ago
Cringeworthy!! But you gotta love him, Mikey to win!!!!!!!!
eb2402 3 years ago
Fucking blind retard makes me sick.
imactuallydavid 3 years ago
imactuallydavid:I'm sure it's not the fact that he's blind that makes you dislike him, nor is he retarded, so next time, try thinking about what you really mean, before writing something which a 3 year old would be ashamed of.
sleepypoodle 3 years ago
Let me explain...for all the RETARDS out there (i.e - you):
Blind = Disability.
Disability = Retarded.
Cheers.
imactuallydavid 3 years ago
Only a retarded person would think that having a disability is the same as being retarded!
Being retarded is an offensive way of describing someone with LEARNING DIFFICULTIES or in the olden days it was called being 'mentally handicapped' (N.B. the word 'mentally')
A disability on the other hand refers to both mental and/or physical impairments, therefore someone who is visually impaired or suffers with epilepsy or has had a limb amputated would be 'disabled' without any mental impairments.
sleepypoodle 3 years ago
So 'David', going by your 'logic', this means that all amputees are retarded? This means that all paralysed people are retards? I dont think so - i mean Stephen Hawking aint exactly a RETARD now is he?!
CHEERS.
jsxd752 3 years ago
Your bang on mate. They are all retards. Like you.
imactuallydavid 3 years ago
He is the most trampy person i know
oOoNIALLoOo 3 years ago
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I saw Wayne Rooney in the toilets trafford centre the other day. He was having a dump green smoke was coming through the door the smelly ****. When he come out he blamed the pies he said colleen under cooked them the silly ****.
DoormanBarry 3 years ago
Mikey is cool... Im glad that he can joke about him being blind. MIKEY TO WIN!
lennon890 3 years ago
Fucking genius. If he comes to my town I'm definitely going to see his show.
0TedMaul0 3 years ago
his jokes aren't funny, he IS the joke.
fr3ddi30 3 years ago
MIKEY 2 WIN 09016 16 16 10
The guys a legend. Come on show your support i've voted for him 10 times thats £3.50. £1 of which goes to charity. I've post this on over 50 other videos so please vote for him.
callan666 3 years ago
1.04 hahaha
celticrthechamps 3 years ago
not funny, just perverted
Msndude07 3 years ago
LMFAO! Mikey is priceless!!
mateo2k6 3 years ago
hahaha he's just a bankie through n through. lol @ rachels face. It was a mix of disgust and disappointment.
kyle1946 3 years ago
Cringe :S
random952008 3 years ago
I bet your English aren't you.
gingermadman 3 years ago
yeh.. i bet you're scottish aren't you
roxy458 3 years ago 2
Ginge, you fag.
FUCKING FAG.
GET OFF MY INTERWEBS!
G0blinS0ul 3 years ago
oh.. looks like you're prick too
roxy458 3 years ago
That's fucking hilarious
Sawyerbabe1968 3 years ago
ROFL at luke at the end.. and rex's face while mikey is speaking just says not impressed all over haaa this was funny
princesslaura92 3 years ago
they are all fucking idiots - Mikey is funny as fuck, half of them wouldn't know funny if it smaked them between the eyes. Boring bastards.
Kookieshell 3 years ago
lmao
jennifer and rachel both looked pretty disgusted.
kwlkookie06 3 years ago 4
LMAO
chloeshush 3 years ago
legend!
radiohendry 3 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
I hate him so much.
APoisonAntidote 3 years ago
His delivery is terrible.
The man is a complete and utter legend!
Mikey 4tw!
z0mgrugbyisback 3 years ago
Lmfao!!
BabyLorax 3 years ago
Hilarious!!
GreatAuntFanny 3 years ago
HOW FOOKIN FUNNY.......Go on Mikey my son.....
Sharonbird21970 3 years ago 3
Mikeys cute. :)
MizzSparkle90 3 years ago
arrgghh i can't stand him
kellyroo79 3 years ago
"I just squish cream into her fanny and get my guide dog to lick it off"
HAHAHA XD
Scottyb1991 3 years ago 6
0:49 - 0:53 Rex wondering "Where the hell is this going?" lol
LadyDamsel 3 years ago
cracks me up his bobbing everytime he talks ha x
napacook 3 years ago
lol mikey is a legend
jen221 3 years ago
mikey hirarious
shammyscag 3 years ago
lol
jay123456788 3 years ago
LOL - The peanut butter incident was hilarious but totally gross and I dont think I will be eating it anytime soon!
This standup routine was cringeworthy but still hilarious!!
nanefy 3 years ago 3
Mikey's a superstar, fast becoming my alltime favourite housemate.
Loved him eating all the peanut butter.
shaunh7 3 years ago