Suraj's Freestyle Rap

[senorashish]

Sing this: Yo! My name's Suraj and I like to rap! Can't rhyme worth shit, sound like crap. But with some help from my homies on the net I'll be the best so place your bets! I'll rap like this, and I'll rap like that! Wearing aquamarine shirt, dayamn! I'm fat!! So the next time you see me spit in the mic! You'll be fist pumping, dancing, super-psyched! Don't believe me? Just watch and see! I'll be a chunky, round, Indian emcee! Peace out, muddafuckuuuuzzzzzz!

[senorashish]

Yo! I'm Indian! Come again? You heard me slick! Straight A's, 4.0, ain't no trick! Gonna be a Doctor when I grow up! Not gonna shovel manure or drive a truck! Success is the name of the game! All those lazy non-Indian kids are braindead and lame! That's right, I'mma bust this rap! Ain't no stopping me with yo trap! I ain't takin' no muhfuckin' prisoners! All you niggas are jealous, muddafuckin' losers! Sing that for a rap Seweraj. And post it!

[lexbribri1]

whoo suraj your indian go do the tubla!!! tubla!!! , and im like no man i cant tubla cause im not really that indian, i just came from india!! lmao XD

[senorashish]

This was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. And for that I am grateful because it was also the funniest thing I've ever seen. Hahahahahahaha! You should make more raps, Seweraj.

[chinoAKAtsunami]

indians dot take showers dirty guck holla at me

[tha00end]

my life in a rap

[woahhh192]

Miserable



[ball1ng91]

BENDCHOD CHUTIYE SEWER KA BACHA. SALE BHOSDIKI. GAND ME DANDA DAL. AUR MOO ME LODA

[prytpaji]

Then on diwali I brush my hair and wear my Indian PERFUME?!?! Lololololol

[Deahanne4]

Omg i love this so much it's so funny!

[leahwright69]

this is hilarious. 

[canabalisticnigga408]

your gay as fuck



[TheVaibhavdange]

what the "LOL"!!! i laughed a lot when i heard this.. sorry bro, you're not gud at rapping.. i think i am much better than this... btw.. good studio..

[0232069]

so cute hahahahahhaha

[heteshosaurus]

Fake and Gay.

[kodyko3]

haha i love this kid

[ModernWarfare3Player]

Dick

[MRBOXING300]

Autotune?



[adamkwas]

beatz

[adamkwas]

@adamkwas by dre

[ohmygoshakash]

Sup Eminem.

[Joydeep426]

yeh kya bakhchodi hai ??? :P :P

[orpazmalka100]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA טמבל

[FalRel20xx]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAH....... the added autotune makes my day

[TheSerialRapper]

This makes total sense. You primitive idiots don't have the intelligence to comprehend the depth of his poetic devices.

[iLAYZERR]

lmfaoooo wtf

[crabbypratty]

LOL!!!!!!!! DUDE ur awesome!!!!!!!!

[DozenShots]

ROFLMAO

[chopper14north]

is he retarded

[dakane328]

suraj is broken

[MLovesItAll]

Its funny though aunty i dont want more gulab jamuns XD haha ;)

[LisaSparklesXOXO]

@MLovesItAll

Sorry, I meant to like your post.

[orvosmacko]

LOLOLOL.....way to go Suraj!

[ikjottagore]

yeah it doesnt make sence AT ALL!

[enrgshow]

funny o

[ikjottagore]

FUNNY YO!

[7richsa7]

it was ok till he said "cricket is like a really stupid sport"

[steveblackops101]

When are u posting a new vid on your main account I have been waiting

[steveblackops101]

First lol love it