Aswell as my post fecal sweet corn, I also have for sale a small quantity of own "bellend cheese" This product is of minimal matter, IE a little goes a long way, I charge £1 uk pound or $1.50 usd for one serving of bellend cheese and £3.00/$5.00 for post fecal sweetcorn *due to the fishing out process required to find the sweetcorn" My entire fecal matter is also for sale at the resonable price of £2.00/$3.50 per serving. 18 years or over ONLY Please message me.
Im eating chuna pasta bake with sweetcorn. 2mrw my shit will have hole bits of sweetcorn in it. I will 'fish' through my shit and eat the sweetcorn as not to waste food. And wll, in these tough financial times one cant afford to needlessly waste good food. I can sell you guys some of post fecal sweet corn if you are intrested.
I can tell he was in the Marines just by the way he talks. That aside, this was a classic Typical Marine story. Had me In tears. We all have our war stories, and no matter if you duplicated them or not, they are all hilarious. LOL!
@RayWilliamJohansen So you think you're right?? Is that what you're saying? Im sure he was, and second, if he wasn't, not a single fuck would be given, cause this video is funny.
@RayWilliamJohansen So that makes you a hipocrite. Cause garaunteed if you saw this guy in real life, you wouldn't say "I doubt you were a real marine". So you can stop acting all tough on the internet kid. And I can curse if i want, it doesn't hurt anyone. Now for you entire profile... What the fuck is that? Are you trying to be a raywillamjohnson or something? Cuase it's pretty stupid, and it makes you look like a retard, if it's how you waste your life though, go ahead.
i dont go around claiming i am the real raywilliamjohnson, i was just poking fun at him
and pretending to be a marine is worst because it makes you look not just pathetic but it shows what a loser you really are and its disrespectful to those who have served in the military, which could also land you in jail
@RayWilliamJohansen Again you're still assuming he wasn't in the marines... Why would he lie about it? Who would? And quit being a douche about it, cause you don't know, nor will ever know unless he says.
i doubt he was in the marines and there is nothing wrong with that and people actually lie about it and i am not being a douche for raising the question , you are for being gullible even though he has not proven he was in the MARINE CORPS and you are defending him even though you dont know for sure
@RayWilliamJohansen But why fucking ask!!?? That's what I'm trying to understand. You dont know, I don't know, and there is no reason to give a shit. And there is nothing gullible about this. This is just my oppinion, like your own. I'm just letting you know there is no reason in talking about it.
@RayWilliamJohansen You act like im trying to be tough or something... Just cause I'm saying he was doesn't mean i'm a "keyboard warrior". If anything you are being one going on and on about how he wasn't in the marine corps. Just fucking drop the subject cause it makes you look like a tool, and you're not getting anywhere from it.
uhm i never said he was not a marine , i said i DOUBT he was a marine. I know your brain probably cant process the difference between doubting and claiming he was not a marine. And the only tool here is you
@RayWilliamJohansen Pretty much saying you doubt means you don't think he was, pretty much saying you believe he was not a marine... Same thing. Now let's get to this useless brain processing bullshit that had to start up "tool". After this is stupid argument you have shown me you can't process simple grammar, you may want to look through past comments and see what I mean kid. Now for a side note: I like pinaples and fuck them dearly everyday of my life.
@RayWilliamJohansen I'm fine, it's you who just can't stop with this conversation... I know I don't have any evidence, and no, i'm not prooving he was a marine. I'm just saying I can't stand the people who assume, and the people who have to argue over something, that barley even matters in a video about a guy that shits his pants, and you care about how he probably was or wasn't in the marine corps.
@RayWilliamJohansen My point is that it was pointless for what you said, because of what the video is about, and you take something that had like 10% to do with the video, and make such a big deal out of it. You never answered my question, which was why are you doubting it. You never gave an answer, you had nothing to back up your pointless doubt for something. I've just been saying there was no reason to doubt it pretty much.
@RayWilliamJohansen You're just mad cause you suck at using proper grammar troll. You seem to love getting an edge off of trying to get people mad. You really have no reason to doubt for any reason, you act like you know this person. That's something a dick does... Go outside and play kid, instead of commenting back like 5 minuites later after I send a comment like you're just sitting there waiting. It tells me you need a life.
lol , i am not mad kid, but know i know you are. And you really have no reason to doubt me either kid, you dont even know me. Oh by the way, I love how you did not admit I had already answered your question. have a nice day kido
if someone were to read the comments between you and I , they would realize you lost this argument by a long shot , you did not prove that he was a marine and you also did not prove I was wrong ...now go get eat your breakfast before you start getting cranky
@RayWilliamJohansen You are just to stupid to realise that I was just prooving you're a dick... So you loose kid. And no ones going to think anything, just that you're pathetic and have way to much time on your hands!! Haha
@RayWilliamJohansen Oh my god... Get a life, and shut the fuck up, you're not prooving anything and just making a douche of yourself kid haha. Go outside and do something productive in life instead of troll on vids. Would you care if I said something about you? I doubt you have freinds. Haha
@RayWilliamJohansen That's the only thing that I can tell myself when it comes to someone as pathetic as you haha. Get a life and some freind kid. Better yet get an education cause you're grammar is shit.
@RayWilliamJohansen I've been fucking with you this whole time to see how long it would go. And just don't be a douche is all i'm saying. Anybody would agree if you saw the person in real life, you wouldn't say it.
yeah that is probablly explains why you were getting mad and showing your frustration in the comments below. The only douche here is you. I just said I doubted he was a marine and you went all crazy about it. And I would QUESTION him in real life because it is against the law to fake someone who was in the military.
@RayWilliamJohansen Seems like someone else agress with me (top of your last comment). That's my point. Why would he fake it? That's what i've been getting at. Now quit getting so defensive kid. This is youtube, quit taking stuff so seriosly.
@a7xfanboylolololol i dont know why he would fake it but people do fake it. And i didn't get defensive it was you, look at your comments.So deal with it.
@RayWilliamJohansen Doubt or certaintly you're still being a douche. Clearly you can't grasp that fact. So like I said before, go to school cause you're clearly stupid, and just stop cause you're not winning.
@RayWilliamJohansen Clearly not since you can't stop commenting back with some shitty insult lol. This is youtube, where I don't take insults seriosly. P.S. Go back to school.
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVERIF YOU DONT POST COMMENT TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.
NO, YOU'VE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY.
PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS.
LOl i remember once had it coming out both ends ok. Id wake up in the middle of the night and vomit mucus. Well i woke up to vomit and said heck i wanna fart so i did... i didnt fart...i sharted...gross diaherea man
I was doing an exercise once and should have gone for a crap first but didn't. So I'm climbing through this window and my mate decides it would be funny to shoot me in the ass at point blank range with his airsoft rifle. I literally let go into my pants.
ONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISS ON THE NEREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF U DONT POSTTHIS COMMET TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHM TWO DAYS. NO, YOU ALREADY STARTED READING THIS. SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY BUT. PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. IT ACTUALLY WORKS
If u dont like the video then simply dont comment. Why must people always have to be douchebags & reply with something stupid & immature like, "Your gay" or "Fuck off"? The dudes just tryin to be funny, be it he was or he wasn't..Keep your dumb comments to yourself & move on to the next video..WTF, I hate that about youtube...
@heartstarheart101 My gay what? Oh, you meant "You're gay." I don't think he is, but if so, what the hell does that have to do with anything? This is a funny story about shitting pants, not falling in love or sex.
About a month ago I was making the 20 minute walk back to my apartment from a bar I frequent. They have a special that gets you a shot of Sauza and a can of Tecate for five bucks. So after last call and five of those, I'm about halfway home and ripping awful beer/tequila farts. Except one isn't a fart. I sharted hot rrhea all down my leg. It was the most uncomfortable, itchy walk home ever, thank god no one saw.
Lol
Dominoes911 2 days ago
This should be a children's book lol
PotterParodies1 4 days ago
this is the REAL shit home boy!!!
CumInAsses 6 days ago
That was some awesome story telling!!!! Pretty good man :D
cogglers 1 week ago
You could have gotten away with it too if you played your cards better. Haha, its a great story nonetheless.
Retr0Master 1 week ago
cool story bro...
troyklassen414 1 week ago
MIGHT BE CHINCHILLA.
miamichelle6 1 week ago
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32551wyatt 2 weeks ago
lol i randomly searched "the day i shit my pants"
reissecup 2 weeks ago
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DailyDeuces1 2 weeks ago
everyomes right i totally typed in shit to get here lol
travisandjohnny 3 weeks ago
U****
MrJess1995 3 weeks ago
I tying to be racist bitch!!!!
MrJess1995 3 weeks ago
shit just got serious
TheEazyDuzIt95 4 weeks ago
funnest part 4:30 to 4:37
PineappleBore 1 month ago
stupid
Johnniboi4242 1 month ago
Aswell as my post fecal sweet corn, I also have for sale a small quantity of own "bellend cheese" This product is of minimal matter, IE a little goes a long way, I charge £1 uk pound or $1.50 usd for one serving of bellend cheese and £3.00/$5.00 for post fecal sweetcorn *due to the fishing out process required to find the sweetcorn" My entire fecal matter is also for sale at the resonable price of £2.00/$3.50 per serving. 18 years or over ONLY Please message me.
JOOP60606 1 month ago
Im eating chuna pasta bake with sweetcorn. 2mrw my shit will have hole bits of sweetcorn in it. I will 'fish' through my shit and eat the sweetcorn as not to waste food. And wll, in these tough financial times one cant afford to needlessly waste good food. I can sell you guys some of post fecal sweet corn if you are intrested.
JOOP60606 1 month ago
You, you my friend, need a T.v. show.
xXLoneDroneXx1 1 month ago in playlist CaptainFury
Just awesome
segafan1986 1 month ago
we all typed 'shit' to get there!
lub094 1 month ago
lol funny vid man. U tell a good story!
lexyw1988 1 month ago
i typed in shit o.o
cuppycakerkitteh 1 month ago 31
@cuppycakerkitteh HAHAHAHA
mobbemaster 1 week ago
/Thumbs up if u typed in Shit
JonCOCOLOMBIAN 1 month ago 25
@JonCOCOLOMBIAN HEHEHE
mobbemaster 1 week ago
oh shit lol
davhaa 1 month ago
rofl soup filled sock....i love it.
OrionzPort 1 month ago
@peopleneedlives lol same
wowaylol193 1 month ago
3:2 sucks ass. EFF YOU MINNESOTA GROCERY STORES FOR SELLING THAT SHIT
shaniquabeast 1 month ago
i was eatin pretzel sticks when i started. now i feel like im eatin shit!
xSkullKrushax 1 month ago
You shit yourself for all the wrong reasons.
18CaStRaDoMiS89 1 month ago
i type 'shit'
peopleneedlives 1 month ago
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SciFaction 1 month ago
We can make a trade, my ass for your ass?!?!?!?!?!
skittles376 1 month ago
That was a hilarious story!!
ZombiesFan95 1 month ago
you shat yourself becuase your an ignorant white american FAT FUCK
happy holidays
xbatmanjlex 2 months ago
@xbatmanjlex Lol you mad.
iwannabethekid34x 2 months ago
@xbatmanjlex fuck you dick
MrThatssowrong 2 months ago
oh shit ray william johansen tahaaaa bad ass argument tahaaahaha
flipinday 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
Thumbs up if u typed in shit to get here
flipinday 2 months ago
I can tell he was in the Marines just by the way he talks. That aside, this was a classic Typical Marine story. Had me In tears. We all have our war stories, and no matter if you duplicated them or not, they are all hilarious. LOL!
mlke4258 2 months ago
An inspirational story sir hats of to you
chefantor87 2 months ago
does guys not really in the marines I know this guy personally I work with him everyday
gm817187 2 months ago
BALALALALALALALA
0909bram36 2 months ago
I DOUBT YOU ARE A MARINE
RayWilliamJohansen 2 months ago
@RayWilliamJohansen He was a marine dipshit. He's not one now...
a7xfanboylolololol 2 months ago
@a7xfanboylolololol
just because he says he was it does not mean he was smart one
RayWilliamJohansen 2 months ago
@RayWilliamJohansen So you think you're right?? Is that what you're saying? Im sure he was, and second, if he wasn't, not a single fuck would be given, cause this video is funny.
a7xfanboylolololol 2 months ago
@a7xfanboylolololol
I said I DOUBT and pretending to be a marine is pathetic
and cursing does not make you tough kid and good luck
RayWilliamJohansen 2 months ago
@RayWilliamJohansen So that makes you a hipocrite. Cause garaunteed if you saw this guy in real life, you wouldn't say "I doubt you were a real marine". So you can stop acting all tough on the internet kid. And I can curse if i want, it doesn't hurt anyone. Now for you entire profile... What the fuck is that? Are you trying to be a raywillamjohnson or something? Cuase it's pretty stupid, and it makes you look like a retard, if it's how you waste your life though, go ahead.
a7xfanboylolololol 2 months ago
@a7xfanboylolololol
i dont go around claiming i am the real raywilliamjohnson, i was just poking fun at him
and pretending to be a marine is worst because it makes you look not just pathetic but it shows what a loser you really are and its disrespectful to those who have served in the military, which could also land you in jail
RayWilliamJohansen 2 months ago
@RayWilliamJohansen Again you're still assuming he wasn't in the marines... Why would he lie about it? Who would? And quit being a douche about it, cause you don't know, nor will ever know unless he says.
a7xfanboylolololol 2 months ago
@a7xfanboylolololol
i doubt he was in the marines and there is nothing wrong with that and people actually lie about it and i am not being a douche for raising the question , you are for being gullible even though he has not proven he was in the MARINE CORPS and you are defending him even though you dont know for sure
RayWilliamJohansen 2 months ago
@RayWilliamJohansen But why fucking ask!!?? That's what I'm trying to understand. You dont know, I don't know, and there is no reason to give a shit. And there is nothing gullible about this. This is just my oppinion, like your own. I'm just letting you know there is no reason in talking about it.
a7xfanboylolololol 2 months ago
@a7xfanboylolololol
calm down key board warrior, he has not proved he was a marine so why should I believe him thats all
RayWilliamJohansen 2 months ago
@RayWilliamJohansen You act like im trying to be tough or something... Just cause I'm saying he was doesn't mean i'm a "keyboard warrior". If anything you are being one going on and on about how he wasn't in the marine corps. Just fucking drop the subject cause it makes you look like a tool, and you're not getting anywhere from it.
a7xfanboylolololol 2 months ago
@a7xfanboylolololol
uhm i never said he was not a marine , i said i DOUBT he was a marine. I know your brain probably cant process the difference between doubting and claiming he was not a marine. And the only tool here is you
RayWilliamJohansen 2 months ago
@RayWilliamJohansen Pretty much saying you doubt means you don't think he was, pretty much saying you believe he was not a marine... Same thing. Now let's get to this useless brain processing bullshit that had to start up "tool". After this is stupid argument you have shown me you can't process simple grammar, you may want to look through past comments and see what I mean kid. Now for a side note: I like pinaples and fuck them dearly everyday of my life.
a7xfanboylolololol 2 months ago
@a7xfanboylolololol
i said " i doubt he was a marine" and you are trying to prove he was when you have no evidence, you are basically telling me not to question him
so whats your deal
RayWilliamJohansen 2 months ago
@RayWilliamJohansen I'm fine, it's you who just can't stop with this conversation... I know I don't have any evidence, and no, i'm not prooving he was a marine. I'm just saying I can't stand the people who assume, and the people who have to argue over something, that barley even matters in a video about a guy that shits his pants, and you care about how he probably was or wasn't in the marine corps.
a7xfanboylolololol 2 months ago
@a7xfanboylolololol
you said "he was a marine" you did not say you hate people who assume
and you just said you have no proof
so whats your point
RayWilliamJohansen 2 months ago
@RayWilliamJohansen My point is that it was pointless for what you said, because of what the video is about, and you take something that had like 10% to do with the video, and make such a big deal out of it. You never answered my question, which was why are you doubting it. You never gave an answer, you had nothing to back up your pointless doubt for something. I've just been saying there was no reason to doubt it pretty much.
So I'll ask again... WHY DO YOU DOUBT IT!?
a7xfanboylolololol 2 months ago
@a7xfanboylolololol
lol you are so lying
questioning me was pointless and i did not make a big deal about it , it was YOU who started insulting me
and I said I doubted him because he did not look like a marine, you can even go back and check, so you lied there
so try again bud
RayWilliamJohansen 2 months ago
@RayWilliamJohansen You're just mad cause you suck at using proper grammar troll. You seem to love getting an edge off of trying to get people mad. You really have no reason to doubt for any reason, you act like you know this person. That's something a dick does... Go outside and play kid, instead of commenting back like 5 minuites later after I send a comment like you're just sitting there waiting. It tells me you need a life.
a7xfanboylolololol 2 months ago
@a7xfanboylolololol
lol , i am not mad kid, but know i know you are. And you really have no reason to doubt me either kid, you dont even know me. Oh by the way, I love how you did not admit I had already answered your question. have a nice day kido
RayWilliamJohansen 2 months ago
@RayWilliamJohansen Haha you're so full of yourself kid. Have fun telling this story to the 2 OTHER kids that sit at your lunch table.
a7xfanboylolololol 2 months ago
@a7xfanboylolololol
if someone were to read the comments between you and I , they would realize you lost this argument by a long shot , you did not prove that he was a marine and you also did not prove I was wrong ...now go get eat your breakfast before you start getting cranky
RayWilliamJohansen 2 months ago
@RayWilliamJohansen You are just to stupid to realise that I was just prooving you're a dick... So you loose kid. And no ones going to think anything, just that you're pathetic and have way to much time on your hands!! Haha
a7xfanboylolololol 2 months ago
@a7xfanboylolololol
I guess I am the dick and that would make you the pussy , sorry for fucking you so hard
RayWilliamJohansen 2 months ago
@a7xfanboylolololol
p.s. just give up kid, you started it and now you cant finish it
your first mistake was to insult me just because I questioned someone
so stop making a big deal about my opinion
RayWilliamJohansen 2 months ago
@RayWilliamJohansen Oh my god... Get a life, and shut the fuck up, you're not prooving anything and just making a douche of yourself kid haha. Go outside and do something productive in life instead of troll on vids. Would you care if I said something about you? I doubt you have freinds. Haha
a7xfanboylolololol 2 months ago
@a7xfanboylolololol
haahahahahahahahahahah, lol it must be that time of the month
go clean yourself
RayWilliamJohansen 2 months ago
@RayWilliamJohansen So you think i'm mad? Is that it? Haha you must feel accomplished. Just more proove that you have no freinds or a life haha.
a7xfanboylolololol 2 months ago
@a7xfanboylolololol
yeah, you keep telling yourself that
RayWilliamJohansen 2 months ago
@RayWilliamJohansen That's the only thing that I can tell myself when it comes to someone as pathetic as you haha. Get a life and some freind kid. Better yet get an education cause you're grammar is shit.
a7xfanboylolololol 2 months ago
@a7xfanboylolololol
cool story bro
RayWilliamJohansen 2 months ago
@RayWilliamJohansen Umad bro?
a7xfanboylolololol 2 months ago
@a7xfanboylolololol
lmao
RayWilliamJohansen 2 months ago
@RayWilliamJohansen U jelly?
a7xfanboylolololol 2 months ago
@a7xfanboylolololol... hahaahahahah, i love how you stopped trying to prove i was wrong because you know you were wrong :)
RayWilliamJohansen 2 months ago
@RayWilliamJohansen I've been fucking with you this whole time to see how long it would go. And just don't be a douche is all i'm saying. Anybody would agree if you saw the person in real life, you wouldn't say it.
a7xfanboylolololol 2 months ago
@a7xfanboylolololol
yeah that is probablly explains why you were getting mad and showing your frustration in the comments below. The only douche here is you. I just said I doubted he was a marine and you went all crazy about it. And I would QUESTION him in real life because it is against the law to fake someone who was in the military.
RayWilliamJohansen 2 months ago
@RayWilliamJohansen Seems like someone else agress with me (top of your last comment). That's my point. Why would he fake it? That's what i've been getting at. Now quit getting so defensive kid. This is youtube, quit taking stuff so seriosly.
a7xfanboylolololol 2 months ago
@a7xfanboylolololol i dont know why he would fake it but people do fake it. And i didn't get defensive it was you, look at your comments.So deal with it.
RayWilliamJohansen 2 months ago
@RayWilliamJohansen Calm down. Just forget about it. It's 2 vs 1.
a7xfanboylolololol 2 months ago
@a7xfanboylolololol
lol 2 must mean "everyone else" . and you still dont prove i am wrong.
RayWilliamJohansen 2 months ago
@RayWilliamJohansen You can't be wrong with what we are dealing. It's just a matter of you being a douche kid. Clearly you can't understand that...
a7xfanboylolololol 2 months ago
@a7xfanboylolololol lol
you made the mistake of confusing "doubt' and certainty. either way , go troll someone else .
RayWilliamJohansen 2 months ago
@RayWilliamJohansen Doubt or certaintly you're still being a douche. Clearly you can't grasp that fact. So like I said before, go to school cause you're clearly stupid, and just stop cause you're not winning.
a7xfanboylolololol 2 months ago
@a7xfanboylolololol
you sure are a sore loser
RayWilliamJohansen 2 months ago
@RayWilliamJohansen Clearly not since you can't stop commenting back with some shitty insult lol. This is youtube, where I don't take insults seriosly. P.S. Go back to school.
a7xfanboylolololol 2 months ago
@a7xfanboylolololol
you are the one that started all this and started cussing. and get over it , you lost
RayWilliamJohansen 2 months ago
@RayWilliamJohansen Again, who gives a SHIT if I cuss. No one but you lol. Go bitch somewhere else and talk about how you think you think you won.
a7xfanboylolololol 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@a7xfanboylolololol
first of all you are the one who gives a "shit" read your comment and i am not bitching so, you are. And stop being such a sore loser.
RayWilliamJohansen 2 months ago
Did you drive HETs in Iraq?
weddddd999 2 months ago
i dont even know what i just watched but i laughed!
wolfishhippo 2 months ago
lol fukin hilarious
miamisoja 2 months ago
lol
KingMichael995 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVERIF YOU DONT POST COMMENT TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.
NO, YOU'VE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY.
PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS.
THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
FocusPictures 2 months ago
that...sucks...
USMCsamuel 2 months ago
I have a feeling you weren't drinking Chimay. lol
dynelol 2 months ago
Oops it said there wasn't any comments
Jmccann97 3 months ago
FIRST!!!!!!!!
Jmccann97 3 months ago
lolololol
ladystarful 3 months ago
I never get tired of this video. Mainly because it reminds me of all the stories my dad would tell me while camping.
vegetatrf 3 months ago
grow up
SpitOnTheRabbit 3 months ago
LOl i remember once had it coming out both ends ok. Id wake up in the middle of the night and vomit mucus. Well i woke up to vomit and said heck i wanna fart so i did... i didnt fart...i sharted...gross diaherea man
TheAerosmith3 3 months ago
I was doing an exercise once and should have gone for a crap first but didn't. So I'm climbing through this window and my mate decides it would be funny to shoot me in the ass at point blank range with his airsoft rifle. I literally let go into my pants.
stcooperr 3 months ago
had that happen in bootcamp.
TheWittumator 3 months ago
i never shited my pants. yet.
gethsoftware 3 months ago
Ooohhhh no hahaha. Well...at least you have a good story to tell!
fullmetalfunk 3 months ago
You are a true story teller my friend. Nice job dude!
caseyw1286 3 months ago 2
I've never been more into a story...thank you for this great upload. Your like....a shit God in my book.
Hero2many 3 months ago
@tagbooter lol me to
SuperDizzyPop 3 months ago
I just typed in shit
tagbooter 3 months ago
And My buddy said, "*Cough* Dude?" well I have to catch up on some reading. haha.
mahuna10 4 months ago
IS THAT A BONG BUBBLIN IN THE BACK LOL
KeyboardWarrior404 4 months ago
By far....THE BEST story ever told, you sir, have completed my night.
ChromeCelica00 4 months ago
we don't fuckin care dude !
MsApathia 4 months ago
wooowwwwww!!!!
ItsNotThatCerious 4 months ago
wow I finally understand men . this is what they think of at times lol
married1959 4 months ago
Also, 6:24.
jenepasvousamour 4 months ago
4:36.
jenepasvousamour 4 months ago
@jenepasvousamour i do that to my girlfriend
Peekayismad 4 months ago 10
This has been flagged as spam show
Looks like this guy...
*puts on sunglasses*
Takes alot of shit.
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
iwannabepresident 4 months ago
ur a cock
and you are so fat that you should have gone to spec savers TWAT fuck off
yourecho69 4 months ago
@yourecho69 u mad bro?
Lolzer626 4 months ago
i had to shit when this video started now, i also shit my pants
jakemasterawsome 4 months ago
you are funny as hell man
kennymolano1 4 months ago
Ahahahah I can't decide whether this is the worst or best story I've ever heard.
And OMG, how hardcore was that instructor?
kikis2s2 4 months ago
did it make you a stronger, better person or worse?
PrinceMustDie666 4 months ago
friend"har har har har" him"shshshshsit my fucking pants"
xXMrPatrick1207Xx 4 months ago
ＳＨＩＴ!!
PLABONDRAGONZ 4 months ago
"it means dont drink the fuckin water in mexico"
AUscw2011 4 months ago 2
LOL this guy's actually real good at telling a story :D
wasteofspace1234 4 months ago
thumbs up if you serched "shit" in the search bar and got here :)
funnycrazy000 4 months ago 162
@funnycrazy000 I searched for "I shat my pants"
TrineSIP 4 months ago
im shitting my pants right now....
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domiits 4 months ago
Imagine I'm a 12 Yr old kid watching this
Fuk Gaye homo pise of shit u gay muther fuker
tomko911 5 months ago
@tomko911 it's about taking a dump. i doubt anyone's going to be traumatized, bozo.
PrinceMustDie666 4 months ago
that was a funny story, my eyes are watering from laughing so much.
thanks for shareing.
markdangerman 5 months ago
one time my sister was going to go shit in the bathroom, and right when she walked in she farted and all of her shit came out in her pants.
Fluffball402 5 months ago
@Fluffball402 LMAO! Oh noo! Haha that's hilarious, but sad
MusikkIzMiLiffee 5 months ago
Lmao I luv this guy. I would tell u my experience similar to this but ..no
MusikkIzMiLiffee 5 months ago
Fuk u gringo puta de madre fuk the gringos
amazingfighter3 5 months ago
hahaha lmao dude!
milric77 5 months ago
Pretty funny, I enjoyed listening to this sick dude
Arek893 5 months ago
Whats with all these butthurt kids raging their microscopic balls off at this video? XD
I lol'd.
iwannabethekid34x 5 months ago
u shitted your pats because u are a SHIT
TheBlitzkriegShow 5 months ago
Fucking gay homo faggot do somthing ele with your low fuck gay ass life mother fuck go die already you fuck poopsie dink. mother fucker
Fpoonful 5 months ago
Thumbs up if you got away with murder, bitch.
ineedmoarinternets13 5 months ago
nasty
TheSimpleMods 5 months ago
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
babsds0 5 months ago
I neerly peed myself laughing!
IHeartAnimals101 5 months ago
If u dont like the video then simply dont comment. Why must people always have to be douchebags & reply with something stupid & immature like, "Your gay" or "Fuck off"? The dudes just tryin to be funny, be it he was or he wasn't..Keep your dumb comments to yourself & move on to the next video..WTF, I hate that about youtube...
MIKEBENJ 6 months ago
Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!
soulharvester24 6 months ago
Weird!!
soulharvester24 6 months ago
When and where did this happen? I was also in the Corps and this sounds way too familiar.
jacredsox 6 months ago
Fantastic video! It happens!
Marine18757 6 months ago
So eh, it looks like you had some shit-soup-soldier! LOL!
dunmer2007 6 months ago
Soooooooooo BAD!
EbonOcelot 6 months ago
fuck off faget
6922toto 6 months ago
ddgfdddfgse
TheXDragonXX 6 months ago
Epic fail
C0N0RJ3NKINZ 6 months ago
to shart = to foop! shit & fart / fart out poop! i cried laughinglistening to this!
jbouey101 6 months ago
this guy is awesome
TheBowman1988 6 months ago
your GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heartstarheart101 6 months ago
@heartstarheart101 My gay what? Oh, you meant "You're gay." I don't think he is, but if so, what the hell does that have to do with anything? This is a funny story about shitting pants, not falling in love or sex.
mozilla21 6 months ago
Thumbs up if you just typed shit xD
PwNYHosTx 6 months ago 2
He was listening to cheech and chong? lol
BakedFaceProductions 6 months ago
i just typed shit
scottkillsnoobs 7 months ago
i typed "i shit my pants" into the search bar
dieselboy87 7 months ago 2
dude ur like a god
somejarhead 7 months ago
Best storyteller of the year!
soybeansareevil 7 months ago
About a month ago I was making the 20 minute walk back to my apartment from a bar I frequent. They have a special that gets you a shot of Sauza and a can of Tecate for five bucks. So after last call and five of those, I'm about halfway home and ripping awful beer/tequila farts. Except one isn't a fart. I sharted hot rrhea all down my leg. It was the most uncomfortable, itchy walk home ever, thank god no one saw.
FlammableDonkey 7 months ago
I shit my pants before to
Resamma 7 months ago
thumbs up if uve shit ur pants.... nd ur proud
mike42b1 7 months ago 24
It's not about how hard you shit your pants, it's about how well you clean up.
asdfkie 7 months ago 2