WEED STORE

[MuzzafuzzaGaming]

And now Obama's cracking down on California weed shops. Fuck.

[moxone73]

Fucking Right!

[bingusmang]

We should have this as a commercial for California

[WannaExpressYourSelf]

"We have earthquakes, tsunamis, WE DONT GIVE A FUCK!! ... It's legal!"

HAHAHAHA!!

[seguradubbz]

if you aint high at 2 in the afternoon go fuck yourself

[mindfull777]

birth control 

[hoopydu]

Move to CA cocksucker!

[aj9162001]

isnt it crazy that EVERY1 smokes weed...well..mostly ery1

[SelfAware1]

god damn, i wish the country was like california! just go to the weed store get some 35% THC sativa and enjoy my personal freedoms.

[lduvelle]

NOT FOR TICKLIN PLAYA, IM ON SOME MAN SHIT

[Jaremus]

Move to California cocksucker. LMFAO (I don't know what was more funny, the line itself or this Soprano dude)

[FrettingCajarot]

Some of my favorite comedians doing my favorite thing to do.

[Jpbuckers]

niggercunt

[Disposition446]

JOEY "COCO" DIAZ AKA JOEY KARATE AKA PLANET ROCK AKA MAD FLAVOR 

[LouisSarano]

@Disposition446 COMIN AT YA FROM THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE, REMEMBER TO JACK YOURSELVES OFF WITH FLESHLIGHTS AND EAT BANANA BREAD TO GET FUCKED UP

[johnsmdm]

the musad are tracking for some down lo shit...watch it man...every move you makes is recorded sir....

[Allenking3782]

Is from Michigan. It's legal here too!! Great bud around here right now.

[zzpure1]

@Allenking3782 hook me up stay n saint clair shoes

[Sup3rShann0n]

Joe Rogan looks out of this world high

[FEENEYSON]

I would love to fuckin hang out with those guys and smoke some weed

[Nogard2oo7]

@FEENEYSON your too fucking poor to afford weed + its illegal in your shit country + your already too fucked up don't need weed

[FEENEYSON]

@Nogard2oo7 poor? you work for fuckin peanuts you smelly polish faggot!

[Nogard2oo7]

@FEENEYSON haha peanuts? I actually finished medicine what da fuck do you do for living you miserable bushpig. Get educated you irish homo then we talk ok. just coz your a troll on youtube doesn't mean your a tough badass. and watched few boxing vid an thinks can take anyone haha. bring it bro any time!

[resultscountasshole]

@Nogard2oo7 illiterate peasant. How many 'people' are living in your shack, huddled around the oil drum Get your shoe shine kit boy, you backward inbred. You got fucked in Ireland when you were there cleaning their toilets, soak it up and stop whining about it you little Bitch. Medical doctorate from where, wzorakkkicivich university, right, ROTFL. Who are you kidding. What the hell are you waiting for, I told you to get your kit, these Lobbs aint going to shine themselves

[Nogard2oo7]

@resultscountasshole you stupid ignorant bushpig. I live in Australia, have never been in fucking Ireland neither in US. I traveled almost all of the Europe and other countries tho. I graduated in UWA( University of Western Australia) after 6 years of hard studying so please shut your fat face and go eat more mcdonalds coz that's what you do on daily basis you poor fat fuck. ahahaha you're such a stupid Yankee man...

[resultscountasshole]

@Nogard2oo7 Did I hit a raw nerve. You fled your pigsty to live in Australia. Waiting tables and cleaning drains. Is your mother, (who is also, strangely, your Auntie) proud of her little man. She had to sell an organ and go on the game, just so you could live in the shoe box, you call home. Snap, snap, I want to see my face's reflection in those shoes. Anything less, I call immigration. Capiche?

[Nogard2oo7]

@resultscountasshole haha you fucked man! i don't care what you say so fuck you yankee fat piece of shit ok:)

[jerodirwin66]

lol i've finally have seen joe inhale!

[ontariobuds]

it's legal only on state level, the feds can and do bust compassion clubs.

Also I'm in Canada where it is legal also, for medical purposes of course.

[acemisterxxx]

@ontariobuds It's not at all legal in Canada

[ontariobuds]

@acemisterxxx really? where is it not? I thought it was all of Canada as it is under Canadian law.

[acemisterxxx]

@ontariobuds All of Canada! I'm from the GTA and there is no way it is legal because cops hound that shit! You have to be really stealth to have a chance at getting away with it. I'm pretty sure you just get a slap on the wrist from most cops if you have a small amount and they just take it away and maybe charge you a small fee but thankfully I haven't been caught yet so I don't know first hand. It is very much illegal in all of Canada I don't know where your getting your information lol

[ontariobuds]

@acemisterxxx I get my information from Health Canada. Cannabis is legal to grow/smoke if you have a medical condition. I cannot walk down the street with a bag of weed, that is i llegal. There are many people in Canada who have legal weed, some even get it directly from the government but the quality is terrible.

As I said.. "I'm in Canada where it is legal also, for medical purposes of course".

[acemisterxxx]

@ontariobuds Yes I recognize you said that but do you have any idea how hard it is to obtain medical marijuana in Canada? It is nothing like in the US and very few people have it, for example I know somebody that has Insomnia and has had actual testing done several years ago but in order to obtain medical marijuana he has to do several tests again to prove that he actually has it, if there is somewhere where they are less lenient than I would love to know lol but I doubt that is the case.

[ontariobuds]

@acemisterxxx what province do you live in? If you had a doctor on your side they pretty much can't say no. I won't say for sure you will get it because anything can happen but usually if a doctor is backing you up that will get the job done. Not usually, always. you can't do shit without a doctor...i don't think

[zombiekid16]

wow this has made my 2 nd place to live ;D

[DodgyDrifter7]

"Cocksuckaaasss!"

[NebunLaCap]

Aww bowls? Lame smoke blunts man!! Much cooler!!

[moirm2]

@NebunLaCap if your smoking weeed to look cool your in it for the wrong reasons bro

[NebunLaCap]

@moirm2 STFU stupid bitch

[gsh73la]

@NebunLaCap Growtfu

[NebunLaCap]

@gsh73la You grow the fuck up. I called you stupid because you are. Saying smoking a blunt is much cooler does not mean I said smoking a blunt "looks cool". You created a logical fallacy. IDIOT

[gsh73la]

@NebunLaCap No, I didn't, it wasn't even me who said that to you. IDIOT lol

[ollycu36000]

@moirm2 so true man i see so many people like that, it gives everyone else a bad name :/

[sorukai]

@NebunLaCap As said, if you smoke weed to look cool, you're doing it wrong newb. Also, why would you smoke blunt? It wastes the weed and contaminates the taste with tobacco. DERP

[Lifter85]

@sorukai ...because blunts are delicious...keep rolling your papers...and we will keep rollin our blunts, stop hatin.

[piratebri]

I wanna live in Cali, but the fact you can't get a job for fuck would suck.

[rrobinson27]

legendz right hear

[GRASSMANhydro]

blowin up the spot its badie!

[chinolatino38]

this guy is a prick

[weepaul666]

@chinolatino38 shut the fuck up, you sensitive asshole

[chinolatino38]

@weepaul666 fuck you.pot head loser. and that fat fuck DIAZ

[weepaul666]

@chinolatino38 hahaha. i dont even smoke weed. you think just because i like these guys, i automatically smoke weed? what an asshole! LOL. you hate him cause you cant take "offensive" humour, you sensitive prick. you better get that sound out of your vagina, sweety. it's making you cranky LMAO

[aurash91]

@chinolatino38 You mad?

[chinolatino38]

@aurash91 i'm mad at diaz for calling me a cocksucker on myspace . and doe'snt even know me

[splanch33]

Legalize

[epikprime]

joey diaz is one funny motherfucker

[rankinmania]

pretty sure joey had a guy thrown out of a club for being high , hows that work out ?

[McNugget06]

Coolest fucking dudes on the planet.

[VegaVermillion]

heheh joey and joe are my fav stoners

[SkankinDevil89]

got my card today :)

[timyochengaz]

so u can get MJ as prescribed pain killers??? man...i wish i had that instead of valium for my teeth extraction.

[maslabud]

joes rogan sounded like a bitch at the end "it's legal" lol

[weepaul666]

@maslabud Why? Is it only cool to do if it's illega? You're grow out of that some day

[maslabud]

I love how you try to get all your grammar and punctuation correct but you still failed miserably. I think you missed interpreted what I was trying to say, the tone of voice he was using made him sound like a bitch. Now you will grow out of your youtube shit talking phase some day to, hopefully.

[weepaul666]

@maslabud Ha. I was high. Who cares? It's a typo. Big deal. Plus you were the one talking shit. I just called you on it. I never hassle anyone unless they're being dicks. You were, so suck ma big fat wily

[maslabud]

My point exactly, who cares? What are you going to accomplish by standing up for joe rogan? Besides it was all in good fun, you must be having a bad day. Also im high as fuck, I can still type correctly.

Im just sayin.

[weepaul666]

@maslabud You're high and can still type correctly? Wow! I want to suck your penis!

[maslabud]

oh now your just being gay. im done with this shit

[weepaul666]

@maslabud Well it seems that you're pretty homophobic. You know what they say is the real underlying reason for people being homophobic, don't you? Come on man. It's time to come to terms with it. You were fantasizing about Joe being a raging homo in this video and get a semi, and now you're having a hard time dealing with it

[maslabud]

hahaha You really make me luagh, you just told me you wanted to suck my dick and now your calling me a homo? I never said joe rogan is a homo, I said he sounds like a bitch. man your good at twisting peoples words. Its amazing what goes on in your head when you start talking to people on youtube. It sounds like maybe you need a therapist to talk to about your underlying reason. Seriously that comment was a cry for help.

[weepaul666]

@maslabud Wow, talk about TWISTING WORDS. LMAO. Yeah, you must be a therapist yourself, because you SURE figured me out. lmao. And see that thing I did about the gay thing? It's called RIDICULE! Hahaha. Welcome to the real world, son...

[weepaul666]

@maslabud And straight guys can make gay jokes and feel nothing of it. But when someone starts taking it literal (I mean it was a clear joke) then you have some problem. Check that therapist man. lmao

[maslabud]

If it was only a joke huh? So what do you have against gay people. They didn't do anything to you so why do you have to go make fun of them? Besides you can only make one gay dick sucking joke befor people start to take you litteraly. You made 2 of them which scares me. And no I don't have a problem with your kind, but I dont like it when you guys try to hit on me.

Now how is it that every day I get some jack ass trying to argue with me on youtube about the most ridiculous things.

[weepaul666]

@maslabud Wow, so more than one person a day gives you a hard time? And WE'RE the one with the problem? lmao ok...

[yourwronghereswhy22]

HE REALLY DID!

[LUISga55555]

all those guys are cool in my book now hell yeah

[uturniaphobic]

ok my source let me down again...last time

I live in Nevada. they have a medical marijuana law too, but it reads like one would have to surrender their driver license to get the card.

So I was thinkin' putt over to CA, get MJ card buy weed in Sacramento and return again to Nevada.

Do you guys know if I need to be a California resident to get that CA card?

Sitting here with no smoke and watching you guys toke really hurts...ouch! lil help?

[KillMeAbel]

yea. you need a california id.

[uturniaphobic]

yeah I called the canna store and the lady there told me the same thing.

have fun guys, not able to move to CA.... grumble grumble

[KillMeAbel]

movee here!!! places are popping up everywhere . one just opened up across the street from my house.

[uturniaphobic]

Well the reason I live in Nevada is because there's no State income tax. I need a friend in the area to go to the store for me. Of course I would make it worth that person's time.

[uturniaphobic]

geez! right across the street! like a dream come true.

[slackersteve2004]

maine just passed that law SAWEET

[ImpartialDemeanor]

I miss california, I used to get so fucking high all the time when I lived there cuz its legal. Now I live in Houston and I gotta be all DL about the shit, Fucking weak

I'm going going back back to Cali Cali

[ImpartialDemeanor]

damn I wanna smoke with you guys man, what a fucking trip that would be

[blah1562]

colorado has been legal since 2000.

got my doctors recomendation. just waiting for the card to come.

worth every penny.

[Jakoloco]

But is it not hard to get the card you need. Like say i lie and tell them i have anxiety probs theyre gonna ask me 4 a doctors slip or sum shit right ?

[Thizzilin]

yeah-but you have to find a doc to do that

[Thizzilin]

I LOVE LIVING THE CALIFORNIA LIFE

[Tenatiouz]

562

[evanskates123456789]

im going going back back to cali cali (ba baum boom) im going going back back to cali ca-- wait, wtf!! im already here!! yeah!!!!!! im happy

[JillnRe]

hahahaha I love your voice, it sounds deep and weird.

BUT AWESOME.

[zackmartin00]

Man, I live in Missouri. What the fuck... what the fuck.. [shakes head]

[Hady629]

i know man lol me too

[lorid7790]

Pennsylvania. >_>

[red420eye]

fucc oklahoma i hate it here,want to move to cali

[yungcuz2011187]

hey u fat fuck dont talk shit about michigan

[1llusionz]

I live in cali. :) gotta love it. . .

[uglywhat]

im jealous

[johnsmdm]

as a jew I'm telling you these motherfuckers are lost cocksuckers..I'm slowly losing respect..Diaz is turning bigot as you'll here on "rogan green room"..lets make them homeless sirs..

[5190]

oh snap... I live in ontario

fort erie pop of 29,000 can't grow fucking weed.

i would love to move to California because of the marijuana laws.

[TravisTuovanen]

haha when i was 8 my hockey team beat fort erie to win the all ontario finals suckaaaa

[Sielomax]

how did this guy not get a role in my favourite program ever [the sopranos] he's as funny as fuck.

[sorz123]

@Sielomax thats not joey diaz on the sopranos it's vincent pastore they look alot alike common mistake.

[tormentgb]

thats fuckin awsome lol as soon as im 18 baby

[johnsmdm]

stop making jews look bad Eli..

[JoeNPeegan]

jews dont need eli to look bad

[karl911]

LOL! lmfao!

[servo66]

@JoeNPeegan Seriously? Five "likes?" Don't hate just because we control the media and the world.

[astrosopher]

CHEERS TO THE DEATHSQUAD this is astrosopher holla back...peace

[GOTMILKLOL1]

what a fat fuck i'd one hit that cracker wood lookin mother fuckera

[ThePinkPigeon]

Quit driving to walgreens hahah

[mags1008]

lol

[Garbonzo07]

SMOKE TOKE SMOKE

[locosland]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAH that's hilarious!!!