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  • Vin is awesome.

  • The story is; Vin is gayer than an Easter Parade. That when you hear him talking off-camera (or off-interview) he basically sounds like Richard Simmons.

  • great editing LOL!

  • lol fast and the furious grossed more at the box office then private parts lol

  • "We been readin that book Secrets..." LMAO

  • @finalfantasy705 You're an idiot. 

  • "the audience owns dom" ..BahahahAhahaHH!

  • 0:12 "nigger gonna see encerdible car races!!!!?!?! nigger diesel is racist lol

  • @KCArmstrongXIIV

    OMG - YOU ARE SO STUPD

    VAN DIESEL IS BLACK AND ITALIAN

  • @random cool story, bro

    *LauGhs*

  • @KCArmstrongXIIV

    why dont you go wikipedia

  • the very first the fast the furious was awesome. the ones that followed were awful. i never got to watch this one with vin's return so i cant really comment on that.

  • Artie didn't quote it from the very beginning, so I quote

    "The cameo that I realized how much the audience has owned dom, it's like vins

    personal script preferences it's almost secondary, to the audiences

    apprectiation of dom and connection to dom and ownership of dom"

    However Artie was correct in stating that this is in fact the stupidest thing any human being has ever spoken.

  • Vin Diesel blows. Artie asks what he did wrong? lol. 

  • "Vins personal script preferences are secondary to the audiences ownership of Dom."

    "that might be the dumbest thing a human beings ever said."

    LMAO

  • That photo at 0:15 is hilarious!!! even funnier when matched it up with Vin Diesel describing "incredible stunts in action"...LOL.

  • meaningful story..... in what way.

  • Jesus, Vin sounds SO gay in this! I like Pitch Black but he sounds gayer than Chris Crocker!

  • Vin loves the man muscle fast and furious in his pitch black.

  • "Chronicles Of Riddick" was still badass.

  • and miley cirus has a new film coming out... "who gives a shit who gives a fuck" haha

  • LOL at artie!

  • Is it me, or does Vin Diesel sound like a slight resemblence to Mark Harris? I was just waiting for Vin to mention Martha Raye being in the movie.

  • Howard & the gang usually make good points and are funny when dissing celebrities. But this one just seemed like they were making fun of Vin Diesel when there wasnt really anything to make fun of. He didnt say anything absurd but they are acting like he did. They act like the F & F movies are bombs and he is desperate for work so he has to make another one. But those movies make good money and Vin gets paid very well to make them.

  • @ReALiTeeChEkk Nothing Vin said made any sense in that clip. And to top it of he turned down F&F sequel before, saying it he was done with it, that's when his star seemed to be rising.

  • @WhoCares3001, 1st clip he simply describes the movie. 2nd clip he's saying that no matter what other roles he takes, there are still alot of fans that want him in the role of "Dom". 3rd clip he just says he like muscle cars the best. What part did u not understand ? I'm no expert on Vin so if u say he turned down a sequel earlier in his career then i believe u. But just cause he later decides to do it doesnt necessarily mean he is desperate for work.

  • @ReALiTeeChEkk Lol, did you seriously "explain" the clips, this site never ceases to entertain. Vin talked about being "past" F&F and didn't want to be bothered with the franchise, but that's when his star was rising. The past couple of years have been slow for him, let's be real how much range does he have?

  • @WhoCares3001, uhhh who was the one who said he made no sense in the clips ? I was just trying to help u out since your comprehension seems to be like a 3 year old. I never said he had alot of range. Most action stars dont have or need much range. " The past couple of years have been slow for him ". Are u his agent ? How do u know he hasnt just been enjoying life and turning down roles ? Plenty of actors go 2 years without making a movie on purpose.

  • @ReALiTeeChEkk Now he's a "star"? Yea, he's been turning down roles but couldn't resist F&F 3. The bit went over your head, so spare us the lame insults. Really. Reply if you like I won't be reading any responses from you.

  • @WhoCares3001 , my god u are stupid lol. Of course he's a movie "star". He's done around 20 movies in the last 15 years. The bit went over my head lmao ? yeah it was soooo hard to understand. You act like F & F movies are bombs that go straight to dvd. They are big moneymakers whether u like it or not. By the way, i'm still laughing at your ass for saying he made no sense in the clips lol.

  • @ReALiTeeChEkk And everyone who got what Howard was saying is laughing at you! The lips were typical babble, like your posts, hence why they were funny. All actors are not stars you putz!

  • @WhoCares3001 , putz ? only dorks use that word lol. So people are laughing at me ? Are u psychic ? lol bitch please. Howard acted like what Vin said made no sense & is desperate for work. Although Vin said it in the typical way an actor would talk, it still made sense. Just cause he makes more F & F movies doesnt mean he's desperate. Yes all actors arent stars, but the ones who get leading roles are. It's ok for someone to disagree with Howard. Get his nuts out of your mouth.

  • @ReALiTeeChEkk "..typical way an actor would talk" - AND THAT'S THE JOKE YOU LOSER IDIOT!

  • @WhoCares3001 , so talking up his latest movie, saying fans still love the "dom" character , and saying he loves musclle cars, is somehow hilarious and doesnt make sense ? lol uhhh ok. Face it dumbass, there was nothing outrageous about what he said. But since Howard claims it is, then u must follow. You say he's not a movie star yet he has steadily been STARRING in movies for years, including 3 franchises (F &F, XXX, Chronicles of Riddick). Not a movie star ? lmao u are so stupid.

  • @WhoCares3001 , so talking up his latest movie, saying fans still love the "dom" character , and saying he loves musclle cars, is somehow hilarious and doesnt make sense ? lol uhhh ok. Face it dumbass, there was nothing outrageous about what he said. But since Howard claims it is, then u must follow. You say he's not a movie star yet he has steadily been STARRING in movies for years, including 3 franchises (F &F, XXX, Chronicles of Riddick). Not a movie star ? lmao u are so stupid.

  • I'd have to be in the muscle--I never noticed how stunningly gay he sounds!

  • wgas wgaf...great pictures to go with the video

  • 10 bucks says vin is a pathetic douche and fake faggot in real life

  • idk what their problen is i like F&F all of the movies in that series

  • @surenopimp I don't. Do I have a problem too? Anyone who doesn't agree with your personal entertainment preferences has a problem?

  • @xJoeEDangerouslyx If you didn't like it why do you have to rant on it?? that seems pretty lame

  • Paris Hilton was fucking Vin Diesel until she found out he was half black! 

  • So gay

  • no matter what you think of Fast and Furious, VD is one of the worst actors ever.

  • gay tattoos

  • Vin Diesel is a really cool name but your initals are VD!

  • @haterphd And thats not his real name. Its really Mark Sinclair Vincent, lol

  • @haterphd . What?

  • his on 20million for Fast five ! good movie ask anyone. I wouldnt listen to Stern his a troll. Funny but troll has no idea really. Trash talk at its best.

  • @GodGhettoSuperstar oh yeah Howard made 500 million for his deal then another 200 million for his next deal, hows that Vin Ethanol i mean Diesel.

  • He's just trying to sell his movie, just like when stern tryed to sell his sirus show that utterly failed

  • @BorgKing001 how has it failed? It's still going strong

  • Thanks you for 1:57

  • hahaha. love the mona lisa at the end. lmao!!

  • "Can he be as stupid as he sounds?" Very funny, great pics.

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  • @overclockedamd123

    And Howard's made about 1,000,000 times more than you. So, by your own point of reference, what does that say about you?

    I love when people aren't content to just put their foot in their own mouth, but follow it with their entire fucking leg. Anti-semetic fool.

  • @overclockedamd123 Sorry bro but Howard has made more than Diesel. He has signed 2 500 million dollar contracts. Diesel has some shit movie money. Not even close. Where do you get your info.

  • vin diesel is a moron

  • "I'd have to be in the muscle.."

    I bet you would Vinny. I bet you would. (smirk)

  • Shit movies get made because the film companies cater to the morons because they make up the populous. Its all about numbers not quality. It sucks for the rest of us because good movies dont get made.

  • "Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck?!"

  • Fast and the Furious is so fake because everybody knows chink can't drive

  • come on dont hat e on vin he is a modern day stallon or arnold they couldnt act and made a shit ton!

  • the audiances own DOM its like vins personal script preferences is almost secondary lmfaorof

  • vin diesel would slap howard stern silly

  • @KoojaYooba truth

  • I like Howard, but he's just a big kid who likes what he likes and hates what he hates, and has his own talk show, to talk about whatever he wants cuz he's GOD of the show......but Vin Diesel has not made a bad Fast & furious film.

  • @Mrcynister - You are right. The directors made bad Fast & Furious films. Diesel was just bad in acting within them...but he certainly did not make them.

  • @fullbag50 well, since both his F & F movies made good money, I'd say quite a few people think differently.....while I don't think he's gonna win any awards anytime soon, he doesn't kill the films either.....and I like him in "Chronicles of Riddick" best.

  • @Mrcynister - 'Making money' and 'a film being good' are not equal. McDonalds makes loads of money, but their food sucks. Does this make sense to you?

  • Diesel is a muscular Baba booey without the hair, lips or teeth.

  • "And MEEEE."

  • CAN WE ALL AGREE THAT VIN DIESEL AND PAUL WALKER ARE GAY?

  • @thedarthflagger

    Yes Vin Diesel and Paul Walker are extremely GAY!

  • Robin has some tasty booooobies.

  • @elheadkickio,lol,naw man I love Howard and the $hit he & Artie sayin is funny,but I cant say the fastnfurious movies are bad,except the 2nd one,or that Vin is a bad actor there's tons more worse actors in Hollywood right and even worse movies right? I really think Stern jus burned him cus of somethin personal or just cus he felt like it,lol.

  • So many funny pics here, thanks for the post

  • @mnkycmkydu hah, np m8!

  • Vin's best role was doing the voice of the Iron Giant, not this ff shit.

  • 2 things.. HAHAAA John Holmes... and putting Vin and Nicolas Cage in the same category is an insult. Nicolas Cage is an actor (I really dont care for him) but he has won the Oscar. I'm just sayin I've seen Dead bodies that weren't as stiff as Vin (Johnny 5) Diesel........ No insult intended to Johnny 5 because he's awesome.

  • I don't usually find Artie's comments too funny but, "You're going to see shit acting," was hilarious.

  • vin diesel is a fag

  • Long live Pitch Black.

  • am I the only one from the uk who searches youtube for howard stern clips ? ever since I saw "private parts" I thought he was the greatest.

  • @TheEvilelvis89 Ya know I've never met someone our age who listens to Stern. Even in the states.

  • I never knew Vin Diesel was really weird. And creepy. And annoying.

  • @theMissJackson101 ...he also used to be a rapper on-par with greats like Tom Green and Vanilla Ice :) Just thought I'd boost the creep-factor thru the ceiling =P

  • @lesidhe

    Oh, God. Lol

  • vin diesel is at best a pseudo celebrity who uses his looks to gain film work. Much like most women in hollywood. he cannot act but is sellable to hollywood so they go with it. The same goes for Nicholas cage only he does'nt annoy me the way vin does with that stupid drawn out way he speaks. LMFAO@ any actor who is a so called action star and wears a tutu in a childrens movie! bitch ass !

  • vin diesel is a hack

  • I love Howard but he is wrong about the Fast and Furious movies and not only that they made great money (except the second one) at the box office.I think there was somethin personal for Howard to go in on him,and Artie probably just jabbeb him just cuz.And Vins had some other great movies,Pitch Black,Chronicles of Riddick, Triple X,Babylon AD.

  • @TR3YBUCK It sounds like you have an ownership of Dom, lol

  • 1:57 Jesus, I didn't know Robins breasts were THAT big O.O

  • The Mona Lisa pic at the end looks like Anthony Keidis. 

  • he is such a faggot. 

  • "Miley Cyrus has a new Hannah Montana movie coming out."

    "Who gives a shit?, Who gives a fuck?"

    ROFLMAO XD

  • Vin Diesel is really just a good looking guy with zero talent.

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  • Stern has been on top for 30 fucking years. To compare his career to Vin is impossible, they're not even in the same league. I'm a V D fan (as long as he does'nt crap out any more triple x garbage) but he's got alot more work to do to meet Howards success.

  • Mega Man WTF i never even heard of that movie.

  • Howard stern is a fucking ""NO TALENT ""jealous animal, period.

  • "Dumb?" lmao

  • I'm proud to say I haven't seen any of the Fast/Furious movies.

  • IF YOU GO to India they will tell you about Riddick and they dodn`t know shit about Stern!! anywway ON TO THE NEXT ONE

  • These guys I missing one think, HIS NAME IS DOMINIC so he isn`t saying DUMB

  • this guy made RIDDICK and what did Howard make?

  • @RealDefentertainment a whole lot more than that.

  • @JoeyBieg Nothing tops Riddick. Mention one thing Howard have done that is bigger than that(in popularity)

  • @RealDefentertainment Even the name Howard Stern is more popular than Riddick, a movie which I have never even seen.

  • @RealDefentertainment howard made 500 million dollars. vin diesel couldnt serve howard his morning juice.

  • @muckypup1975 You have to be an Idiot to talk about money right now. I am Talking about International Fame. In England we don`t even get Howard stern But If I turn on THE DVD or go through my DVDs i`ll find VIN.

    Stern have been on Radio way before I was Born and Vin just had Box Office success+fame from about 98+.

    ON TO THE NEXT ONE because i totally don`t care who is richer or not.

  • @RealDefentertainment so what, there is pbbly John Holmes on several of your dvd's too..Quality is what you are looking for bro

  • vin diesels voice sounds a bit like barack obame.

  • @Edible6Gold9Sparkles Aren't they all, Herr Mengele?

  • Vin diesel has a giant head and skinny neck. He named himself diesel when he has skinny little girl arms. Fucking idiot Italian, they aren't smart like white people. It's the moorish blood.

  • @jebuswasgay Vin Diesel looks like that because he's half black. And not all Italians have Moor blood, only some southern Italians do. You can still find many blond hair, blue-eyed people in Sicily.

  • @sandro28grizz Dude, I am not Italian, but even I know not all Sicilians have Moor blood. They're Mediteranian, and mediteranians are naturally dark. The northen italians are blonde due to the germanic and celtic invasions, so if anything the Northerners are more mixed than the Southerners

  • @EffLabels If you read my comment properly, you would have noticed that I said that "some" southern Italians have Moorish blood, I never used the word "all". It's kind of impossible to know what the original Latin people looked like, but since they came from the Latium area near Rome, I would figure they looked pretty similar to modern-day central Italians - not swarthy like Arabs, not fair like Germans, but somewhere in the middle.

  • @sandro28grizz We can get an accurate idea by murals and ancient art work and literature. I agree with you, they were somewhere in between. You do know Sicily was colonized by Greeks, and I can see continutity if you look at a Greek, an Italian and a Spainard, they all tend to have a similer 'look', and I beleive this look is the standrad Mediteranian apperance.Someone like Sinatra (in my opinion) looks more nordic than Italian. Someone like Martin Scorcese would be my idea of how a Med looks

  • @EffLabels Yes, Sicily was originally populated by Greeks, but Greeks have a very diverse gene pool themselves. Since the eastern Mediterranean has been a center of culture and trade for thousands of years, alot of different cultures from very far away places have passed through.

  • @sandro28grizz To be truthfull (I studied genetics) Intrestingly Greeks actually have one of the highest levels of Genetic continuity in Europe (not as mixed as people assume due to their religion, culture etc..,) Did you know *all* Jews share a common hallotype that no other group has?

  • @jebuswasgay Italians *are* white shmuck. And Vin Diesel is mixed-race, not Italian

  • @jebuswasgay I think that if you check the Italian National I.Q., you'd find that it is the same as other European countries. Italian people ARE white, but Vin Diesel is half black.

  • I don't mind Vin Diesel but he's shoveling so much self-absorbed shit in those clips.

  • I miss watching howard stern on E!

  • Fast and the Furious is the worst racing movie of all time. Bad actors bad stories computer cars seriosly man Hollywood throws too much bullshit and they get rewarded for it goofd for them

  • @Dauragon123ko is there any other racing movies?

  • I love the steve langford line at the end...

  • worship the dum!!

  • Vin is gay!

  • i think Vin Diesel is a closted gay man

  • vin is a fake tough guy...have you seen his early hollywood photos?...he is the most goofy nerdy fucker you have ever seen

  • Somewhat hilarious, but his goofed on much better stuff than this boring shit.

  • I just saw this movie a few days ago. Better than part 2 and part 3, but the acting still blows. It seems the producers still believed that over the top special effects would carry this movie. The only redeeming value of this film was that Vin Diesel was in it. He seems to still be convincing even with a terrible script.

    The ending sucked ass.

  • vin diesel in a movie is not a redeeming value

  • Did you guys know he has a twin brother...

    his bro is the gay one...maybe?

    He's a good actor...

  • vin diesel sounds like he's gay to me, has anyone seen him dating women?

  • Holy shit! Is that really Robin at 1.59 or is it photoshop? If it is, I'm in love with those tits!

  • The worst one was that shitty Toyko Drift one. I wanted to hang myself half way through. I haven't seen the fourth one yet.

    Can anyone that can tell the difference between good acting and bad acting tell me if it's worth seeing?

  • thats cause youre a faggot

  • For fucks sake..Artie looks at that donut at 1:31 like he just won the lottery..

  • It's funny the Chronicles of Riddick games are 100x better than the movies their based on. I'm not complaining though.

  • I don't really see the issue.

    What he said made sense to me... He's just saying what he wants in a script isn't as important as what the people want, and the people wanted the Dom they knew from The Fast and the Furious. I guess the implication was he would have changed the character for this movie but didn't to appease the fans.

    I've heard far more inarticulate ramblings if that's what apparently makes him stupid.

  • The reason why people rag on VD is because people see him as a poser.

    He tries to come off as this introspective intellectual with a broad vernacular, but in reality he's just this bouncer from a New York night club that got lucky in Hollywood because he can portray a stereotypical bald badass. That's a good formula for a certain genre of movies.

    Case in point: I've even heard him in interviews comparing himself to Stephen Spielberg.

  • Lex, c'mon be fair to the guy. i hate crappy movies as much as everyone else but a little perspective on VD is needed.

    case in point: he used to be a director, actually made a film with his cash that his pie in the sky mother [she thinks shes a psychic] encouraged. so what im saying is that maybe he's not a poser but a genuine eccentric who believes this shit?

    i read in empire a long time ago that spielberg took a shine to him and tried to teach him some stuff, spielberg cant have time for BS?

  • So what if he's a director. Even a sucessfull director at that. He doesn't come close to Speilberg and it's obvious he never will. He doesn't the intellectual firepower and everyone knows that.

    He's a poser because he tries to come off as something more than he really is.

    And I never said his movies were crappy, I just Implied that he'll always be very limited.

    The fact that something makes money has no bearing on what i said.

  • lex wow, youve completely misunderstood everything ive written and responded to points i never made.

    the only point i made was this; the guys' a genuine kook, he comes from a kooky family so its unreasonable to assume hes a poser. his delusions may not match his talent but that doesnt make him a poser, just deluded.

    comparing himself to spielberg is not posing [reference would be nice]. spielberg likes him, he cant be that pretentious.

  • You have to define what you mean by," like."

    Does he like him as an actor, a director?

    And even if he does, I don't see why that changes anything. I'm sure Spielberg likes a lot of people, who can't do what he does.

  • youre right spielberg liking him doesnt change the fact that VD cant do what he does, but i never said VD can. all im saying saying is that hes not a poser, just a deluded child raised by hippies. so what if he compares himself to spielberg [context please?].

    spielberg likes him as a person and possibly a student. on saving private ryan he let VD choose some shots etc OR AT LEAST LET HIM THINK HE DID. you get what im saying now? spielberg was ENCOURAGING vd like you would to a 'good kid'.

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  • respect the dam

  • Go fuck yourself

  • he sounds like a fag!

  • wat the fuck is he saying at about 1:15

  • That gay aaaahh sound byte is so funny.

  • your gonna see shit acting....lmao!

  • vin diesel is fuckin gay. not a joke.

  • @jiggymelt yea but i bet u wont say that ti his face

  • all hail the domm!!!!!!!!!

  • What is the "aaa-aaa" sound that Fred plays at about 2:15? Is that Sour Shoes?

  • I think that's the fruity sound that the teacher from South Park makes.

  • That's weirdo Stern show caller "sour shoes"..

  • I think that's "Beavis and Butthead".

  • yea

  • And MEEEEEE!

  • vin diesel is a negro he thought by pretending he was race neutral he would get more parts NOT watch now he starts promoting his blackness !

  • lol agreed he is a tard.

  • DUMB? Dom!

    I was so sure Howard would say Dom Irerra.

  • Older reference lost on younger viewers.

    Yes!