Meet Dick Masterson the Most Chauvinistic Man Alive

[CantFearWontFear]

he is kinda dickish, but his points are amazing!!!

[drumzwizard]

Absolutely. Women blackmail men for sex; they exchange it for things i.e. errands around the house etc etc. My brother had to put up with this for years, so too do many of my male friends.

[chaotickittie03]

Some people deserve to be highfived...

In the face...

with a chair.

And this guy is one of them. What a prick.

[DarkPrinceNH5570]

Pretty funny... till you find out what was really going on.

Actually thought this was...  ONLY IN USA!!! ONLY IN USA!!! This is part of the media.

This is to funny.

[redreaper2020]

@DarkPrinceNH5570 The fact that he's right is the part that makes me scared.

[linesinaconversation]

The top comments on this video have me scared for Western civilization.

[tekken847]

He hates woman

[chaotickittie03]

@tekken847 Hold on, I'm on the line with Captain Obvious, what's your call? 

[MonkeyNuhts123]

Fat bitch got told.

[spoonr47]

With a name like "DICK MASTERson": You are born to be Chauvinistic!

[tekken847]

@spoonr47 Not really, Dick Masterson is not a cool name. To be a chauvinist you want to be awsome and have a cool name. I love male chauvinism.

[Anarki23x]

some women, feeling deprived of power, seek to attain power by living vicariously through their mate. this is true, what hes saying is false and based on far too much observation. when you observe something thoroughly with a negative outlook you're going to notice every flaw and thats what hes done. guess what? some women spend a ton of time thinking about men and come up with the same generalizing BS.

[Cheaplymademan]

trolololololololo

[alynwhite]

3:08 Hahahahahahah OWNED

[SturmTodSS]

HAIL DICK MASTERSON!

[yahmana]

I am a man and I wouldn't agree with him. it's shameful to make generalized statements about women (not all women are bad). women contributed to science and built things and are intelligent. women are beautiful, comforting and everything that a man need. men would not be able to live without women.

[youngice6004]

@yahmana And vice versa.

Btw you using beauty as a criteria kind of proves this guy's point

[yahmana]

@youngice6004 I also mentioned intelligence and contribution to society. I wasn't specifically using beauty as a criteria. the point of me mentioning beauty is that I wanted to highlight all the positive things about women.

[793320mz]

@youngice6004,criteria is plural, the singular is criterion.

[youngice6004]

@793320mz If you weren't so shallow and pedantic I'd have never learned that lesson. Thank you for being so shallow and pedantic. :)

[tarasc94]

this man has a lot of guts to come on tv with those views, they're very umm eccentric

[CartoonPropaganda]

Trolling. LOL!

[jeffreyroadhouse]

hes kind of a dick, but that comment about the treadmill was sooooooooooooo funny

[SquareCrystal]

GREAT ALPHA TYPE MALE

HEIL MASTERSON.!

[TheGeniusFetus]

Dick Masterson, Alpha Male.

[NudistInTheRye]

I didn`t hear you. LOL women are so full of shit, they will say anything to make themselves look good.

[nakize1]

what was that? (..........) no response pwnd!!!

[nakize1]

lololololololololololololololo­lolololololololololololololool­lolololololololllll she got raped analy trololol

[AVFCsi02]

This guy is who I aspire to be.

[boarder8returns]

The funniest part of this is the woman who argues with him. Insecure much?

[IArteaga45]

DISH OF PWN!!!

[sugga57]

I love the fact that feminism needs to be fully respected and if you don't respect it, you are an asshole. Yet, you have men like Dick here who stand up and say no to the women who pull that shit daily and say that men are better than women because that is his belief. He isn't hiding who he is or what he thinks. He is better than a feminist because he says what he thinks, feminists just want to be better than men, but they wont admit it.

[Anon371]

A woman is taught from birth that if she has a problem, she must make a man fix it. After all, why should a woman learn how to do something if 49% of the world's population is willing to do it for her? What an incredible feeling of power it must be for women to know that countless men will obey her every command on a whim!

[Anon371]

Women are not physically attracted to a man's external appearance. The proof of this lies in despite women having every oppurtunity in the world to admire men's beauty, they almost never do so. Thousands of fictitous articles are written daily professing the beauty of women and children, but never of men. It is impossible to find a description of the penis outside of a medical textbook. This is why advertisements for both genders will only feature images of a beautiful woman, never a man.

[Anon371]

Women dress to impress other women, not other men. A woman may feel elation when a man notices her in public, but only in the sense that a businessman feels elated when he is informed his stocks have risen in value. If a woman should turn to look at her however, an extremely rare occurence, due to women's judgement being infinitely more remorseless than men's, her day is complete. For she has achieve the impossible; The acknowledgement of another woman.

[Anon371]

Anything men do to impress the opposite sex counts for nothing in the eyes of women. Only women exist in a woman's world. The two genders have almost nothing in common. What, apart from money, could possibly bind a woman to a man? If women did not need men to work and make money for them they would certainly prefer the company of other women, and not just because all women are lesbians. Women make perfect living partners, due to their emotions and feelings both being at the same primitive level.

[Anon371]

I have never met a woman who did not hate her father.

I have never met a women who did not have lesbian or bisexual fantasies.

[Anon371]

If a woman is not cooking, cleaning or fucking she feels out of place. Women dress up in man suits every morning and go to an office building to pretend to be smart. But the second a real problem arises, they go to the first man they can find for help. Women know they are stupid on an unconcious level. They know it. It has been scientifically proven that women are physically and mentally inferior to men. Their brains are 100 grams lighter than men's and contain 33% less gray matter.

[popamon451]

i look up to this guy 90 percent of Chauvinist are women good job dick!!

[SeriouslyPissedOff]

Loling at the people labeling Masterson as a "troll". You don't know what trolling is. Pick up a copy of his book. Then you'll understand that it's a little bit...More than that. Troll is such a terrible fucking word broader than any. It implies instant discredit which is naive. If you've used it, consider yourself a second grader.

[lCENSOREDI]

He's also wearing aviators. I think we can all safely laugh this one off.

[titoshinigami]

ahahah obvious troll is obvious XD

[plodo1]

This guy is a legend! All he says is true!

[DaddyProdigal]

Notice the only man in the crowd laughing at the joke lol

[HCKlilylou]

I'm not stupid.

I'm not a whore.

I'm not worthless.

I'm a girl. and I'm fucking proud.

[SeriouslyPissedOff]

@HCKlilylou You're proud of something you had nothing to do with causing. ...Women. LOL

[HCKlilylou]

@SeriouslyPissedOff wtf are you talking about?

[SeriouslyPissedOff]

@HCKlilylou Can I rest my case? Haha.

[HCKlilylou]

@SeriouslyPissedOff Dear God. Your a fucking moron... I ask you what you meant and you reply back with "I rest my case" wtf dude? So know I'm not aloud to ask questions because I'm a girl? -_-... wow.

[SeriouslyPissedOff]

@HCKlilylou Okay, I'll try that again. Couldn't you just tell I was waiting to use that? lmao. Okay so you left a comment about how you're so proud to be a woman or whatever. (Masterson actually has a chapter about this in his book..) Taking pride in being a man OR woman is retarded. You didn't become a man or woman by accomplishing anything. Is that better?

[HCKlilylou]

@SeriouslyPissedOff Hmmm... I guess thats true.. but my pride is all I have left since this guy has called my whole gender money grabbing whores, not to mention he compared us with dogs :l

[SeriouslyPissedOff]

@HCKlilylou All you have left to do? That's nonsense. You have a lot to do. And that's spending your time busting those stereotypes if you truly feel they're wrong.Chauvinists typically don't ENJOY these behaviors in women. They simply observe them as dominant characteristics in the population. The reason chauvinists bring attention to them is because they WANT to change them. I would LOVE an intelligent, responsible woman. I just rarely see them. And that makes me very sad.

[HCKlilylou]

@SeriouslyPissedOff I wanna be a doctor, and I'm going into medical school at LSU, does that count? :D

[SeriouslyPissedOff]

@HCKlilylou Not sure. Immediately my judgment points to No because literally every female I've encountered thus far pursuing a position in the medical field is chasing that position for it's conception of "success" in our culture. Not because they genuinely aspire to heal people. If that type isn't you, then studying in that field you will have definitely encountered them.

[HCKlilylou]

@SeriouslyPissedOff I'm studying to be a Veterinarian... I going to get a job, and prove to myself that this video is crap. I will do it, because its my dream.

[SeriouslyPissedOff]

@HCKlilylou Hmm. Alright! I bet you will do it. Job as an indicator aside, what you should aim to do is become most efficient personally. Simply getting that role won't end your pursuit so easily. It's a constant process. Killing a stereotype will be a process that happens from the inside out. Now that you've said this, though. If you let us down, I'll kick your ass.

[HCKlilylou]

@SeriouslyPissedOff ^_^ alright. But Actually....Dreams will get you nowhere, a good kick in the ass will take you a long way.



[SeriouslyPissedOff]

@lCENSOREDI :'( aw little mad there . saw a troll there? :'(

[ATENakaATON]

@HCKlilylou wow you come off as being really insecure and weak minded, why do you need to prove yourself in the first place? Dumb cunt just sit on the treasure trove your vag is and keep you mouth shut until someone is ready to put a dick in it.

[HCKlilylou]

@ATENakaATON I'm not insecure, just disappointed that people agree with this guy :/

[ATENakaATON]

@HCKlilylou generally speaking he is right, not all women in a literal sense, but the vast majority are exactly how he says they are

[HCKlilylou]

@ATENakaATON only slutty money grabbing girls are like that. I won't be like the women he described. I'm gonna be a doctor, and marry someone because I love them, not for money. :D well, thats pretty much all my goals in life...

[ATENakaATON]

@HCKlilylou so then your not the vast majority, a very small amount of exceptions doesn't change the fact he's right

[HCKlilylou]

@ATENakaATON what ever. The other chicks can do what they want. But I'm doing my own thing/

[ATENakaATON]

@HCKlilylou if your really doing your own thing, don't get upset by the opinions of others

[HCKlilylou]

@ATENakaATON yup:=P

[CpsLock3]

@HCKlilylou ANOTHER nawlter.

[HCKlilylou]

@CpsLock3 what does "nawlter" mean. 

[CpsLock3]

@HCKlilylou Not All Women Are Like That

[HCKlilylou]

@CpsLock3 yes. but not all women are like that. Who are you to judge people just by the sex they come from... its inhuman.

[CpsLock3]

@HCKlilylou If not all women are like that then why don't they recall unfair devorce laws? Why don't they fight the radical side of feminism. Also we are going to get judged anyway.

[HCKlilylou]

@CpsLock3 ok

[airgilbert]

trollan

[119fatty]

What about Madame Curie?

[kozzy18]

He looks like that guy from Reno 911.

[akahina666]

looks like someone was neglected by his mommy...

[mlc871]

Dick Masterson has eaten more sandwiches than any other man....and he's never made a single one.

[DarkPrinceNH5570]

@mlc871 HAHA omfg... this guy is copying off me. Im not like that.

[Sinlka]

At the back of the line..

in the line.

Not helping.

[Popwer]

Interesting, the only part she didn't hear was the one part she didn't want to hear.

[MSK120]

This guy is a legendary troll.

[B9King937]

Everything he says is true. Except the part when he says "every woman is a lesbian" thats dumb but everything else he said cant be argued with. EVERY guy knows this but wont say it cause then they wont get the only thing us men want.

[AintHome000]

"What was that?"

[Warpath2198]

Most guys think like this but they don't say it. He is,not acting but he is surely being inflammatory to his benefit.

[Armyfractal]

that woman looks like michael cera

[UltraProle21]

best IRL troll of all time, hands down.

Dick Masterson > stupid women in the Dr. Phil crowd

(oh sorry women, that's complex mathematical code for Dick Masterson slaps all these bitches in the face with his cock)

[bdizzle19994]

What a boss

[daaggotman]

"If you hit the treadmill a little more you'd be at the front"

........

"what was that?

...

"YOU'RE STUPID"

[whymenogood]

"take your stupid glasses off" - and that's how woman roll, completely off topic, she manages to come out a winner.

[TheAlexamary]

don't people realize this is comedy?

[zed13281]

@TheAlexamary Dont you realise Masterson is a player? he pumped her belly full of attraction

[truebritney]

What about french women? 

[invmetal10]

Dick Masterson is a stud.

[FunkypinkFerret2]

I really hope men know this guy is an actor..what he's saying isn't serious. The joke is really on the men who are praising him.

[GozerTheGozerian]

@FunkypinkFerret2 That's not entirely true. The joke is on anyone who takes it seriously and responds as if it's real, whether it's "men who praise him" as you say, or women who go ballistic on him.

He's posing as a chauvinist, but in reality he's an equal-opportunity troll. A masterful troll, at that.

[ilkkavu]

@FunkypinkFerret2 No, the joke is on the women who go ballistic. xD

[SeriouslyPissedOff]

@FunkypinkFerret2 Afraid not..but that's a good defense mechanism that's pretty impressive.

[asdfghjkl2222]

shed be in the back of the line. SHES STILL IN THE FUCKING LINE.

[whymenogood]

If only men could vote on American Idol, the most talented contestant would always win.

[TheAlexamary]

@whymenogood men can vote...

[whymenogood]

@TheAlexamary only men

[guasto47]

The man.

[sideroredis]

well if i were a man and had his outlook and personality i would also think that women are together with me only for my money...

[Kurtisgod1]

What a badass.

[Solusist]

My god. This man is a mastertroll.

[Feralbreed]

Ultra troll.

[94norbertoenrique]

she heard him

[AnahSkywalker]

@pmfg11 women don't suck at life where did you get that from?

[UltraProle21]

let's just take a second to revel in this utter pwnage.

d.m. makes a bunch of extremely chauvinistic statements, pissing off these fat feminazi bitches something fierce. then, he refuses to take off the sunglasses that are driving the crowd crazy. then this lady finally gets a chance to rip him a new one and he, calmly, with a million dollar smile under that million dollar moustache, absolutely humiliates her in front of millions of people, including her friends and family. PWNAGE!!!!

[MrNewportHundos]

It's a shame that women are allowed to vote. Women, like the electoral college fuck up elections.

[SoaringMuse]

dumped all over that bitch LOL. at least get someone less prone to foam at the mouth with rage and have something intelligent to say.

[buttercow12]

The guy at 1:26 was so into it.

[Oliver154678]

@buttercow12

Yes, he is so into it....and his wife too. :)

[meincough]

123 women voted for Hillary Clinton

[xaxk007]

He looks kinda like Edward Norton.

[vidyogamasta]

3:33

"I don't see any women lined up and I'd definitely be at the end of that line"

Therefore, she would definitely be in the line.

[ObamaGoesPostal]

he has his points

[DMEDICKMASTERSON]

jammin out to some DME

[GuyNamedCarl]

It's sad because women really can't fucking drive...

[husna99]

@GuyNamedCarl that's why majority of car accidents are by men. In Europe they had to change insurance laws because insurance companies were making it cheap for women and expensive for men I wonder why...

[pmfg11]

@husna99 You can't compare the number of men who drive, against the number of women. Also men, have more of speeding accidents while women's accidents are because they suck at driving (and at life too)

[pavezxxD]

He's a Dick

[AmphibiousKitty]

The bitch at the end got fucking WRECKED. I've never laughed so hard in my life.

[RichardCano]

Sir, I don't agree with what you're saying, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it.

[updisho]

I know this guy is joking and all to gain money, but i kinda have to agree with him.

Problem?

[VeggiePyromaniac]

This guy really helped me out with my enlightement after reading his website...REALLY.

You cleared up my mind, Dick, thank you.

[ChobitVenus]

This guy's an asshole. Totally screwed point of view.

[JewishRocker]

He's the hero that the world deserves, but not the one it needs right now... and so we'll hunt him... because he can take it... because he's not a hero... he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector... a Dick Masterson

[cesiumion]

I love women, but I 100% agree with the man..

[S1deshowRobP5]

Best. Troll. Ever.

[ru21yet]

@S1deshowRobP5 you gotta love a good troll XD

[thainaaier]

the Man speaks the absolute truth ...

[Cavin21]

Dr. Phil must be his father..

[Ghost572]

Is it bad that these points are true?

[777ELDEMONIO]

Women should say thankyou to Dick Masterson for speaking the TRUTH.

[cronosson]

That's some epic bitchslapping right there yo. I would vote for this man to be on the presidence, all he said is true and we all know it, moralfags just don't want to admit it.

[fayuhl]

Make this man the leader of this nation!

[lee0nline1]

@fayuhl Respect the Dick

[DoctorPretentious]

Laid down the law

[terrarune]

The hero we deserve.

[ru21yet]

@mykicks2 women are living proof that god has a sick sence of humor.

[olympianic]

i dont really agree with this guy but he's funny as fuck ahahahahhaha

[TheTubeTimeMaster1]

Do people actually believe this shit?

[TiffanyShawty]

@TheTubeTimeMaster1 I dont everything he says is a lie. :L

and they are hurtful... Im not obsessed with sex thats disgusting.

[MikaTheAss]

@TheTubeTimeMaster1

It's called trolling. Please learn the ways of the internet.



[IAmSuchANerdLol]

"The boo'ing is distinctly high-pitched."

-they lower their voices and sound like dykes-

Hilarious.

[thenasty101]

haha the woman at the end knew she got her feelings hurt

[onionburst]

her face is seriously, priceless

[BVisionProductions]

Mast Dickerson

[superwhiteboy619]

Dick Masterson > Dr. Phil

[EvilsOfFeminism]

Dick Masterson is a hilarious reaction to Holier-Than-Thou Feminists. What did they expect? A fucking parade?

[LolitaSupreme]

When I think about a woman I think of a man, and then I take away reason and accountability.

[scottwill19]

although i highly disagree with what dick says, his blogs are fucking hilarious, and the thing about women spending mens money, is absolutely right

[monkeybear]

I love it. EVERY TIME women get out-bested with LOGIC all they can say is "Yeah, like you get any." "No woman would go on a date with you" or something other as retarded as that. That alone is proof of stupidity.

[thenfm]

keeping cunts in check: MANHOOD101. COM

[RedRangerAidan]

woah, that annoying bitch asking the questions got totally owned

[RedZHunter]

@truebritney Yet all the top scientists and leaders are men

[drJules87]

@DarthAsuran by clicking a button, duh!

[sere0321]

113 people are whiny bitches who should be in the kitchen and not on my interwebs.

[drJules87]

@sere0321 amen...

[speirszitu]

@Kaibacorp9000 Yeah, marketing skills.

[Mrsphallus]

@Kaibacorp9000

He probably died form mad cow disease from fucking so many cows.

[Mrsphallus]

@Kaibacorp9000

Linky?

It doesn't say anywhere he died, then again dick materson's worth is that in dog slobber so maybe he just wasn't infamous enough for anyone to give a shit.

[0djin]

What a boss.

[StrikingSpark]

Hahahaha......He's such a dick....

[Bugattiman1011]

umad women?

[onceIpoopedmyself]

lol he died anyway

[Anabana21yeh]

@onceIpoopedmyself did he seriously die? DAMNIT! I was ready to go on a little hunting trip and shout him down myself!!

[ushockey08]

That girl was absolutely pathetic. She only went after the guy because she thought everyone would be on her side. coward move. I don't agree with everything he says but he damn well has a right to say it!

[aXeboy99]

What was that?