Do they have anything for annoying Mormons? No matter how many times I say I'm not a believer, they still come a-knockin'. How about some sort of Theist-Zapper amp. Just something discrete I can hang on my porch.
Comming soon to a store near you - "Religion-be-gone!" , garantueed to rinse the stupid right out of even the most hardened young earth creationist! Simply spray to apply, allow a moment for the patented formula to do its thing and then slap the subjects face until dry.
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Such a thing exists; caution, or skepticism. To not automatically trust someone who is in a position of authority and claims to have Christian morals. The assumption that someone can be completely trusted is the cause of the problem. To have a position in the clergy, which comes with even more unearned trust, must be like a shopping spree in the candy store for them. They're not all bad, but any of them could be.
Randomlaughingman constantly rails about child sexual abuse and I know she has a strong dislike for her parents and catholics. MPD is usally brought on by trauma suffered at an eraly age, do you think Randomlaughingman's MPD came on from being abused by her parents or priests, or both?
Randomlaughingman is an idiot. Have a look at the comment they left on my channel a couple of months ago, over a discussion over the origin of viruses. Needless to say, she did not take evidence contrary to her position well.
@1RadicalOne Hehe, that's putting it mildly, friend. google randomlaughingman, or look her up on Encyclopedia Dramatica, though the article needs to be updated onto her global warming campaign
October 14, NY Times Reporter Paul Vitello shows the extent of child Sexual Abuse in Brooklyns Orthodox Jewish Community & details cover-ups aided by law enforcement.
There were 40 cases of such abuse in this tiny community last year alone, 40 in 1 town!
Orthodox rabbis were allowed by the D.A.s office to settle these cases internally Where are the professional victims groups staging protests outside synagogues?
Or sue-happy lawyers? Or comedians cracking jokes about Rabbis raping kids?
It doesn't work, you need a spray for Bohemian Grove Masons
whom infiltrate churches and pose as priests, I guess to make
the church look bad while their counter parts televise the hearings on networks purchased with laundered tax dollars, when they're not trying to sell you the offical 911 story.
@TheTruthPusher EXACTLY! And then you can smother yourself in peanut butter which has been laced with 3-propanol methyl alcohol to convince people that the moon landing wasn't a clip from a movie sent back in time by the CIA 9-11 plotters to recruit JFK into the intergalactic FBI to destroy the pentagon with HAARP waves thus disrupting the earth's magnetic field and instating a new world order run by drug companies.
Computerized coco mix to alter digestive systems to absorb gamma rays anyone?
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ZOMG! After I saw this, a couple days later some _____ came to my door. I got the idea to turn on my mosquito repellent app on my ipod when I answered. I pretended not to hear anything and they went nuts!
Maybe I'll try to find a can of this to bring to the next American Atheists convention. You know, spray those who are unable to stay for the 'debaptism'. :-)
Funny, but seriously, catholics wouldn't have the priest problem if they allowed marriage. As it is they attract a wide range of self-hating pedophiles in the closet.
I'd imagine it's around equal in terms of percentage, you'd just see more of the atheist ones as they don't have a religion forcing them into self-denial by telling them how much of an abomination they are.
If most homos are atheist it is because religious ding bats drive them from the faith with shame, guilt, hate, and death threats as evidenced by Haggarty or whatever his name is.
Ah, intolerant barbarian worshippers, of an intolerant barbarian religion, from an intolerant barbarian age... may ye choke on vids like this for all the suffering caused by religious hypocracy throughout history. Watch and hang your heads in shame for being part of it in this day and age.
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They dont believe in a God because what they do is considered a sin...so they rebell. Just like when your mommie told you "No you cant have that candy before dinner"...you had a hissy fit and screamed and jumped up & down till you got it...same thing. They hate it that "Jesus" tells them NOT to commit homosexual acts, but they are so imbroiled in their perversion and love what they do.. they will deny anyone that goes against it.
Dear Pee, So what I am hearing is that you are repulsed by the homosexual act and thus cleave to elements of scripture that justify your base human disgust. Instead of the golden rule, or accepting them as fellow sinners and giving them the respect they deserve. You use your religion to embolden the vile and vitriol you type here. What will you do when you die and wake up in haven surrounded by homosexuals? Will you assume you went to hell? Contemplate this it's deeper than you know.
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elbowbiter1 dont be foolish...there will be NO homosexuals in Heaven!
Why dont you focus more on the video at hand? Instead of being pissed about someone always disagreeing with the perversion of homosexuality...why dont you get mad at the fact of little boys being abused and covered up by Catholic Church? Its because the perversion is the only important issue to some people.
Ya know chuckles, if this sort of material offends you, you can just not watch.Why not just go watch the Hallmark channel for a heapin' helpin' of Christian treacle?
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what are you blabbering about? I realized you are a Jesus "hater" so Iam ignoring you. If you want to know about how to become a born again Christian then I will respond...otherwise...I will spray you with "Jesus Hater repellent".
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Genesis 2:24-25 says, Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh. And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed. Hebrew 13:4 says, Marriage is honorable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.
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Whats "typical" is that you dont get what "those passages" mean.
God ALWAYS refers to "Man & woman" throughout the Bible...I never seen a verse yet that mentions a man & man shall be one flesh. You just dont get it because you DONT have God in your life.
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their woman did change the natural use into that which is against nature.
And like wise the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another: men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
The historical dating of romans is not disputed. The only problem i have with it is that it is written by Paul, probably a nice guy i'm sure. My point however is none, not one single word in the new testament is atributed to the handwriting of juses. As such everything in it would be second hand interpritation at best.
Move over in a time period where people were stoned to death; anyone outside the norm would have been on shacky ground to begin with.
Man! This video and your comment just made my day.
You should write poetry at least it could not banned, because the barbarians are starting choke on the religious dogma they have tried to shove into everyone around them.
@elbowbiter1 - Ted Haggard is a total hypocrite. He preaches about homosexuality, then pays a male prostitute for sex and now is complaining about how he's being discriminated against.
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Its obvious that a group of people is being targetted here; The problem is, this crime does not only happen in one particular group of people, it happens all around the world, and in every religion. The fact that all the media and all the comedians are only concentraiting on one group instead of targetting the global problem is disgusting, and should be discouraged and not laughed at by the general public who does not see past this sick scheme of hate and manipulation. Its really not funny!
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Moronic video gets cheap laughs from cretins. Of all professional groups, most children are abused by parents, not priests, not teachers, not police etc.
Ned262626, You've got to be kidding. Do you have any idea how many priests Bishop Mahoney of LA alone moved because of complaints by kids and parents? Then he covered up for, lied about, destroyed records, deceived courts and law enforcemnet, dodged, bobbed and weaved until we all vomit.
Look up Crimini Solicitationes 1964 policy never rescinded. Papal policy directing secrecy about priestly sexual abuse or face excom.
Look if we join a club and let the leaders fuck our kids who's sicker?
brilliant :) !!
dkinetik 1 month ago
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if someone actually invents this.... i'll buy your entire stock.
Youareabtch 3 months ago
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@Youareabtch as long as it works on any religious fellow.
Youareabtch 3 months ago
Once religion is gone sexual abuse will be a thing of the past! Yeah!
ASealUponThineHeart 3 months ago
Do they have anything for annoying Mormons? No matter how many times I say I'm not a believer, they still come a-knockin'. How about some sort of Theist-Zapper amp. Just something discrete I can hang on my porch.
WolfGuyX 6 months ago
This is awsome and VERY funny!
funko22four 6 months ago
Where can I buy this? I'd buy 50 tons of it and drop it on the middle east!!!
martingoldfire 6 months ago
this is horrible and NOT funny
911insidejob81 7 months ago
@911insidejob81 you're stupid!
Kelz06081984 4 months ago
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@911insidejob81 just like your dead mother
Youareabtch 3 months ago
Do they have anything against nagging evangelists? There's a recent infestation in my city...
StrikaAmaru 10 months ago
HA!
Good shit!
Zentz29 1 year ago
Comming soon to a store near you - "Religion-be-gone!" , garantueed to rinse the stupid right out of even the most hardened young earth creationist! Simply spray to apply, allow a moment for the patented formula to do its thing and then slap the subjects face until dry.
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TheStigma 1 year ago 12
The kid is so nelly that only a Lesbo would be interested!
mrspatrickcampbell 1 year ago
The daddy is an obvious homosexual - are there nude photos?
mrspatrickcampbell 1 year ago
How the hell did I not see this before! Great stuff! :)
quasarsphere 1 year ago
Nice tits Mom.
bigboy45454545 1 year ago 3
I'm going straight to Hell for laughing at that xD
GinnyStoleMyMan 1 year ago
@GinnyStoleMyMan That's what they want you to think.
smrt606 1 year ago
@GinnyStoleMyMan There is no hell...or heaven...or god. You'll be fine
Crossopterygii 1 year ago
@Crossopterygii Haha true. Allow me to rephrase: The next time I try to enter a church, I'll be flogged by a clergy.
GinnyStoleMyMan 1 year ago
Such a thing exists; caution, or skepticism. To not automatically trust someone who is in a position of authority and claims to have Christian morals. The assumption that someone can be completely trusted is the cause of the problem. To have a position in the clergy, which comes with even more unearned trust, must be like a shopping spree in the candy store for them. They're not all bad, but any of them could be.
qwexas 1 year ago
ROTFLMAO!!!
bravdos 1 year ago
Randomlaughingman constantly rails about child sexual abuse and I know she has a strong dislike for her parents and catholics. MPD is usally brought on by trauma suffered at an eraly age, do you think Randomlaughingman's MPD came on from being abused by her parents or priests, or both?
Dayversion 1 year ago
Randomlaughingman is an idiot. Have a look at the comment they left on my channel a couple of months ago, over a discussion over the origin of viruses. Needless to say, she did not take evidence contrary to her position well.
1RadicalOne 1 year ago
@1RadicalOne Hehe, that's putting it mildly, friend. google randomlaughingman, or look her up on Encyclopedia Dramatica, though the article needs to be updated onto her global warming campaign
Dayversion 1 year ago
Oh...wow....
1RadicalOne 1 year ago
hilarious :D
quaxk 1 year ago
I'd change the description now you aren't a catholic anymore. I used to be a catholic too.
procritic09 1 year ago
Funny lol
Edsmack 1 year ago
LMFAO that was fucking beautiful, I love it.
sofiadragon1979 1 year ago
Absolutely funny!
MorganMarvinson 1 year ago
Geez, we have a lot of good catholic anti-creationists.
michalchik 1 year ago
@michalchik He's actually not catholic anymore, he's atheist now
kusalaviro 1 year ago
Funny as shit, pulls no punches, and full of MILFy goodness. I like it!
DuhIdiot1 1 year ago
:D:D Holy shit this was a supergood video!! :D
bary1234 1 year ago
greatest video EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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October 14, NY Times Reporter Paul Vitello shows the extent of child Sexual Abuse in Brooklyns Orthodox Jewish Community & details cover-ups aided by law enforcement.
There were 40 cases of such abuse in this tiny community last year alone, 40 in 1 town!
Orthodox rabbis were allowed by the D.A.s office to settle these cases internally Where are the professional victims groups staging protests outside synagogues?
Or sue-happy lawyers? Or comedians cracking jokes about Rabbis raping kids?
StSimonOfTrent 1 year ago
vatikan is EVIL
lemsipGY 1 year ago
lets gonna torch the vatikan
lemsipGY 1 year ago
LET´S GONNA TORCH THE VATIKAN
lemsipGY 1 year ago
"Uh oh, looks like somebody got rapped by Father Flanagan!"
"Again?"
:)
averagehomosapien 1 year ago
HAH! This is rich
pandapalace11 1 year ago
It doesn't work, you need a spray for Bohemian Grove Masons
whom infiltrate churches and pose as priests, I guess to make
the church look bad while their counter parts televise the hearings on networks purchased with laundered tax dollars, when they're not trying to sell you the offical 911 story.
Microchip Implant anyone?
TheTruthPusher 2 years ago
@TheTruthPusher EXACTLY! And then you can smother yourself in peanut butter which has been laced with 3-propanol methyl alcohol to convince people that the moon landing wasn't a clip from a movie sent back in time by the CIA 9-11 plotters to recruit JFK into the intergalactic FBI to destroy the pentagon with HAARP waves thus disrupting the earth's magnetic field and instating a new world order run by drug companies.
Computerized coco mix to alter digestive systems to absorb gamma rays anyone?
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TheTruthPusher 1 year ago
Calm down dude. I'm just amused by conspiracy theorists is all, case in point.
Flailwielder 1 year ago
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TheTruthPusher 2 years ago
In the words of christopher Hitchins
"no childs behind left"
digitised 2 years ago 3
Someone spray Mike Huckabee with this stuff.
XCRIDER 2 years ago
So amazing!
kane148 2 years ago
WOW, That hurt me! lol
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Bossking2 2 years ago
That's funny!
MarquellGarrett 2 years ago
for everyone who can't afford or find priest off, you can always just try out a gun
fcdog555 2 years ago 4
You should have had one of those balloons at the end:
"Now in convenient suppository form!"
bushputz 2 years ago
I like how the dad sprays the kids butt real good going out the door... lol !!!
^..^
TheWildAssCopyCat 2 years ago 2
ZOMG! After I saw this, a couple days later some _____ came to my door. I got the idea to turn on my mosquito repellent app on my ipod when I answered. I pretended not to hear anything and they went nuts!
Iwannabubbletube 2 years ago 3
This is horrible and hilarious all at the same time.
skathay 2 years ago 2
I wonder if it also repels door-to-door religion peddlers and those annoying creationists?
NVanWendy 2 years ago 4
Does it wash off? I mean what if the priest is hot?
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eynshamrood 2 years ago
where do i buy it?
FusionNinjin 2 years ago
Maybe I'll try to find a can of this to bring to the next American Atheists convention. You know, spray those who are unable to stay for the 'debaptism'. :-)
szrgirl 2 years ago 4
i love this
china23wall 2 years ago
As an ex-altar boy (albeit one who was never the object of a priest's attention), I found the above hillarious.
AlanCFA 2 years ago 5
This is what the whole world needs.
jfmechdude 2 years ago 31
This is made of Win.
sabertooth1980 2 years ago 6
Must be made from liquidized science, truth and logic.
StoneTemp1Pilot 2 years ago 102
LOL
OverRideGeneration 2 years ago 3
@StoneTemp1Pilot Not to mention concentrated responsibility.
JaguarEscarlata 1 year ago
oh snap, epic pwnage
xdkwallen742 2 years ago 3
hmmm my comments dont show sigh
bajorjor1 2 years ago
Any Priesticide left for me?
AgentCROCODILE 2 years ago
That's pretty good ! lbc4god might have some for us unsaved trash. LOL!
no1saphead 2 years ago
EPIC LULZ
LordDane1986 2 years ago
they should do a "to catch a predator" Catholic church episode
marker853 2 years ago 6
I agree, the catholic church is the biggest pedophile machine on earth!
hando88c 2 years ago 3
"Designed by Atheists, so you know you can trust it with your kids"
hahahahahahaha XD
CarpeOmne 2 years ago 2
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Brilliant! Simply Brilliant!
linkuei83 2 years ago
I love it. It should be on the air.
Aslapacrosstheface 2 years ago
Watched it twice, noticed the second time at 1:08 the extra heavy spraying of the posterior - LMFAO!!!
timmmahhhh 2 years ago
Funny, but seriously, catholics wouldn't have the priest problem if they allowed marriage. As it is they attract a wide range of self-hating pedophiles in the closet.
shadowcnidarian 2 years ago 4
Awesome.
Surathan 2 years ago
LMAO. Great "commercial."
sbatou87 2 years ago
STOP VOTING! We have 666 ratings!
Anyway, this is a funny-ass video.
forglegorktheork 2 years ago
bahahaha! Awesome stuff. We need more of this.
Aslapacrosstheface 2 years ago
What's the name of that other priest-repellant..uh..oh yea..breasts.
SoSaysSam 2 years ago
LOL! "maybe we need to complain to the arch diasis." "great idea! i'm sure they'll take quick decisive action." *laughter*
InsertGoodNameHeree 2 years ago
LOL!
TheAnonymouz 2 years ago
lool
TheFartoholic 2 years ago
Great video. Mirrored...excellent!
infinitusverum 2 years ago
The Billy Mays is strong in this one!
boertush 2 years ago 3
Rofl, good one!
sgnfx 2 years ago
I need some
Trexboss 2 years ago
I want that milf.
katey1dog 2 years ago 2
Lol,
I'm a Christian and that was hilarious, they won't sodomize and threaten you with eternal damnation! =p
ogirv101 2 years ago 3
That's fucking hilarious. Lmao
deathadder32 2 years ago
Don, you're a really good sport!
Ourbine 2 years ago
5star
franksvenatra 2 years ago
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smeggypants 2 years ago
this was awesome! 5 stars!
druidic6 2 years ago
does it work on mormons too?
dangerouslytalented 2 years ago 4
I need to get a bottle of that for the next time the door-to-door evangelicals come calling...
Macrochenia 2 years ago 4
Well, till you get a bottle you can always use pepperspray.
Shavarnarak 2 years ago 2
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it only works on homosexual Priests...thats what the video is all about.
btw arent most homos Atheists ?
PeeFinster 2 years ago
I'd imagine it's around equal in terms of percentage, you'd just see more of the atheist ones as they don't have a religion forcing them into self-denial by telling them how much of an abomination they are.
Then there's always Haggard :)
PPartisan 2 years ago 7
Dear Pee
If most homos are atheist it is because religious ding bats drive them from the faith with shame, guilt, hate, and death threats as evidenced by Haggarty or whatever his name is.
Ah, intolerant barbarian worshippers, of an intolerant barbarian religion, from an intolerant barbarian age... may ye choke on vids like this for all the suffering caused by religious hypocracy throughout history. Watch and hang your heads in shame for being part of it in this day and age.
Love,
Biter.
elbowbiter1 2 years ago 13
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They dont believe in a God because what they do is considered a sin...so they rebell. Just like when your mommie told you "No you cant have that candy before dinner"...you had a hissy fit and screamed and jumped up & down till you got it...same thing. They hate it that "Jesus" tells them NOT to commit homosexual acts, but they are so imbroiled in their perversion and love what they do.. they will deny anyone that goes against it.
PeeFinster 2 years ago
actually I'm an atheist because its a stupid crok of shit...but you probably know me better.
imfreakingoutman 2 years ago
Dear Pee, So what I am hearing is that you are repulsed by the homosexual act and thus cleave to elements of scripture that justify your base human disgust. Instead of the golden rule, or accepting them as fellow sinners and giving them the respect they deserve. You use your religion to embolden the vile and vitriol you type here. What will you do when you die and wake up in haven surrounded by homosexuals? Will you assume you went to hell? Contemplate this it's deeper than you know.
Biter
elbowbiter1 2 years ago 2
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elbowbiter1 dont be foolish...there will be NO homosexuals in Heaven!
Why dont you focus more on the video at hand? Instead of being pissed about someone always disagreeing with the perversion of homosexuality...why dont you get mad at the fact of little boys being abused and covered up by Catholic Church? Its because the perversion is the only important issue to some people.
PeeFinster 2 years ago
Ya know chuckles, if this sort of material offends you, you can just not watch.Why not just go watch the Hallmark channel for a heapin' helpin' of Christian treacle?
RHYMEMAIDEN1 2 years ago 2
Little kids being molested by Priests doesnt offend you?
Interesting...you must be from that "tolerant" cult I hear so much about.
PeeFinster 2 years ago
Nice of you to wholly misinterpret my post. You must be from the priggish tight-ass cult I hear so much about.
RHYMEMAIDEN1 2 years ago
By the way, I also think Dr. Strangelove is a funny movie, but that doesn't imply support for nuclear conflagration.
RHYMEMAIDEN1 2 years ago
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what are you blabbering about? I realized you are a Jesus "hater" so Iam ignoring you. If you want to know about how to become a born again Christian then I will respond...otherwise...I will spray you with "Jesus Hater repellent".
PeeFinster 2 years ago
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AnarchisticAttitude 2 years ago
hey dude I never read jesus talk about homos in the bible. Read your bible please before claiming anything in it
bajorjor1 2 years ago
im an atheist but i think the old testament said something about stoning them [in the bad way]
hobgob95 2 years ago
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Genesis 2:24-25 says, Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh. And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed. Hebrew 13:4 says, Marriage is honorable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.
PeeFinster 2 years ago
i said JESUS NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HOMOS, then you give me passages that jesus never spoke of... typical
bajorjor1 2 years ago 3
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Whats "typical" is that you dont get what "those passages" mean.
God ALWAYS refers to "Man & woman" throughout the Bible...I never seen a verse yet that mentions a man & man shall be one flesh. You just dont get it because you DONT have God in your life.
PeeFinster 2 years ago
What were the passages where its been written that jesus had a problem with gays?
Couldn't find it.
philthy122 2 years ago 2
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Romans 1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their woman did change the natural use into that which is against nature.
And like wise the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another: men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
PeeFinster 2 years ago
Thanks.
The historical dating of romans is not disputed. The only problem i have with it is that it is written by Paul, probably a nice guy i'm sure. My point however is none, not one single word in the new testament is atributed to the handwriting of juses. As such everything in it would be second hand interpritation at best.
Move over in a time period where people were stoned to death; anyone outside the norm would have been on shacky ground to begin with.
philthy122 2 years ago 6
Right!
7omnia7 2 years ago
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Syst3m04 2 years ago
wow i dont get what those passages means but you do wow. I dont have God in my life but you do. Wow you must be superior
bajorjor1 2 years ago
Well, if Jesus was "the song of God" then he must clearly have been supporting these passages.
Hjernespreng 2 years ago
speculation does not count
bajorjor1 2 years ago
Actually, when you think about it, it isn't speculation.
Do you think Jesus would reject parts of the bible?
Wouldn't that, by Christian logic, be illogical?
Hjernespreng 2 years ago 2
there's no archeological proof of jesus= speculation
bajorjor1 2 years ago
ignorant twit...
HailZeon57 2 years ago
Man! This video and your comment just made my day.
You should write poetry at least it could not banned, because the barbarians are starting choke on the religious dogma they have tried to shove into everyone around them.
Love,
Fire.
fireimp836 2 years ago
Id rather choke on my religion then what you choke on.
Rick
PeeFinster 2 years ago
@elbowbiter1 - Ted Haggard is a total hypocrite. He preaches about homosexuality, then pays a male prostitute for sex and now is complaining about how he's being discriminated against.
FibonaziProductions 1 year ago
Q: What's the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
A: Acne doesn't usually come on a boy's face until he's 12 or 13 years old.
davidls11 2 years ago 31
LMMFAO
HAHAHAHAHAH
lolhowdoishotweblol 2 years ago
Funny funny
mattyabsley 2 years ago
Now THAT is funny! I would imagine, however, that it wouldn't be so funny if I had been violated by clergy as a child.
ebruceii 2 years ago 2
BRAVO BRAVO......that about sums up the truth!!
4020kid 2 years ago
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Not cool man, not cool.
Spacesurfer101 2 years ago
haha brilliant!
saintgrafitti 2 years ago
rofl
amoxtlacatl 2 years ago
Milf? Yep, milf.
hippocampuszosterae 2 years ago 2
i concur good sir
pavlopwnsyourface 2 years ago
Awesome!
gaiyabum 2 years ago 2
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Its obvious that a group of people is being targetted here; The problem is, this crime does not only happen in one particular group of people, it happens all around the world, and in every religion. The fact that all the media and all the comedians are only concentraiting on one group instead of targetting the global problem is disgusting, and should be discouraged and not laughed at by the general public who does not see past this sick scheme of hate and manipulation. Its really not funny!
acev1per 2 years ago
Sure it is. I'm laughing, therefore it's funny.
dkg0 2 years ago 5
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You'd be surprised at what people laugh at...
acev1per 2 years ago
Hey man, I wouldn't let my kid go to a protestant church by himself either. No offense, but church is a child rape factory.
KidVolcano 2 years ago 2
... say what you will...
acev1per 2 years ago
I'm gonna agree, church is a place of organized abuse on several levels. It's not just the Catholics either, of course.
Religion is a dangerous scam.
aajoeyjo 2 years ago 8
Public school system is pretty dangerous itself!
OmegaIsNear 2 years ago
agreed !
chellybeans164 2 years ago
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Moronic video gets cheap laughs from cretins. Of all professional groups, most children are abused by parents, not priests, not teachers, not police etc.
hitherwood1 3 years ago
Parents arent a professional group.. wtf?
pubuman 2 years ago 3
We need to spray the entire planet with this stuff
Chiflado21 3 years ago 14
Europe needs some muslim-repellent.
r3t4y5 3 years ago 18
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sorry, I'm impervious to stupidity.
Albukhshi 2 years ago
You're Catholic? I thought you weren't any denomination
Christus94 3 years ago 3
brilliant, where do i order?
micp4130 3 years ago 7
Yes!
voodooKobra 3 years ago
Oh this is wonderful! GLORIOUSLY funny!
BigStr8Al 3 years ago 3
LOL!
lazyperfectionist1 3 years ago 2
Hahahaha. Nice.
Nature9355 3 years ago
dude i love em
Idiggs102 3 years ago
MORE!
JamesJimRaynor 3 years ago
I found this to be rather funny...
Priest Off should make a lot of money.
TheRhymingCommenter 3 years ago
It really pisses me off... My local hardware store has never heard of it. But I absolutely want that stuff!
gajulo 3 years ago
Do they sell that stuff in industrial quantity? My hometown has a really bad infestation, and I was hoping to give it a sort of crop dusting...
LinkKB 3 years ago 14
Amazing.
SexyMelon 3 years ago
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the priest "abuse scandal" is a thing that has been manufactured by the media.
A. priest's don't rape/molest at a rate higher than the male populations average
B. the cover-up doesn't exist
ned262626 3 years ago
Ned262626, You've got to be kidding. Do you have any idea how many priests Bishop Mahoney of LA alone moved because of complaints by kids and parents? Then he covered up for, lied about, destroyed records, deceived courts and law enforcemnet, dodged, bobbed and weaved until we all vomit.
Look up Crimini Solicitationes 1964 policy never rescinded. Papal policy directing secrecy about priestly sexual abuse or face excom.
Look if we join a club and let the leaders fuck our kids who's sicker?
UbuntoO 3 years ago 10
Amazing.
Stolen protected content used on Youtube and support for a staunch abortion candidate by a Catholic.
You wonder why so many are leaving the faith?
Remove this and rethink your candidate.
mykol13v 3 years ago 2
Haha, that was pretty funny.
ProletariatPat 3 years ago
I bet it smells like pussy.
bucksatan1 3 years ago 4