Christ Cologne

[lChula]

Whoever is playing Jesus is hot.

[LESismore8]

*whispers* Jesus Christ....

This ain't no Jesus Christ sponge, but it sure is tempting!

[hatday44]

uhhh we all know that ronald mcdonald is the most famous man in the world...

[DollFaceless]

Jesus is hot XD.

[TheL0lMachine]

You've drank his blood, you've eaten his body, now were his fragrance. Christ cologne

[MexicaanGurlhere]

Damm her lips are gay! And fat!. They disgust me. Am i goin to hell for watching this?

[xxxxDontForgetImHere]

what in the HELL happened to her lips?! did she get stung by bees multiple times or somethin?

[BaltRavensgirl45]

I WOULD BUY THIS

[Comickid15]

Yep...I'm going to hell for watching this...

[mohsweetu]

he is very handsome ( he isn't J.Ch of course ) ...

but she ... ;P ... just ladyboy

[okabokaflamingo1]

PRESS 9 to skip seeing the woman who looks more masculine that Jesus himself

[zzanas]

sarah jessica parker?

[adriennestpeter1999]

THE 2ND COMING!!

[snugglehound]

Funny. Now let's see your Mohammed Cologne sketch. What's that you say? You're too scared to make it? So much for freedom of speech or artistic integrity. But, yeah, offending people who you know won't or can't fight back is funny. And in any case, I guess it would be hard, legally, to find a 6 year old girl to play Mohammad's wife...

[ninjaninja246]

Am I going to hell now? Lol jk...

[AceKing2012]

Jesus was black...fail

[demonicazazel]

@AceKing2012 Jesus was brown dumbass

[92PartyRocker]

Would've been funnier if he was black

[allylovedance]

EWWWW HER LIPS ARE HUGE they remind me of pumped up lips from key of awsome

[RySa222]

man, she's ugly.....

[CrazyBB36]

those chick's lips look like my ass, big and bloated

[TheLittleWorlds]

Hahaha that was hilarious!

[MNKYER]

it smells heavenly

[fufflynuffly]

they actually sell it...



[HOZllE]

I love how both the top comments are about that girls face...

[BrightStaroftheDawn]

JESUS!!

PLEASE HEAL THAT FAT LIP ON THAT LADY!!

[hugh705]

i only clicked on this vid because i though the guy was saiid from lost

[CalisCool]

Damn and I thought DSL was oldschool technology.....

[MNKYER]

a scent to die for! LOL XD

[n3rdbear]

The soundtrack is epic, lol.

[hodoboc]

Is this for men or for women?

[supatroopamariofail]

press 5 for erection

[funkyglo]

awesome awesome, too bad the chit's hideous

[PJHisham]

duck face

[pyeface1990]

she has big blow jobs lips

[Zlamzter]

hello, reader dont read this i started reading this and i was so dumb that i tougth i had to chain mail this >:( I hate people who post these kind of comments but .. .. Post this to 16 videos in 30 minutes and promise your self never to listen to these kinds of comments or make one up. But this one is real. If you don't post this, a boy with no head or legs will show up in your room at midnight kill you. Everyone will forget u . start posting. FUCK THIS SHIT!

[candied88dj]

why does michael always have rejected pornstar  Chicks in his vid :s!

[1crazgirl]

The tags hav things that are not needed..

[KarmaMokoto]

WTF is up with her lips? O.O

[fyrewoman77]

damn that chick looks like that muppet Janice

[msdubois01]

Heh. I was gonna put a Jesus vid up but I decided i shouldn't.

[lizardgizzard108]

What if your jewish or muslim?

[MovementInArt]

ignorant

[KittiMitties]

That. Was pure genius.

[thezap330]

That "girl" is actually a gay guy, nobody can have lips like those by dating women

[EmoMetalHead6666]

Her lips and nose are just effin Eww!

[miguelharris1991]

SHE LOOKS MORE MASCULINE THAN HE DOES, TALK ABOUT SCARY

[mykidsdad36]

I'm assuming ...it's to die for?

; P

[BrightStaroftheDawn]

 ".j.e.s.u.s......j.e.s.u.s. c.h.r.i.s.t"

[gojewla]

I tried it, but it smells like hell!

[SisterOfTheGothGirl]

I want Christ cologne!!!

[ozimus]

i thought That DUDE was Manu Ginobili

[ViewWatchGori19]

She has collagen implants in her lips.

[SiNaoia]

What an egotestical shallow twirt ... is that a word... LOL

LOL... pretending to project jesus...LOL

[SiNaoia]

Whats wrong with her mouth...?

[SiNaoia]

@SiNaoia

I mean her lips... ?

[pirbird14]

@SiNaoia botox

[SiNaoia]

@pirbird14

It's got to be... botox... and ugh... it looks awful... maybe she should have did it weeks earlier so that it would have mellowed out by now or something like that... smile

[Hektique]

butt ugly chick

[swygert321]

omgsh jesus is coming for me

[BIBLEisMARKofBEAST]

You are like all bible worshipers, you use the name of Jesus to make money.

The BIBLE is the MARK of the BEAST! It is an abomination to use Jesus' name in such an ungodly manner, but you have plenty of company with all the lying bible preachers collecting 10% from the deceived that have taken the mark of the beast!

Enjoy your short life while you can, someday you will stand before the Real and Living Jesus.

[LemurMan2008]

@BIBLEisMARKofBEAST What?!

[BIBLEisMARKofBEAST]

@LemurMan2008 Mark of the beast. If you don’t take the mark of the beast, you are in big trouble. Try this; tell all your friends and family that the bible is the mark of the beast. First they kick you out of all churches, then you lose all of your friends, lose your job, lose your family and then they run you out of town.

[BIBLEisMARKofBEAST]

@LemurMan2008 Besides all of that, they will try to kill you. They will send witches after you and you will suffer sleep paralysis and hear voices of demons attacking you. You will be hated of all men.  You must come under the power of satan and his bible or you cannot live in this world without persecution.

[BIBLEisMARKofBEAST]

@LemurMan2008 Sorcerers, witches and demons will try to beguile you. You will be surrounded by billions of demonic bible worshipers. Jesus has very few Christians in this world today because the bible has become the mark of the beast.

[ShutupKaitlin]

That woman looks like a fucking duck.

[montawong]

Thats what I call Jesus Christ ARMANI style xD

[liarsclub75]

Hey at least they used a middle eastern looking guy and not that white Jesus bullshit.

[NoSaysHello]

@liarsclub75 wat u meen? jezuz is UHMERICAN!

[hagiel04]

ohh...girl you nasty!!!!

[brackenjo]

no wonder jesus didn't give in to temptation. that girl is not the prettiest.

[dragonmanfly45]

@Jesuslives247 I agree

[elinaeverbloom]

I LOL everytime he turns and you hear "Jesus, Jesus Christ".

[jesuslives247]

this is really mean and wrong

[DjCannibis]

@jesuslives247 christianity is wrong...

[limepunkrocker]

@jesuslives247 how is this mean? Its wrong in a sense that it doesn't give any truth about what Jesus really is. But the joke is all for fun. Not to be taken seriously.

[ErieMarkus]

Plastic surgery gone wrong.

[DjPaanda]

that girl is just....not....right...

[bossr07]

I FEEL SORRY FOR THE FOOLS WHO MAKE FUN OF JESUS....THERE IN TROUBLE WITH GOD....BECAUSE JESUS IS GOD!!!

[hermariane]

@bossr07 I thought jesus was his son..?

[hitdachronic94]

@hermariane yeah theres alot of ways to look at it i personally believe jesus is god in human form

[Kindoflikeme]

@bossr07 *they're

[whitecat735]

Love it.....

[BELLEiUM]

mary, you need to calm down with the botox.

[MrJ3suscrist]

i have a lyphtime supply (:

[emopartygirl77]

ew is that chick a man?

[Tory9002]

 hahahahah

[Anonpeace]

HAHAHA!

[doctormelonhead]

HER LIPS ARE NASTY

[SouthSweetTea]

@SecretBol they are

[trifftone]

I think Jesus would laugh hard at that!

[dudemandye]

omg 

[Shadowdragon320]

LMAO

[Gforce516]

fake lyps and ugly

[SECRETBOL]

Wow imagine if god and jesus were actually REAL !

[xbamxheartagramx]

Bitch, how many needles have you put on those damn things??? Jesus doesn't even want that.

[IHateVeggies101]

To mister: "Fuck Jesus Christ and Fuck Christianity" Curse Jesus Christ all you want. Just know that the day you blaspheme the Holy Spirit, your ass is grass. ROFL.

[iGame3D]

Lol. Does it smell like babies? Carpenters? Lepers? Prostitutes? Corpses?

Corpses that rise from the dead after 3 days?

Inquiring minds want to know!

[URBANNEWZ]

eww her lips fcked up

[immiam]

hahahahaha xD this is hilarious.

except for..what the hell is wrong with that woman ? too much plastic surgery i guess.

[GodsHumor]

The chick in the video looks like the Muppet JANICE from the muppet show.. GOOGLE IT! she does =]

[XMPRXKIDD]

does it come with a body wash?

[outlwdragon]

Omg thats fucking hillarious.

[ViewWatchGori19]

mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa, in nomini patri fiili, et spirito sancto.

[raphaelhdds]

@sammicat100 i didn't want to offend any religion, i was saying about the actor how looks gay

[Clara674]

This video was hilarious, you guys never disapoint :D

And can you guys stop fighting on the video please?

[raphaelhdds]

JC is faggot

[sammicat100]

@raphaelhdds please be nice this is very sad that you would have the senselessness to say that.

[Trixareforkidzz1996]

lol now you can say His name and wont feel bad or get punished LOL

[8JMBDEQUEEN8]

oh my gosh. bring me a freakin life time supply. i bet i smell so good!!!!!!

[ImaNorway]

I bet it smells like a 2000 years old jewish zombie.

fuck jesus, fuck christianity.

[sammicat100]

@ImaNorway And fuck you ass hole:)

[ImaNorway]

@sammicat100 fuck you too ^^

[sammicat100]

@ImaNorway Why thanks!!:D your such a great person so not ignorant so caring of other peoples feelings i bet your just such a funny great girl:D!

[ImaNorway]

@sammicat100 say whatever you want, bitch. christianity is still failed bullshit, just like all religion :) peace, love, skeet and cheese<3

[sammicat100]

@ImaNorway your just to ignorant to believe in it. and i dont under stand what your trying to tell me with the cheese... lay off the drugs kid it'll do you some good.

[ImaNorway]

@sammicat100 nah, im not ignorant, i just didnt get brainwashed by the church and the school system. and the thing with peace, love, skeet and cheese, was another way to say bye, but you need 50+ IQ to understand it. no drugs involved, just to clearify :) good night<3

[sammicat100]

@ImaNorway night love:D♥♥ and remember jesus loves you!:D

[Danilomurillo1]

I cannot stop laughing everytime I see this

[ChineseTOP]

girl isnt really pretty shes got botox in her lips so thats why i wuld let her suck my cock

[fabulasfour4]

i bet it would smell heavenly :] .

[BuildBabylon]

@fabulasfour4

All this and more at Babylon

-------BUILD BABYLON-------

[zamrok73]

i bet it smells non existant

[BLS1313666]

I would SOOO wear this! Send me a case NOW!!

[XDaniJ101X]

her lips scare mee!

[tick991]

BOTOX

[cheeseface97]

Yall are so goin to hell..

[freakyvenni]

Tht grl is ugly

[Estlopacu]

STUPID!!!! BORING!!! DUMB!!!

[trey1O]

UGH! I hate cologne commercials!

[Loubatron]

*whisper* too much lip filler

[plumjunk]

DUDE! michael you rock! i wish i could be as good a director as you! :D thumbs up if you think michael is AWESOME!!

[Mugzy619]

why do woman think fat lips are sexy?

[MrMurtac]

@Mugzy619 Like pillows on yo dick

[xplizit101]

Freakin Hilarious! I was LMAO. lol

[treeXeh]

What would that smell like? Back in Jesus's day they didn't bathe very often... so... yeah...

[LordAkaneon]

It probably smells like Frankincense, Myrrh, Gold, Blood, Vinegar, Urine, and Death.

[Mistoffelees11]

i dont know if i should be offended or laughing/...ill just sit her emotionless

[Foxyclooty123]

@Mistoffelees11

Same here. baha! :]

[Isra3l92]

LOL WTF

[nerdyemmagirl]

go jesus! and its very funny. i love it!

[santidude25]

OMMG XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDD

[rodshark62]

that was really nice!

[kasey172]

I'm Tweeting this to Jesus!!

[kibbylee]

i could keep my eyes on this, i loled so much xD.then i looked up and saw my buddy christ *w00t dogma* figure and was like..well this is awkward..

freaking awesome dude

[micistan]

it's obvious this smells like a 2000 yrs old jew crucified shit

[sonikku956]

@micistan ....

[burbidgestephen]

i would buy that.

[SilentNight700]

You're wondering what did he say? ...I don't know even know how to repeat it but it was funny as heck X}

[SilentNight700]

This commercail ......XD He ripped on it worse than I did =S

[LarryBogary]

Smells like salvation!!!.....shit tho, id buy it...

[sphoenix101]

I WANT THIS TO BE REAL

[emocamvampire]

I would totally buy this

[Leesa911]

Cute, but whats up with her lips? She could french kiss a moose with those. Such a pretty girl but needs to chill on the silicone.

[TIFFYSMASH]

i have always wanted to smell like the body of christ and now i can..... hahaha

[cifeso]

Jesus christ this is funny.

;D

[StaticShelby]

OMG OCTOMOM!!!!

[MrsTefee]

id buy that ... :D

[IMthere4you1]

rofl! you all going to hell! lolz

[MegaAngel124]

She's got some big ass lips =O

[SalvationTourniquet]

@MegaAngel124 They reminded that I hadn't fed my fish. =o

[2meroooo]

her lips are disgusting. they r sooo big its not sexy anymore

[iswim2themoon]

Completely sacriligious but truly funny. Even HE would think it's hysterical. Come on! Jesus laughed!

[Motivated85]

U fuking asshole

[alifeinthelens]

This is great! That woman, however... if you can find a single part of her that hasn't been enhanced you MUST be Jesus.

[xGuitarTeacherx]

nice lips bitch

[highwings89]

holy cologne, bet it works great on exorcisms lol